#bunny!faunus Jaune

[notmaplemable]

Predatory

Yang: So umm, what's that about?

Bunny Faunus Jaune: ...

Blake and Ruby: *Clinging to Jaune*

Jaune: They're protecting me from predators.

Yang: Huh.

Jaune: Yep.

Yang: ...But wouldn't they be the predators though? I mean, they are a wolf and a panther.

[superiorsturgeon]

Bunny Faunus Jaune: *minding his own business*

Stoat Faunus Bleiss: *carefully sneaking close* Just a little more…little more…!

Bunny Faunus Jaune: *finishes lunch and gets up*

Stoat Faunus Bleiss: Now!!

Stoat Faunus Bleiss: *charges from her hiding spot and pounces, tackling Jaune to the ground*

Bunny Faunus Jaune: Oof!

Stoat Faunus Bleiss: *struggles, then shakily lifts tall boi Jaune and awkwardly starts carrying him away* Got you, darling!

Bunny Faunus Jaune: Oh, hello Bleiss. You know, if you put me down I can just walk with you.

Stoat Faunus Bleiss: *stumbles and falls, then struggles back upright, supporting Jaune with wobbling arms and legs* 😫 NEVER!!!

Stoats often take down and carry off rabbits several times their own size, in what can only be described as a tremendous struggle! Stoats are cute but filled with distilled murder!

[howlingday]

Bunny!Faunus Facts EGG DAY SPECIAL!

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Coco: We're back! Did we miss-

Velvet: (Tackles Coco) NEVER AGAIN!

Coco: AUGH!

Yatsuhashi: Oh, Velv-

Velvet: (Tackles him) YOU'RE BACK!

Yatsuhashi: AGH! (Slammed into the wall)

Fox: Guys? What's-

Coco: FOX! RUN!

1 - Rabbits are naturally social animals. If left alone, they can easily become depressed and extremely sad.

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Nora: (Sneaking up on Jaune) Heeheehee...

Jaune: Nora, don't pour that syrup on me.

Nora: Aw... How could you hear me? Your ears are plugged!

Jaune: (Takes earbuds out, Turns around) Sorry, what did you say?

Nora: Huh? But how did you-

2 - Rabbits have radar like ears that can turn 180°, and can pinpoint exact locations of sound. They also have near 360° vision.

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Yatsuhashi: Great work, Velvet! (Reaches out)

Velvet: (Bites hand)

Yatsuhashi: OW!

3 - Rabbits are naturally prey animals, so they don't like being picked up, touched, or held. When threatened, they will run away, hide, or bite to protect themselves.

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Nora: (Petting) Aw, aren't you a cute bunny?

Jaune: (Beaming)

Velvet: (Walks over) Um, Jaune? Can I get your opinion on something over here?

Jaune: Uh, sure. (Walks away with Velvet) So-

Velvet: You're safe. (Looks him over) You're not hurt, are you?

Jaune: ...No. No, I'm fine. But thank you for noticing.

Velvet: Anytime, Jaune.

Coco: ...They have been staring at each other for, like, two minutes and haven't said a single word.

Blake: ...Romance?

4- Rabbits communicate through very subtle facial expressions and body positions. Almost like a secret code.

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Ruby: Jaune, why do you fly if you get air sick all the time?

Jaune: It's the only way I can get anywhere. That, or by car. Or train.

Yang: What about by boat?

Jaune: I'm, uh, not allowed on boats.

Weiss: Why?

Jaune: Lifetime ban on rabbit faunus.

5 - Rabbits are prohibited from traveling on ferries after a legend of a rabbit chewing through the hull of a ship in the 17th century.

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Velvet: And I... I got so scared!

Jaune: Shshshsh... It's okay, Velvet. You're okay.

Velvet: But what did I do, Jaune?! Did anybody-?!

Jaune: No, no, everybody was away from you and Yatsuhashi came and got me.

Velvet: (Sobbing, Cuddles him) I was so scared!

