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Writing will have you looking up the DUMBEST shit just to make sure you know what you're writing.
#today it was 'what metal are housekeys made of'#brass. it's brass. i know it's brass.#[head in hands and agonized screaming with my mouth closed]
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So, @wolfythewitch 's gravity fowls au...
#I'm a sucker for animal aus#also yes I gave Stan brass knuckles sue me#sorry for making fanart of your au. it's been occupying my mind since that first post...#this whole post started with 'haha. sixer nuggets' and it escalated from there...#so yes. here are some messy doodles#might make more in the future. who knows#gravity falls#gravity falls au#gravity fowls#animal au#chimken#stanley pines#stan pines#stanford pines#ford pines#mabel pines#dipper pines#mason pines#bill cipher#art#fanart#traditional art#watercolor#you know me. I'll never pass a chance to draw a chicken with teeth#meme redraw#also#screenshot redraw#kinda. that one scene in the final episode where Mabel sprayed his eye#the real chicken scratches was my own handwriting all along
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I'm rewatching GF since the whole world seems to be into it right now (thank you Alex and the Book of Bill) and AGHHH I FORGOR about the body swap episode when the twins find the secret room and Stan picks up Ford's glasses and later we see him sitting on the couch looking at them wistfully...
Shut up shut UP that's NOT okay
#IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS THAT ALWAYS GET ME.#The tiny little hints throughout the series about Ford#Stan holding his glasses BREAKS me tho. Idk why. It just hurts 😭#Gravity Falls#Stan Pines#Stanley Pines#Also thinking about how Stan used that same room right after Ford disappeared through the portal#Man..........man. MAN. 😔#I can't WAIT to see mullet Stan tbh. He's just the right amount of pathetic and sopping wet. You know?? LOL#My poor little meow meow. I love him so much. LisTEN#Also I watched Scary-oke last night and ONE OF MY FAVORITE EPISODES PERIOD!!!!#It's so good. Pines family bonding? Bragging over beating Gideon? STAN BEATING A BUNCH OF ZOMBIES#AND LOOKING REALLY HUNKY WHEN HE DOES AND WHEN HE BRINGS OUT THE BRASS KNUCKLES#SHEEEEEEESH!!!#I'm normal about him okay. I promise. I swe#Shima speaks
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Steam powered giraffe will be like "Am I allowed to have feelings? Does my status as something different than you revoke my personhood?" And obviously I feel completely normal about that and only think abiut it occasionally
#steam powered giraffe#this is mostly about brass goggles because i havent listened to enough spg to know if there are more songs like this#if there are more songs like this please tell me
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Isolde saw Kakania as a golden key. The doctor who can cure her from her curse. The one person who can save her and bring her salvation
But the thing is...
(minor spoiler for 1.9 character item below)
in reality, Kakania's key is not a golden key... it's a brass key
Kakania, as much as she desperately tried, as much as she wanted to believe and prove herself otherwise, is actually as lost as Isolde and doesn't know how to save her
They really shouldn't have had that therapy session didn't they
#I know I'm just stating what's obvious... but I really love the golden key and the brass key symbolism okay#they are the doomed yuri ever#reverse 1999#e lucevan le stelle#isolde#kakania#isokania#r1999💫
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The Ring of Brass.
I have finished the rewatching of the series and its still top tier storytelling. One of my favourite short (ish) stories.
#critical role#EXU Calamity#ring of brass#Cerrit#cerrit agrupnin#laerryn coramar seelie#loquatius seelie#nydas okiro#patia por'co#zerxus ilerez#Im still newish to tumblr so dont know how to tag people or if theyre even on tumblr#critical role fanart#criticalrole art#I didnt realise until rewatching the Q&A that Cerrit was based on the Philippine Eagle and had already based him off a Harpy Eagle
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Phoenix and Hangman as Friends-In-Law
AU where Phoenix is with Javy and Jake with Bradley. Phoenix still pretends she doesn't like Jake that much and only deals with him on accounts of being her best friend's husband and her husband's best friend. They are not friends, only friends-in-law.
Both Coyote and Rooster have retired from active duty and have civilian jobs for the Navy, more family friendly 9 to 5s so they can take care of their respective kids.
Phoenix is climbing the ladder Ice-fast, racking up promotions and being highly regarded by everyone.
Hangman is on a very Maverick-like path: he is an unbelievable pilot, but an absolute nuisance that talks back to just about every admiral and pulls insane stunts in the air.
Since they are friends-in-law, Phoenix becomes, in spite of herself, his guardian angel, trying her best to keep him in the cockpit and not have him stripped of his wings. She knows he is a talented pilot, but will never admit it to his face.
Every once in a while Bradley would get a phone call at a weird time of the day and he knows he is in for a forty minute screaming rant from his best friend about YOU KNOW WHAT THAT DAMN HUSBAND OF YOURS DID THIS TIME?!, to which he would patiently listen to whilst starting to bake Phoenix's favourite cake. A couple of hours later he will arrive at the Trace-Machado household where an amused and resigned Coyote is waiting for him and whatever delicious dish he has brought to make sure Phoenix doesn't make a widower out of him.
