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Silly Snape whispers

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Here is a list of things that Snape canonly, definitely, absolutely, no-need-to-look-for-proof did (I saw it on tumblr so it must be true)

- Stalked Lily. He had a pair of binoculars in his office, and also a newspaper with two eye hole cut into it. Snape used to sit in the tree outside Lily’s bedroom window, or the bench in her favourite park, and hiss menacingly at children and the elderly as they walked by

- Couldn’t take no for an answer. When Lily told him to fuck off, Snape immediately summoned his fedora and a guitar, and sang a sad song called nice guys finish last. He followed Lily round like a puppy, crawling and begging, until she finally kicked him which prompted Snape to kick any puppies he saw for the rest of his life

- Terrified children. Snape used to hide round corners dressed in a variety of costumes, such as killer clowns, vampires, monsters, and the taxman. He would jump out at children, shout ooga booga! and hiss menacingly (which also came in handy during the stalking)

- Stole from James. As most people do with their favourite bully, Snape idolised James and thought he was wonderful. Thus Snape would eavesdrop during class to find out what tips James had so he could write them down. Pride? What pride? Nobody needs pride when James Potter is around, that swell dude, so awesome, so rad. Even his bullying victims love him. Snape even stole James’s so he could run his fingers lovingly across the pages

- Made Sirius go to prison. Just like with James, Snape adored his other bully to Sirius to such a degree that he strived to know everything about him, including whether he was a Death Eater or not (Snape and Voldie are BFFs and Voldie tells Snape everything). When Sirius was arrested, Snape could have told the truth that he definitely knew every single Death Eater in the world and that Sirius wasn’t one of them, but some children were looking so he had to be scary instead by not telling the truth that he was 100% definitely absolutely sure of

- Was an adult at the same time he was a child and student. Yes, Snape was neglected and abused, lived in poverty, had one (1) friend, and was severely bullied at school which led to him falling in with a group of young Death Eaters who preyed upon the vulnerable but– BUT—Snape also abused his students as a teacher, which means that all that other stuff is okay because teenage Snape should have thought twice before adult Snape was mean to kids. I mean, James and Sirius absolutely knew that Snape was a dick teacher so their bullying towards him was a-ok. God Snape, why weren’t you more aware of your future self like your bullies were?

- Never did anything good. Ever. Spying on the Dark Lord to the Dark Lord’s face? Using Occlumency against the greatest Legilimens in the world? Saving the life (multiple times) of the kid of the one woman you ever loved and the man who bullied you for years? Giving your life to save said kid and the wizarding world? Nah man, none of that matters if you were a mean teacher too. Don’t you know that being mean cancels out everything good you’ve ever done and makes it void? God, Snape, why didn’t you know that?

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What always perplexes me is the fact that people relate Snape's bullying towards Harry to Lily instead of James? Like didn't he repeat a million times that he was just like his father? Like wasn't he the person who always compared him to James and literally never Lily?

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REBLOG IF ITS OKAY IF I PUT SOMETHING FUCKING WEIRD AS FUCK IN YOUR INBOX

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Ur such a Lil silly Billy

I don't know who you are, anon, but I love you

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Have you ever thought about how the people that assumes severus was unhygenic for having greasy hair sounds exactly like the people that says women with bodyhair are unhygenic? Cause they do to me.

Omg EXACTLY. Both things are normal that can be passed through genetics (being naturally very hairy can be genetics, I think) and could out of your control to change because of your financial situation (like when you're too poor to buy wax or shampoo!)

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I love how the Marauders fandom is like everybody is perfect the way they are, they can be black, brown, white, fat, skinny, tall, short, everyone is pretty. Except Snape, no no no, he cannot be pretty, he has greasy hair, you cannot be pretty with greasy hair

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This ask gave me life

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green aura w/ flies

Sending hate anons ain't gonna get you friends 💀

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Pro Snape whispers pt. 4

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✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: I'll make her my wife :･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧

➤ Warnings: Fluff

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Lucius peeked his head downstairs, his father had told him to stay in his bedroom while he and mother were taking care of guests but he was getting bored so he wanted to see who the guests were. As soon as he got to see a glimpse of the living room, his father spotted him.

“Speaking of the devil. Lucius, come, come meet the guests”, Abraxas said, gesturing him over.

Lucius walked down the stairs, he finally saw who the guests were; a very skinny woman with a long hooked nose, black hair that stopped at the top of her back and dark eyes contrasting with her pale skin, beside her was a little kid, who he assumed was her daughter, looking the exact same — although with shorter hair long enough to only graze her shoulders.

“Lucius, this is Eileen, an old friend of mine”, Helena introduced the shabby-looking woman, “This is Severus, her kid and your new friend. Now, could you both go play in your room while your father and I talk with Eileen?”

Lucius nodded and looked at Severus who looked back at him but didn’t move from her mom, Eileen had to nudge her to move forward, Lucius took her hand and walked to his bedroom; when she entered the room, she looked fascinated by how big the room was, it made him smile.

“So, how old are you, Severus?” He asked, trying to start a conversation with the little kid.

