#but hey asker!

[greykolla-art]

okay my inspo/motivation when it comes to art has the stability of a chocolate eclair but like... i really REALLY wanna draw up what i think the continuation/aftermath of the 'charlie gives al her soul to protect/save him' comic-thing would be, cause i have an idea for it that makes me smile like a madman, but i would like your permission to create it bc... well, i'd feel like im just stealing your idea if otherwise lmao

/nf to let me though!! dont feel pressured if you wanna keep it to yourself, i'll hold no grudges /gen/nm ^^

Sweetie pie you go right ahead! ❤️❤️❤️

My art motivations are also all over the place I get youuuuuu!🙏

I myself have NO ideas for what would come next in that story,

but the angst goblins in my walls have been very vocal about wanting a part 2.😂

so if you manage to feed them for me that would just be great!

[darqx]

I have a particularly lazy fashion sense ie none and so these are the only outfit combos I know of where it looks like I actually tried.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

KANKRI: Hey, are you 9ffended 6y the w9rd "6itch"? I'm g9ing t9 send y9u a hate an9n, 6ut I saw that y9u g9 6y she / her and I respect w9men.

MEENAH: dont let anyfin stop you from bein a hater king

KANKRI: S9rry, this is my first time sending a hate message s9 I'm a little nerv9us. Thank y9u f9r 6eing supp9rtive.

MEENAH: take ya time

[pigeonstab]

Enoch's reference sheet, don't mind the big gap

Aaaand the old one. This was really when I first started thinking him up. He was based of Error and was a lot less friendly. Very aloof and crazy lookin' He wasn't even called Enoch, he just had the placeholder name 'Erroc' cause he was an Error-OC

(kinda miss his old personality but it's hard making distant/weird characters interact with the askers)

Also the ask blog:

[moeblob]

son boy raccoon trash can man suffering in a dnd au as a cleric bc his warlock will not stop committing murders and he has to keep coming up with reasons murder is valid to convince the gm its fine and under control

[gaymurdersalad]

I’ll put my phone obsession aside for a moment, did anything groovy happen during the time of Jacks coma, Dave?

>Thoughtful question, asker! But truthfully, not much.

>Oh! Well I s’pose I did get a lot of work done, what, wit’out all of Sportsy’s meddling. Don’t tell him I said that, I love the fucker, but he needs to keep his hands out of my work if he ain’t gonna help me no more.

>Wait! Dear asker, did I even mention who I was catchin’ up with?! You won’t believe it— the man himself!

>Henry!!

>Aw, we had so much fun together! Killin’ kids, blowing up bathrooms, throwing firecrackers at phone guys— Asker, I tell ya, it was a hoot!

>I wish me and Henry’d do this more!! He’s always keepin’ himself busy with his own work, though, and who am I to keep a scientist from his studies?? Ah, I’m not complainin’. I know he’s doin’ us a lotta good in that office of his.

>Anyways, that’s the long and short of it. Hopefully Sportiscle don’t knock out again!

[ HENRY IS NOW OPEN FOR ASKS ]

[crimeronan]

im think sm about the hypothetical in this shitty alt timeline of belos "gifting" luz an amity grimwalker, specifically luz walking up to amity, looking haunted and done and holding a baby that looks scarily similar to amity and just asking "how are you healing up?" when amity has NOT told her abt her injury.

OH GOD.

[labnegativeone]

Has Fukua ever eaten fast food? Or any food for that matter

"Uh...yeah, I do in fact need to eat food. Eaten plenty of food in my lifetime."

"As far as 'fast' food goes? Uh...I might need to defer to you guys on this one."

[FAST FOOD: TERM FOR THE MEALS PREPARED AND SERVED AT CERTAIN CHAIN RESTAURANTS, WHICH ARE OFTEN OPTIMIZED FOR SPEED OF PREPARATION AND SERVING, AS WELL AS LOW COST. QUALITY IS OFTEN SACRIFICED TO MEET THESE GOALS.]

I'm trying to think...when I go out for groceries, it usually doesn't make very much sense to stop and get anything from a restaurant, especially since we're still a solid 30 minutes away from town. Anything I get out there will be pretty close to cold by the time I get back. But I think maybe there was...?

{YEAH, YEAH, NO, SHE WANTED TO KNOW WHAT FRENCH FRIES TASTED LIKE AND YOU FIGURED THAT YOU WERE BETTER OFF GIVING HER SOMETHING FROM A RESTAURANT RATHER THAN TRYING TO MAKE SOMETHING YOURSELF.}

Right. It would have been something, but it wouldn't really have been representative of what people mean when they say they want 'French Fries'. It's not like we have an actual fryer here, and I can't in good conscience slather that much salt on anything I make. I leave that to the professionals.

