#but also i sometimes forget he exists

[limerental]

every convo talking to people with normie level interest in the Witcher is like this

[sesamestreep]

I really feel like one of the best details in “A Scandal in Bohemia” that I never see people fixate on enough is that the story starts with Watson stopping in to see Holmes at Baker Street on a complete whim, because he happens to see that he’s home (and Watson is now married and living elsewhere). Like he doesn’t send word first, he’s not invited, he just shows up and surprises Holmes. Which is not that weird but then Holmes is like “oh good, I’ve got a case anyway, you might as well hang out!” which just makes it funnier when the King shows up and is like “I’d really rather speak to you alone, actually” and Watson tries to leave and Holmes is just like “anything you can say to me, you can say to my best friend John Watson, and if you ask him to leave, I would consider it a grave insult, you would be my enemy and I will not help you ever!!” And the king is like “…ok” and just moves on.

like, that is crazy behavior. Holmes is talking about how there’s probably lots of money in this case, and then almost turns away the client for…not knowing who the fuck Watson is?? He’s not even supposed to be there?? He just came to say hi?? “It is both or none”… girl, GET UP.

[haematoclan]

when i see pride fanart of Mad Dogs i think Raph is fairly often shown as a "token straight ally" and I'm sorry but there's no way Raph's straight, i mean. just look at him!

(okay i'm half-joking here but also... ^^^^)

and you can't convince me a guy so into wrestling and an absolute fanboy of someone called Ghost(BEAR) that looks like this:

could be straight, no way. like, just because he's not a flamboyant twink doesn't mean he can't be queer!

Raph's certified bear4bear boy-kisser thank you for coming to my tedtalk!

(also. just to be safe: it's NOT a ship post. that'd be NASTY. i'm just pointing out Raph's obvious celebrity crush here nothing more.

also also. don't take this post too seriously i wrote it at 1am after seeing some post, it's just a loose thought)

[jaredthebc]

Me whenever I see anyone’s OC X Canon content with N on my feed

[astralhope]

Rank 52: The final duel!!

[sometimesmaybespoof]

Hey hey.. wy.. wy heyy!!!!!!! Look I told you I'm cooking! I told you!! I tollkkddd yoouuu!!!!

Click on image for better quality please😭 Tumblr butchers my 4k resolution:((((

[c1trvswurld]

I need everyone whose ever made a j. Diddy joke about jimmy to--in the most rudest, foul, and demeaning way possible- never speak again. I want your mouth sown up and I need you to be silenced Sancho the Fat, King of León style

[moe-broey]

Adjacent topic, but. One of my favorite things actually is when Alfonse pulls the player aside and is like "Let me think out loud real quick." and when the situation calls for it, "Also what do you think?" Like obviously this happens so much across any game ever, especially ones that have a designated partner character. But it feels so special to me...

Especially with Alfonse, especially when he calls the summoner by name. He didn't used to do that!! In the very beginning!!! And he slips up, as Lif. Trying So hard to take it back. It just feels so personal... 🥲🥺

[tankgotstuckinthecircusgate]

im so weak someday ill draw imprisoned carlo from don henry au

[softboiled-egg]

I sometimes color in characters I like with darker skin (so they can be like me :3) but for sigma it looks like he’s a poc being tormented by two white men ;;

[kraviolis]

Belos: I’m going to raise Luz as my daughter and ensure that she remains pure and loyal to me.

Also Belos: I’m going to let the 7-years-old clone of my brother take care of her I’m sure he’ll be able to do that.

you joke but thats LITERALLY his entire thought process at first. he's so isolated and arrogant that he couldnt possibly comprehend the idea that luz wouldnt see him as her father despite the fact he literally told hunter he was going to be her older brother and never once encouraged hunter to see him as anything but an uncle.

i attribute this to the fact that philip is an orphan who only ever knew his blood brother as his only caretaker, so he sorta took having a brother for granted and didn't realize that was something you could want rather than something that just Is.

(also caleb was the only person philip ever truly knew + loved and even well into his 300s he never once picked up a child psychology book and realized that Perhaps His Worldview Was Skewed Because Of That.)

he literally like. could not comprehend the idea that you could even choose your own family outside of like. being adopted by someone. thats the other thing with him being so annoyingly christian in this AU, he was taught that your blood family (esp yr parents) is always the most important thing in your life & you should always be grateful to them no matter what.

(this is another factor into why he keeps making grimwalkers. in his own twisted viewpoint, it's him giving caleb another chance. and another. and another-- at least in this specific characterization of him.)

philip thought that him adopting luz would mean she would immediately be eternally grateful to him and call him father and the whole nine yards. but he forget to actually express that expectation until it was too late (aka until he heard her call him uncle for the first time)

honestly, hes not MAD about it. he's just sorta :( about it bcus hes not actually insane and can still logically think like "she did say she had just lost her real father to an illness its perfectly reasonable for her to not want to replace him" (he doesnt think it outloud but he also enjoys living thru her vicariously

but also later on as she gets older it gets to a point where he's like "ok its been years now why isnt she trying to replace him yet" bcus he thinks its a normal + healthy part of the grieving process to replace the person you lost (figuratively or, in his case, Literally)

[ghoulishautism]

its pretty interesting seeing everyone's opinions on certain AUs or Fanon concepts in such a fanon-heavy fandom

[little-lanterns]

Whenever i look at trials of navigator i always wonder what it feels like for new player who are unaware of like 50% of the map/boss mechanics

[helianthus21]

his brother abandoned him and gave him a near-fatal wound and he's still the most precious thing in the world to him

[certifiedbi]

Ngl I'm going to miss Augusto next season. Like he just materializes on a race weekend, wears his bunny logo, rides like shit, then vanishes to only reappear at the next race or occasionally post a thirst trap to the ig story

[depressedhatakekakashi]

What’s one BAD quality of your favorite?