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linvaniin · 1 year ago
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honkai eidolon charms part 1✨
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moo-cowsays-ahhh · 2 months ago
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MCR IS DOING SOMETHING WEEWOO WEEWOOO I REPEAR MCR IS DOING SOMETHING!!!
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aviewtoakillmp3 · 9 months ago
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waiting for courier 6
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arolegos · 3 months ago
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piss on titans
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kor0kke · 1 year ago
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SILLY SPOOKY GF DANCE
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I forgot to post this here uuhgnnshdhdj hi i did the silly with GF cause it was halloween ooOoHHH 👻
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iwouldliketoeatrandy · 15 days ago
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bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
the way i need to see gifs of Heavenly Tyrant to make sane my brain after completing it like i AUGHHHHHHH i need to reimmerse myself in the story to help me cope with its absence I JUST NEED THE NEXT BOOK WHAT THE FUCK
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avesisrealx · 6 months ago
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Hi guys I forgot I can tween ig 😭
Im just gonna leave this here and disappear again leoeiejfb
Credits to the users that made the art: TheNuggetVoid (on Tiktok) and @washingxmachinee and some artist on zero chan or something i forgot their user 💔
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kruxton · 1 year ago
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zoro and sanji fighting the arlong pirates in the anime was so hot actually
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freakinator · 2 months ago
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wait realistically how successful do yall think the sb-derap-pangi plan will work
#lifesteal spoilers#mine.txt#like. i havent really had any opinions on it#mostly cause i think its kinda stupid lol#like theyre trying to both 1. get the mace from clown and 2. not make even a single player realize the mace is gone#like sb and pangi couldnt even commit to destroying all the trial chambers which while tedious is objectively the easiest part of the plan#how the hell are they gonna commit to all the other shit lmao???#like respect to derap for wanting to go all the way#but if the rest of the team couldnt even commit to that how are they gonna commit to the rest of it#you cant execute a plan like this without putting your whole cock and pussy in it bruh 😭#trying to not make the other players realize the mace is gone by crashing the server is particularly ????#like how the hell are they gonna time that#i mean. i Guess they technically dont need to be precise but like they gotta#1. let the server know they have the mace 2. avoid dying before they crash the server and 3. not make anyone realize the mace is gone#although that 3rd point can easily be ruined by someone looking at the crafting recipe#although ig at that point it wouldnt matter assuming derap doesnt give up halfway through destroying the chambers either#wait so whats the point of crashing the server then cant they just throw it in the void??#and if they really dont want ppl to know they can just do it while nobody else is online#like theres a perfectly functional void hole at spawn and the hours theyre on lends itself well to having an empty server#i need to stop thinking about this plan bruh im gonna get a headache
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shadowwmosess · 9 months ago
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Yup
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constantvariations · 3 months ago
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What was the point of giving all faunus darkvision if it's only used like. Twice in the entire series?
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mostlymaudlin · 1 year ago
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prompt: andrew blames neil for his farts
HELL YEAH i am solidly in the "farts are funny" camp !! thank you for the excuse to indulge in this <3
they go to sweetie's, and then to eden's. by the time they get home, andrew is too tired to do anything but pull neil under the covers and glue himself to his back. he's dozing a bit -- the warmth of neil in his arms is enough to keep him from really slipping into sleep, but it's a near thing. just a few more minutes, then he'll roll away and succumb...
the ice cream and the beer have mixed into something mildly unpleasant in andrew's stomach, and in his relaxed state, the chemical reaction takes matters into its own hands.
neil's thumb, which had been rubbing slow circles into the back of andrew's palm, pauses in its movements.
andrew has been around jocks his whole life, and therefore is no stranger to flatulence. the foxes, despite their reputation for being undisciplined, largely defy stereotype in this regard -- they've all had to grow up too fast to indulge in juvenile amusement over bodily functions. andrew is generally a "take care of business in the privacy of the bathroom" kind of guy. he assumed neil must be the same until they started sharing a bed -- that's when he learned that neil's learned stealth makes him "silent but deadly" in more way than one.
whatever. andrew is too tired to care. his stomach twists, and he doesn't try to stop nature. neil huffs a quiet laugh, and a rare hint of amusement flutters in andrew's chest at the sound.
