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teotheratking · 13 days ago

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and Lord, if i die, at least i'll have tasted that sweet forbidden apple on my lips

#something about that endless restraint of longing #the longing and ache that you can feel growing from your heart and lungs till your very fingertips #the slight shake of your hands when you fix your loved ones tie #the warmth of an embrace #but you just keep starving endlessly for more and more #they're married to me #but also can never get married #y'all feel me?#disco elysium #de #jean vicquemare #harry du bois #harrier du bois #jeanharry #harryjean #my art

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screwpinecaprice · 8 months ago

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Just a silly guy, with silly silly thoughts.

@glowweek Day 2

Casual | Surprise

A casual surprise?😬😬😬

#Hooooo boiii this lad is about to get funky.#He was internally screaming the whole time.#It's in my core memory as a connverse fan. I'm never truly going to let this up I believe. haha #Our boy really one day went out there wanting to get married as a teen like a true classic Disney princess. 😭#It was honestly endearing but sad and also pretty embarrassing. 😔#Secondhand embarrassment aside. Steven is pretty much lucky in the romance department. Which. Deserved by the way. With all the other #crap he had to deal with.#connverse #Steven Quartz Universe #Connie Maheswaran #SU #my shiz #teal #SU comic #glowweek #connverse week #I have no idea if whatever Connie is spouting are actuallt true in real life. Good thing this can be chalked off as just a thing in their #fictional world.#Also I'm glad part of that was covered by Connie's body because I had to take a few notes from chat GPT to add in her enumerated rambling.#I had to make the glow bracelet float like that because I couldn't draw his hand holding it quiet right in that angle.#And yea that size difference is no error. That's how small Connie's wrist is compared to his hands. Or at least something like that.#comic

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atoriv-art · 1 month ago

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older designs for my specialest guy

#you actually could pay me to watch boruto the payment is reviving any of madara-obito-itachi in a cheap fan service moment. itd work on me 👍#neji hyuga #hyuga neji #art #fanart #naruto #2024 #i think konoha would love to project the will of fire shit onto neji after what he did. ya know. trying to give your life 'for the village'#in that way hed probs have a lot of respect from others but respect has never been enough when your life still isnt yours 😛#the pessimism would likely take a bit to return to him but it Would return hes just like. less interpersonally volatile #the realization you had two whole very public meltdowns and no one that matters cared will do that to you #anywayfor the happy ending one. i think while neji is always going to be a little bit bitchy hes bound to soften up a lot when he's not #under constant stress and has to micromanage his every thought #i like to think that if he were allowed to hed grow into a very outwardly warm person. sunflower :)#and my general opinions of neji and boruto are:#1. yes it is a blessing to not be made to be straight married #2. however consider: what if i wanted to see neji be a dad. i dont care for romantic njten but i do not hate it. it would be acceptable #when i think abt this guy in boruto hes chronically single but still.talking about what CANON could be. it would be acceptable #3. yes hiashi shouldve gotten his ass killed in the war but i would be lying if i said the awful family reunions #are not fun as a concept #are they fun on purpose? no #but the rule is: A situation can suck if it sucks on purpose #and 4. i know about the time travel episode i have mixed feelings on it.#anyway no hate if you like boruto i like being hyperbolic for fun but its just anime. the kids seem cute #but if any other hyuga-brained person ever wants to get unimaginably angry you should also watch the hiashi birthday episode of boruto #thats my special recommendation from me to you

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unpersoniverse · 1 month ago

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Skén:nen sá:sewh

as promised, here's Precious boy™ getting kissed by Precious wife™ because he deserves all the love in the world :cc

translation: Get home safe

#nobody translate the file name #nah but home girl is the strongest soldier let me tell you #imagine date/being married to an assassin fr I would loose my mind #I'm such a sucker for the friends to lovers trope ok hear me out #Girlie is an ally to the assassin's and that's how she meets Connor and they become friends because Ratonhnhaké:ton deserves more friends o #she is VERY smart knows how to stand her ground but also very sweet and funny he respects and admires her a lot and so does she #she's from another displaced kanien'kehá:ka clan they bond really close sooner than later the feeling just blooms everyone's knows but THEM #until prob the recruits and the people in the homestead get tired of these oblivious fools in love and plot to finally get them together #I headcanon Connor didn't settle down completely until they were expecting their first child like they both panicked when they realized #I mean they're already married and stuff but still our girl is all over the place bcs she's scared of something happening to him or the bby #and connor acts cool and leveled on the outside but he's just a whirpool of emotions on the inside as well it's really funny to watch #they probably broke down in tears from both laughter and fear but they are amazing parents we are certain of it :')#I want their dinamic to be like that mainly because Connor deserves some light and laugh in his life after all the things he went through #connor i'm in love with your wife #ratonhnhaké:ton #connor kenway #connor's mistery wife #ac 3 #assassin's creed #oc #the way you can tell I almost never draw men just from this sketch 💀#my art

