#bro is NOT funny

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Customer: COLLEGE INSIDE JOKE DMV: BRO WHAT THE FUCK Verdict: DENIED

[swagging-back-to]

ok here's my ranking of all the mcu heroes that i actually know.

Based on how they act IN THE MOVIES seeing as im more familiar with them than the comics.

no one cares but i want to compare it in like a month LOL

so heres my current faves <3

explanation for all my hated ones;

she hulk doesnt need an explanation, vision is a domestic abuser and a fucking loser who deserved to die sooner, thee wasp is ANNOYING AS FUCK IN END GAME I COULD GO ON FOR A WHOLE PARAGRAPH LITERALLY EEVERYTIME SHES ON CAMERA SHES LOOKING AROUND LIKES A CLUELESS FUCKING MORON!!!!!! captain marvel also doesn't need an explanation theeres not a single person alive who likes her, and ghost rider was played by nick cage who is gross asf so the character is gross asf

second image is going off of humor and third image is off of ability, nerfing, and acting believability.

[artemis-pendragon]

Wake up gays new meme template just dropped

[theyarebothgunshot]

do y'all wanna see the funniest comment i have seen on a rpf fic

[retrogamingblog2]

[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

[specshroom]

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Wolf hybrid who is sooooo excited to experience his bunny hybrid partners first heat. So excited that he vastly underestimates just how horny bunnies are in heat.

He's expecting his cute little bunny partner (you) to cry and beg for his knot. Which you do and he knots and cums inside you twice but then right after his knot deflates you look up at him and go "Again?"

He's a little tired but he can't say no to you...

Until it's the sixth fucking round and you're still bouncing on his very overstimulated cock. He knows it's very bad to interrupt a bunny while they're so deep in heat but he might just pass out and you're so lost in the sauce you might just keep going if he does.

He needs to think of a way to satisfy you that won't literally kill him. He gets an idea and reaches for his phone. It's really embarrassing but the best thing he can think of at that moment is to open the group chat, aptly named "The Boys", and hastily text:

[Hey guys can u come over]

[I need sum help with something]

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[pigdemonart]

Unexpected and unrequested Bowuigi be upon ye

They still tickle me from time to time. And I found these now years old sketches I never cleaned up, and decided to share cuz WHY NOT!

Its a good time thank everyone who supports my silly ideas LOL 🙇 ♥️ genuinely love you all sm

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[chongoblog]

[starchaserfanatic]

My Friends/Family: Hey can I see your phone? I need to look something up.

Me, closing like 80+ Ao3 Tabs as fast as I can:

[pinkiemachine]

HEEHEEHEE….

Part 2 👇

[alaiostoudenfan]

Kabru:

[heynhay]

do u guuys remember how huge lovebug was. back in ye days.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!

[phrysic]

season 7

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

People playing Elden Ring and looking for the "good" demigod to root for are missing the point. Pick your favorite mass murdering war criminal megalomaniac with mommy issues and endlessly simp for them like the rest of us, cowards.