"don't fart on me," andrew mutters.
"me?" neil says. "take responsibility for your own actions."
andrew shakes his head, rubbing his nose against neil's shoulder. the next time it happens, it comes with a sense of relief in his gut -- a storm cleared, at least for now.
when the room goes quiet again, andrew says, "you disgust me." neil shakes in andrew's arms with silent laughter. andrew pinches his side, which makes neil twitch, but is otherwise ineffective.
"do you want me to get you some tums?" neil asks. andrew shakes his head once more, tightening his grip around neil's waist. neil settles, taking andrew's hand again and resuming the tracing of senseless patterns.
just a few more minutes, now that andrew's intestines have calmed. just a few more minutes, and then he'll let go.
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gunsatthaphan · 2 years ago
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Someone fire the Only Friends PR team ASAP dhsjdjdjd 😭😭
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ciderjacks · 3 months ago
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Why the fuck am I so busy i just want to do my silly art stuff but instead I am always so busy
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bunzy · 6 months ago
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I was pressured into this by @expensive-rainbows so enjoy this unfinished fic I wrote forever ago
TW: murder, gore, blood, injury (all pretty graphic), offhand mention of lust, scarian
Chapter 1: Beginning
Grian looked around. He had won, at the cost of his own life, the lives of his “allies” and enemies and friends what friends there were no friends in the game only temporary allies and him and Scar.
Scar, who was lying in the sand, blood dripping down the mountainside, already drying from the heat, birds already circling the sky, flies already buzzing on his serene smile. And wasn’t that a sight– how long had Scar been laying there, nature (although there wasn’t much other than the goddamned cactus in this desert) already trying to claim him? How long had Grian been staring into the burning sun, the sun that brought life and light and death, he was the sun and he was Icarus, he killed the ones that reached to embrace him and he burned up too soon.
He turned to look at Scar, that stupid smile on his face, and he wanted to they were still yellow and green and not yet lost to the bloodlust, and he yearned to reach out and gently kiss him once more, just like he had done just before he had—
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He and Scar were laughing, pained laughs, from the pain in their bones as they punched and clawed, from the pain in their hearts as they reached out and tore at the flesh of each other, at their other half. Grian whimpered as Scar pulled a feather loose from his wing, and Scar let out a desperate “I’m sorry!” while Grian swung at his extended arm, fracturing the bone, and let out his own tearful apology. He laughed and cried, and there were tears mixed with blood and sweat and sand and promises they swore they would never break and traces of their lust from another life and he struck Scar square in his chest, sending the other man stumbling a few paces down the cliff. They were both so close to death, both only a few strikes from losing, but they both so wanted to win, but why should they win if the other wasn’t there to share it? Grian reached out to grab Scar’s face, digging his unkempt nails into the other’s skin. And wasn’t that a sight, both of them breathless and panting and Grian’s hand around Scar’s jaw, pulling him closer. It would have been so lovely in other circumstances. But this wasn’t other circumstances. Scar fought him, desperately clawing at Grian’s hand, his eyes blood red and yearning for violence, yet full of fear at his end which he knew was coming, yet still resigned in a way that suggested he knew what Grian was going to do, and welcomed it, however much he struggled. As Grian pulled Scar close, he reached out with another hand to brush at Scar’s cheek. He leaned his head forward, brushing his lips against the other. Scar leaned his head forward for the smallest moment, the smallest movement yet still enough for the sand and tears and blood and each other to mix together in the sweetest taste, before Grian pulled back and whispered a hushed “I love you,” tightening his grip and jerking his hands to the side, pulling Scar’s head at an angle that it should never have been at. The bone crunched, and blood flew, and Grian was barely aware of the cactus needles and aches all over his body as he watched with morbid fascination as his lover’s head jerked, and the sound it made was delicious, he was a red life after all, this is what he wanted, and Scar was smiling– why was he smiling, he had lost, he had died, torn apart by Grian’s own hands. Grian choked out a sob, his throat sore and dry. Why was it so dry? Was it because of the heat of the desert, or because he had been crying, or because he was still muttering a constant stream of “I’m sorry,” “I love you,” “I wish it didn’t end this way,” “Oh, Scar”?
