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s7 episode 12 “x-cops” thoughts

last time we spoke... i was very pissed off.

but this time? i don’t have a single CLUE what to expect.

a crossover with cops…? i used to watch that show as a kid. but those were real cops, right? honestly, i was WAY too young to be watching that show, and i don’t really understand the details of how it even worked. it always felt kinda illegal. but i am incredibly curious to see how it looks in crossover format.

i assume that they just used the same camera people for the x files as always, and that adjusting to this style of filming had to be super confusing. although, i suppose they could have hired the camera people from cops to do it?? either way, i can imagine that it gave everyone a headache after 7 seasons of standard procedural-style filming

i’m kinda giggling at how silly the whole thing is. all we can do at this point is begin!

(post-episode thoughts: still giggling, tbh. no real profound analysis to make here... except for on one brief on-camera conversation dealing with the world knowing about the x files. but other than that? a one way ticket to laughter city.

while i may find deep fault with the idea of the real TV show cops being used as entertainment, this time it wasn't real. and if there is one thing i admire above all else, it is commitment to the bit. please tell me what you thought, because i was having fun, lmao)

VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED….. wasn’t that at the beginning of all cops episodes…?

why the hell were my parents letting me watch that show so young? it basically says right there to NOT LET THE KIDS DO THAT.

also. it doesn’t even say why viewer discretion is advised. vague ass warning…

i’m giggling already.

BAHAHA, WAIT, I HIT PLAY AND THERE’S A NARRATION OVER THE WARNING, OHHHH MY GOD, THIS IS KILLING ME.

NOT THE FUCKING COPS SONG, OH MY GOD….. bad boys. bad boys. whatchu gonna do?

hold on, i can’t BREATHE. scully looking at something in this dude’s hand while the theme song plays. she’s so little.

THE SHAKY CAMERA AS THEY RUN AROUND.

oh my god. i might actually understand the pop culture references in this episode because i was allowed to watch cops way too early in life. i guess i must say thank you to my parents for allowing me to experience this in context.

stop, this is so fucking funny. HOW was this concept pitched??? THE BLURRED FACE ON THE SUSPECT…

i’m in awe…. the woman (me) was too stunned to speak…

oh my god. the “all suspects are innocent until proven guilty in the court of law” disclaimer after the intro. that is a deep memory being unlocked in me right now. oh my god…

this sheriff is saying that a full moon brings out the worst in people. oh my, this note taking process is going to be very interesting. are we dealing with werewolves?

his name is keith wetzel. and he hasn’t been on the job that long, but he has seen some crazy stuff. he’s a handsome guy, i suppose. but he used the word “irregardless”, which makes him instantly unattractive to me.

we have a report of somebody lurking around the neighborhood, making noise. not sure if that is a crime, tbh. wait. he amends his initial comment. it is not a person. it is a monster? he is confused. “hey, it’s a full moon”.

he thinks the suspect will be rattling on doorknobs, trying to steal some money, and perhaps we can sneak up on them. yes, “we”, because i suppose the audience is included in this activity, huh? he says some police code into the radio thingy. they looooove to say police code into the radio thingy on this show.

and he goes out with a flashlight, walking around. shining it on stuff. it’s very quiet. he reports he doesn’t see anything.

i also forgot to mention that they’re in california.

cop man wetzel psssts at a kitty in this lady’s yard, which is pretty endearing, i'll give him that. gasp! there are claw marks on the woman’s door!!! “maybe a big dog” bro. what kinda dogs have you seen on the job?

he uses his big scary man voice to announce that he is from the sheriff’s department. a woman answers the door, speaking in rapid spanish, saying something about a “claw monster”

wetzel tries to say "no monster" in very bad spanish. closes the door. and hears some thunking. yells at someone to FREEZE. but there seems to be nothing around!!!

more clattering… and he says RUN, RUN TO THE CAR NOW! but the camera man trips!!!

and the bleeped out explicit language…. LMAO. another element of this show i had forgotten.

for the record, i do not feel the streets are any safer with this guy on them if he just runs away when he sees a monster. he calls for assistance, and when he goes to drive away, he hits something.

the car gets like… ripped open???

LMAOOOO, AND THEN WE GET THE CLASSIC INTRO

i’m so thrown off here, but i’m sat. you KNOW i’m sat. what the hell is going on? you better dance! it's a very short intro. and we are reminded that the truth is out there.

a bunch of sirens are wailing as wetzel crawls out of the car. it has been completely thrown over!!! sergeant duthie (new character alert!) asks if everyone is alright. she’s asking who tf attacked wetzel's car, and he decides to go with the claim it was a bunch of gangbangers. he can’t answer how many there are. but then they hear there are armed suspects, and run off.

will these suspects be our agents??

run, run, run, run…. so much running. this show is mostly running.

NOOOOO, IT *IS* OUR AGENTS!!! they are told to get their hands up and LOUDLY DECLARE THEY ARE FBI. the disrespect these two face… surrounded by so many cops with guns...

scully looks very calm as mulder tells them to CHECK HIS ID. IN HIS BACK POCKET.

LMAOOOO, the cops give their guns back, and mulder looks RIGHT into the camera as scully asks what the hell is going on here. also, they’re looking for a who, not a what, he says. so jot that down.

more claw marks are found!!! mulder asks what wetzel saw. he says something about it being super dark… “well, you must have seen something in order to run away from it” <- yeah. get him. catch him in his lies!

there have been half a dozen monster sightings in this area over the last 60 days!!! the police say they were not aware of this. how did they not know...? and they are only reported during full moons.

mulder launches into his werewolf theory despite all the cameras rolling. he really is so truly and deeply himself. no matter what. baby…

SCULLY HIDING FROM THE CAMERAS, LMAOOOO!!!!! she does NOT want to deal with this.

YOWCH!! wetzel was BIT!! scully runs in to examine the wound and then darts back out. while wetzel denies seeing what mulder is describing.

he’s looking at the bites with great interest. “what the hell are you describing?” asks duthie. “a werewolf” “excuse me?” <- LMAOOOO

another guy died during the last full moon after being attacked!! and before he did, he gave a detailed description of who or what he saw. mulder gestures to scully saying they’re here to catch it, but she’s still hiding from the camera!!!!! i can't blame her!!! i wouldn't want a camera in my face!!

he says that wetzel must go into isolation since he’s been bit, which gags both of the cops.

SCULLY PULLS HIM OVER TO CHAT, LMAOOO “mulder, have you noticed we’re on television?” “i don’t think it’s live television, scully, she just said (beep)” <- LMAOOOOOO

she grabs him and keeps walking. “but it’s a camera, and it’s recording. it’s recording everything that you are saying. do you understand that? i just want to make sure that you’re clear on that” <- BAHAHAAAA

he is so excited, though, because he thinks they can capture proof of a werewolf on TV!! awwww ☹️

“look, mulder, you want to talk about werewolves to me, you can knock yourself out. i may not agree with you, but at least i’m not going to hold it against you, but this… mulder, this could ruin your career”

he laughs “what career? scully, i appreciate it. you don’t want me looking foolish. i do, i appreciate that”

“i don’t want *me* looking foolish, mulder”

OH!

the way he didn’t even consider she was interested in protecting her own image at first….

this is juicy. is he so used to her kindness that he forgets she has her own self-interest? mentally, does his self-interest always come first?

but also, yowch. the reminder that she is still somewhat ashamed of what they do...

can you blame her, though? i don't want to be on TV for any reason, let alone for my secret job hunting aliens. people don't need to look at me. i am sure she feels the same.

well, regardless of how you want to dissect and interpret this conversation, he at least handles it like a pro moving forward, asking her to please go with wetzel to the hospital. she sighs loudly. and tells mulder to call skinner, who she is sure is going to have plenty to say. she pulls out her phone.

the camera lingers on her. “guys, give it a rest, huh?” LMAOOO, she covers it up with her hand.

i support scully beating up the camera people like bjork did that one time. different situation, but still.

they go back to the woman who made the report, and a spanish speaking cop is getting her story while she talks frantically. mulder has her describe what she saw to a sketch artist.

duthie still can’t believe mulder really thinks they’re looking for a werewolf, even as he talks to the camera about the spread of the claws on this woman's door- just like a human hand! he's acting like it's a nature documentary. i love that for him.

and he pulls out the sketch the other victim described. it is a stereotypical werewolf. looks like bro printed out a werewolf coloring page. that’s my king. my heart swells with pride.

NOOOOO…. this woman describes freddy krueger, LMAOOOO. the cop is mean to mulder- but he just says it’s strange. a very measured mulder response! duthie declares they are looking for gangbangers. and ricky the sketch artist asks for an escort back to his car.

the woman who made the report is still frantic. as they leave, she asks mulder to catch him. and he nods. MY BOYYYYY ☹️☹️

who would have thought the cops episode would give me mulder feelings…?

scully comes back. wetzel has been released. turns out what was on his arm were a bunch of insect bites or stings in a pattern. i don’t buy it!! she makes a comment about how you can see things you want to... the camera zooms in. “although… it was an understandable conclusion that i’m sure anybody would have made” <- LMAOOO, she’s trying to have his back on camera despite just calling him out. THAT’S A GOOD FRIEND!!

