#bullet dodged right there

[echoesofdusk]

im so glad I didn't buy shin megami tensei v

[thatlittlefangirl]

Crazy headcanon I remember coming across

During my first contact with HP fandom, I remember somehow coming across a headcanon that I thought canon at the time since I was ignorant at the time and that now I think is very stupid: "The reason the Marauders started bullying Snape is because Remus is dyslexic (or another thing about reading, I forgot) and Snape mocked him everytime he got called to read in class" First of all, What the fuck???? Secong of all, I ALMOST believed it but as I said, I loved Snape from the beginning so I refused to believe it and THANK MERLIN I DID. Marauders fans will go through everything to make Snape look like the bad guy istg. Edit: It apparently comes from ATYD... Why am I not surprised?

[the-inheritance-games]

Y'all I just realized Jamesons name could have also been Johnstone 😭💀

[milfcamilanoceda]

"Haha if toh had been a lesser show written by worse writers it would be Lumity being ambigious and Huntlow being front and centre" You fools!! You are all thinking too kind, if toh had been a lesser show with way worse writers Eda would have ended up as a law abidding COP!!!

[y-so-hungry]

Bit of a hot take but I was talking to my therapist this morning about a guy I went on a date with who rejected a second date because I didn't have a dick like he thought I did. And I was saying "Yeah genital preference is valid" and she was like "eh, I feel like they're just not creative enough".

And I was like damn that's. Not a bad take lol. Like yeah, if you have a genital preference, you do you, but also like. Think about that a bit, see if you're just not being creative enough or if you really have a preference. In the case of trauma obviously that's different but like. I don't wanna go on a second date with that guy but if he wanted me to fuck him with a strap on dw buddy that was already the plan, YOU'RE the one that got weird about whether or not said dick was physically attached to me

[the-way-astray]

does shannon know how schools or teenage girls work

[adelle-ein]

this obsessive compulsive disorder thing. not a fan

[akuma-tenshi]

i'm still baffled about sterling's trailer. was it impossible for them to be like. slightly more clear about his intentions?? about his story?? you guys released a video that makes it seem like this guy is so obsessed with his sister he pushed her down the stairs, don't be surprised when people think you're doing some fuckshit with him!!!!

[calamitaswrath]

I keep thinking about how this one big name let's player and Xenoblade fan (who I will not name because of what came to light about him back in January, should be obvious who it is though) teased that he'd do a playthrough of X, only to shelf that and play 2 instead. Reason he gave was X already having lost Miiverse functionality, and being concerned that a Switch port'd be announced and make his work obsolete, which

Yeah, that sure happened. Servers will shut down in a few days, he did his playthrough of 2 starting in 2020. He would've had more than enough time, and people have in the past already said that he got them into the series. It could've meant that X got some more attention for once, but of course that didn't happen.

[maximusboltaqon]

honestly its kind of a good thing maximus is always a little bit evil. can you imagine how annoying he would be if he actually fully cared about his family and friends' well-being?? he is an annoyingly stubborn and impulsive telepath he would be the WORST if he was geniunely interested in everyone's mental health

[ftxfagula]

fuck these mfa programs that don’t have the decency to reject me with my actual name.

I keep getting ducking deadnamed even though I listed my actual fucking preferred name in the application several times. It feels a little like they didn’t even read my application materials. They don’t have the decency to fucking CHECK that they’re using the right name when rejecting someone. I know they’re probably combing through thousands of applications and sending rejections to nearly all of them but I paid to send my application, I worked hard on my essays, agonized over my writing sample, lost sleep and time over this application, and your admissions person doesn’t have the time to double check the names on the rejection emails?? What the fuck do you do when someone gets accepted?? Do you ruin their joy with your same laziness?? Do you overlook their identity to save a few seconds? Is decency the price of convenience? I’m already bummed out enough, why add salt to the wound? Why rub it in? Why remind me that I am just another statistic, meaningless?

[bcolfanfic]

if i make young vets au croz a little morally grey are you all going to beat me to death or can i sit inside his head in a way that’s nuanced and creates interesting group dynamics (:

[talkedy]

This game is stupid and it's a dumb idea that I'm probably not going to even be able to do anything with because it's undoubtedly a copyright infringement BUT 🤷‍♀️ I've been working on it since 8 in the morning and I've come to the realization that I'm in too deep. I've already constructed an entire battle system using events instead of just doing it with the default RPG maker battle system. Half of my music portfolio is going to be this thing. "It's for the music portfolio" is what I keep telling myself.

[alongtidesoflight]

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[excelsior9173]

so. i knew it would be a ✨thing✨ growing up in the most rural province that my being asexual would be novel

i did not anticipate every prospective romantic match to ask about it?

and i am realizing that i have a very hard time explaining it. because my brain is just. hardwired in a completely different way. idk how to explain that like, i do not feel sexual attraction. at all! i have confirmed that about myself. doesn’t mean i won’t have sex, but it does mean that it is very low priority and probably not going to be easy to convince my brain to take part in

but idk. because society puts sex on such a weird pedestal i feel like it drives people away to say “i have no interest in sex”

ugh. i wish this was easier because i feel stupid when i can’t even explain the terms i use to describe myself! i know they’re the right terms, but beyond like gut feeling i don’t have much for an explanation

[phoenixiancrystallist]

Month 11, day 21

What do you do when some mean Mother Hubbard wants to tear you a structurally superfluous new behind?

Use a gun :3

Yes I slightly changed up the format specifically to make this joke, no I am not sorry, yes it will likely happen again.