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Snape core

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"I love you"

Well, that aged like fine wine.

Lucius, on his knee with a grandesque bouquet of flowers, wearing his best suit, his cheeks sprayed with a delicate pink colour, confessing his love to the younger man.

How the tables have turned.

"What?" Severus stuttered out, his eyes wide and cheeks crimson, some things just never change.

Lucius had invited him over for a drink, how could Severus guess it was a date?? How could he have ever thought that he would see his old school crush there, on his knee, confessing attraction?

"Do you still love me?", the blonde man asked with what Severus understood was embarassment and anxiety in his voice.

The answer was yes of course, how could he stop loving him? He was just perfect. Now all he needed to do was getting his jaw off the floor and get himself to say something.

But he couldn't. His mind was blank, empty, he didn't know what to say, what to do.

"If you don't-", Lucius started, his tone heavy with disappointment and shame, but was cut off by a kiss.

"Of course I do! You're a fucking idiot, Malfoy", Severus managed to say before going back to kissing the man, who finally got up on his feet to return the kiss.

There they were, two men in love with nothing to worry except sharing their love for each other through a gentle kiss under the moonlight.

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They clearly stated "and Marauders smell like", they're obviously not talking about their fans. Also I would like to correct you on some things

1- James is not a sexual harasser, he's a sexual assaulter and it's not about Lily, it's about Severus. Pantsing is a sexual assault, just google it and read articles about it, exposing people's underwear is a form of sexual assault. Since it happened to you, you're a SA victim on that case.

2- Snape is a half-blood and "mudblood" means "of filthy/dirty blood" which is talking about muggle blood, which makes Snape a mudblood too (It is not a racial slur, it's fiction, as a black person, I hate that comparison) (please also note that I am not defending him on it, it was an awful thing to say). He did take back what he said, he was about to wait the whole night outside of the Gryffindor common room begging to be forgiven, please read the books more carefully.

3- It's a normal thing to ask for people to block you but you should've asked more nicely, I understand that you're 14 and when you're in your teenage years you're more prone on having temper tantrums but it's important to keep things civil.

Next time, don't be mean, it's not nice :)

i just KNOW snape smells like wet cheese

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I’m a perfectionist but also a lazy bitch

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Even though he was basically the size of a pea he still deserved cruel treatment

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One of the funniest things for me are Snaters saying stuff like, 'Yeah, Snape might have helped to end the war - but he did it for selfish reasons!'

Like... nobody cares? I mean, do you think someone who didn't die because of him would come and say, "*le gasp* You saved me for selfish reasons?! Bro, I'd rather have died!'

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I think I hate Jily because I hate the cliché of "The Popular Girl ends up with The Jock Bully", it's actually so boring

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why does the sneep have such a thin delicate manhandle-able waist huh? for men to grab? to hold like he's a treasure??? slut!

tiny waist TINY SNEEP WAIST waist of the sneep small so grabbable perfect for grabbing (immaculate) sneep waist, it is MADE for grabbing (grabbing it) GRAB sneep waist REAL REAL sneep waist is grabbed we grab the sneep waist MANDATORY it MUST be grabbed (grab it) grab the waist, (CRUCIAL AND NECESSARY) SNEEP HAVER OF WAIST (grabbable) IMPORTANT good for the health grabbing sneep waist REAL sneep WAIST OF THE SNEEP i am the man WHO GRABS (the sneep waist)

I AM BECOME FERAL THE GRABBER OF SNAIST

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There once was a sheep, The sheep was very ugly Every sheep said so.

There once was an ugly sheep who wanted to be pretty, The sheep met a wolf The wolf was very pretty.

There once was a pretty wolf, The wolf was very hungry The wolf met an ugly sheep who wanted to be pretty.

There once was an ugly sheep who met a pretty wolf. "How can I be pretty like you?", asked the sheep. "Simple, be a wolf", lied the wolf.

There once was a sheep disguised as a wolf, The ugly sheep joined a pack of wolves, The wolves were very hungry.

There once was a wolf who was actually a sheep, A sheep who all along was actually very pretty A sheep who was naive and got eaten.

There once was a sheep named Severus Snape.

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Why is Snape called an incel?

I just realized why he's called an incel, it's because he (a man) insulted Lily (a woman) which is incel behaviour!

Because of course, only incels insult women, no one else can insult women except incels. Not even during an extremely stressful moment.

No one would dare insult a woman, only incels do!

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I meant more "silly" kind of mischievous 😭

Extracting confessions out of you pt1:

What was the most mischievous thing you did when you were younger?

I learned some of the dark arts and improved potions. Does that count?

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Imagine serving, slaying, man-whoring, male-wifing yet still being called a villain???

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I said what I said

The Potters are all white. Not brown. Hermione is also white. Not black, we saw her blushing on multiple occasions, which would be impossible with the skin tone most of y'all give her. But does it even matter? No. Because it's just a little silly fandom thing. Hermione may not be black but it doesn't hurt to make her black. Harry may not be brown but it doesn't hurt to make him brown. Just remember that they actually aren't in canon so if you see both of them being white, it's fine, because they canonly are white

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every eli moment ever (01/89)

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wait,, i sort of just realized something

snaters like to throw around the word 'friendzoned' when talking about him, but severus and lily weren't even friends in the end? it was never 'i don't like you romantically', it was 'we were friends and now we are not'.

canon snily was never actually romantic in the first place, it was more of a close sibling-like best friends bond (i think). (it was a pretty unhealthy friendship for both of them in their later years, but that's completely unrelated.) where did the friendzone thing even come from? was it just because lily ended up dating james and then people interpreted severus' hate for him being caused by that? because as far as i remember, severus hated james for making his life a living hell during hogwarts.

i don't know, i just feel like a lot of snape hate comes from misconceptions within the fandom