HE’S SMILING AT HER….. oh my god. he thinks this is so funny. he loves scully and will gaze at her on national television.

skinner says the FBI has nothing to hide, and neither do our agents. so. i guess the cameras keep rolling. “well, if it makes you feel any better, scully, i’m not entirely convinced that we’re looking for a werewolf anymore” “oh. all right, good” <- LMAOOOOOO, HER TONE IS KILLING ME. I AM DEAD. TYPING FROM THE GRAVE.

he is very serious as he says it might be some other kind of creature. but then the radios go off- 6 blocks from here, something is happening!

the agents get in the car and scully shuts the car door and tells the camera person to go with someone else LMAOOOOOO, I LOVE HERRRR

there’s a man down! and you had best bet scully is going to get to the front of the crowd to help him out!!! she’s a doctor!!

NOOO. it’s ricky!!! the sketch artist!! he has claw marks in his vest! and when she pushes on them, they bleed!!

BAHAHA, THE COPS AND X FILES LOGOS BEING MIXED AS THEY FADE TO COMMERCIAL…

an excellent moment for me to pause and take stock.

well, they will never be able to go undercover again like they did in arcadia, because now the whole world has seen their faces ☹️ this is so sad. all undercover fics must be set before this episode.

this is so fucking funny though. imagine scully’s friends and family seeing this on TV. GOD. the poor woman. her brother is going to be SUCH an asshole about the whole thing. whereas mulder just wants the whole world to know about werewolves!! he sees an opportunity!! never doubting himself for a second!

and she was trying to defend him to the whole world, and his BIG GOOFY SMILE at her doing so, even though she said she didn’t want to look like a fool… just kiss on camera already.

i’m having so much fun. still want to know who came up with this. but we’re trucking along.

wetzel explains that when an officer goes down- or even somebody working part time with the department in an artistic capacity- they all feel it. “but that’s when you got to cowboy up and give 150%” <- i would be interested to know the percentage of what he has been giving so far, since he has ran away from a monster and also lied about what he has seen.

there is soooo much blood where they found ricky's body. the last call from the phone where they found him was ricky trying to get help for a flat tire.

mulder is crouched on the ground. pondering. and he pulls out the freddy krueger drawing. she asks what that is. and laughs a little- it’s more of a huff. it’s adorable.

aha! detective scully is on the case! somebody lost a nail! “nice color” says mulder. dork. there’s blood on it!! and he demands to know who called 911.

maybe the werewolf called 911…? because they are aware that they are hurting people? but if they’re in werewolf mode, that would probably be very hard. who is keeping an eye on wetzel, btw?!!

they go to chat with whoever made the call. mulder asks if they are talking to THE steve and edy, and i don’t know what he means. is it possible that these are reoccurring characters from the show that the real cops chat with on the regular to get scoops? somehow, i doubt it. regardless of if he really means anything or is just being a silly goose, he looks at scully and laughs. so he thinks he’s funny, which is important.

we are introduced to 2 people, one of whom is running away “like she gone run from a camera” LMAO

they report hearing screaming, and the boy (ricky) being curled up on the ground.

“i’m ready for my closeup” “oh, ain’t nobody care about your scabby ass” <- BRUTAL! but they didn’t see an attacker- just ricky rolled up and yelling.

mulder shows them the sketch. they don’t recognize anything, but comment on how frightening it is. scully shows them the nail. “chantara. i know that skanky-ass color anywhere” <- LMAOOOO, these queens… the tea is being clocked on this evening.

mulder stutters over his words, saying they will go talk to chantara, who works the corner. he's looking at scully and laughing. “well, i wish you would”

LMAOOOO, EITHER STEVE OR EDY- NOT SURE WHICH SINCE WE DIDN'T GET A PROPER INTRODUCTION- asks “when i’ma get my own tv show?” and begins singing. a show girl!!! EDY AND STEVE! YOU HAVE MY HEART!!!

the camera person is now in the car as mulder describes the suspect- chantara- has bubblegum pink hair. “that’d be a good color for you, scully” <- LMAO?? ON CAMERA??? HE IS SAYING THIS SHIT ON NATIONAL TV??? she doesn’t say anything.

he says they’re usually more certain of what they are investigating at this point, but there have been so many varying reports! but he is certain they are paranormal crimes.

he keeps stuttering…. he’s nervous to be a TV star!!! scully stays silent.

scully spots the bubblegum pink hair!!! and they run off!! scully tells chantara not to run but. she’s trying. she’s crying. saying she didn’t do nothing. she tried to help him, but ran when she heard the sirens. also, you must understand, we cannot see her face. because all suspects in cops get their faces blurred. which is killing me because this is still the x files.

mulder gets between her and the camera, saying that they will believe whatever it is she tells them- she doesn't need to worry about them thinking whatever she has to say is outlandish. it was very sweet of him to block the camera from filming her head on.

why does scully know what “my boyfriend” is in spanish….? queen. anyway, chantara says someone has been chasing her for a week. chuco. the cops know who he is.

well. i don’t. so this is a little confusing.

they are taking chantara in the cop car! duthie is telling chantara that she is not out of the woods with accessory charges, and they need to find chuco so they can let her go. she keeps saying he will kill her- he'll twist her head like a chicken. duthie promises no one will hurt her. wetzel will keep an eye on her. NOOOO! NOT THE COP INFECTED WITH WOLF SPIT IN CHARGE OF KEEPING HER SAFE!!

scully walks away. takes her jacket off and puts it back on, which is very cute. she hands the paper with chuco’s face on it to mulder, who declares he is not their guy- he can’t turn over a car! well, maybe he had help!

the cops and agents are running off into a very sketchy and scary house. lots of running on this show. breaking into chuco’s place. lots of shouting. girl, who has a baby in this environment?!!

they find chuco lying in vomit- gross- it looks like he overdosed and died. but how long ago, asks mulder. scully says a couple days, maybe a week- he didn’t attack ricky, that’s for sure. then shots are fired outside!! lots of shots!!!!

wetzel is shooting at something. saying it came back, it was here. he says he did everything he could do.

it looks like chantara is dead, her neck indeed twisted like a chicken. justice for my girl… i really don't know if wetzel did everything he could for her.

duthie wants someone to explain what the hell is going on. mulder thinks maybe wetzel hit what he was aiming for- it was him firing all of those bullets we heard a moment earlier. and he goes over to talk to him. scully joins them.

he claims he saw “the wasp man”. even mulder is taken aback by this, but all things considered, he takes it in great stride. wetzel’s older brother used to tell him stories about a monster- a big wasp with stingers for teeth.

so is this beast that they are after a shapeshifter?? that takes your biggest fear’s shape?? hence the werewolf for the guy that died, freddy krueger for the first woman, and wasp stings for him??

mulder assures wetzel that whatever he saw, it is possible

“scully, we came in this case looking for a werewolf, right?” “well, you did, that’s correct” <- LMAOOOO, set the record straight!!

he points out that the injuries match the reported forms of those who received them, and maybe there’s some shapeshifting going on. maybe it feeds on fear.

oh, i just love her. “okay, well, for the sake of this argument… how would one catch something like that?” <- said by a very smart and tired woman who has had years of experiencing dealing with his absurd claims and knows how to respond without indicating belief.

he decides they must figure out how it picks its prey!! it is a clever response. but they’re missing someone… steve and edy! they were a part of that chain.

they go back to revisit the queens. and mulder is, at this point, confidently narrating to the camera. LMAO, SCULLY IS THROWN OFF BY THIS: “i’m sorry, are you talking to me?”

mulder must have always secretly dreamed of having a camera crew following him, because he seems a little TOO into it

they hear screams! and the agents burst in!!!

it seems they were having a fight. and mulder is caught in the middle. "he won't make love to me" "oh" scully’s face, LMAOOOO.

mulder is trying to calm them down with very poor results and quips that they should stay here for a little while, LMAO.

in their defense, i wouldn’t be reassured either, because mulder doesn’t even know what they’re looking for!! and he says as much!!

maybe their worst fear is breaking up?? and the monster is manifesting as that??

mulder sits down with edy, who says he is scared. and steve wants to go to bed. i can’t blame him. edy says he’s scared steve will leave him. mulder could have been a great therapist in another life. steve and edy hug.

scully asks if they should take them to a motel- LMAO, I DID NOT SEE HER HIDING ON THE COUCH, BAHAAHAAA!!! but steve says that they have been living here for 17 years and will NOT be chased out! “you’re not afraid?” “now, i didn’t say that. i said ain’t nobody going to chase us out” <- it is an important distinction. and a brave choice. my heart is with you, steve and edy.

more camera people pull up and scully is NOT pleased “oh god. more of you?” <- LMAOOOO. they ask if they’re any closer to an arrest. it’s 1 am!! leave them alone!!! there are only a few more hours of moonlight!

scully wants to investigate chantara's body, and mulder says to make it fast and fill the tank up with gas (lmao). then he goes to talk to wetzel. i assume they cannot show an autopsy on TV. but what do i know?

scully is staring at the camera… did the camera person get in the car with her? it is hard to tell.

in a different car, wetzel is shocked that mulder believes him, and asks why. “and what about your partner? does she believe me?” “i don’t think she thinks you’re lying” <- a very diplomatic response. wetzel is worried about having a reputation as the crazy one. how can he deal with that? mulder says to do good work, i guess. which has had mixed results for him. but it’s still sweet and genuine advice.

wetzel is going on about how lots of people want to kill cops, and any day could be the one they get him.....

