#but batjokes

[foolish-edworm]

it's interesting that a lot of my ship playlists mostly have songs in a similar genre or similar vibe

then you get to my batjokes playlist.

154 songs, ranging from bad boy by cascada to cannibal by tally hall to slow dancing in the dark by joji to hurt by 1 800 pain to-

[jacocoon]

I forgive you Joker, U are a good boy

[ditzybat]

the lego batman movie reads like it was written by jason and tim mocking bruce and dick, like you can’t tell me the batjokes isnt there to piss bruce off, courtesy of tim, or the whole scaly panties thing isn’t jason making fun of the robin uniform

[mogamuncher]

The two best reasons to ship anything are:

1.Incredible, deep and detailed narrative themes. The parallels that seem to hit just right, the narrative foils that they can be to each other, the intricate dynamic that's both extremely complex and easily understood. The juxtaposition between something that's harsh and undoubtedly toxic, with the softer undertones, the parts where you read in-between the lines and find a mutual feeling of loneliness from both parts, their intrinsic understanding of each other comes from the mere fact that they're each others mirrored reflections and shadows. In the end both sides will be together forever, and you as an audience can clearly see their tragedy laid out before in a path that blurs pure anguish and tender romance

2.It would be so fucking funny

[plague-vulture]

gotham is filled with evil homosexuals so I think having a buff dude in high-tec latex underwear pinning them to the ground doesn't really help the crime situation actually

[wazzi2ya]

Husk: Boss, your arch-nemesis is at the door.

Alastor: Ah, Lucifer! Back again for another beatdow—oh it's just you.

Vox: Wha—LUCIFER?! YOU'RE FIGHTING THE KING OF HELL BEHIND MY BACK?!

Alastor: I have other business to take care of outside of you, old pal.

Vox: DO I MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!

[robinsleeping]

Dad coded

[13ag21k]

What if I was a lonely brooding man but my features softened as I stared at you adoringly?

[mitytheclown]

"but they are not canon"

Do I look like I give a fuck

[dioonhe]

*found the wrong secret plan*

[devine-fem]

you guys ever hear a character say something so gay you sitting there trying to figure out how you were supposed to interpret that platonically?!

[sweet-prroncito]

Bruce + loves through time and circumstances~

Bruce + Talia and Khoa

Bruce + Gotham rogues Catwoman and Two Face

Bruce + Superman and Wonderwoman

Bonus down the cut:

4. Bruce + Harley and Jack Napier (Batman beyond the White Knight)

[jacocoon]

joker waiting for his batsy

[sketchyface]

Guy who says “it’s my first time” before getting stabbed

[frijolebean]

I really didn't mean to do that "expects tongue/never kissed" dynamic life just led me there

[terrible-eel]

this panel just GETS to me

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