[AT THIS POINT, YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE A PURROFESSIONAL COOK. KEEPING THESE TWO FED IS ABOUT THE ONLY THING OF VALUE TO BE DONE DOWN HERE NOW.]

{*SNRK*. YEAH, NO, NOT A PROFESSIONAL.}

Oh, laugh it up. Not like Fukua could tell the...

...Hmmph. That's not funny, actually.

"That said, I really wouldn't mind getting to try more stuff that people actually eat in, like, the real world. If it would be too hard to get anything hot back here, why don't we just try something cold?"

Not a terrible idea. Although, I don't know, most things you would get cold we could make just as well down here. It's usually just stuff like...sandwiches. Salads. Uh...some soups, I guess...?

"...."

"Sushi."

Huh?

"I want sushi. That's cold, right?"

[TRADITIONALLY, YES.]

{OHH, THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS AMAZING RIGHT NOW.}

Huh...you know what, fair enough.

Alright, then. Sushi it is. I do happen to know a place.

[YAAAAAAAAY]

{WHAT DO YOU CARE?}

[I JUST LIKE TO FEEL INCLUDED!]

[bacchuschucklefuck]

I’ve totally fallen in love with the character illustrations you did ages ago for ASO. Hypothetically… do u take commissions of some form/could I pay you to do Skip, because I’m so so curious about what he’d look like in ur style

alright Im genuinely serious abt this this set has been low on my priority for a while due to The Horrors™ but if u want to expedite skip's edition specifically I will take for payment 70% my commission price for a piece of this level of finish (50 USD) donated to a campaign on gazafunds. my current log is Long (which is why I've been absent on here) so it will take me a hot second to get back to it but a guarantee is a guarantee. DM me proof of ur donation and it'll go on the post-gig priority log

[floofyeldog]

Less tobi cheated on Rudy, and more NO ONE can cheat on Rudy—he’s a force to reckoned with when it comes to threats to his partner’s loyalty

Exactly, you don't test Rudy. There'll be consequences

[just-french-me-up]

hey hi i'm buzzing with the need for dreamling fic recs if you would be so kind as to point me in your favorite direction pls pls pls

Oh friend, you asked and I shall ✨ deliver ✨

DREAMLING FIC RECS 🌻✨

of my misery make thy use by @qqueenofhades (Explicit - WIP - 129k so far - In Universe, but with some tweaks, Rescue fic) Dream is Roderick Burgess' prisoner, in all his silent, sullen, naked glory, and has given up on the thought of anyone ever helping him out of there. Even Hob Gadling. Especially Hob Gadling. In fact, he's quite sure the man never wants to speak to him ever again, regardless of his current predicament. A bummer, really, because he also happens to be married to him. (Listen that fic has slain me EVERY WHICH WAY, it has EVERYTHING, it will take you PLACES (literally), it's rewarding as fuck, has OCs to die for, just... just read it, ignore the WIP status, what's there is absolutely chef's kiss)

the unknown and static strange by @qqueenofhades (yes, again, listen, if i loved you less i might be able to talk about it more bla bla bla) (Mature - WIP - 69K so far (nice) - Dubious AU status, Memento mets Academia, Modern day with a twist) Professor Robert Gadling, under cut rocking, weird dreams having, and trauma suffering, discovers a strange piece of undocumented art that seems to follow him everywhere he goes. The Regis Somnorum won't leave him alone, and as he tries to follow that thread, a whole mysterious tapestry unfolds, putting everything he knows, or thought he knew, into question. (This fic is a fucking delight, it's just KEEPS feeding you "oh shit" moments and suspense and revelations and the pacing just keeps you on the edge of your SEAT. Again, IGNORE the WIP status I BEG OF YOU, read it, devour it)

This Rough Magic by @avelera (Mature - WIP - 36k so far - Rescue fic with a twist) Hob Gadling never fancied himself a mage or a warlock, but dabbled enough in the occult to pick up a few tricks over the years, all in the hope to communicate with his Stranger. A stranger, he later discovers, who is trapped under Roderick The Fucking Magus Burgess's manor. Now, he may not be the best magic wielder there is.... but Burgess doesn't know that, does he? (There are some VERY clever things in this fic, everyone is written to a T, I love a fic where my loathing of Burgess can burn from the brightest flame and at the same time have him not like a cartoon villain but a full human being! Can't wait to see where that goes!)

