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like who hasn’t thought about killing their party member?

ever heard of a prank applebees

where was the debate Brennan?

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i cant stop laughing at jordon brown (who is a journalist and not an actual-play professional) putting together this incredible table for a charity one-shot and having the most correct comment about it

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is anyone else vexed and haunted by little bunny foo foo. why is little bunny foo foo unable to contain his urge to pick up the field mice and bop them on the head... why does the good fairy care about this... is she a protector of field mice or is she simply policing socially inappropriate bunny behavior. what is "a goon" in the context of the story. does little bunny foo foo's transformation into one prevent him from picking up the field mice and bopping them on their heads, or is it an unrelated punishment? who is the good fairy and what evidence do we have that she's really good? id ont believe that she is good. she doesn't seem good to me

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ayda my beloved!

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*keeps my cards close to my chest but they're all facing the wrong way so everyone can see them anyway*

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* notices we have a red string of fate connecting us * actually would you mind fetching the bolt cutters

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Riz....

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If you had an identical twin that you get along with, you could probably have a lot of fun by getting to know other sets of identical twins and then pulling pranks with them.

Like seeing two people who look exactly the same close proximity to each other? Yeah that's totally twins. But imagine being in an art gallery where there's a group of five people on the 1st floor, and you go up the stairs and ???? the exact same group of five people is also there?? And you didn't see them pass you at the stairs?

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Fabian Seacaster is an enigma to me, not because of who he is, but because how I feel about him. Fabian Seacaster is entitled, spoiled, self-absorbed, rich, rude, and worst of all, a teenage boy. He believes he's the coolest person in the world and deserves everything good and cool to happen to him. You're supposed to like him, but want him to be humbled, go through character growth and realise everything isn't about coolness. Yet. Yet that's not the fucking case. Every single time Fabian tries something cool I want him to succeed. I want him to win all his fights even when it's unreasonable that he should. He starts PvP with Pete fucking Conlan, the sweetest guy ever. A trans man from New York with a pet butterfly who lives with five roommates and is best friends with a goth and 60 year old, he's always dressed in a cowboy hat and fishnet shirt. And I love him. And I'm still rooting for this entitled little shit to win. He doesn't deserve to. And yet.

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Imagine I colored this.. (I won’t)

They mean so much to meee 😭😭

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[Image ID: two full body drawings of Sam Britain from Misfits and Magic. On the left Sam stands with her hands cheered next to her cheeks and she wears a black shear top with bright green bell bottom pants. On the right she wears a white sweater with a bright green mini skirt. Her hair is done up with a green ribbon bow. End Image ID].

I love her

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[Image ID: a headshot digital painting of Kipperlilly Copperkettle from Fantasy High. Bright red stars fall from her brown eyes like teardrops and she has a quietly somber expression. Kipperlilly wears her school uniform and her blonde hair pulled up in a tight ponytail. End Image ID].

Do you think there’s beauty in anger as well? Do you think kipperlilly saw something beautiful in the face of love’s rage?

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I’m so fragile over this help

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And we all say in unison, “Thank you Denise and Bianca and Charlie and Tracy and Diana.”

The makeup department did not come to play for this season.

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God every season he is in i am struck by how good of a serious actor Lou Wilson is. It's so easy to remember how funny he is, how friendly, how kind, how exceptionally brilliant he is.

And then Fabian's bad day happens.

And then Naram happens.

And then A Place of Knowing happens.

And it's a punch to the gut every time. It's so real and it's so heartbreaking and it's so good. It's so great. I want to watch this man as Aragorn. I want to see him in three feature length films fucking going through it and delivering speeches and being a hero that makes me cry with his sorrows and cheer with his triumphs.

Someone put this man into so many movies. Put all of them into so many movies.

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Explorations on Doug Eiffel

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skyjacks as tumblr posts but it's kinda weird about it