#but anywho.

[knife-em0ji]

I truly have no hate in my heart for people who ship obikin but I will go on record to say that I think people who insist they want to fuck each other are not only probably wrong, but even worse, boring. Romantic obikin is probably the most pedestrian and obvious read of their relationship, whereas imo the fact that they’re so obsessed with each other and love and hate each other so deeply in equal measure but very much DO NOT want to fuck adds so much more insanity-inducing juice to it. It’s like. You’re my dad but you cringe from the title. I don’t feel like your son. Are you my best friend? We don’t trust each other enough for that. Did I have a weird psychosexual fixation on you as a kid? Maybe, but that’s over now, I’ve always been in love with somebody else. Are we brothers? No, not really, but that might be the closest word to we have. Are you my enemy? More often than not. Are we soulmates? Yes, absolutely.

Like, you can do whatever you want forever, I’m not going to stop you. I’m a diehard proponent of letting your favorite fictional guys fuck nasty. But the sheer ambiguity of their relationship despite how all-consuming it is, is what makes obikin compelling to ME !!!

[flor4de4amor]

sigh non of my friends believe i could be a lesbian. can a girl live in the world.

[ryanthedemiboy]

I can help with the eating disorder one! That one is so they can find pro-ed blogs, because tumblr's search function prevents the searching of the regular terms.

I haven't seen it with the star emoji, idk if that's searchable, but that's where that type of thing started

God I'm getting so fucking tired of dipshits creating a million different ways to butcher the spelling of something because "if people see all the letters they'll get triggered uwu" or "the tumblr algorithm (which doesn't exist) will shadowban me if I use naughty no-no words (it won't)"

And then their selfish, dumbfuck "fixes" result in people getting triggered. Because they cannot blacklist all the fucked up spelling variants.

People should not have to blacklist rape and r4p3 and r4pe and rap3 and r*pe and *ape.

This has been going on for a long time and it's frustrating but I just saw someone talking about their eating disorder and sensoring the word starve by writing "⭐ve" instead, and I feel like I'm going to go insane.

Please just fucking write words like a normal fucking person. If you can't handle writing letters in a certain order without throwing in numbers or goddamn emojis then you shouldn't be talking about that topic.

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[evilpenguinrika]

i'm surprised i still remember the words to our national anthem after not having to sing it during assemblies in hs

[so-you-read-the-usernames]

Female characters who are the sole voice of reason <<<<<<< Female characters who think of themselves as the sole voice of reason but who are actually just as insane as those around them

[greykolla-art]

I was rereading Skulduggery Pleasant and realised it was a goldmine for cute Alastor & Charlie moments.👌

I’m gonna project genuine friendship onto these fuckers and you can’t stop me!

[whalesharkstho]

thinkin bout how jazz was taller than orion at the beginning of the movie lol

[poppedbubblgum]

Submas winter outfits! I meant to post this during the Christmas season, but it’s still winter so it counts

Even though the subway tunnels are underground, I’d imagine it still gets fairly cold, and the coats are comfortable too.

[sawthoone]

hello malevolent community. i’m free from finals so we’re back to high quality soup posting.

[smatterbrained]

Saw that ep of cyberverse where Bee saves OP from deceptions n had to do my own take

[coquexari]

Puts down, sips juice, walks away

[housederiva]

Oh to be the painter commissioned by Viago de Riva to fill his house with portraits of the most beautiful woman in Thedas

[transthatfag]

should've hate fucked ngl.

[zer0thoughtsart]

Got inspired by monaluppo's fight club piece, i had the immediate image of joel with a leaf sword in my head and proceeded to get carried away lmao

[dreamyblanket]

Yearning from the nothing dimension [rambling in tags ^^]

[citricacidprince]

I noticed that their dynamics were so similar… what if they swapped for a bit

As a treat (For Swansea and Daisuke) and a punishment (For Stan and Soos, but also me, because that shit hurted)

Also, bonus doodle under the cut but be wary of Mouthwashing Spoilers!