if you just let me (have you, love you) by Lost_Elf (Explicit - 25k - Human AU - Adult Film Actors AU (I see you tumblr, restricting words these days, I see you) Both very prominent in their own niches of the Internet, Dom-BDSM-oriented Dream and Vanilla-centered Hob cross paths and plan what could be (or so their managers hope) the collab of the century. And they might learn a thing or two along the way. (Listen, I read this on a whim, I wasn't too into Human AUs at the time, I was up for some smut that day, and this fic is a LOT more wholesome than the subject lets on and really gripped me! Lots of very nice details in there! And also, you know.... smut)

by the minute by @issylra (Explicit - 11K - Human AU, Sex Phone Operator Dream) Dream has a bet with Desire : he has to manage a phone sex line for some time. He's not thrilled by it. Callers are... unimaginative and unoriginal, to say the least. Except one. He has a very nice voice. He's funny. And he sounds just about as lost as he is, in life. (The tags make it sound super raunchy but it's more about developping attraction through someone's voice and getting to know someone through the phone and falling in love and.... it's just lovely, it's very sweet, it's like a little blanket with a warm cup of tea, really)

Now I KNOW this is not what you EXPLICITELY asked for but.... dare I suggest..... something with an OC thrown in the mix? Cause that's just adding a fun player to the game, with added stakes, really!

as heart for heart, for loving me by @kittttycakes (hello darling) (Explicit - WIP but soon to be finished - 151k so far - Canon compliant - OT3 if there ever was one - How to polyamory, a guide for Dream of the Endless, a primordial being who needs to use his goddamn words) When Dream finds Hob at the New Inn, he's ready to open up a little. Be a friend. Be a little more than that, though he can't quite articulate it. The only issue with that is that Hob has a girlfriend. A live-in girlfriend. A very much serious girlfriend. Dream tries his darnest to hate her, and finds he can't quite bring himself to. (It's soft, it's lovely, it has angst, it has smut, it has fluff for days, it has developping relationships GALORE (plural) and it's just a nice read to switch up your rotation, cause the potential for situations is tripled now!)

[everyday-doodles]

Whasgood folks

Hello! New daily blog dropped! Isn’t that wild? Another daily? Except this time 15 people voted on a poll and now i have to draw every day. Yippee! This is going to be a shitshow by the way, i’m the most inconsistent person ever and i refuse to queue just because i can. or- can’t, in this situation.

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Run by @stardusts-supervoid!

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Tags:

#everyday doodling - doodles, duh

#mod speaks/not a doodle - hello yes it is I, atlas

#other doodles - guess what! you too can submit doodles YOU did if you so please! they won’t count as daily however, but I would love to see em!

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what doodles to expect: dragons! cats! fandom shit! a dark orb that’s suspiciously highly rendered! if you want, you could even request a doodle! paper doodles i did at school! absolute shit i hate but post anyway!

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things you can contribute: you could send in a doodle via asks! make sure that you were the one who did it, though! you could also make a request! only one request will be answered per day, and sometimes i might take them off if this gets popular enough that my asks get clogged up.

[nuzlight-mia]

@ask-red-and-solomon

[marclef]

Art request/trade?

Ooooo! May my Witch!Peppino be blessed with arts? I promise to make a super cute Eyhm in return🙏

YYYEEESSSS ABSOLUTELY that is such a cute pep design 🥺

i tried making him a little bit more spooky (he's trying his best. don't know if the dollar store broom is helping with that though.)

i hope you like your spooky italian man 👍👍

[mansionfreaks]

Hi Nina! Spoken to Jeff recently?

hey. nina's asleep. yeah she talks to him the most of us all. bf and gf shit. jeff n tim r having a smoke.

[bumblekastclips]

KYLE CROUSE: Here's one from... [uncertainly] CHAOSYNTH? Or CHAO-SYNTH? I don't know, but what I do know is, they have a question. "How much radiation could Shadow withstand? He's cleanly walked off a practically point-blank blast from Metal Sonic's torso, but could he stand next to like, the Elephant's Foot at Chernobyl without becoming ill?"

IAN FLYNN: [chuckling] I mean, the regular characters seem to handle the void of space just fine. KYLE: Yeah. IAN: And he's the [Shadow voice] "Ultimate Lifeform." Y'know, maybe he could stand next to the Elephant's Foot and snicker at it for how weak it is. KYLE: [chuckles] Great, just what you want: Shadow going nuclear. Ugh. IAN: [laughs] Shadow the Tardigrade. KYLE: [sigh] No, we don't need that.

--- TRANSCRIBER'S NOTE: Please remember that nothing that is said on BumbleKast is canon! It's just some guys and their opinions occasionally spitballing ideas. If you don't like an answer, you don't have to take it as Word of God or anything like that. It's all just for fun! ----- This question was asked by @y2khaos! Do you want a specific question transcribed and posted? Send the question and the episode date to my ask box! Or if you just want questions about a certain character, send me their name and I will see what I can do!