WHAT! they ARE filming the autopsy in the cops style??? i do not remember this in other episodes of the real show. they’re blurring everything out. scully is trying to explain what is going on to the assistant who is asking about ghostly killings and contagions. scully assures her that chantara is NOT contagious- this isn't the hantavirus- which only fuels the assistant's anxiety even more as she tries to figure out wtf scully meant by that. IT WAS A FIGURE OF SPEECH!

LMAOOOOO, SCULLY IS GETTING FED UP, BUT TRYING SO HARD TO BE POLITE. why are there cameras, this lady asks. she smiles. because the FBI has nothing to hide. LMAO... SHE’S SUCH A LITTLE SMARTASS, BAHAHA

NOOOO, all of a sudden, this lady is sneezing blood. and she starts choking!! is her fear the hantavirus and somehow she summoned it?

i don’t even know what exactly that is. but now is scully exposed??

when mulder arrives, scully promises that it is NOT the hantavirus that killed the assisstant. even if it looks exactly like it. but the symptoms developed in seconds! no virus in the world kills that fast!

poor scully is exasperated, while mulder thinks the fear killed the assistant. OHHH, scully says she WAS scared- she has no idea what is going on here! but the terror she felt wasn't mortal. and neither was the terror of steve and edy. so the force left them alone. that's his theory, at least.

mulder wants to find wetzel. who is now at a place with the title card of “crack house”. wow!

it’s nearly 5 am!! wetzel seems twitchy. he’s going in…. but then there is lots of loud slamming from inside the crack house!!! and he says they have to get out!!! they can’t open the door!! banging, banging, the camera drops!!

agents are circling back. as are many other cops. more running. they can’t get the door open. so they go around the back and somehow manage to break in. the door slams behind the agents! “wind?” “if you say so” LMAO

the cops can’t get the door open with the battering ram. they hear something… mulder opens a closet door. LMAO, the camera men are hiding. scully tells them she hates them. where is wetzel?? there is blood on the floor!! on the walls!!! they hear him screaming!!! he's saying to get this "thing off" of him.

mulder yells at him to not be afraid, it can’t hurt you, and he’s on TV, so cowboy up!! he starts screaming that it can’t hurt him. and finally mulder gets in there.

he’s alive, but it looks like something gnawed his arm. the sun just came up. wetzel is taken away on a stretcher. mulder says there is enough fear in the world. whatever it is will probably show up again next full moon.

“you didn’t get the proof that you wanted, mulder” “well, hey, you know” (he points at the camera) “it all depends on how they edit it together”

“it’s going to be a hard one to write up”

thus concludes our episode.

LMAOOO, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY

did they solve anything? no. did scully nearly lose it? yes. multiple times. poor girl. did mulder think the whole situation was funny? yes, also multiple times.

giggling. very hard. god, the canon world implications of them being on TV like that…

well, there were so many episodes of that fucking cops show, hopefully the other ones were more memorable and their covers were not totally blown. but i doubt it.

maybe in other episodes of cops, they actually caught stuff, though. so in that regard, those episodes would be more memorable than even the wasp man. and poor wetzel shall be branded crazy forever.

i just can’t stop wondering who tf came up with this. it’s season 7 and they are airing anything. i love it.

was i taken out of the universe by the change in structure? yeah, kinda. but i suppose it isn’t too unheard of- post-modern prometheus also messed with how the story was delivered, in a way that was more subtle- black-and-white film, old horror movie sounds and tropes.

i have to give it until tomorrow to let my thoughts sink in because 💀💀💀

okay, it is tomorrow. what i am i thinking?

i had a lot of laughs. the story itself didn't make perfect sense- a shapeshifting force takes the appearance of the biggest fear in a dangerous neighborhood. and we meet the varying cast of characters who tell that story along the way. but it wasn't about making sense, was it? it was about being the most ambitious crossover event of all time.

i enjoyed this one. i giggled! i loved scully being embarrassed but still trying to stand up for him!!! that is friendship!! do not film her!! she hates you!! and mulder being SO excited to talk to the cameras and prove the existence of werewolves... bahaha

this reminds me that i also need to watch the simpsons crossover episode at some point. and naturally i need to make a post for that, too. i couldn't NOT do that! i assume i can just watch it whenever since the laws of canon likely do not transfer over neatly to the cartoon dimension? i've only ever seen a few episodes of the simpsons, but i'm still really excited. i guess this show was pervasive, huh?!

#“because the FBI has nothing to hide” LMAOOOOO #no other really deep analysis at this time. not even on the sociopolitical climate of the early 2000's that allowed a show like cops #to exist. nothing. just silly time. they ran around.#please tell me what you thought because i need to hear your reactions. especially if you saw this when it aired. give me the story.#juni's x files liveblog #7x12

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dentpx · 4 months ago

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2024 character wrapped! thank you @virtual-minotaur for the tag, and i was delighted to look at all your ocs! Idk who to tag i don't remember who did it last year out of those i tagged so ANYONE WHO SEES THIS AND WANTS TO PLEASE DO IT but also @makotoscoffee and @patzweigz and @davidrebooted and @comedyaoi i think will probably do this so hai guys direct tag. kind of a weird list this year because it was a weird year but actually i have a lot to say. come on this journey with me, everyone.

1. Katsuki Bakugou (BNHA) / So he's not even my favorite character from BNHA, Monoma is. But BNHA ended this year. I've gone on a long long journey with it (loving it, hating it, wait it's good actually, never mind it's bad actually) and it's weird that it's over. to be honest I think a lot of the ending is dogshit! I think it ended up being a thematically weak-willed piece of media. BUT. I adore Bakugou's arc. I have always loved Bakugou as a character and I think the way he developed is amazing. he ends up in a melancholic but self-reflective place and the way his relationship with Deku evolved is fascinating and to be honest he's always going to be the shonen protag boy of all time for me. 2. Harvey Dent (DC) / WOW hi!!!!! So I have feelings for him and I have forever and I will for the rest of my life. I feel so sad sometimes because I feel like I used to know a LOT about Harvey and I was very actively engaged in his appearances. And I haven't really fixated on DC in a long time so I almost feel like a fake fan sometimes because I've just never gotten back to the level of obsession/knowledge that I used to have. But I still care for him very deeply. I read/watched a good handful of things with him this year, both good and bad, and I really just love him a lot and I'm so excited to finally get my hands on his solo run any day now. 3. Draculaura (G3 Monster High) / I moved into an apartment this year and I had to spend less money on anime figures which meant I ended up spending more money on dolls because they are significantly cheaper. G3 Monster High has some of my fave playlines I've ever seen and I just adore her in particular.

4. Andreas Muller (Pentiment) / Another Bakugou situation here, Brother Guy is actually my favorite but Andreas really stuck with me and I thought about him a lot. Pentiment was the best/my favorite game I played this year overall and it made me really interested in historical fiction about religion which I am not typically interested in! Also Andreas is the best video game protag ever.

5. Diana (ZTD) / Oh boy. playing ZTD was probably the most fun and the least fun I had this year. What a horrible game in such a unique way. But i LOOOOOVE Diana!!!!! I love her!!! holy fuck!!!!

6. Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic) / Still on pins and needles waiting to see if S3 is any good but this was really his year. I'm happy a new generation of children are about to learn about the coolest cunt to ever live. I love him so much. I looked at a lot of Shadow fanart this year! and that's enough to get him on here.

7. Chad Charming (Descendants) / This bitch is on here again...whatever. Descendants 4 came out and I didn't like it (well I liked some of it but overall a bad film) and it did cause another month long descendants spiral and he's just representative of that for me because he's my favorite! sorry.

8. Anteater #2133 (LPS) / This year I gained a real love of anteaters and he was my most fun most whimsical purchase. I frequently look at him and say "who's up sneefin' they snorf?", a phrase which is, of course, absolutely meaningless.

9. Astarion (BG3) / He snuck in here at the last fucking minute. I love vile blonde men who become better people. and i love vampires. and i LOVE when abuse victims get to kill their abusers DEAD.

#zoeposting #character wrapped

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3amfanfiction · 27 days ago

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I AM BACK. and i hope you don’t mind me giving a detailed reaction for doll&darling 🥹 btw i was a dead dove writer a few years ago and dd content has alwaaays been my solace to my irl misery. and since the ever so commonly accepted and practiced internet witch hunt happened, SO MANY tumblr dd accounts disappeared. well understandably. so it fills me with joy and spark to stumble upon a new dd writer blog AND I LOVE. LOVE. LOOOOOVE. your writings.

