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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen
#lol good luck finding all of the photoshopped versions in the rb history. ‘manatee restored’ is still my favorite of all time#misc#I encourage anyone dyslexic to try rotating him in your mind. I can’t do that; which is why I’m asking you to.#also: a bunch of tags are surprised this isn’t ‘shopped#it’s the lighting. backlit by the sun (which is diffused through the water) but also forelit artificially#the artificial light - a flash pack or something - casts a hard shadow under the creatures arm#which normally wouldn’t be possible if backlit by the SUN; you’d see a less-hard/more-fragmented shadow above water#as light sources ‘compete’ in a sense - and since there aren’t any light sources which can outshine the literal sun#it looks a bit weird when the darkest shadow is being cast from any other origin point - which is what’s essentially happening here#I don’t know the mechanics of how light travels through water; but I know the effect is substantial even with relatively short distances#also: it’s been balanced and color corrected by the author of the photo - who made deliberate choices to bring out the full potential#so it’s not like it’s a fresh and untouched export#but the kind of ‘tacked on’ appearance of the creature is a result of the lighting conditions within the image
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fanfic authors after writing a pretty solid short fic where the main couple finally gets together: …and then they told all their friends, and they all squealed and everyone clapped
#it’s my enemy#this is a hate post#i love you fanfic writers never let anyone stop you#but also i don’t like this#forget said squealing is dead#idk what it is but squealing is never in character#everyone clapped
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he bites
#Don’t ask why they’re in their suits while at school#I didn’t feel like making civilian outfits#I also have the og snap picture if anyone wants it#my doodles#artists on tumblr#Batfam#batfamily#batman#tim drake#damian wayne#stephanie brown#red robin#robin#spolier#spoiler dc#Dc
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Need a teen! Bruce au where he’s exactly like Justice League! Batman and Battinson in one. That mf put the fear of every god in Ra’s Al Ghul.
Everytime he’s in a room with someone over 30 “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance plays in the background.
Despite that, in his own way, he’s as gentle as can be with his league. Give me a young Diana who’s getting spat on and ripped apart by the media in a way not one of her male teammates get.
And she’s Wonder Woman. She shouldn’t be affected by it. And she is, anyway. Bruce relates to that in an uncomfortable degree.
“When I first became Batman, weak men tried standing in my way, too. “
“And what did you do?”
“I stepped over them.”
He has a tiny Robin he occasionally has to keep on a leash.
Give me somewhat teen mom Bruce who struggles to wrangle his unruly six year old who likes flipping from rooftop to rooftop and thinks fighting Bane is a piece of cake.
“If Tati can do it, so can I!”
“Dick,” he paused, before handing him a handfull of candy. “Wonderful emotional manipulation. Good job.”
“:D”
#I LOVE HIMMMMM HES SO AWKWARD AND COOL TO ME#give me the league fangirling over him at every turn and he’s just Tired of them. has to call teen Clark who’s Perry White’s intern like.#‘Kal— please write about something other than Batman.’#‘Bruce. I cannot say no to you. Please don’t ask me to do that.’#alfred is extremely tired. also extremely in need of Bruce to stop being self sufficient.#let him take care of you daMN IT—#teen bruce wayne#bruce wayne#batman#batdad#writing#dick grayson#dc comics
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Guys.
Y’all.
I…
I just. I just… i have discovered something. And I have laughed too much. I have laughed every time I have tried to explain it to someone. I cannot get through this.
Look. Okay.
There are two things you need to know, here.
First: There’s a style of Greek pottery that was popular during the Hellenic period, for which most of the surviving examples are from southern Italy. We call them ‘fish plates’ because, well, they’re plates, and they’re decorated with fish (and other marine life).
Like this one, currently in the Met:
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Or this one, currently in the Cleveland Museum of Art:
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They’re very cool. We’re not 100% sure what they were for, because most of the surviving ones were found as grave goods, but that’s a different post.