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dhmis-autism · 2 months ago

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been thinking about them lately ok

#lots of doodles ok these arent even close to finished and never will be #dhmis humanizations #dhmis duck #dhmis yellow guy #dhmis red guy #dhmis #anyways. i think rgs crush on duck is insaene in general i think its WORSE WHEN THEYRE HUMAN #i also think its really fucking funny #obsessed with this tiny balding little man who is Mean To Me #hes like a kid who would get bullied in high school to me #like idk. theyre da same to me in human au. which i suppose this is an au even tho im just trying to translate them as closely as i can #in my heart theyre still in the pink house #this is not like the apartments au to me at all. so to me the dynamic is still the same #and for those of u who dont remember that dynamic is RG being down bad for duck bc he WEIRDLY is godbless. but also insanely evasive and sh #and duck does not act like anything is happening between them but also in his head theyve been married for 30 years. but its obvious to him #so he doesnt feel the need to say anything duh.#and if he ever brought it up it would be a best friend debate again #'you think IM your husband?!?!' of course you are !! :] 'IM NOT. YOUR HUSBAND !! YOU DONT HAVE A HUSBAND!!'

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zarnzarn · 2 months ago

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(check the tags for more and also the tag for other fics in the story!)

athena, scowling as she gets bullied into marrying the people she pined over for the last 1000 years, suddenly realising something: wait a minute

odysseus: what?

athena, frozen: wait a damn minute you know what this gives me rights to do

penelope, also realising: oh fuck yes

odysseus: I don't like the sound of whatever's happening here what are you two fucking talking about?

athena, grabbing the marriage wine and tossing it back, then kissing her new wife and husband and handing penelope a spear as she picks up a mace: we'll be back shortly, you can start celebrations without us.

penelope: do u have anything that can start a fire

athena, pulling out an old contract and scanning it before throwing it over her shoulder: yes. are you scared of heights or can we fly.

penelope: fucking bring it I've waited years for this moment

zeus: where are they going

hermes, picking up the contract: they're going to... Ogygia? Oh fucking shit they're going to fucking kill Calypso- hey, hello, WAIT-

#odysseus disappears midway because athena plants one on him so hard his soul evaporates #(strategic to make him stop from coming after them and also from passion she forgot to hold back for once)#(and also shes maybe possibly in love and cant wait to get vengeance on Calypsos bitch ass who hurt him so much for so long)#penelope has had to deal with calypos afteraffects for literally the rest of their lives. from flashbacks to odysseus inconsolably crying #at her feet for forgiveness some days even though shes always said frim the first moment that it wasnt his fault #the rest of the gods have to chase them down to prevent them from eternally torturing calypso (goddesses cant die <3)#athenas blazing mad and sick with guilt and horror. she couldn't attack before because it would be seen as an attack from olympus #but as a wife! as two wifes! no political implications there no holds barred calypso gets her ass BEAT #but also pls imagine them chasing her and gods chasing them round and round the island while screaming #odysseus wavered like 17 times on whether to ask hermes for a lift there or not but goes in the end #their honeymoon in truth ends up being on ogygia #athena lovingly and seductively teaching penelope how to fillet a person both of them covered in ichor #odysseus with a hand over his mouth blushing grinning tears in eyes torn between turned on and terrified to be back and crying coz they lov #him that much.#((he goes to her just before they leave in the cave she used to drag him to. she can barely hold herself up and hes shaking to approach))#((but he's stronger now. settled and satisfied and content. he kneels by her and sets down bandages next to her.))#((i told you i was married he says. and because his truest weapon is his tongue- if youd just listened i wouldve found us both a way out))#she sobs and he leaves. the scars will never fade fully but he feels lighter as he steps out into the sun where athene and pen are waiting.#bloodsoaked and being shouted at by hera but smiling at him widely and gleefully as he approaches. takes a hand each and presses him btwn.#he squeezes back with a smile and leans into them. his beautiful horrifying wives #odypenath #odypenetha #odysseus #penelope #athena #odypen #odyath #penath #epic the musical #love in paradise

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ruporas · 1 year ago

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honeymoon phase! (ID in alt)

#vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun #trigun maximum #me when the modern au fluff gets to me viciously #i LOVE modern au... i'm so weak to it... augh..... i love them in another universe getting the chance to be mushy and sweet *explodes*#most of all i just like to see wolfwood in his full element of being able to love and care about someone so openly and honestly.#it's what he was meant to do... what he wants to do.. what he deserves to do T_T but anyway. this can be interpreted as their many years to #come honeymoon phase but i do think modern au vw would have like their 2 year break up that devastates the both of them and irreversibly #changes their lives but it wouldnt be anything nasty. it just is. and then their lives go on as is for those 2 years before they steadily #and veryyyy very very very slowly get to around a second chance for each other. never necessarily awkward but theyre obviously afraid of #hurting and being hurt and also uncertain of what's right for themselves. but then they'll just get it one day and then they get married!#that's my ideal modern au vision anyway...... happy end... with so much emotional devastation of unspoken feelings and personal life troubl #ruporas art

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rockethorse · 1 month ago

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The basegame wedding dress has a pregnancy morph??

