#bro is so fucking PISSED

[kwyoz]

almost done replaying cyberpunk again and johnny's dialogue in the suicide ending almost got me again, besties!!

[skelespidey]

people who don't sh trying 2 act like they get it is actually so funny 2 me like bro fym "dont sh for attention only do it if you have a reason!!" you do realize sumtimes there js is no reason..

[tugoslovenka]

[mrmeepsmadmind]

rewatching this over and over again.. mainly bcs tarn makes soundwave into a manlet but also bcs it's hilarious

[ovaryacted]

Random thought but I genuinely hate how incels as a whole think the gaming community revolves around them and their bullshit opinions. Calling the upcoming Witcher 4 video game “woke” because the main character of the new saga is a woman is crazy as if Ciri hasn’t ALWAYS been intended to take the mantle after Geralt’s storyline in BOTH the original video game trilogy and the damn books. Like that’s his literal adoptive daughter, he’s her mentor and protector & they’re linked by destiny. The third game lines up the saga’s intention in that way to have Ciri be the main character in the storyline, so why wouldn’t it be her? And their other reasoning for hating on the game is that she’s ugly or isn’t pretty enough for their acceptance. My brother in Christ, this is a dark fantasy story, are mutated monster fighting warriors supposed to be fucking naked for you to jerk off to? Like shut the fuck up my god.

[tommygotwrittenoff]

i just think if roles were reversed and buck was the one saying those gay ass lines to eddie, eddie wouldve proposed like four seasons ago

[driftingballoons]

Day 5: Nightmares

he had a bad dream :( now it’s everyone’s problem

@heropartnerweek

[littlestardescendants]

BULL-FUCKING-SHIT! I want all your heads served to me on a silver platter and to choke you until your neck snaps!!!

( I miss Satan ;-; )

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AND OH OH OH DON'T THINK YOUR TRAGIC ASS FUCKING BACKSTORY IS GONNA MAKE ME FORGET THIS-

Your trauma doesn't excuse you, your subordinates, your stupid country from acting like this SCREW YOU- *Inhuman Screeching*

(I'll let you know if his tragic backstory does change my mind :0 )

[crossthread]

Okay I swear to God I hope the directors of avatar (the alien movie) sees this post somehow but the whole reason the way of water flopped so badly is cause it was written over 10 years ago. So I like avatar. I thought it was a cool concept and good characters and overall a solid action movie. But the characterisation is just a dacade old man. It's really outdated. It instantly turned me off when Jake was seen to be a 'hardass' to his kids, and having them call him Sir, and have Neytiri taking kind of a secondary role as the 'peacekeeper' parent who goes 'but your dad loves you, he just wants you safe' bullshit trope that's just really not what this generation is looking for rn.

Emotionally mature parents is what's on topic rn. Dad's that step up and know what they're doing and don't have the 2000s 'military hardass emotionally distant' bullcrap. Just look at all the other movies and shows with family themes that did really fucking well. The Last of Us. Ultraman: Rising. Nimona. Even Maleficent, which I think is one of the earliest movies of this trope that's well known. They did well for a reason. You can't make Jake Sully a bad father and think the current audience will dig it. All of his kids, one way or another felt the pressure of living up to their dad's expectations, and im sure, whether he really loves them. And I assure you for all intents and purposes it felt like Neteyam died thinking he wasnt enough. You can't have those 'your dad loves you but he just doesn't know how to show it' bullshit anymore and expect the audience to like or even relate to that character cause a lot of us don't take that shit anymore from our own parents. A lot of millennials are actively trying to be present and good parents to their kids. So yeah. The way Jake Sully, and to a certain extent, Neytiri were characterised is probably one of the biggest reasons this entire movie flopped. It could have been great. But it isn't. And I kind of hate it actually.

My point is: if there's gonna be a third movie, the best bet to make sure it doesn't follow the way of waters footsteps is to overhaul a lot of the characterisation and plot. See what the audience wants rn, and what they audience relates to. It was clear the writing to that movie was old as balls and gen z or gen alpha don't take that shit man. Give us good parents

Edit: okay as someone pointed it out it wasn't actually a 'flop' flop because they grossed by over a billion or smth in the box office I think but to be fair half this post has been sitting in my drafts for like 2 years and I wrote this soon after I watched it back then, and a LOT of people werent that happy with it. But yall know what I mean. I waited for this movie for 10 years and all I felt was this low simmering disappointment because it could have been so good, but it wasn't.

[rystiel]

“pissed me off seeing the doctor suddenly being interested in men and kissing one for the sake of shoving it in our faces. kissing jack was a comedic moment for shock value so it didn’t count as woke pandering.” i’m hitting you with my bare fists

[meangreennunseen]

So far my two favorite Primarchs are Magnus and Corvus, because both belong to "You did done fucked it up" scale, but to opposite sides spectrum.

Magnus "I have never done anything wrong in my life ever" the Red and Corvus "Jail for the Raven. Thousand years of jail for the Raven!" Corax my beloveds.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

obsessed with how the literal second charles first dies in the classic comics magneto finally comes back for the first time in like twenty issues

[bucksboobs]

I have a headcanon that Eddie waited 20 minutes and then called Tommy to apologize for “ruining their date” and encourages Tommy to give Buck a second chance.

[yb-cringe]

im kind of surprised how level headed everyone is about foolish potentially arresting two people over a capybara.

like imo mike is the only one reacting normally to this brother imagine if someone arrested you because they said you stole their dog. and not only did you not steal their dog, their dog also just some fucking discord soundboard and you’d known the guy who arrested you for months and you all hugged about thirty minutes ago

[clowningcrows]

sorry this is the ONLY discourse ill allow myself to participate in post finale of agatha all along (or i fear i will lose my mind entirely), but DAMN some people out here rn after the finale being like “i’m sorry you didn’t get the agathario smut you wanted” BITCH!!!! I WASNT ASKING FOR THEM TO FUCK ON SCREEN!!!! i didn’t even need them to get together or even get any semblance of a happy ending!!! i didn’t expect a happy ending in the least tbh!!!!! but you know what i did expect? a final ending. a wrap up. a satisfying and complete finale. a conclusion that actually answers any one of my remaining questions or gave us more context for scenes that we’ve been missing context on the entire time. and i’m sorry but this finale didn’t do that at all. and it’s obviously not bury your gays but jesus christ it wasn’t a good conclusion either. at best it’s honestly a cheap set up for a season two or further content with billy that will prob include bits and pieces of agatha

[mrtequilasunset]

Drew Fuck the World because he's my favorite and I literally don't even know why. Bro exists for five seconds