Jaune: Ssh... There, there, it's okay. You're okay. You're safe now. (Glares at Coco)

Coco: Uh, y-yeah. My bad...

6 - Rabbits can be hypnotized, but they find it very traumatizing. Known as trancing, the rabbit is placed on their back and their hind legs are stroked. This state is known as "tonic immobility" and is a survival mechanic to simulate being dead. It used to be a popular pet bonding exercise until it was determined the action was actually mentally harmful.

[howlingday]

Velvet: Huh? OOOOOH!

Velvet: I don't know what I'm gonna do, but it better be good!

Velvet: (Sprints into the butcher shop)

Old Man Shopkeep: (Mumbles greeting)

Velvet: (Runs out with salami)

Old Man Shopkeep: (Mumbles angrily)

Velvet: (Stops in front of Neopolitan) Okay, fox! Where's Jaune?!

Neo: (Shrugs)

Velvet: (Smashes salami on Neo's foot)

Neo: (Silently screams, Jaune on tongue)

Jaune: (Shivering, Scooped up by Velvet)

Rabbit Jaune: Hey guys, I was thinking that now that we don't have any homework to do, we could have a picnic.

Nora: What?! No, no, no, no, no.

Ren: And no, unless Ruby or Pyrrha, who are busy right now, are there, we're not going to have a picnic.

Jaune: Why not?

Nora: Do you remember the last time we had a picnic without Ruby or Pyrrha?

Flashback

Jaune, Nora and Ren were enjoying a nice afternoon in the park enjoying their picnic.

Jaune: Please pass me the egg salad.

Out of nowhere wild faunus fox Neopolitan appears and takes Jaune away.

Jaune: Aaaaah, someone help me!

While Ren and Nora continue eating quietly.

[brokentrafficknight]

Rwby new years! Who got to kiss Jaune at midnight?

It's a real tossup.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: Hey Ruby? Can I feel your ears?

Faunus!Ruby: N-No? First of all, That's a microaggression. I'm glad you asked before just doing it, but Asking any Faunus if you can tough their part is generally objectifying.

Ruby: Second, Grabbing my ears is a good way to need to see a nurse.

Jaune: okay, Thanks for explaining that first part for me, But why would I need to see a nurse?

Ruby: My ears are highly toxic.

Jaune: How? They're just bunny ears?

Ruby: Sea Bunny.

Jaune: What?

Fun Fact! Sea Bunnies are a species of gastropod, with 'fuzzy' bodies and 'ears.' The Ears act more like Antenna, picking up the chemical of foods nearby, and are also their reproductive organs.

[linkman447]

Married life (eve)

Sitting on his beach chair jaune arc in his swimming suit relaxed in the sun

Jaune: ahhh this is the life nice relaxing island home and a beautiful wife who should be back soon

Bullhead sounds

Jaune: and that’s her now

He gets up to greet his sexy Faunus wife

Eve: jauney~

She rushes out and kisses her husband

Jaune: mmmmm your feisty today

Eve: you bet now why don’t you give this heifer her tender love and care

Jaune: honey won’t our friends be arriving soon

Eve: oh but baby I have news on that

Flashback

Blake: EVE GIVE ME BACK MY BLOND HIMBO

Eve: he was never yours

Pyrrha: YES BECAUSE HE WAS MINE

She was backed up by both Yang and velvet

Eve: wrong again but enough talk

One fight later

Eve: hmm maybe you need to train more

Pyrrha: how

Eve: oh just my wonderful sexy husbands semblance boosts me and good (she hefts her enormous breasts) sexy like.

