#brother remus

[prongsfoot1028]

Fanart by @industrations

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Remus: how did Reggie first came out to you?

Sirius: well there were always signs, but when he really did, he did it by giving me a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

Remus: That's cute

Sirius: It was NOT cute!

Sirius: I thought he was pregnant.

[eweexiy]

*the black brothers gossiping in french*

sirius: who's the hottest guy in school?

regulus: my james, of course.

sirius: no, you're dating him, it doesn't count-

regulus: your boyfriend.

sirius: WHAT-

*regulus looks slyly at lupin and grins*

*remus and james, who don't speak french, look at each other nervously and uncomprehendingly*

black brothers; wolfstar; jegulus;

[child-of-icarus]

[Reg and James preparing for a dinner party]

Regulus, without looking: Oh, Remus is here

Remus, walking in: Hey guys

James: How could you have possibly know that? Can autistics fucking sense each other??

Regulus, who got a Life360 notification: Yes, absolutely we can

[rudamaruda520]

Regulus: I get a feeling that the two of you will get along really well! *immediately leaves*

*Sirius and Barty sitting in visibly uncomfortable silence for a long while*

Sirius: Quidditch?

Barty: Nah...

Barty: Serial killers?

Sirius: Not really...

Sirius: Motorcycles?

Barty: Maybe...

Barty: um... mommy issues?

Sirius: Kinda?!

Sirius: hmm... pretending to be straight but actually very much gay and in love with a grumpy best friend?

Barty: Omg! We'll really get along well!

[siriusstardust]

remus: what do you look for in a partner?

regulus: intelligence. i need to be able to have intellectual conversations

james: *on the other side of the room* hey pads? do you think chairs have feelings? like do they get mad when someone bumps into them and doesnt apologise? *gasp* will there be a chair revolution? are we going to die?!

regulus: raw. next question

remus:

[righteousenjoymentofthunder]

just. dropping this here

[musicoftheheart]

regulus, making his best man speech at sirius' wedding: statistically, the person you marry is most likely to be the person who kills you

regulus: lupin, ill help you hide the body

[myrows]

The first time Sirius visited his childhood house after he escaped was when he discovered his brother died because of Voldemort

[celestialgalaxyglow]

Sirius (loudly): How dare you seduce my brother!

James: I didn't seduce him, he seduced me!

Sirius (calm): Oh, really?

James: Yes.

Sirius: Oh, ok then, how dare you be seduced by my brother! What kind of impure thoughts have you had about him?!

James: What?!

Peter: James isn't winning this one, is he?

Remus: Nope.

[myfavcharacterdidntdrown]

Remus: Sirius is my friend and if he loves me, it’s the same way he would love a sibling.

Regulus: Sirius is my brother and if he looked at me the way he looks at you, I would have to see a therapist.

[mydeadgaywizards]

sirius and/or regulus telling a story: "when i was little..."

remus and james: *braces for the absolute worse*

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus (whispering to Remus): Good job on the test today.

Remus (whispering back): Thanks shorty. Why are we whispering?

Regulus (still whispering): I want Sirius to think we're conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply.

Remus (looking at Sirius): Messing with my boyfriend? Fun .

Regulus (also looking at Sirius): I'm glad you agree.

Sirius, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?

James, who overheard them but doesn't want to ruin their fun: Stabbing

[moutainrusing]

Sirius: Look! It’s my teeny weeny brother!

Remus: Are we looking at James or Regulus?

Sirius: Regulus is teeny weeny, James is ickle wickle.

Remus: Well, ‘teeny weeny’ looks like he wants to kill you, and ‘ickle wickle’ looks like he’ll help.

Sirius: They’re bonding!

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Everyone talks about Sirius being protective when James dates his brother, but imagine protective Regulus hunting Remus down somewhere in Hogwarts just to tell him that he knows thirty five different ways to kill a man, and he will get very creative if Remus ever hurts Sirius

[moondostj]

been thinking about this lately: au where regulus is remus’ doctor; regulus and sirius have a good relationship and sirius occasionally drops by regulus’ practice to have lunch, only to end up flirting shamelessly and inappropriately for months with his little brother’s big brown eyed patient. on the other hand, however, remus is not to be trusted to go to the doctor by himself, and so how could his over protective best friend james potter ever let him go alone? and oh, isn’t remus’ mean doctor just the most outrageously attractive man he’s ever seen?