Chapter 1 : Simon Draws A Bath

let me tell you. this is ABSOLUTE PORN to me. i rubbed one out to this. this is my deepest darkest fantasy and kink, and you executed every detail perfectly like i imagined it it’s almost scary.

though i still wince at grotesque (to me) details like doll’s knees hitting the floor because personally, i am soo sensitive there i can’t stay on my knees for more than like 3 seconds. THAT ADDS THE FUN. bcs it’s a reminder that this, this is mainly a scary story, and i love that aside from making me wet it’s making me scared.

the detail that doll pissed on simon while she (i hope it’s ok i address doll as she bcs i’m writing this from my point of view 🥺) THAT WAS HOT. LIKE SMOKING HOT 😩. yessss simon is attractive but he’s so scary at that moment she pisses herself. GOSH.

and that simon holds her leg apart with his ankles ? CHEF’S KISS. that is HOT. my fave chapter. WELCOME BACK FULL LENGTH VILLAINS. YOU HAVE BEEN MISSED.

Chapter 2 : Meeting The Price Family

this chapter was drama for me. love that simon was kind enough to give food and prenatals. i also dream of having a kid so i’m always all warm and fuzzy when a baby with simon is mentioned. SADLY that gulag survivor JERK gave my baby to his damn muttonchop captain and his damned wife.

in a good way (as in you write really well) my heart genuinely dropped to my feet when the two price psychos took my baby. FUCK SIMON 😔 can’t believe a man that dominant acts like a dog around price. i actually teared up imagining doll screaming and crying for her baby girl 😭💔 she only has 3 onesies 😭💔

also creepy shock factor was darling’s boobs being ruined by price. what a sadistic breeding dog he is to target her tits like that. but fuck her maybe she deserved it. 😒

Chapter 3 : Back to The Prices

cruel. with postpartum hormones and charlie being purposely put at ‘grandparents’ you mean like equally psycho people from the previous gen ?? 🙄 classic demonic move from the prices.

Chapter 4 : Darling and John Meet

i’m gonna be honest i didn’t read this yet as i am still so upset at them 😭 hope you’re not mad.

Chapter 5 : Ghost and Doll Meet

classic terror backstory. good enough for a prologue but not too much that it’d be necessary for readers to memorize details.

Chapter 6 : Simon Goes On A Trip

☹️

cried.

take this as a compliment please, it’s amazing that you write porn, thriller, tragedy, so so well. this series is no longer just porn to me. THIS IS MY CLASSIC NOVEL 😭

please, simon ignoring doll hurt, what doll said about charlie (in my mind it could be a nickname for charlotte ☹️💔) how it hurt her that her baby no longer sees her as mommy, how darling horribly rubs the painful reality on her face. how they purposely make it so doll is always close but never close enough. and then price’s degrading antics, how he blatantly treats doll differently 💔 broke my heart. imagine feeling unwelcome, and on top of that seeing your daughter being fed by another woman ? girl they would have to shoot me with a dose that could pull down an elephant. AND JERK SIMON IS MAKING IT WORSE 😭💔 how could he be THAT cruel.

Chapter 7 : Doll Catches A Break

Kyle 😞 thank you. Or is this a facade 😟 (i hope not 😭). Also whatever simon was doing to get that gash, he deserved it. his bitch ass dadbeat babyselling self 🙄.

Chapter 8 : Icepacks and Haircuts

I hope at this point doll is numb enough to not crave charlie’s presence 😭💔 it would be heartbreaking.

All in all, very enjoyable theme and writing style, i look forward to see more of D&D universe.

p.s can i be 🎀 anon ?

You can absolutely be 🎀

Ily bow, you don’t even know how much these comments made my whole day, I was literally thinking about your ask all day until I could get some time to sit down and respond

I missed the witch hunt and I can only imagine how disheartening it was for all the writers. Thankfully no one's been too terrible about the doll and darling series but I'm just waiting for the day

re: simon being kind when doll was pregnant. that baby was price's. as soon as he heard simon talking about the baby he swooped in and basically said 'you better take care of my child while they're under your supervision' so simon had no choice. if price wouldn't have claimed the baby I don't think she would've had even those three onesies 😭😭

you'll have to tell me what you think of darling's origin story when you get there. it won't be anything life changing but it was fun to write

again, thank you thank you thank you. I'm blowing you all the kisses you could possibly want for what you said, i'm going to be thinking on it for days <33

#🎀 nonnie #threes asks #fic series: doll and darling

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111tblog · 7 months ago

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CRINGE.

i looooove being cringe. it’s the most freeing thing someone could do in nowadays culture. and i’m not talking about being annoying and desperate of attention kind of cringe but in a more being yourself and dgaf nuance.

what about being “cool”?

what about it? as i have said in my “about” post “cool” actually doesn’t exist imo. it’s just a projection of that we praise and we don’t think we have enough of in ourselves. it’s like glorifying someone. but for example what if you meet that someone you perceive as “cool” and they are actually bitchy; or what if they also have anxiety or are just shy in general. people are just people and just bc you think someone looks or acts in a manner that you don’t evaluate as “cool” doesn’t mean that they aren’t actually a good, nice and interesting human being.

someone who actually matches your vibe or your frequency is way more valuable than someone who has all the things that you think you need. therefore, being yourself is the best option you have and having the balls to be cringe is just great. that way you filtrate the people surrounding you. you just attract people that are here because of what you actually bring to the table not bc of some facade.

i’m not saying that acting cringe is always the way.

thus our society is built in a way that sometimes you have to put a facade. for example being professional, or being aware of people not reciprocating that kind of vibe is also a must, because in that scenario you just don’t give them that very open version of yourself. at the end of the day you should be protecting your energy and be mindful about where you invest it in.

nobody cares about you that much, actually.

everybody lives in their own reality so why bother to conform with everyone else’s in a way that is not beneficial for either parts. if you think about it, we are all directors of our own movies- meaning lives. therefore all the power you have is over yourself and how you perceive yourself, every other perception of you is none of your business. not to be extreme in that opinion, because of course reality check is needed and usually should be heard from those who love us. but generally speaking i feel like we should realise that no one cares so much about us as us. so i for myself like to act on my own terms whenever i feel like it’s appropriate.

think about all the things and experiences that you are stopping yourself from just because you think something is cringe…

just like this blog.

am i aware that this whole blog thing may come off as cringe? hell yeah. that’s what i’m betting on, so i can have the readers that actually enjoy it to stay.

am i gonna think that it’s silly in a couple of years? prly but i have time, i’m in my twenties and i will most definitely be laughing at my own thoughts on here in a couple of years. but who cares. that is the natural coarse of things. it would be kind of scary if we didn’t do things out of fear and then just wonder why did we not do them…

then why do i not allow myself to be cringe on instagram or other platforms? as i have explained, i do care about when i show my truest self and on this blog i’m doing it bc i think a few other people would care to read it. and tbh i see my instagram profile as a portfolio/business card. and i also love creating something aesthetically pleasing out of some ransom pictures. bc SOCIAL MEDIA IS NOT REAL LIFE and it’s just a place where you show your best version, so why would i care for another 1300 people, 80% of which i don’t know, to actually know who i am.

how to let go and be cringe?

to be completely honest i don’t think i’m the one to give you any kind of advice on being yourself because that is just your own thing. however,… i feel like these steps have worked for me:

1. get to know yourself by journaling, exploring and seeing what is your own way of doing things. e.g. think about what things you used to looove doing as a child

2. try to attune your surroundings by what feels good and peaceful for you. whoever and whatever causes anxiety or stress should be considered. obviously don’t take extreme decisions and always have conversations especially when other people are involved.

3.get out of your comfort zone so you can broaden it. new things always feel weird at first, but that doesn’t mean they are bad for you.

4.do little things that boost your confidence, but not your ego. smile to a random person or give them a compliment. read some affirmations on pinterest and all little nice things.

5.remind yourself that not everyone thinks about you the way you think they do.

anyways, BE WILLING TO BE CRINGE. it’s sm fun, cause nothing is really that serious.

#cringe #self care #blog #self help #mindfulness #self love #111 #it boy #it girl #glow up #growth #self growth

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ray935sworld · 1 month ago

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🐢 I feel so annoying with all of the asks I send you, so if it's getting too much, please do tell me!!!!! By no means, I want to get on your nerves or so

Whatsoever, I still owe you a reply to two replies of yours, so here you gooo

First off, Dani and Jorge platonically kissing, that one sentence "And he's a really good kisser". Like. Yes. Exactly. Jorge thinks Dani is a very very good kisser and he is so into it. Like everything. He loooooves kissing him and it doesn't even have to be sexual, he just loves to kiss him and it's so nice to do so. Jorge is down deep and our man doesn't even know it yet.

AND JORGE NOT CHANGING HIS ACCOUNT NAME HAHAHHAAA YEAH THAT HAPPENS. He is being jokingly bullied for it because he caused his team some pr surprises with that

Pedrenzo in a law au??? Oh my, the last option oh God yes yes yes. They both find each other so hot and during a break of one case, Dani offers a chocolate bar to Jorge because he looks like he's about to pass out from hunger and Jorge takes it and they talk and joke around and maybe some coincidences make them to be planning a new court hearing together because there will be some imprisoned people present and everything has to be safe. And then it turns into a night shift and they are super happy to see each other every other day in court. Yeah and I guess, one day Dani makes a very inappropriate comment about handcuffs and Jorge's brain just goes blank and he can't not think about Dani whenever he sees handcuffs or has them in his hand for someone.

