#but he does anyway

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Matt’s arm tuck in Foggy’s elbow is so personal to me

[breakandbuildfiction]

Danny Just Wanted A Sword

Danny just wanted a Holy Sword, or maybe Spear, really any DnD weapon type thing. He didn’t need one, and he didn’t plan to actually use it, he just thought it would be really cool to have. So when he found himself in the middle of a bloodbath he would later learn was called ‘Extermination Day’ his first thought, after a few variants of ‘Oh Shit’ that is, was that he probably should have been more specific when he asked the Infi-Map to bring him somewhere where he could get himself a Holy Weapon.

[luna-the-cretar]

Everyone else: *having serious character moments*

Caduceus in the background: *bone flute noises intensifies*

[nocanonhere]

Durge Redeemed - Latest Journal Entry (DurgexWyll)

“I have not said I love him, for I do not know what that means. I know he shows it to me, but love is a feeling as well as an act. I can return the actions, but I am perplexed by the feeling. But if it is my desire to protect him, to run to him when in doubt, to hold his hand, to keep him close, to let him leave once he realizes this is not a union he deserves, to protect from the shadows as he rules and marries and creates, then I do love him. I love him so much it hurts. It is so strong that it fights the Urge. He promised a target should my Urge arise again, but he does not know that he is already the Blade in my veins, warring against my Father. He made himself the target when he pressed his lips to mine. And I’ve warned him as such, even when my claws were at his throat. But he persists, and so do I. So that is love.

Yes?���

[trekkerac]

Ford "Icarus didn't flap hard enough" Pines

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

[monkesupreme]

ref

a satisfactory answer for Selina

[platoapproved]

What was that you said about memory? "A monster," was it?

[a1sart]

if there's one thing this last episode has affirmed for me about Alastor it's that he FUCKING HATES being reminded that he's not the most powerful creature in hell.

Like, he hates being ignored by Carmilla when she says she doesn't care why he was gone

He hates Lucifer ON SIGHT

He threatens to KILL Husk when he dares to mention that Alastor is working for someone more powerful than him

and now this.

Alastor freaking out because he almost died. Something almost killed him. He can fucking die. There is something more powerful than him out there. And it's not something he can ignore or brush off because it almost killed him.

Alastor hates the reminder that he's not as powerful as he tells people he is. He isn't indestructible, he isn't invincible. And he fucking hates that.

[hinamie]

morning glory

[inkskinned]

okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.

[eydilily]

would you bite the hand that feeds you?

[crows-in-sevens]

the old man

warns others

but the boy

had wished for —

and

now regrets

his power over it:

mourns

the change in

fate.

listen;

everyone.

(You can read it straight down, but the other way to read it is by reading the first line of the first stanza, then first line of the second stanza, then first of third, then second of fourth, then second of first, then second of second, then so on. Giving you:

The old man had wished for his power over it: fate. Warns others and mourns. Listen; but the boy now regrets the change in everyone.

)

I thought I was so clever haha

[cozylittleartblog]

"content creator" is a corporate word.

we are artists.

[bruciemilf]

Jason’s alcohol tolerance is exactly 0.09%, which Dick knows. Which is the primary reason he roped his siblings into playing a drinking game.

At most, Steph, who likes to think she’s fluent in Jason, — or Batboys with repressed emotions, at least, — anticipated the following:

Angry shouting, maybe some swear words God definetly didn’t approve of, trying to fist fight Alfred’s plants, painting the Batmobile pink, and the works.

She definitely didn’t expect a ruby cheeked Jason to cry in Bruce’s lap.

“What the fuck are we gonna do if we don’t know eachother in the next life, huh?!”

Tim piped up with an a nerdy rant, — technically, if life were to reinvent itself into another existence, it’d simply be an alternative universe being created, — but Jason simply throws his shoe at him.

Bruce, much to Damian’s pride, doesn’t look shaken in the slightest. If he can handle his mother, he can handle everything,

“Sweetheart, I really think that’s not going to happen, thought,” he assures him with gentle conviction.

“But we’re not gonna know eachother! What the FUCK. I want to be your son in every life. I’m gonna kill God.”

“Please don’t kill God.”

“We’re Jewish, what do we care?!”

“Jay,” Bruce promised, “I would find you in every universe.”

That was supposed to make Jason feel better, not make him cry harder. But it’s cute Bruce tried, Dick thinks.

He still grounds all of them for paining the Batmobile, thought.

[soapbbox]

Elsewhere:

Part 1

Even apart they’re still facing the same struggles 😔 Not that they’re thinking about each other or anything. Why would you suggest that.