Blake with a bloody nose: hot

Eve: on what to do with you all

Flashback ends

Eve: their here

She points to 4 girls all dressed in cow print bikinis

Yang posing while pushing her breasts up: moo master

Blake showing off her glorious ass: moo nyaster

Velvet in her bikini with a bunny tail: m-moo m-master

Pyrrha showing off her thicc thighs: moo my handsome master

Jaune blushed hard: Eve what is this

Eve: well baby I thought it was getting rather lonely here so I brought us some pets

All 5 for them gathered around him

Eve: and now it’s time to play

They swarmed him

Jaune: aura don’t fail me

9 months later they ended up building a larger mansion on their island because this Arc did what Arcs do best

BREED

[jboy44]

The Arc Beach.

Weiss and the rest of Team rwby are getting off a bulkhead in bikinis, "Welcome to the must expensive beach resort on Remnant. The area round central beach resort., this place coasts more then a fleet of bulkheads." A voice goes, 'If you where nicer to our son it would be free." They turn A very tall blonde woman of eight foot and tan in pink bikini says , "I am Amala Arc Jaune , he came out of me!" next is a short three foot bunny faunus woman in pink bikini "Amala Arc I am her first wife." next up green Army camo bikini wearing woman with a burned left arm face and stomach. "General Amy arc their wife. So you are the schnee who were rude to our awkward doesn't know how to talk to women boy, and he still made your date not stand you up!!" Weiss backs up, ".....point...wait....three moms...explains sister's count. Ruby "...Geee I wonder what else we don't know about him....Oh HI JAUNE!!" jaune walks up in speedo showing off lots of muscles and scars, and something else. Yang covers ruby's eyes while blushing. Ruby free's her eyes, "You want to put that in Weiss, it's bigger then her." Weiss is staring wide eyed jaw dropped. Blake , "Meow!! " Jaune smirks , "yeah wait." Sees adrian in trunks and floaty vest with arm rings crawling up. baby goes, "Dada" hugging Jaune's leg. Jaune picks up his son and walks away. Team rwby trying to process Jaune is a buff scared up stallion of a dilf who's rich as shit owning an island beach resort, and the island on it. Nora pops up in a pink one piece with skirt , "Short answers his lesbian sister asked Jaune to study for her and her bisexual wife. Said sister in law baby mama told us about the five hours of her and foot long leader's pantsless work. the product is Adrian. Now I am off to review pyrrha. bye bye."

[arc-misadventures]

A funny little idea that popped into my head with the bunny knight posts.

Rabbit faunus Jaune introducing his 'daughter' Juniper(small faunus version of the jackalope) to Velvet and her family

Little BunBun

Jaune was in the midst of a mission in a small village that had recently been attacked by, Grimm. Jaune, and his team had managed to defeat the, Grimm with minimal damage to the town. But, they were combing through the town checking the destroyed, buildings for any survivors, or if there may still be some, Grimm lurking about.

Jaune: Guys? How’s everything going; Any survivors?

Ren: None so far.

Nora: Found one! Pyrrha, give me a hand!

Pyrrha: On it!

Jaune: Need help?

Pyrrha: Don’t worry, I got him!

Jaune: Okay.

Jaune continued to walk through the town when he stopped abruptly, he heard some rustling in nearby bush. He raised his shield, and pointed his sword towards the sound. He slowly creeped forward, hearing the bush rustling more until it stopped when he came close. He bent down to look at the underbrush. And, saw something he didn’t expect.

Jaune: Oh… Well, hello there.

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Jaune: So, yeah. That’s how all of this happened.

Velvet: Oh, that so sad…

Lulu: I can’t believe this could possibly even happen.

Ilaria: It’s more common than you may think… The same thing happened to me when we were younger.

Rumi: I have the scars to prove it.

Silk: And, it happened to this innocent child as well?

Lily: So… W-What’s her name?

Jaune: Oh yes, say hello to my adopted daughter, Juniper Arc. Say ‘hi,’ Juniper.

A small faunas girl slowly peaked out from behind, Jaune’s leg, before darting back behind his leg.

Jaune: It’s okay, Juni, they’re alright. Just like gramma, grampa, and all your crazy aunts.

The girl slowly appeared from behind, Jaune’s leg, and nervously waved at the, Scarlatina family.