She looked at him and stayed silent for some time before opening her mouth and saying in the smallest shyest voice, “Four”

He almost aw’ed, she was so very cute and obviously had problems communicating, “We’re six years apart then, I’m ten”

She didn’t answer, she went back to looking around the room, Lucius knew striking a conversation wouldn’t work with her so he decided to try another approach, he went to his small bookshelf and took a book he used to read at her age; ‘Introduction to the Wizarding World for Muggles and Young Wixen’.

“Do you know how to read?” He asked, she shook her head, he smiled again, “Do you want me to read for you?” She looked at him in surprise for a second before nodding almost shyly.

He sat on his bed and patted the spot next to his, she walked over and carefully climbed on the bed, sitting at a reasonable distance where she could still see the book without getting into his personal space. He opened the book and started reading, it was a thick-ish book, with about two hundred pages of words and illustrations; he read it out loud, showed and explained what the moving drawings on pages were, he looked as her eyes lit up with every new page of information.

Then, slowly, she started coming out of her shell, asking more questions, even moving a bit closer to see better, no longer scared of being too close for his liking as he seemed to not mind. They read for hours, laughed at some puns the author gave and, soon, the sun set and the two fell asleep sitting against each other.

Eileen and Helena opened the door and saw the pair, they aw’ed at the sight of the sleeping children. Eileen picked Severus up gently, the two kids woke up from the movement.

“Bye bye, Lucius”, Severus said sleepily, waving over her mom’s shoulder as she was carried away.

“Goodbye, Severus”, Lucius answered, his mom started tucking him to bed, ��Mom?”

“Yes, darling?”

“What’s the most unbreakable bond?” He asked sleepily, rubbing his eye.

“Mmh, I guess marriage, why?” Helena answered, stroking his long-ish blonde hair.

“I think I’ll marry Severus then. When I get older, I’ll make her my wife”, he said confidently.

“Oh”, she answered then gave him an apologetic smile, “You can’t make Severus your wife, darling, he’s not a girl”

His eyebrows raised at the announcement of misgendering the little kid, “I’ll make him my husband then”, he said, his eyebrows furrowing in determination.

Helena’s smile became more gentle at his childish innocence, she was just happy they were getting along, “Of course you will, my darling”, she gave him a goodnight kiss on his forehead before leaving him to sleep.

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I would feel 100% safe with Snape because bro's worst crime was to be mean with students so he would just curse meanwhile Sirius got attempted murder on his ass and James got waterboarding and SA (pantsing aka unconsented exposure of someone's underwear). Like Severus is the safest choice especially young Severus who will be non-verbal at best

i knew it was time to get off tiktok for the night when i saw a post where someone said they would feel 100% safe in a room alone with snape and 100% unsafe in a room with james or sirius....😐

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Just got my first threat

So I was out there making silly whispers so I made that:

And some time after, I got this comment

(Don't mind my answer)

I am lowkey highkey confused because huh??? "deepthroat me with a cactus"???? What the hell???

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As I just said, I do not mean to come off as mean, I am just trying to explain to you how your words are a dangerous mindset. I am sorry that I'm being mean, I'm quite passionate about Snape and sometimes can be quite agressive somehow. You have my deepest apology

people are so fucking weird. what james & sirius did to snape is NOT s/a. it is something most of the school was doing to each other, using a spell literally invented BY snape. plus pantsing was, and still is (at least when I was in school), a fairly popular thing to do?? like as a prank between lads??

THANK YOU oh my GOD . bullying ≠ sexual assault will now get you flamed ??? the amount of random ass shit people are saying is crazy too omg "you’re coming to me and saying that if a victim was in their abuser’s house and was naked, then you wouldn’t interpret it as sexual abuse" HOW did we get here. also omg the fact that SNAPE INVENTED THE SPELL . like that's such a major detail but snape dickriders are never gonna bring it up

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Lilith, it's useless, they started going to insults and being just overall immature. You're wasting your time with people like that

people are so fucking weird. what james & sirius did to snape is NOT s/a. it is something most of the school was doing to each other, using a spell literally invented BY snape. plus pantsing was, and still is (at least when I was in school), a fairly popular thing to do?? like as a prank between lads??

THANK YOU oh my GOD . bullying ≠ sexual assault will now get you flamed ??? the amount of random ass shit people are saying is crazy too omg "you’re coming to me and saying that if a victim was in their abuser’s house and was naked, then you wouldn’t interpret it as sexual abuse" HOW did we get here. also omg the fact that SNAPE INVENTED THE SPELL . like that's such a major detail but snape dickriders are never gonna bring it up

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I think people don't take pantsing as SA because it's not described the right way. It should be put them into other words that people would take more seriously like "unconsented exposure of undergarments" or something like that

guys why is swm about s/a ?? why do people say snape was s/aed?? i mean ok i know why but like .............. pantsing isnt ? sexual ? it doesnt have those intentions / undertones ? in the scene , too , theres nothing like that going on ? it was shitty and horrible and humiliating and probably made snape feel like shit which i will not now or never defend the mauraders for but ......... it's not s/a .............

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Well, the "nice guys" is guys who are horrible but think they're nice actually, which fits people like James and Remus more than Snape who hated himself for not being nice enough to keep his friendship with Lily alive or not joining the DEs

Just realized Severus Snape is for the “nice guys”