AND YES, them both needing to hear the word husband from the other's mouth. PERFECTION

Same goes for their daughter rooting for them, it's so cute and they have two supporters each (husband and daughter) and their daughter loves them so much. She's so proud of them. And that two-sided merch, so amazing. She loves it. And they definitely walk through the paddock, daughter in the middle and holding one of their dads' hands with each of hers.

Hiii I'm so sorry, I took forever to answer this.

Okay again. No, you're not annoying. I am always VERY happy to hear from you ❤️ don't hold back.

I think this goes in every universe. Jorge is down bad and addicted to Dani's kisses. He loves this man's lips and he loves then even more when they are on his body. Any where on his body. Drunk Jorge be asking Dani if he put cocain or some kind of drug in his lip balm which cased him to be that addicted to him. Dani is chuckling. Jorge then ne "YOU'RE NOT DENYING IT!" and Dani straight up falls over from laughing and just kisses him again. And then Jorge licks his lips (Dani's? His own? I don't even know for sure rn.) and whispered "Mmmmh.... I don't even care if you make me addicted to you. You could give me a drug problem with your kisses and I'd thank you for it." he falls asleep after that on top of Dani and Dani is left with *404 error. Thoughts not found* because THIS. THIS. Just crashed his mind.

YEEEEES. I don't think I'll really write a law au cause last time I tried I was fed up with mixing studies and free time after like 5 sentences (but there Marc was a law student so who knows... Maybe court is better). But THIS is a very good idea. Like they are talking, speculating if the criminal will do a confession or if they have to go through a bunch of witnesses (which often takes the whole day then) and at the end they had to listen to all witnesses and it's late and they go to a bar together. OR. OR. If Dani is a judge in the express department and Jorge works as a police man in the right place, they could work reaaaaally close toegtehr. Here the express department is the one responsible for arrest warrant, clinical admission, house search, everything that needs to be decided in like 1-2h. They often gets head ups from the police if the police is close to solving a crime to get the house search permit faster. So IMAGINE. Jorge (instead of telling him like a normal human in the office or on the way) telling Dani like before bed "Ah btw can you give us a house search permit for the drug thing I definitely didn't tell you about yesterday? Pretty pleeeaaaaseeeeee" And Dani just rolls his eyes because of course he will but he needs to review the files AS JORGE KNOWS. And when Jorge storms into the office, the arrest files in hand he's like "How long is my wonderful husband gonna need for that?" "Give me an hour" "Yes! Thanks babe!" kiss on the forehead and back out he is again. Or. OR. Dani is getting the request to place someone in a mental hospital who did something and when police showed up, attacked the officer and hurt him. And Dani looks very slowly up, seeing the guilty look of whoever officer bought it and asked which officer had been hrut. "Officer lorenzo. Don't worry. He's - okay. Just - He... He's in the hospital, but the injuries are minor." "And what does minor mean?" "He... He's conscious, awake, slightly confused, he's gonna need stitches but he's gonna be okay. I'm sorry. I wouldn't give it to you, but you're the only judge on duty" At least in my state (a very small one) there are only 2 judges so it wouldn't even be unrealistic. Dani finishes it as quickly as possible and it's very hard to stay neutral and hear what happens. And then he's off, telling Jorge what an idiot he is to have taken a job like that. And Jorge reminds him that this job is what bought them together while holding his hand (he got stabbed. Idk.).oh there are A LOT of inappropriate comments about the hand cuffs. A LOT.

And their daughter in the middle, holding both their hands IS ADORABLE.

#🐢 anon #🐢

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squarebracket-trickster · 1 year ago

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Writer Q&A Tag Game

Thank you @sunset-a-story for ALSO tagging me way back in August. I AM SO SORRY

1. What motivates you to write?

It itchy, itchy urge to create something. I NEED it OUT. I MUST make sense of it ALL. The thoughts need ordering and putting together to maximize the happy chemicals. I see something I like that someone else made and I get jealous so I must do something like that, but MY way, and BETTER. It all makes me very itchy (restless).

2. A line/short snippet of your writing that you are most proud/happy of. If not maybe share a line of someone else's work you love (just please credit them)

I skimmed my entire 3rd draft (so far) to pick a line. There are a lot of good ones but none I liked more than the rest - I couldn't choose. So... I know I've already shared this one but dammit. It is a kickass line. It's also the first line of WIPVII - and you do not know what devils I sold my soul to to escape THAT writer's block.

I will live, I tell myself through the salt water in my eyes and the sting of the south wind on my face. This will make for a good story one day.

5. What part of writing do you think you are the best at? (Yes stroke your own ego it's okay)

Banter and wit. Which is funny because I always thought that was the thing I would struggle most with - I was the academic overachiever who took herself too seriously in school. But when I reread my drafts there is something that makes me laugh in nearly every scene. Most of my highlighted lines are banter or retorts.

6. What do you enjoy most about the Writeblr community?

I love seeing writeblr content on my dash and I looooove getting interactions when I liveblog my writing. It is so nice to be able to share this with people who love it too (rather than inflicting it on my poor irl friends who are not writers). I just love all you Writeblr friends so much!

7. A writing tool/device you use that helps you with writing? (It could be speech to text, a writing program etc)

A 2x3.5' and a 3x5.5' whiteboard with a rainbow's worth of whiteboard markers in different thicknesses for brainstorming, family trees, timelines. My sketchbook, a mechanical pencil, and YouTube drawing tutorials for my maps and concept art. MS Word, dark mode, Times New Roman pt 11, with comments enabled for my manuscripts, outlines (bullet points), and worldbuilding notes. Subfolders within subfolders stored on my PC to organize all my Word docs. Two separate USBs which my completed manuscripts are saved to (in case something happens to my computer AND one of the USBs).

I have yet to find any worldbuilding or map making software (and it hasn't been for lack of looking) that gives me enough flexibility. I have yet to find any writing software that has features Word doesn't but that would actually help my process rather than overwhelm me.

I do want to write out a draft of WIPVII by hand at some point (though with my penchant for writing hand cramps this might be doomed). I also want to try an electric typewriter.

8. A piece of worldbuilding that you like in your own story? (It could be the magic system, a particular place in the story, a law etc)

WIPVII doesn't have very complex worldbuilding (there is no magic and most of it is ripped from real world history) but I do always love it when authors tell us what way the wind is coming, what smells it carries, what the view is in the distance, whose lands those are... that kind of stuff. Really creates a sense of place. I spent a lot of time mapping all this out in my own novel and I am very happy with it! The description feels so rich!

9. What piece of advice would you say to encourage others to write if they are having a rough patch?

Learn more about the craft. Writing is problem solving. If you aren't happy with something figure out why - the mechanics and technique behind writing. If you're still stuck learn even more. There are so many great, free resources on tumblr, youtube, blogs, pinterest (though it is most stolen from tumblr) even twitter and tiktok.

Also, learn how to filter out what advice is helpful now versus what should wait for later so you don't get overwhelmed. If you haven't even written a first draft yet don't bother with pacing, exposition, line editing, or let alone how to query. Just focus on the macro-stuff like plot and character arcs.

Tagging with the lightest brush on the shoulder these nine alleged humans: @cheeto-flavoured-pasta, @alnaperera, @bluberimufim, @daisywords, @boundedsea, @full-on-sam, @writernopal, @ashen-crest, @surroundedbypearls

#wipvii #tag game

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cxhleel108 · 1 year ago

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S7 Thots for this week: Oh god…

• I will in fact not be giving ��us” a chance Vicky I’m so sorry.

• “There’s a him-shaped space in my bed and there’s a him-shaped space in my heart”…GIRRRLLLLL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I already made a post about this quote alone but omg thinking about it again has got me crying. Someone please come get this bitch.

• I know I said my MC was gon keep it classy with Willow but both her AND I have had enough of Willow flapping her gums so best believe I chose to read her ass for filth when they let us.

• Gee I wonder what it is…

• *Gasp* REALLY??? YOU DONT SAY🫨🫨🫨

• Fusebox…CAN BITCHES JUST BE BISEXUAL TO BE BISEXUAL LIKE WTF??? They always pull this dumb shit like either you only want the boys or you only want the girls it’s never TRULY an option to choose both. Most of the time if I’m making my MCs bi it’s just for character building purposes so when I’m being forced to hear Bonnie declare her love for me 20 times each volume when I don’t want her you’d see why I’d be irritated.

• So apparently, after gathering info from other peoples posts, we coulda been having this convo with our original love interest and we coulda snuck out to the daybeds and did the nasty with them pulling our hair and shit if we chose the “Travis/Evan/OG LI” option. The way this makes no sense my god. This goes back to the point I just made like y’all don’t know what the fuck y’all doinnnnnnn!

• Omg she’s so embarrassing I can’t do this anymore😭😭😭

• While I’m mad I didn’t sneak down there with Bryson, seeing her lil pussy ass get absolutely nothing from him never fails to make me laugh.

• Uma getting all the girls to leave by pretending to gush about Alex…she ate that.