Juniper: H-Hi…

Ilaria: Well, hello there sweetie, my name is, Iliara, it’s nice to meet you~!

Juniper: Hi…

Lulu: She’s so cute~!

Lily: Oh~! I want one~!

Silk: She’s already got eight aunts… What’s wrong with one more…?

Velvet: How about another sibling instead~?

Rumi: This is… giving me ideas…

Iliara: You look hungry, do you want something to eat dear?

Juniper looked at them before darting back behind her adopted fathers leg. Jaune could feel her shaking nervously against him.

Jaune: Sorry, she’s scared around other people because of… Because of stuff.

Silk: What stuff?

Jaune: Stuff.

Lily: Best leave it at that.

Jaune: Give her some time, and some space, and she’ll warm up to you all eventually. So long as you don’t do what my mother did…

Velvet: What happened?

Jaune: Well…

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Juniper: SHE’S. SO. PRECIOUS!!!

Juniper, Jaune’s mother squealed in delight as she hugged her first grandchild. She didn’t care if she was adopted, all that she cared was that she finally had her first grandchild, and that she was absolutely adorable.

Everyone was adoring watching, Juniper embrace her new grandchild, except for two people; Jaune who knew, Juniper, his daughter, had anxiety issues when it came to other people, and Juniper, the child, who was in the midst of said anxiety issues as she frantically tried to get out of her overbearing grip on her.

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Jaune: Yeah, she started to hide behind something whenever mom got too close for comfort.

Ilaria: Oh my.

Jaune: So yeah, please give her some space, and time.

Lulu: Can do!

Rumi: I’ll make sure the others give her some space.

Silk: I gotta take a photo of this!

Lily: Awwww~! The way she clings on to him is so precious!

Velvet: She’s just a scared little bunny rabbit.

Ilaria: She reminds me of you girls when you were her age. A whole litter of scared little bunnies. Ahh, you were so adorable.

Jaune: Yeah, she is a… Hmm? What is it, Juni?

Jaune bent down to look into the eyes of his daughter after she pulled at his pants leggings. Looking into her beautiful golden eyes as she cutely stared at her adopted father.

Juniper: Dad, i’m hungry.

Jaune: Alright, lets get something to eat dear.

Jaune picked up his daughter, and held her in his arms, and turned to address the, Scarlatina family.

Jaune: Sorry, ladies. The little lady is hungry. We’re going to grab something to eat. We’ll catch you all later. Say, ‘goodbye,’ Juni.

Juniper: Bye.

IRVLLS: Awww~!

They waved back at the little girl as they watched the father, and daughter duo leave.

Velvet: That is the most beautiful sight I’ve ever seen.

Silk: I always had a feeling, Jaune would be a great father. And, he took to it like an eagle flying in the sky.

Lulu: Hey… Uhh…? D-Did any of you feel a sort of… throbbing feeling in your gut?

Lily: Now that you mention it, I kinda did.

Rumi: So did I.

Silk: Are we sick?

Velvet: I knew there was something off with that casserole we had yesterday!

Ilaria: Oh don’t worry, I know what this feeling is, I’ve had it before myself.

Silk: You have?

Ilaria: Oh yes, numerous times in fact.

Velvet: Then what is it?

Ilaria: A desire to do some baby making~!

Lily: WHAT?!

Lulu: That was my womb throbbing then?

Velvet: Did seeing, Jaune with, Juniper really do that to us?

Rumi: Dips.

Silk: Di…?! Fuck!

Lulu: Wait, are yoy two going to… with the aim of having his kids?!

Silk: I want to be a mom, and, Jaune has already proven he will be one hell of a daddy~! So why not?

Rumi: I’m at that age where I want to settle down, and have a family. Who better to do that with than, Jaune?

Ilaria: Care to make that a threesome sister? Maybe we can give our hips a break of we tag team him.