#I can never be positive if something in my game is like. a third-party launcher addition #but this is so funny and I had such a strong hunch #because rushing to have your Sim get married before they give birth is such a thing so many players would do!!#and it would be so funny to pay attention to that detail by having the wedding dress show the bump!!!!#all your sim's wedding photos very obviously giving away the reason for the rushed date HAHA #the dress with the pendant at the back that everyone default replaces off (the one with the knife texture) also has a preg morph #which I know because it's the one your Sims get forced into if they attend a wedding #but it's kind of unusual because pregnant Sims don't have the opportunity to change into formal wear?#like pregnant Sims get new undies pyjamas and swimwear in addition to their maternity outfit #and if you direct a pregnant Sim to change into one of them then it changes them into the appropriate maternity fit instead of their usual #but you can't direct them to change into formal and if you use a hacked option like the shop any-wear rack it uses their usual non morph fi #so it has to be something external like a wedding that triggers them to change into formal. and I have no idea why #does this mean there's a BG suit with a preg morph for men??#or did maxis not think that pregnant male Sims would be quite so desperate to get married #anyway I'm probably the last person to know about this LMAO and I'm sure no one cares bc everyone uses wear-anything mods #but I'm a scrub who still prefers to use the default maternity meshes so this is yuge to me #also if you've never seen this dress b4: in the early game all Sims getting married under an arch used to be forced into the same outfits #actually I can't remember if the men got forced into the same suit or if they just used their regular formal #because most BG formal outfits for men were mostly wedding-appropriate #but at any rate. all women wore the same wedding dress. and it was this .... beauty #and I don't remember with which EP it changed but probably pretty early on they just let Sims use their regular formal wear for weddings #so you could pick their wedding dress yourself #but this dress remained hidden by default (I think?) so ironically it meant you COULDN'T use the wedding dress even if you wanted to #also this is completely off topic but you would also go away for your honeymoon #which meant the Sims getting married would literally get driven away in a limousine and stay off-world for a while #it was kind of cute because it really was like they took a vacation from the player too. got up to their own mischief away from your contro #then with bon voyage they introduced ACTUAL vacations and they turned honeymoons into an actual game mechanic #but again these offworld honeymoons are no longer a possibility #kind of like teens 'going out' with permission got replaced by going out on actual outings/dates even though it was a cute event #wow this note section is long and irrelevant. anyway enjoy picking up your wedding dress from a store called 'It's Not Too Late'

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coycowboykoi · 1 month ago

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I would love to see your take on "Understand My Ship In Five Minutes" with ZADR ^_^

Did this instead of homework, worth it tho. I draw a bunch of different dynamics with these two often so it was fun to explore a bit!! I mostly do canon design Zim and Dib art, but occasionally i think about their ship dynamic as teens and in my au :p

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leisi-lilacdreams · 10 months ago

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i'm reading a manhwa where people are getting red eyes and it's allowing them to see monsters that live in an alt version of our world

and things are mostly ok with the 2 sides living side by side without each other's knowledge

until you do something to get the monster's attention

then they hunt you

12!donnie is sometimes shown to have red eyes

my brain made connections

the manhwa's called "prey" btw

#tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #2012 tmnt #tmnt 2012 #teenage mutant ninja turtles 2012 #2012 donnie #donnie tmnt #tmnt donnatello #tmnt donny #came up with a little au while doodling this #like tang shen being a miko before giving up the profession to get married #and she also saw the monsters #yoshi couldn't but believed tang shen #that's why he reacted that way to donnie #the au was a mix of xxxholic vibes with donnie being haunted by otherworldly creatures that only he can see #i even had the idea of usagi miyamoto and usagi yuichi being reimagined as the father and son oden fox cart characters from xxxholic #the 12 boys never went up top till they were 15 #donnie had no idea what he had done when he stared at something weird in the distance...and then something followed them home

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thankstothe · 5 months ago

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dont reward that with food!