• I love Daphne (Sorry Raf romancers).

• Time to talk about outfits!🤩

• Fusebox let the stars go like good lord😭

• Ignoring that aspect, this is cute.

• Now THIS is what I want to see more of! Yes!

• Ok Willow being an embarrassing and obsessive ass bitch was funny at first but now it’s just annoying. Does she have any other hobby besides keeping MC’s nuts in her mouth?

• Now, onto this lame ass movie night.

• First of all, I guess I yet again need to clarify that I want nothing to do with Bonnie or her Ellen Degeneres haircut. Second of all, even if my character chose to give her the time of day…Vicky why the hell do you give a fuck??? You weren’t even here when these clips happened and once again I DID NOT CHOOSE YOU!

• Evan don't stick up for me like that baby I'm liable to put this thang on you😩

• In a shocking twist that nobody expected, Willow started talking shit and immediately shut up because her tea got clocked. I honestly gotta applaud her tenacity.

• Bryson’s confession over us uggghhh so cute😍

• Travis saying that Uma was hotter than Bonnie unprovoked was so rude😭😭😭 At the same time tho…did he lie?😶

• Alex is such a hypocrite. He knew damn well he was bout to fawk Estelle on that goddamn terrace before she left.

• Omg Uma said the casa girls needa make sure that they get to the villa😱😱😱 They grasping for straws tryna make up drama like obviously she’s gonna prioritize getting to the villa that’s literally the whole point.

• #Raphne lives on yesssss!

• Evan asking us on a date…WHY IS HE DOING THIS TO ME?????😫😫😫😫😫

• Outfit time again!🤩

• Ok I love love looooove all these options. The ONLY problem I have is with the choker necklace on the green dress like that needs to go. Other than that these are sooooooo cute.

• *Sigh* Why is Evan literally perfect lol🙃

• It’s not even the fact that he’s fine as hell and his personality is chef’s kiss but the way he’s not suffocating us with the fact that he likes us (Some other people should take notes😕). Lemme not speak too soon tho cuz they still have time to ruin him💔

• I am not kidding, when I replay this season I am grafting on him so hard with NO FUCKING HESITATION.

• I was so tempted to flirt with him just to piss off Vicky and Bonnie cuz why are y’all staring??? GET OUT OF MY BUSINESS!

• FINALLY! FUCKING FINALLY!

• I legit thought they were going to have us go through this entire volume without getting alone time with our OG LI and I was finna be so pissed.

• Not gonna lie tho…having sex in the middle of the living room where anyone could just walk in is kinda insane😭

• Where was I at Willow? Oh, I was just giving “your man” the time of his life😁

• Calling it now we’re not actually gonna get to sleep with who we want.

• Girl where tf did they get a whole curated bouquet of flowers?

(I’m not gonna lie guys I fell asleep before finishing this post cuz I was busy yesterday so I prolly forgot some things but yeah this volume was…ok)

#im begging for them to set us free next week #i want no more bonnie chats for the rest of this season #litg #love island the game #litg s7 #litg season 7 #litg stick or twist #litg mc #litg willow #litg bonnie #litg vicky #litg evan #litg bryson #litg uma #litg daphne #litg alex #litg travis

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eternalwritess · 1 year ago

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Could I have a hazbin hotel match up please!!!

My pronouns are she/they and I am demiromantic? I cut feelings/attachment when I get really upset at people. I don’t mind any characters really! It’s hard to describe my personality but I am bubbly, blunt, sensitive but also real, I have ADHD (the kind I have used to be called ADD) if that helps with personality as well.

Besides ADHD I have epilepsy and my vision is not the best in the slightest :,) I also have a bit of hearing issues. My fashion is all over the place but: bright colors (mainly pink) I wear bootcut/bell bottoms a lot, I love t-shirts (specifically old-school characters) and stripes. I crochet!! Like a lot!! Mainly small blankets or plushies but I’ve made 2 failed sweaters! I also do cozy gaming and drawing!

How I show love is gift giving, words of affirmation, and quality time! I love to talk and talk and talk so that’s what I count as quality time just having someone listen or hear me. Music is just about as random as clothes! If a song is good then I like it! But mainly pop, RnB (80s - now), musicals, and classical music! I wouldn’t say I have a dark sense of humor but I am able to find a joke in everything since that’s my coping mechanism though jokes are always a hit or miss depending on the mood.

My aesthetics are everywhere but I looooove cutesy things! Just adore them!!!

For myself in a relationship will I really don’t know! I don’t want to say I get obsessive but I definitely put my all into a person and I hope to receive the same back!!

Random: but I develop attachments to items quickly!

My pet peeves are definitely not listening to me when I ask a question, making repetitive loud noises, moving my things because I’ll lose it if it’s not where I said it was, talking over me. I those are it!

For appearance I’d figured I’d give you the d(a)emon form which a butterfly (those I did give myself curly hair I can’t live without them!) Because they’re pretty, love daytime activities, and bad vision. Butterflies are beautiful and fragile and I’ve been described as that since I am very short and been called pretty a lot 😅

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕕 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙…

𝓥𝓮𝓵𝓿𝓮𝓽!

might be slightly inaccurate... but hear me out-

You both most likely met at some sort of thrift store of some kind. You were both most likely in the same section when she came up to you and asked if you needed a job

Since you were somewhat new to hell you agreed and she took you in from there

She doesn't mind you being blunt at all or just straight up telling her to stop. She most likely will with some anger but she will nonetheless

She is also quite all over the place so I feel like you would both get along in that area with her jumping around and finding all the latest trends and you following her around and doing the same

Since you have epilepsy she makes sure that you don't go near Valentino or his area, or even Vox sometimes (because of his tv face) sometimes even pushing you the opposite direction

"Yeah other way"

Since your vision isn't the best she made you glasses that look somewhat stylish and she makes you a shit ton of custom glasses. You also have contacts and she has eye color changing ones for you as well just in case you want them

As for hearing issues... she's quite loud so uh you won't have trouble hearing her-

No but she also makes you hearing aids and such that look somewhat stylish. She loves styling things for you and probably does your whole wardrobe

"I'd say I overdid it but damn do these look good"

She badly wants you to teach her how to crochet something about the style and such

Sometimes you'll make small things for her and she keeps it in her room even if she thinks its slightly childish. It's important to her and she just has a hard time admitting that

As for songs... she would totally have the same style of music as it being all over the place. She hears something nice or trendy and she'll blast it in her studio before getting bored of it

She'll come to you for suggestions too

"Do you like this song?... Yeah I agree it may be slightly overdone"

Even with your fashion being all over the place she doesn't really care as long as its in order. Although she will add her own spin on it and make it more trendy

She doesn't mind if your humor turns dark at times... actually sometimes she'll encourage it

She likes the fact that you find a joke in everything. Which is one of the reasons why she takes you to Vox just so that you two can make fun of him every now and then about his obsession with Alastor

She tries her best to give you stuff like you give her and try and make it special but sometimes she might forget something here and there with being busy

Sometimes she'll try to play it off but most times she'll apologize with gifts and trying to sweet talk you

"Listen I'm really sorry, it's just work y'know? Vox and fucking Valentino"

She tries her best to listen to you when you ask something but sometimes she'll zone out and apologize trying to answer it to the best of her ability. There might be a small rough patch there

She doesn't at all make loud repetitive noises. She finds it way too annoying also and will shout at anyone who does such

Hope you don't mind shouting cause she shouts... a lot

"GODDAMIT FUCKING VALENTINO! I WILL SHOVE THAT GUN UP YOUR ARSE!"

You are both a very stylish couple and most likely are one of Hell's most powerful ones

Overall you are both very hyper and fun to be around <3

#hazbin #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel matchup #hazbin hotel matchups #match up #matchups #matchup #hazbin hotel match up #hazbin hotel match ups #hazbin hotel velvette #velvette hazbin hotel #velvette hazbin #hazbin velvette #the vees

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sgtmickeyslaughter · 1 year ago

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weekly tag wednesday buds!!

thanks for tagging me @softmick

name: gigi 🐇

zodiac sign: virgo

fuzzy socks or fuzzy blankets? neither! i perfer thick soft (?) over fuzzy

do you enjoy winter? i would love winter if the sun set at a remotely reasonable time instead of the middle of the fucking afternoon, and if we actually got any snow, otherwise im pretty indifferent

what’s your comfort book or movie? Love in the Time of Cholera by Gabriel García Márquez and Julie and Julia

what’s your favorite way to wind down after a long day? depends on what kind of wind down, if im amped up and need to get rid of some energy i go for a run, if im just drained i watch a comfort movie and make a really delicious soothing dinner

tell me something you like about yourself: my constant creative drive, which is probably my most defining characteristic. i paint and cook and sketch and woodwork when i have access to a woodshop, my work is designing space, and now i create fanworks! it is incessant and relentless and i hope it never goes away :)

favorite artist? I have a lot of favorites tbh but im a big fan of diego riveras work

how do you practice self-care? i just spend time by my self lol, I am a hardcore introvert and once that social timer goes off its time to away from people and on my lovely lonesome, sometimes that means taking a whole day and wandering around the city going to museums by myself if im feeling fancy

what’s a song that makes you feel joyful?