Rumi: Ha! That’s not gonna happen…

Ilaria: I know…

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What do you think of the art? I couldn’t find any good art of a jackalope anime girl. So I found a cute bunny girl, and tweaked it so she looked like a faunas version of, Juniper.

Which was a nightmare to do that on my phone. Couldn’t get anything looking right…

Art isn’t mine.

[theredheadedace]

Rwby at Jusenkyo part 3

Part 2

Blake: So you now turn into a female bunny faunus when you get splashed?

Jaune: (now a short female with rabbit ears) Yeah, it’s genetics. My mom being a faunus so I guess if I was a girl I would have been a faunus.

Blake: Hey it’s not all bad is it? I mean, you haven’t gotten use to it just yet.

Jaune: well I don’t hate the ears, I just hate being short and cute.

Blake: Ahh, don’t worry that’s not a bad thing. Need some help brushing your hair

Jaune: That sound nice

Blake and Jaune internally: (I’m the top one in this relationship.)

Fun Fact: Cats will groom to show dominance, Rabbits will be groomed to show dominance. They both think they’re in charge.

[notmaplemable]

Egg Hunt

Ruby: Nora, where did our eggs go?

Nora: Oh, I painted them.

Jaune: That's... weird, but fine.

Nora: And hid them around the yard for you to find.

Ruby: ...

Jaune: ...

JR: YOU HID OUR BABIES!!!???

[superiorsturgeon]

Faunus x Faunus AU:

Bunny!Faunus Jaune: *carefully looks around grassy field for danger*

Bunny!Faunus Jaune: *checks behind tree*

Bunny!Faunus Jaune: *sighs and lies down on his side in warm grass under tree*

Squirrel!Faunus Pyrrha: *drops from tree and slams to ground*

Squirrel!Faunus Pyrrha: Hello again! 😁

Bunny!Faunus Jaune: 😱 AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!*already halfway to across the field at a dead sprint*

Squirrel!Faunus Pyrrha: Shoot! I scared him off! 😭

[howlingday]

Rabbits use their ears to show fear. Can Velvet or bunny Jaune do that?

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Velvet: (Ears twitch, Giggling) That's funny.

Jaune: (Ears lean back, Scowls) It is not! I do not sound like that!

Velvet: Oh? (Leans forward with ears) And what if I lift up armor here?

Jaune: (Ears fall flat) D-Do whatever...

Fun Fact! Rabbits will use their ears to display their emotions. A rabbit will shake their ears if they are itchy, happy, or want someone or something to go away.

[notmaplemable]

Summer: Remember Ruby, whenever you want to catch a prey faunus you must act swiftly. And remember that the hunt is all part of the process.

Ruby: But I don't want to eat other faunus.

Summer: No ruby, we don't catch them to eat, but to love them! That's how I got your father after all.

Ruby: But how will I know if I found the right faunus?

Summer: Trust me Ruby, you'll know.

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Ruby: *Sees bunny faunus Jaune is the distance, her heart starts beating faster* He's the one.

Rabbit Papa Arc: And remember my dear son, predators faunus especially wolves are some of the most dangerous faunus that exist for us, stay away from them for your own good.

Bunny Jaune: Understood, dear father. I will have careful.

Years later in Beacon.

Jaune (Seeing Faunus Wolf Ruby in the distance): How can she be a danger to us?! Have I been living a lie all this time?!

[brokentrafficknight]

What’s your Faunus Jaune? Bunny or golden retriever? And which one is cuter and deserves head rubs more?

Golden retriever Jaune, for me. Matches with Wolf!Ruby.

...And German Shepherd Jess

...And Fox Pyrrha

...And so on.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Reese as a Sea Bunny faunus?

~At a Certain Kind of Establishment

Reese: *Sees jaune* Oh, you're-

Velvet: Hello Sir! Are you having a good time?

Jaune: Uh, Pardon? Well .. Yeah!

Reese: Heh ...

Reese: *Walking over to Jaune and Velvet* Leave this to me! you can help someone else!