#house md #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #screencap #long post #longpost #s02e23 “Who's Your Daddy?”#another guy who gets told by house hes in love w everything is? wilson #i guess its a requirement for friendship w house and that way he can feel loved bc hey that love for everything has to include me #scene kinda implying that wilson disgusted bc before it house tried to get him out talking about symptoms or sometng but this what did it #hes also like damn you never went that far for me #(its bc you're getting married at the speed of light bestie)#and why in s3 he assumes house slept w bonnie (which i found weird on the first watch but makes sense with this context)#+ to the evidence pile that house was pretty insufferable before the infraction

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another-little-hippie · 6 months ago

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Robert gets silly, gets nervous, then keeps talking like the pro that he is:

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bookinit02 · 5 months ago

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22 is such a weird age bc it’s like . some days i feel grown enough to take out a Mortgage and other days i’m like oh i’m actually the most immature and childish version of myself that i have ever been . what now

#it’s so weird too bc like. i have friends getting Married and having kids while i have never been in a serious relationship #and another friend moving to new york to start her career and people are just so all over the place in life #it’s so wild #it really is like. how can a person know everything at 18 and nothing at 22 #etc etc #also i do consistently keep forgetting my age and thinking that i am 23 #i Feel 23 #i think the last year has just been like. 2 years worth of stuff #anyway!

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omitbs · 17 days ago

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are we all seeing this

#he’s getting married yet we have never been more back #also oliver hugged him at the end #kinda like the clingy franck-like hug in the matthew broderick ep (thats the only way i can remember it lol)#but they didnt show charles’ reaction on camera (cowards!!!!1)#omitb spoilers #4x09 #charles haden savage #oliver putnam #olicharles

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watery-melon-baller · 4 months ago

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theres people who only have one ship and people who don't have any ships and multishippers well im inventing a new kind of shipper and it's "all of these people are gay and a little in love with each other but the romance is up to interpretation"

#i have a killer headache rn so nothing I'm sayung makes any sense #anyways. I love to write characters all being a little gay and flirty and in love with each other #are you really friends if u aren't a little in love with em #this is about the gaang and also about the hexsquad #anyways romance is CRINGEEE #be in a weirdly codependent platonic relationship where we're incredibly devoted to each other to a probably unhealthy degree instead #allos will never understand 😔😔😔#you kids with your 'kissing' and your 'sex'#no one wants to get married for tax benefits and also because you're a little in love with your best friend anymore!#there's a complaint somwherre in here about people reducing deep platonic bonds to just romance because Just a friend wouldn't do that #but im tired and also not feeling bitter #anyways im trying to write fic again. but for some reason I can only write while I'm at work so ????#i have it all plotted. it just doesn't wanna write #lilac post

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illmoraineakoi · 2 days ago

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Fic where through Rocket Corp Shenanigans and/or Orange Power Craziness, the Color Gang, TCO and Victim all get spat out into the human world, where Alan then has to reveal to his wife that surprise! Living stick figures are real, he's made living stick figures, two of them don't like him, and one of those two is actively trying to kill him, while the other five see him as their Dad.

All while trying, and just barely succeeding, in wrangling a very ferally angry Victim who is trying his hardest to inflict great bodily harm onto Alan despite Alan being literally five times his size while the others are panicking trying to figure out how to help. Except for TCO, who is just WAITING for Alan accidentally drop Victim so he can return the favor of the Box beatdown.

And Kaori, who Alan never told that his animations were based on real events and real living stick figures, is just sitting there watching this lunacy like this:

#Alan Becker #animator vs animation #ava #Victim gets shoved into a cat carrier to keep him away from Alan #This does not stop him from trying mind you; it only pisses him off more #Alan has to grab TCO to stop HIM from beating the shit out of (and quite possibly killing) Victim which TCO also does NOT appreciate #Neither does Alan's hands which get a little toasty from the fire #Orange and RGYB are just watching the chaos tbh They're smart enough to not Get Involved #At least until things settle down and THEN they demand Alan's attention #Which is very awkward for Alan because Kaori is looking at him with a expression that demands he explain and QUICKLY #This situation is made even more awkward for Alan if he never told the Skittles Squad he was married; like they had ZERO IDEA she existed #Extra hilarious if Alan never kept it a secret from his YouTube audience that Orange and the Gang really existed #Because that would imply that Alan's own wife doesn't watch his animations and/or commentary videos lmao #Alan takes the idea of separating work and his personal life to the extreme #No one ever includes Kaori in anything & while I know the reason for it I feel like we're sleeping on some hilarious ideas involving her #Alan sending pleading looks to TCO: Please don't mention the enslavement thing please don't mention the enslavement thing--#Alan awkwardly: So uh honey d'you wanna adopt seven stick figure kids...? Kaori: That is not the most pressing issue right now Alan!#Kaori: That one is trying to kill you. Alan: I can fix him. Victim: No you can't.

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