Thinking about the time my homophobic mormon grandad tried to psychoanalyze me while we were driving and he was guiding me through this like weird mental thingy (like some weird new-agey attempt at conversion therapy) and commenting on the things I was telling him I could see in my mind as if it was some huge breakthrough but I was just fucking with him the whole time. He told me to picture a door and then open it and asked me what was behind it and I literally just described Wu's teapot from Ninjago.
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You know what I hope there are no romance plots in the ATLA live action. No ones smooching anyone, everyone’s balling being besties or enemies. Whatever I don't watch ATLA for the romance anyways.
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You know, considering that new untitled Peach game is a bit like Luigi’s Mansion with how it puts a Mario character in a new environment with new game mechanics, I’m kinda hoping Peach gets her own original villain the same way Luigi was given King Boo.
Hell, with Super Mario RPG coming back, which has many original characters, and with the characters from the Peach teaser being something other than Toads, it seems Nintendo might be willing to dip their toes into original characters again. So what’s better to start making new characters than by giving Peach her own bad guy ! Also the new Mario Bros game has some new characters as well from the looks of it, so again, it’s possible !
And don’t get me wrong, Bowser is absolutely iconic and I do enjoy the irony of Peach battling against him. But with this game not being a platformer, and again taking into consideration Luigi’s Mansion, it would be a fun change of pace for Peach to have a new villain in her own series (god I hope this game becomes a series of several games!!!). Plus, it seems Peach will be more and more playable in mainline games, meaning more Bowser beat-up from her anyways.
And yes, part of me wants that new villain to be a female character as it's been forever since Mario games has had one and I am very much aware of how people would go crazy over it for the shipping.
(Also going back to Bowser, it’s more of a “me” thing but I always found it slightly weird to see Bowser attack Peach, since he’s supposed to be in love with her (Paper Mario games prove it well) and in all the games she gets captured, there are no indications he ever raises a hand on her. Hell in Odyssey he’s very gentle when putting Tiara on Peach’s head. Also Peach is never particularly afraid of him despite how horrible he can be, which implies he doesn’t physically hurt her.
Fun fact : this is why I headcanon Super Princess Peach as taking place very soon after Super Paper Mario, since the two of them would have just spent weeks working together and getting along. So it would work for Bowser to lose his shit upon getting rejected yet again “despite doing everything right” and thus be willing to fight her. As for 3d World, there’s three other people Bowser can focus on to avoid hurting her)
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Listen. Yeah, I wrote this with the intention of giving these little sillies gay undertones, but this is getting to the point where the only possible reasonings for their emotions is that they’re either (a) really best bros forever with some questionable thoughts or (b) so fucking gay for each other that they’re going to explode
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thinking about how metal ballet is. hello this is our art form we are very pretty and very dexterous here, look at us spin. this is because we have done this from a young enough age that it melted our bones a little and permanently stunted our growth in certain ways. our entire bodies have been adapted to be extremely brittle and we require double the caloric intake of the average person, and our body acts as though we’re constantly in a state of near-death. body fat no longer functions correctly for us and if we get even one broken bone or torn muscle we may never be able to dance in a performance for the rest of our lives. pretty sparkly clothes :)
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my mother just said the words ‘do you ship taylor and travis’ out loud to me so i will be walking into the ocean imminently
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it sucks so bad that so many of us have to go through tough shit on our own, even if it's just another day on this earth, tough shit is tough shit, ANYWAY what I wanted to say: wouldn't it be so great if I could turn into a little pocket sized companion and travel along with anyone who's struggling through tough shit to keep them company and comfort them throughout the day? so they're not so alone? because MAN do I wish that were possible
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