this song will always be the most nostalgic for me. it just feels like the happiest, warmest days of my childhood bc my mom loooooved the chicks in the early 2000s and rest assured after they verbally smacked the dogshit out of bush they were still being played loud as hell in her house

a book you want to read this year: the vegetarian by han kang is my favorite book of all time so i will probably reread that bc i didnt last year

but here is the complete list of books im hoping to read this year, if anyone has read these please chime in with reviews

what advice would you give your younger self?

appreciate where you are right now instead of thinking about where you want to be and what you want to accomplish in the future, you will have time, stand still and breathe for a second

and finally, you’re given a plane ticket to anywhere in the world, no strings attached. where are you going?

im planning a trip to ireland for this spring!!! and im hoping to get out to both zion and yellowstone national parks this year. i really want to visit hong kong and patagonia someday but i think those are both strings attached trips so thats probably my answer

i also might try to go to chicago again sometime this year with a friend bc i had so much fun last time and its such a cheap and easy trip

play along!! @fierromilkovich @callivich @gallavichroom @iansw0rld @jrooc @hazeisblue

#sgt says #tag game #Spotify

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fabbyf1 · 2 years ago

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friend take ALLLLL the time u need to relax and take a breather from writing!!! i know i always feel a little guilty when i stop posting or break for a bit but it is so necessary sometimes. i looooove your writing but burnout is not worth it! sending u love and happiness 🫶🏻❤️ how have you been?! (sending this anonymously bc i, for some reason, still get nervous to message people on this website 🤨)

Thank you so much, bestie 😭😭😭 I really appreciate messages like these.

I've been going through it lately. Whatever flu I had is stuck in my lungs, so it's sticking around forever, and I've been feeling really run down. I'm still coughing and wheezing and generally not doing great. I've also had to go back to work this week (shoutout to America) so I'm even more tired in the evenings.

I have a few ideas for upcoming fics, all different pairings, but I'm still not in a great headspace to start writing them yet.

I have published 263,016 words this year, and it's only June.

I know that I was posting every week for a few weeks in a row, but that's just not reasonable to keep up with. I also never planned to do that; it just worked out that way. When the words come, they come. When they don't, they don't.

That's just how life is.

I've taken this time while being sick to catch up on a loooooot of TV I missed out on over the last few months. Every free second I've had this year I've put toward writing, and it's honestly been so fun to catch up on all the TV I've missed.

I watched The Last Of Us all in one day and cried and cried and cried.

I watched Chernobyl with @charlescoded all in one sitting. She had to listen to me cough and wheeze and gag for five hours straight and, for some reason, didn't hang up on me.

I watched Heartstopper all in one sitting as well, because @takenquicklys has amazing advice and knows exactly what I want to watch. I cried a ridiculous amount of times.

I've also been READING FANFICS, my favorite fucking hobby in the world. I keep a spreadsheet of all the fanfics I read (because I'm a nerd) and I had not read a fic not written by a friend SINCE JANUARY. That's INSANE. I am SO OVERDUE.

So I'm going to keep reading, and watching TV, and eating snacks until I feel like writing again. Which will probably be soon, because I love writing and I have ideas I want to work through. But please just... bare with me.

When I'm ready to post again, I will.

I haven't gone anywhere.

I'm just a rat doing her best.

Love you besties!

#feed me snacks and call me pretty mommy #ask #anon

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dailyoyo · 1 year ago

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ohhhmygod i loge you twos yoyo headcanons so much.... thats actually so eloquent & it made me sad....... im so happy you guys are just as insane about yoyo/jsr as i am bc i have nobody tontalk to about thus!!!! i coule ramble on my blog but nobody would respond and i NEED others interpretations. because i dont actually have anything to say please take this yoyo i drew with my eyes closed . i had to unsheathe myself to send images

I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT BOTH ME AND MOD PSEUD MADE LOUD YELPS OF SURPRISE AND DELIGHT UPON VIEWING FUCKED UP EYES CLOSED YOYO. REALLY AWESOME

and honeslty VERY valid and real pseud gave me the keys to this blog so i had somewhere to just start dumping my jsr thoughts bc i Also do not have anybody to unleash them on right now. like ok there is pseud obv but they are hypfixed on other things at the moment. and theres also a pokemon creepypasta discord i have had jsr insanity moments to but they are not really Into jsr we're just all vibing and sharing our own shit from diff fandoms.

I know i cuold join a jsr discord server at any time but (GETS SCARED. GETS SCARED. GETS SCARED.) its easier to have people come to me of their own accord instead of goig up to them and presenting myself you know. and i kind of keep myself SUPER insulated from most fandoms i get into and dont seek fancontent 90% of the time so like most thoughts goig on in this fandom i hear second or thirdhand. i have NO idea if my way of engaging with these characters is like typical or really out there or what

but Yeahg im always cool with asks and replies and etc etc uuuuoooooogh. i dont always have good responses but i looooove enrichment in my enclosure......

#mod noname #i wont not not yoyo this post bbecasue. there is yoyo. YAY

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saltynsassy31 · 2 years ago

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WAHH ok ok late but here i’ll ask some random more specific questions! DX i’m not very good at coming up with them tho

what’s the relationship between Fishsticks & Hagi in specifics? :7

how did Skipper and his friends form a band again? i think i forgort

how did Emp & Skip realize they liked each other ;3? hehee

what was he like before? like before losing Marcy or getting outta the Octarian army

i’m happy to listen to anything about ur guys so if u feel like saying more please do :3

Oooooh yes! Okay that makes it easier for me to answer XD

Just- gimme a sec cuz it's gonna be LONG hope you don't mind XD

The two's relationship is kinda funny actually lol, it started as a joke as all things does with my fucking ocs lol

Hagi doesn't like Fishsticks, like, at all, and to better understand why I'll talk a little about Fishsticks

He started out as a villain in the story, he is more of an antagonist now? But isn't a full blown villain, but he still does a lot the same as before. He's bad, no doubt about it, his mindset is of that "as long as I am honest about my intentions, it isn't my fault if people decide to take on the offer"

He is honest with his work, he doesn't lie to get people working for him, brutally honest guy

He knows his work isn't good work, but it's honest work, he is a very respected man on his buisness, especially since he is willing to show mercy and care more for his workers than other bosses, which makes him attractive to work with, but just because he treats em better doesn't mean he's always a good boss either, he shows favouritism and isn't shy about it either, he still talks bad about some of them and isn't scared to show his disappointment, he doesn't punish them though, unless they try to conspire against each other or him.

He roped in Skipper in his lowest moment, he had been chasing the boy since they met and took the opportunity he was abandoned and alone to recruit him, he treated him better than his other boss after all, and he doesn't seem to notice that he took a liking to the boy a little more than he bargened for until much later.

Since the two first met, Hagi took a dislike de him, they were married and divorced the first second they met XD

They have this dynamic of annoyed X flirtatious, Fishsticks is head over heals for Hagi and loooooves to annoy him ever chance he gets and Hagi has never hated a man more (that's a lie, he hates Skipper's first boss more), he kinda begrudgingly hangs out with Fishsticks for his son, they do grow fonder over time, but he still doesn't like the work Fishsticks does, but has come around to help his lackies after a rough work day when he is called upon (being a doctor and all and the buisness they do putting them at risk if going to a public hospital)

Fishsticks recruit those in need, taking advantage of their vulnerable state, but Hagi can't deny he's also done good working considering how poor the Splatlands are and many needing work, Fishsticks determination to change the system and all, even through not so... favourable means

He's not good, but he's not bad either

As for Skipper and his friends, well, i think you already know Cherry, her being the first he met since she was working with their old boss way before he joined, she helped him a lot

The other two, El he met after Cherry "died", having been fond of their music, after they suddenly stopped producing music, with Skipper publishing a goodbye song visibly lacking his band mate, he went searching for answers. Now I don't know if he goes to Cherry or Skipper first, but I'm leaning on the idea that he met up with Skipper first, asking for him to start his band again and that he's willing to do Cherry's part, he refuses saying that no one can replace her. Some time later he finds Cherry and tells her she knows where Skipper is and reunites them, at that point he's willing to drop the band idea, but to his surprise they start up again and invite him in

He offers them protection and to help keep their anonymity being a very popular hacker in the underground community

Ame, she is found when they were looking for a drummer, no one auditioned except her, but because she was still a child they refused since they didn't want her getting involved in their work, but she persists and eventually they let her in, especially since she is good on the drums, it's inevitable she gets involved but they do their work to keep her as safe as possible

How they realised they had feelings? Honestly it keeps changing depending on what sad romance song I'm listening to XD

But for the most part, I'm pretty sure it's Skipper who does first, breaking their friendship once it starts getting a little too close after he realised that in his line of work, he'd get hurt, but he still longs for him, noticible in the type of song he writes

He still wishes for Emperor to love him regardless, he's created this version of him in his head that if Emperor knew the type of work he did, found out of what he has done, he'd leave him, he doesn't want to face that reality and leaves before any heartbreak on both ends

But Emperor chases him regardless, especially after finding out how much he truly loved the guy