The second thing you need to know is that when we (Classics/archaeology/whatever as a discipline) have a collection of artefacts, like vases, sculptures, paintings, etc. and we do not know the name of the artist, but we’re pretty sure one artist made X, Y and Z artefacts, we come up with a name for that artist. There are a whole bunch of things that could be the source for the name, e.g. where we found most of their work (The Dipylon Master) or the potter with whom they worked (the Amasis Painter), a favourite theme (The Athena Painter), the Museum that ended up with the most famous thing they did (The Berlin Painter) or a notable aspect of their style. Like, say, The Eyebrow Painter.
Guess what kind of pottery the Eyebrow Painter made?
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#tagamemnon#fischteller#can you fucking imagine?#like other painters trying to explain to him that fish don’t have eyebrows#and he’s just like ‘fuck you all at least my fish have SOULS.’#and people bought them???#other people were also like ‘FUCK YEAH EYEBROW FISH!!!’#other people like me.#I would 100000% buy the eyebrow fish
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Sry I’m late, I was being held in a maximum security prison on a secluded island and they had no wifi.
#myart#creepypasta#ticci toby#slenderman#tobias rogers#crp#tim wright#marble hornets#masky marble hornets#hoodie marble hornets#mh hoody#masky and hoody#brian thomas#horror#jeff the killer#eyeless jack#that one Twitter drawing meme that I will not post on my Twitter because I don’t like that place#slender proxy#hope somebody out there enjoys this it got less funny after staring at it for multiple hours#also idk if I need to disclose this but this isn’t ship art#at the very least I’m opposed to Tim/toby cus yk
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came to me in a dream
#logan howlett#wolverine#jean grey#scott summers#cyclops#ororo munroe#storm#kurt wagner#nightcrawler#wade wilson#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadclaws#logurt#scogan#why does he have no ship names with girls idk#wolverine x storm#i’m clinically fucking stupid#tags make me feel cringe#also this took me like 10 minutes cause i had to meticulously crop all the images#x men#wait i lied#rolo#i still don’t know jeans#wolverjean#is that it#lojean#something like that#wolvergirl
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Pomni and Gummigoo reunite in TADC!
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#tadc#tadc pomni#gummigoo#pomni#digital circus#the amazing digital circus#tadc spoilers#tadc fanart#I would like to formally apologize to Pomni#I actually don’t think Gummigoo is dead#especially with Ragatha mentioned Caine reuses NPCs#but I also don’t think it’s the same Gummigoo or he doesn’t remember her#so gonna be so sad if they do meet again and Gummigoo just doesn’t recognize Pomni#Been awhile since I’ve done angst but I saw this comic so clearly I HAD to draw it#sorry to TADC fans 🩵#IDK if I’ll do mor stand alone TADC content but we’ll see 🙏🏾#my poor little heart won’t be able to take it if this happens BAHA
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Funniest thing I’ve seen on tiktok are those sigma male boys getting mad that American psycho was written by a gay man and going “well I like fight club better” buddy I’ve got some world ending devastating news for you
#I don’t like fight club#but other people do#gay people on their way to write some of the most relevant popular influencial literature of the 90s#solius posting#this shit also kills me because both of those books have. OVERT homosexual themes and moments
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Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)
#bloodweave#astarion x gale#gale x astarion#bg3#baldur's gate 3#gale dekarios#astarion ancunin#they are so funny god help. thank you to whoever sat Neil next to Tim#my roommate turning to look directly at me whenever they were interacting lik bestie please stop I am trying to be normal. don’t look at me#my roommate also said Neil acting low-key obsessed with gale and I could only say wow he’s just like me fr fr.#if I didn’t still struggle with getting shadowhearts likeness you would get a drawing of her hugging bing bong too but alas …#anyway the stream was so fun#can’t wait til tomorrow hehe
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no fucking way
#sketches#comics#the far side#crocodiles#my art#i don’t know how to tag this.#also i should probably say. i tried to look into it further and i haven't seen hard hard evidence that they do this on purpose#personifying animals is tempting but ultimately i think it's just hot speculation atm. crocodilians are famously tough to research too#like the advantages may be a coincidence or just pure curiosity/play. which is also really cute...love those guys#sorry for the misinformation! light theory only afaik#comic
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Another one for @lunamonroeao3 and her AU ‘Heavy is the Crown’
Which is absolutely mind blowing btw just in case I hadn’t mentioned that before
Link and stuff below the cut
#LOOK LOOK#it’s a little different because#they’re ancient soulmates#and they dream of their past selves#so this is like… an ethereal sex dream basically#…it makes sense when you read it#MINE#arcane#vi arcane#caitlyn kiramman#caitvi#piltover's finest#also don’t tell anyone but I am very proud of that nipple
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Rook: *sneaking in through their window after a night at the villa*
Viago: *turning in their chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you've been all night?