Velvet: Huh? But ...

Reese: It's alright!

Velvet: Oh- okay ... alright then ...

*Velvet leaves*

Reese: *Turns to Jaune* Are you having a good time

Reese: With another "Bunny" Girl?

Jaune: *Thoroughly intimidated* No! I mean- I- I'm sorry?

Fun Fact! Zelda Wynn Valdes and Latvian émigrée designed/tailored the bunny suit to help enhance and show off the figure for the playboy bunny waitresses in the penthouse! However, they didn't take into account that the guest would be in leather armchairs which is lower than a a regular chair that sit at tables which lead to spillage (and not from the drinks) so the bunny dip was a technique to help by leaning back a little slightly bending the knees and serving drinks and/or food behind them.

~Later~

Jaune: I don't understand how people can have preferences between Humans and Faunus ... We're all pretty much the same.

Neptune: ha! you say things like that, people are gonna think you're picking a fight!

Reese: *Going to serve another customer* Oh hey!

Jaune: *Blushing*

Reese: You're back again! Good to see you! Have fun!

Jaune: Y-Yeah! haha ...

Jaune: *Ahem* L-like I was saying I don't understand why people have preferences ...

Neptune: ... Face the facts man.

Sea Bunnies, or Jorunna Parva, have a set of organs resembling Lagomorphic ears near their 'face.' However, they are not hearing organs, but more akin to Scent organs. Their "tails" are external gills.

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Jaune: Hey! Excuse me, are you Miss bunnygirl?

Reese: *beginning to run away* Sorry! You've mistaken me for someone else!

Jaune: Wait! !ou might fall if you suddenly-

Reese: *thud* Ouch!

Jaune: ... Run.

Jaune: *Helping her up* Hey, are you alright? Why did you start running?

Reese: Well, i'm ... not used to getting recognized in casual clothes ...

Jaune: ...? But I usually see you in a bunny suit though?

Reese: There's a separation between work and normal life.

Jaune: ... I'm Jaune by the way. It's nice to officially meet you.

Reese: ... you can call me Reese.

Sea Bunnies come in many colors, but all of them are covered in dark-tipped papillae.

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Reese: Hey, how about a game? Whoever loses has to grant the other persona wish!

Jaune: Uh, Okay!

Reese: Rock! Paper! Scissors! Shoot!

Jaune: *Throws paper* ...

Jaune: Reese? Why didn't you extend your hand?

Reese: *Slowly raises her fist* Oh No~ I lost. It seems I'll have to grant you a wish~

Jaune: ... Did you lose on pur-

Reese: NO! Of course not!

Sea bunnies prey on Toxic Sponges. Some of these Toxins are used in Cancer Treatments.

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Jaune: *carrying groceries for Reese* You're cute when you're not working Reese!

Reese: Ah ... Really?

~At her apartment~

Jaune: So do I just set these here, or- WHEN DID YOU CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES?

Reese: *in her bunny suit* You said I was cute? *Slams apartment door shut* Right?

Reese: As of right now, I will be working~

Jaune: W-WaiT!

Sea Bunnies are hermaphrodites. when mating, the pair will interlock their genitalia and exchange sperm.

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Reese: *Serving Jaune a Drink*

*CLICK*

Reese: Huh?

Jaune: Ah! Aw, the power went out! Hang on, Ill get the

Announcement: Attention dear Customers, there seems to be an issue with the electricity. Please be patient while we fix it.

Jaune: ... I'll ... Turn the flashlight on on my phone- I left it on the table somewhere ...

Reese: Here, let me help look for it to-

*Gentle Squish*

Reese: Uwah!

Jaune: Ah! What happened?

*CLICK*

Jaune: Oh! The lights are back!

Reese: *Holding her hands to her chest*

Jaune: Huh? What's wrong?

Reese: *Blushing against her anger* Patrons Are not allowed to touch the girls at the bar!

Jaune: What Happened?!?