But I also like the idea that Emepror loved first, and when he found out what Skipper does he is mad and they have a huge fight, making Skipper's worst fear come true and he leaves

After a while Emperor tries to forget him, they cross paths a lot, unknowing to him, and eventually get tangled up together and are forced to help each other out, still feeling bitter, but after a while, they actually talk it out and realise they still love each other, Skipper tries to part ways again once Emperor got hurt, but Emperor keeps chasing him regardless

Idk, I really like enemies to lovers and I've been trying to do that with them but it's a little hard, what I wrote is prone to change a lot, I'll be honest, I wish I had a little help with it but my friend that usually does help me with this stuff knows nothing bout splatoon lore and the manga, so it's a little hard-

And now for how he was like before? Well, he was still a very violent little thing XD he worked hard to be where he is now, my personal interpretation of splatoon is that females are the dominant species (which they are btw! It is stated several times by devs that the girls are stronger lol and even irl, female octo are the dominant ones, idk bout squids tho) as we can see being that there are only female octolings fighting

Of course there are exceptions, as we see with DJ Octavio, but I feel they have to work a lot harder to be in those positions

Which is the case for Skipper, for him to be a seaweed octoling at such a young age, he was basically a prodigy! And he loved it! He loves the adrenaline that comes with working as a soldier, he loves being seen as strong and doesn't like it when it is implied otherwise

Massive ego, but also pretty caring towards those he cares about, he wasn't afraid to show affection or show that he cared (which you can see isn't the case anymore as his old boss made him believe that showing he cared was a weakness, showing he cared for Cherry got her killed after all, and he already had some hesitancy as he had lost people he cared for, he was scared to get close again), he was pretty curious too and loved to learn about people's anatomy thanks to his dad being a doctor, as well as plants and sometimes alchemy, which led to him later be known as the guy with poison

He didn't change all that much besides being weary and depressed and having major PTSD lmao, personality wise, it's still mostly intact, he still likes to look and dress the way he does and still loves music

#salty rants #splatoon oc #this got so much longer than i thought #but it was fun! haha

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notafunkiller · 5 months ago

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Hi! I follow you (I looooove your blog as well☺️) and other accounts about Seb and I trying to catch up with all the rumours, opinions, and things that discussed and I trying to ask many other blogs about it. (And I really can’t. There is so much going on and people have so much to say).

I know we are talking about something that we certainly do not know but some people have some security in themselves about what’s happening between Seb and AW and how is Seb behaving lately.

From my point of view, at the very beginning, I thought him and AW were an actual couple but then everything started to feel like PR. Especially lately. I also started to feel that Seb is getting so much relevance that he is becoming very eccentric? Also, I could see why people kind of go for him because a lot of things he preaches on seem fake. Like he does not really believe what he says. I am trying to base my opinion on the interviews I watch. (I missed a lot of things like Seb letting AW behind in a festival he went, for example and never could see with my own eyes why people state that his relationship is PR and he is rude with her)

I don’t know. I have seen this video yesterday, on the other hand: https://www.tumblr.com/mrs-stans/767979538326126592/sebastian-stan-annabelle-wallis and they really look normal to me. And like I said at the end of the day we do not really know what are they dealing with.

Oh my, I vented all on you, and you really do not deserve it. The conclusion is: what is the big deal here? Is it me missing the point completely?

Also; please, do not feel obligated to read this or even answer. I just felt you made very good and eloquent points so that’s why you are one of the people I asked.

Hope you have a great start of the week. ☺️

Hiii💖

I hope you have a wonderful week!

I think they are PR, and he treats her in an awful way even as a PR partner. But again that's just my opinion.

You are always welcome here!!! If you wanna talk, don't hold back or anything🤎

#asked #my opinions

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secriden · 4 months ago

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Ohhh, I love this explanation! This makes a lot of sense because Kant is such a practical character (vs Style's almost naivety in clinging to hope, as you pointed out), that it just makes sense that he'd rather Bison (and himself and Babe and Style) be safe apart from the men they have fallen in love with, then attempt to cling onto the tenuous happiness of being together. This also makes sense in light of Kant losing his parents presumably fairly young and, of all the characters(*), being subsequently introduced to the harsh realities of a life very much outside of his own control. Life has taught Kant the practicality of accepting when you can't change something, so its not worth trying.

(*) I'm not intending to downplaying the trauma of Fadel and Bison witnessing their own parents' murders, but they at least were groomed coerced indoctrinated trained into a life that gave them the semblance of control (see: Bison's expression of ecstasy in episode 1 when he knew he was going to murder the man he's currently hugging to his chest) while Kant got into a life of crime out of necessity and then very quickly seems to have fallen into a life under the manipulative thumb of a corrupt police captain.

I think the idea that his past crimes will always hang around his neck, threatening to pull him back in, to sully all of of his relationships (romantic entanglements, his friendship with Style, Babe's respect and trust, etc) is simply a little too much to bear.

Looooove this point. It puts into words something about the air of resentment that Kant has steadily been gaining as the series progresses. At the start of the series, he appears to be almost wilfully ignoring the severity of his situation; the way he searches out casual flings and feeds into Style's playful antics and pretends he has things under control. Even as he protests the Captain's continued manipulation, there's a sense that he was almost resigned to his lot, but in a way that feels like avoidance rather than acceptance -- like he knew he couldn't do anything and he didn't want to allow himself to acknowledge it because then he'd have to FEEL just how unfair it all was. But now that things are coming to a climax, and especially because his affection for Bison have been growing and becoming more and more entangled with his guilt over the manipulation and his worry for Babe and the complication of trying to keep Style from falling in love with a murderer (oops! too late!), its like it's all reaching a boiling point.

I think establishing the tone from the begining was a great call, and i've been trying to make a post about it but it's not coming along

But yes, I am quite happy to agree that this show isn't meant to be taken seriously in these aspects. You're right about them striking the balance very well from the get go, and I was one of the people most intrigued and excited by the intentionality of the cast explicitly being all please don't set up unreasonable expectations! this is a comedy! A COMEDY!!! before the series dropped. I liked how it made me feel like the cast and Jojo and the production team knew exactly the story they wanted to tell and moreover were intentionally setting it in the style and medium and genre they wanted.

But yeah, I'm a-okay with certain things not being fully explained because I'd far rather they take the time and space and funding to nail down the things they actually WANT to nail down (like the complexity of the emotional entanglements that all the characters were grappling with in Ep 6. That slow zoom and linger on Kant's eyes as they turn molten with dismay-longing-happiness-despair when Bison comes back. *clasps hands* Thank you, Jojo and First TwT <3)

Also, no pressure, but I'd love to read your further thoughts on this if you decide to make that post after all! <3 >w<

Ok, genuinely asking cuz I think I missed something??

So the captain is using Kant (and Style) to get evidence, not on Fadel and Bison, but specifically because they want whoever is behind them, right? That's the whole reason for this ruse to begin with.

So, like, okay he's still the police and they're pretty sure there's going to be an attempted murder, so they have to be there to try to prevent it. But if they actually arrested Fadel and Bison, their boss would probably go to ground and be impossible to find.

(Especially if the captain/police don't know about the dysfunctional psudo family relationship that Fadel and Bison have with Lilly.)

So, did Bison and Fadel only get away in episode 6 because they captain intentionally let them go? Is he still hoping to use Fadel and Bison to get to their boss? (Was the motherfucker just a hilariously dramatic act for show?)

If so, why does Kant think he's done? At first I thought it was because he thinks the brothers have been caught, but he tells Style, "You have to get over it. You can't ever get together with him. Move on." which suggests that Kant thinks Style has the opportunity to try (ie. he knows Fadel hasn't been arrested yet).

Clearly, Kant understands that Fadel and Bison's arrest is an inevitability, that it's only been delayed because they're not interested in taking out only the people on the field. So he should know that Fadel and Bison not being arrested means the ruse is very far from being done.

Maybe Kant means it like: I'm done, I can't do it anymore, my heart won't let me lie to Bison again. ;A;

But even so, at this point (the day after the botched shooting), Kant hasn't discovered anything more than what he gave to the captain when the captain refused to agree that Kant was done the previous day, so like... why does he think he's done???!?

I'm just feeling very confused as to what, exactly, the captain's plan is now... Cuz surely the police know that Fadel and Bison are going to be suspicious about the undercover police presence at the charity event. Which therefore puts their moles (Kant/Style) at risk of not only being discovered, but being fed false information. Is the captain so confident in Kant (and Style's) seduction that they think Bison and Fadel will come back with NO caution?

Or am I just taking it all too seriously and this is one of those "accept the suspension of disbelief" moments? Should I just assume the police people aren't actually that smart? This is, after all, a comedy.

#i hope the addition is okay? it doesn't really answer your question at all lol #<- of course its okay!! tbh i don't think i had a clear question in my post anyway... i was more *confused noises* about Kant's wording #than anything else. x'D in fact THANK YOU for the addition!#*stop talking about kant or draw 20*#*the camera pans to me trying to juggle my 86 cards*#<- yeahhh... yeah me too (only about fadel and style)#the heart killers #fandom talks <3 #kant meta #thk meta

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