Rook: I was out with Teia?
Teia: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?
#datv#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age veilgaurd spoilers#incorrect quotes#lucanis dellamorte#rook de riva#crow rook#viago de riva#teia cantori#rookanis#lucanis x rook#rook is a grown adult and can make grown adult decisions#but just know I am also a grown adult who has still snuck in a window to avoid things#viago and the mortifying ordeal of being big brother to the savior of Thedas#also viago and the mortifying ordeal of having to constantly big brother threaten the first talon#lucanis don’t leave your drink unattended ever#I’ll make the crows a buddy comedy if I feel like it and you won’t stop me
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man we are really so lucky that it was misha collins who was cast to play the gay angel.. and not just because he made the angel gay but literally this man is the most unhinged person that could have walked onto the cw spn set and they literally couldn’t get rid of him
#I don’t know how to explain him#and how lucky we are that misha is the way he ja#and interacting with Destiel the way he has been#both in acting choices as in eveyrthing else#but also in the way he is in general#like he is wild#what a blessed thing#spn#castiel#misha collins#destiel
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Leo learns something about himself 🏳️⚧️
Based roughly on this old post.
Bonus:
[Leo is taking the fact that he was born biologically female simultaneously very well and also not so well but overall he’s mostly coping with the fact that it was Draxum that just essentially gave him the turtle equivalent of ‘The Talk’.]
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#trans leonardo#trans leo#rottmnt headcanons#turtle art tag#rise draxum#happy pride everyone~#if you’re wondering why there’s no backgrounds that’s because my files got messed up so just blankness in the bg sorry#but yeah!#this is forever and always my fav headcanon for Leo it makes too much sense to me#I wanted to make sure I got it done in time for pride haha#I don’t know if it’s obvious by the end but Draxum ran off because he was for once doing something nice for Leo#that being leading him somewhere else not in front of everyone so Leo can process the fact that he was born female in peace haha#(but he also just - wanted to avoid the ensuing awkward Talk as long as he could lol)#“how would Leo NOT know’’ he had an inkling but never thought much of it because he’s a teenage turtle mutant with no access to healthcare#also yeah that’s splinter’s hand at the end there I just KNOW he’d want those pics#also also - Leo here can technically be trans or even intersex in some way too#both is good#making this made me remember why I never do color#at least for comics#it just takes sooo long#but it was fun and worth it for my fave hc#this is like the first time I’ve drawn Draxum and man he’s kinda hard to draw#also their sizes are just 1 2 and 3 because Draxum had a simple system in place for sizing his subjects#(aka I was too lazy to think of anything else to put there)#also dunno if anyone noticed but look at Raph’s paper and look at his baby’s self’s photo
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icarus
this’ll be a print for upcoming cons >:)
#my art#witch hat atelier#wha coustas#coustas#witch hat fanart#i wanna talk about spoilers but I CANT…..#i mustn’t#i usually don’t make sketches into prints when they’re THIS sketchy but idk i like the shapes#i also want to have more of a variety of stuff#this is also from july from patreon wink wink
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