#bs since day one

[thepalerimitation]

Regardless of all the pseudo gay shit going on in House I will always be a House x Cameron arguer because House doesn’t want Morality (Wilson) or Absolution (Cuddy), he wants his pills.

[electricmaimer]

genuinely i do think its good that people will be able to actually enjoy the show and get invested in the story even if they aren't at all familiar with the plot, but watching people babygirl-ify luke in real time already has been giving me psychic damage

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 161

Bruce does not like magic. He doesn’t enjoy it at all. Which might be from the fact that it was due to magic that he was in this situation. It wasn’t like he exactly wanted it known, even if he knows Alfred is laughing at him back home. 

The Cult is just terrified of the fact attempting to summon a representative of the Realms ended up with them summoning fucking Batman. 

[vampireghoul]

Spending money on infinity nikki makes me feel like the hyper feminine version of LOL or fortnite dudes. like holy shit. Momo has so many cloaks. I have disposable income and this game is so fucking fun 😭🤦‍♀️ might have a problem??

[simpingforcys]

Idk if you've heard this suggestive KC fan audio before, but I feel like more people should know about it and I think it's def worth sharing. Again, sorry if you already saw this and I somehow missed the rb because it was posted on Tumblr back in the day

https://m.soundcloud.com/king-candy/kinkycandylines

Ooh, an audio! Lets hear it-!

OK HELLO HI THAT MADE ME STUMBLE BACK

"I wonder if you're cream filled. Would you like to be~?"

"You're just too tasty not to go for secon'ths~"

(INHALE) SIR. Say what you will about about King Candy capable of rizz or not, but you can not tell me that with that much confidence and manipulative tactics hidden so expertly under his sleeve he WOULDN'T have some flirting skills-

I need to draw these with my two girls, good GOD 😳 He whispers the first one inches away from me and I am G O N E.

[starlightshadowsworld]

Atsushi: in the Orphanage getting blamed for something he didn't do... Again Listen, my right hand is on the bible. God can strike me down if I'm lying, THAT MOTHERFUCKERS CHEATING!

[overdevelopedglasses]

Sunday six time yayyyyy! and... I actually have RGG stuff to share??? what is this???? I cooked for a second and I think I *finally* have the missing piece for a fic that's been in my WIP document for so long. Maybe I can edit it soon? Perhaps?

Anyway I got tagged by @four-white-trees @jichanxo and @phantasy14. Tagging the usual @mike----wazowski @passthroughtime @woundedheartwithin @fire-tempers-steel @skysquid22

“There’s this person… I’ve known them for a long time. You see, I’ve only just realized how important they are to me,” he fidgets with a bracelet on his right hand, “I’m not sure if it’s love. Fuck, I’m not sure what it is. But, I know I can’t have a future without them. I have to abandon this way of life for that future to even exist. It’s hard, and I’m risking my life to do so, but I know I can do it, because I know what my purpose is now.”

He looks up at Yagami, and Yagami sees a hidden determination within them.

“All I want to do is protect them.”

Yagami looks over his shoulder, and sees Kaito smile at Shinumi. A warm feeling envelops him as he darts his eyes to the ground.

“I think I understand,” he says in a low voice.

[trenchcoatsbi]

Dw Phil! Hope all the busy stuff gets cleared up soon :] - Voidling Not!Anon / Campfire collective

ah thank you voidling! i'm finally free from finals & my post-finals hibernation. god i love winter break... shout out to nice cold weather and me getting to make cups of hot cocoa to my hearts content.

hope you've been well mate! hope school n stuff hasn't been too rough on you lot!

[sonicenvy]

my mom is the best person ever because she made me homemade chicken noodle soup and her amazing homemade potato rolls. Eating that soup and those fresh hot potato rolls really made me feel so nice. I will absolutely be eating that for the next couple of days!!!

earlier today I had a telehealth appointment with my dr.'s office because I was worried since my covid hasn't really gotten better beyond the end of my fever. The lady from the doctor's office that I talked to suggested that in addition to the water and the watery fruit that I've been eating that I eat something like chicken soup that would have proteins and more liquids in it. I mentioned this to my mom and she was like, "Ok, I can work with that."

[agustdiv1ne]

every day i miss user yeonjuncore more and more

[transkingcobra]

When you realize you’ve never actually looked up a favorite pairing for an old game because you just didn’t get into fandom back then

Only to find out it doesn’t exist at all

Cri

[astrxealis]

btw to filipino moots im gna be an arenean B) or iskolar ng bayan who knows!

[arctic-hands]

Picture it: sophomore American history. The year is two thousand and eight. The teacher is known for passing out jolly ranchers, one per student per day, when a kid does a good job. One day, she wants us to list every state in the country. Kids start listing them off in unison, mostly alphabetically, but falter around the I states (this is in Indiana, mind). Except one triumphant voice lingers as every other voice trails off in doubt and consternation. This voice flawlessly recites every state in these United States* as the class and teacher stare in awe, and at the very end the resounding voice makes mention of Puerto Rico and Guam as territories. The teacher wordlessly hands over two jolly ranchers.

A new day. List the presidents. Nobody knows beyond Washington, Lincoln, FDR, JFK, Clinton, George W. Bush–the incumbent finishing up his final term in a few months. Except. One voice–just as triumphant–recites every president, in order, even making mention of Grover Cleveland's non-consecutive second term. Everyone–teacher and student alike–stares again, this time almost in horror. The voice, embarrassed and blushing at the stares this time, finishes the forty-three chronologically, and this time as the teacher hands over another two jolly ranchers she overcomes her shock to ask "How did you know that??"

At which the body that contains the voice shrugs sheepishly, pops a blue raspberry in their mouth, and makes a vague "I 'unno" sound–unwilling to admit that the Fifty Nifty song they sang with their class in a third grade recital had permanently seared itself into their brain, as did the Nickelodeon presidents song that aired during the Oh Four election between Bush and Kerry

*I realized after while at dinner that evening when I told my parents about it that I had completely skipped Pennsylvania and Rhode Island, but the listing was so smooth and confident that no one noticed. I never made that mistake again regardless

[evansbby]

words cannot describe how much i hate tom sandoval

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Me: *tries to talk about the ways the Shinobi system has changed and bettered*

Some random person: Urge but these things didn’t change and even though we know why they didn’t change (even though the reason’s are 100% bs i agree) it means NOTHING CHANGED EVEN THOUGH WE SEE CHANGES HAVE BEEN MADE WAYS THAT THEY COULD BE DONE WITHOUT CREATING PLOT HOLES AND TAKING AWAY THE NEW GEN STORY FROM KIDS

[pyrriax]

HI TUMBLR late footnote posting before i go to bed (i took a nap today........ ate up most of my time)

not a lot to talk about with footnotes today since i was Busy and my brain wasnt working pfndkmlfd i blame seven hours of modded oneblock