#brian kugrich

[unhauntng]

the first iteration of the dream team is so funny.

imagine youre a regular new yorker and you’re being attacked by santas or bugs or devils at an art show and things are weird but you also can’t quite tell what’s actually happening (got to love umbral arcana) ? but you’re scared out of your mind until a drunk lady punches the scary monster in the face and the guy who’s clearly a drug dealer starts blasting fire out of his hands?? maybe he’s got a lighter and some hairspray, though he’s also holding a gun? and then a very nice and serious older guy is keeping everything calm and encouraging his friends and you think everything is going to be okay, especially because this nice sweet firefighter is making sure everyone’s safe. and you think he looks like mr march from the calendar!

then a massive rat man summons some crocodiles or a pack of rats or a cockroach that is unusually juicy and then broadway legend misty moore literally insults a monster to death whilst indiscriminately flirting with her friends.

and when it’s all over they’re acting like this is business as usual. and maybe you’re confused for like three minutes until you remember this is new york — who else would save you but a broadway star, a rat, a firefighter, a drug dealer, an alcoholic and kingston brown from uptown who helped you jumpstart your car three months ago

[transformersweatpants]

The Doctor Dolittle Incident, one of the funniest fucking things in all Dimension 20 herstory.

My commissions are open!

[loadbearingbees]

made this in honor of getting top surgery today

[ech0thegeck0]

Brian Murphy has 3 types of dimension 20 characters

1 Sad Gremlin Boys-Riz, Gerard, Kugrash

2 Buff Ass Mfs- Barry, Theobald

3 Cody.

[emiko-matsui]

murph girl today murph girl tomorrow and murph girl forever

[jamazzilblog]

Listen gang... I'm gonna be honest here, there's something about Murphy's characters that just get to me, and that would be alright except for the fact that he always makes the most non-human characters possible so I'm watching The Unsleeping City while just chanting "He's a rat, he's a rat, he's a rat" to myself over and over again

[kermit-coded]

murph characters are great because he will make a little guy who is objectively hilarious as a concept and the he and brennan will take that little guy and emotionally destroy you.

[moonpleaser]

kug in the juicy cockroach sweater . if you even care

(inspired by this tweet)

[supermarket-goblin]

After having consumed the last time quangle and most of c1 of Naddpod, I've come to the conclusion that what Murph thinks makes an animal sexy is the most perfect human teeth.

[heytherecentaurs]

David wrote Kugrash 50-60 letters!! Even though he’s furious at his dad because Kug hurt and abandoned him and Wally, he still wrote those letters telling his dad about what’s going on. What a heart wrenching detail.

Kugrash and his sons is one of my favourite relationships in D20.

[minotaur-in-my-labyrinth]

Murph characters by season:

Fantasy High: Sociable, friendless detective looking for his babysitter

Unsleeping City: Grody Rat Trash Druid paying for his sins

Fantasy High Sophomore Year: Friended up Detective Spy Kid

A Crown of Candy: War Veteran devoted to protection Gummi Bear

Unsleeping City Chapter II: Forsworn Mall Goth Edgelord Sword Dweeb

A Starstruck Odyssey: Roided Out Clone Mercenary

Neverafter: A Damsel in Distress

Fantasy High Junior Year: A Hipster?

[copper-ice-cube]

Main D20 Seasons Ultimate Ranking: part 9

(Part I, Part II, Part III, Part IV, Part V, Part VI, Part VII, Part VIII, Part X, Part XI)

[transformersweatpants]

Get Quangled, Idiot.

[matt-manhattan]

Rat Jesus doodle with a little vest

[spaacegiirrl]

Spoilers for Unsleeping City firstly

Something we should remember about Kugrash is that he's old. The Bruce that Kingston saw and shook hands with was an old guy. He's a grandfather. He is an old man rat rat man who described himself as, and I quote, "the shit that feeds the flies"

A pigeon was in love with him. His bestie was a 30-something year old 'divorcee' widow hairdresser from Staten Island who would tease his rat fur. He sometimes appeared to non magical people as a hairy baby. He'd get carried around by members of his party. I can't stress enough that all of this is being said about an old man rat rat man.

[ech0thegeck0]

murphs face right after Brennan said the word Omnipotence in the final battle of unsleeping city chapter one makes me think he 100% knew hed lose kugrash because of the bagel like the constant frown, head in hands, he looked so upset but wanted someone else to process it first cause he KNEW

while everyone else was joking around, he just felt so upset and it was palpable