T.B.C….?
I guess it’s just a one shot technically lol but is gonna be finished eventually (probably not actually)
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fortanuvasyama · 1 year ago
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I was REALLY REALLY curious about some of the logistics of the whole adrenaline-fear-thing Bruce stuck in Jason, so I went down a rabbit hole of googling! From what I was seeing of other people's posts, it seems like general consensus is that there's a chip in Jason's head that's making the
disclaimer: I'm not a medical professional. I googled this and looked at articles and research papers but I definitely could have misunderstood things! talk to a doctor for better info!
As I listed in another post, adrenaline gets triggered in the body for multiple reasons, one of the most obvious being fear. Keep that in mind.
So, first off, when adrenaline hits your system, it does a ton of things: your sensitivity to pain decreases, your pupils get bigger, your vision gets better, your heart starts racing, your blood pressure increases, your hearing improves, your digestion slows down, the air passages in your lungs expand, your blood gets redistributed to your muscles, and your blood glucose levels increase.
(Your adrenal glands, of which the average person has two, are on the top of each kidney, btw. That's where they link up with the endocrine system.)
Short-term, these things can help you escape a situation your brain decides is dangerous. But if they go on for a long time, well... I think you can guess.
Generally, anxiety/fear -> panic attack -> hyperventilation, and if the hyperventilation goes on for too long it can increase the levels of oxygen in your blood to dangerous amounts. Most people would pass out before this got to the point that it could cause death, and because they're unconscious, the body has a chance to get breathing back to normal levels (though of course you'd most likely have negative side-effects after this).
Most importantly: Adrenaline is straight-up toxic in huge quantities. As in, it will kill you if there's a massive amount for a long time. I can't get a reliable source on how long this takes or exactly how much it takes to kill you, but there are cases of people dying during surgery when accidentally given massive amounts of epinephrine (adrenaline). And there are definitely reports of people straight up dying of fright (of note is that most of those people had varying conditions that weakened their hearts already). Basically, adrenaline ends up opening the heart to calcium, and if too much calcium builds up it impedes the heart's ability to work, thus damaging it, and eventually the whole system collapses. I couldn't find any real time estimates on how long the calcium build-up takes 🤷‍♀️
So you can imagine, if you decided to, say, make a little computer chip that forced your brain into feeling fear every time it sensed adrenaline hitting the system, then the obvious result you're going to get is... more adrenaline entering the system. Which then kicks off the next wave of fear! Is it worse than the first? Possibly! That fear kicks more adrenaline into overdrive, which means more fear which means more adrenaline, which means more fear which means more adrenaline which means more fear which means more adrenaline which means more fear which means more adrenaline which means more fear which means more adrenaline which means more fear which means more adrenaline which means more fear which means more adrenaline and so on and so forth!
And that is to say nothing of the fact that - if we work under the assumption that Bruce put a chip in Jason's brain to cause the fear response to adrenaline being released - it means HE PUT A CHIP IN JASON'S BRAIN. HE PERFORMED BRAIN SURGERY!!! THE MAN WHO DITCHED MEDICAL SCHOOL PERFORMED A BRAIN OPERATION!!! TO PUT SOMETHING INTO SOMEONE'S BRAIN!!!!
conclusion: realistically, jason would be dead by the end of the day. if we go by dc logic, he'll probably turn into a speedster (kidding! I'm kidding. though you could make a case of adrenaline = hysterical strength which means tons of adrenaline = superman strength. probably not going to happen.)
Thank you for listening to my tedtalk on why bruce wayne is a fucking moron (and dc writers don't give a shit about biology 🫣)
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