#tg:m#top gun#top gun maverick#hangster#hangaroo#sereshaw#natasha phoenix trace#jake hangman seresin#bradley rooster bradshaw#javy coyote machado#i know many have the headcanon of jake climbing the ranks but i cannot see it#my guy runs his mouth too much#he could piss off half of the brass in no time#phoenix on the other hand is going places#phoenix hangman friendship#javynat
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shoes in FMA rated on how comfortable they'd be to fight in
Edward Elric
considering Ed's uhhh very distinct taste in aesthetics, these could be a lot worse. they look relatively comfortable and don't seem like they'd be difficult to move around in. they are platforms though, which I imagine makes things more difficult. I'll be generous and give these a 7/10
Most of the Amestrian military
pretty much everyone in uniform wears the same shoes, so I'm lumping them all together. these are Roy's, if that matters. they look fine. I imagine that because it is part of a military uniform, it's designed to be moved around in and worn for hours on end, so ideally they're relatively comfortable. it doesn't look like there's much traction, but they're usually fighting on flat surfaces so whatever. 8/10
Fu and Lan Fan
these shoes fucking rule. the picture I've included is Lan Fan's, but they wear p much the same shoes. I fucking love these things. they have spikes. Edward Elric fucking wishes. considering this seems to be part of the bodyguard uniform, I'd imagine they're as easy to run around in as the military shoes, if not better since they're expected to be doing martial arts in them. but most importantly, they have spikes. 10/10, no notes.
Ling and Mei
on the topic of doing martial arts, both Ling and Mei wear these.... I'm not sure what they are. flats? slippers? it's unclear. (EDIT: they are apparently Kung Fu shoes!) they seem relatively easy to move around in I guess since they're not very cumbersome and both Ling and Mei rely on being very nimble. they look like they have absolutely no support in the soles though, which is gonna get painful after a certain point. also depending on what fabric they're made of, they could definitely start chafing. I've worn flats. I know that hell. 7/10 for the potential blisters, but at least they're designed specifically for martial arts
Greedling and Bradley
it's hard to get a good shot in this scene because neither of them stop moving, but I swear to god, they're fighting in dress shoes. I cannot stand them. this CANNOT be comfortable. I know Greed prioritizes aesthetics over function so this was probably a compromise between his and Ling's tastes but ohhh my god. he was probably wasting so much of the philosopher's stone just passively healing the million blisters on his feet from running around in these things. there's a chance Bradley is wearing the military uniform shoes but I think he was in more formal dress when he got blown the fuck up, so I don't think so. no wonder he complains about being sore, quit running around in dress shoes you fucking moron. 4/10.
Greed
THESE FUCKING THIIIIIIIINGS. WHY ARE THEY POINTY AT THE END. WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE HIT HIS FOOT WITH A MALLET AND FLATTENED THEM. he's so dumb. I love him. looking at these things tells me he would probably wear goth cowboy boots if he could, and tbh that would probably look better. 3/10 for Greed's overall silly as hell fashion sense
Lust
okay. the heels make sense considering her whole vibe. however. these are part of her fucking BODY. when she gets incinerated, they grow back. can she even take them off???? I'm scared to ask. I guess if theyre part of her body, she doesn't have to worry about adjusting to balancing in them like you would normally with heels, but oh my god. she can never wear normal shoes. I would also be murderous if I had to wear heels all the time. 4/10.
Father and Izumi
guys. these are sandals. it has been four hundred years and Father is still wearing the same outfit he was wearing in the damn desert. find a new outfit man. Izumi is apparently wearing bathroom slippers (hence the WC) so idk why she's even wearing those out of the house. Father gets 0/10 and Izumi gets 1/10 because she still manages to kick everyone's asses while wearing these, so respect
Envy
PUT YOUR FUCKING TOES AWAY. -10000000/10
#fma#fmab#don't take this too seriously I'm just playing around#the main inspiration for this post was the opportunity to pick on greed and envy lmao#I love the spikes on fu and lan fan's outfits so so much#they also have them on their gauntlet things and it rules#I think lan fan should get spiked brass knuckles#I feel bad ranking izumi so low but I do not know how she's fighting in sandals. ma'am. how do you keep them on your feet.#there are some others I didn't include#scar is wearing like. loafers kinda? just normal shoes#which is impressive considering he's on his feet p much all the time#and the briggs soldiers have different boots I think#but I didn't want this post to get too long unnecessarily
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dw guys the thh tonaegiri trio was supposed to be included in the arti-mate collab but kyoko already filled their long-skirt quota and they had to stick junko in somewhere. so
some alternative outfit designs i was messing around with under the cut
i mostly couldn't use these because i couldn't figure out a color scheme that could still comfortably carry the original palette to fit the collab theme...anyways feel free to color yourself lol
#byakuya togami#polaris p polanski#danganronpa#kyoko kirigiri#danganronpa fanart#'im so happy for you and our basic ass ugly boyfriend im so serious. dont talk to me'#don't ask how long this took. i spent most of it trying to figure out what outfit to use#corduroy skirt in moss green. dark green mock-neck sweater with brass button details. drawstring pouch purse. custom loafers#went with amaryllis flowers - 'pride strength determination' according to google#tgirl togami? genderfluid byakuya? totally cis guy who just likes skirts? who knows...#my arts
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Taking a break from tlovm after episode 4 because everything Zerxus Illerez said was so funny.
I trusted my friends, but their curiosity and hubris destroyed my city
Zerxus, you and Laerryn were responsible for, like, a good 80% of that.
I trusted my god, but he lied... all gods lie
Zerxus, the god you trusted was literally named 'The Father of Lies'
#me.txt#tlovm#tlovm spoilers#to be clear i love exu calamity so fucking much. i've watched it wayy too many times. i love the entire ring of brass#which is why i KNOW youre LYING ZERXUS.#(lying by omission)#can't be a devil without recounting an extremely skewed but technically correct version of events#also zerxus is hot lmao
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Ford was never good at self censoring in the first few years he and Mabel were together, you can kinda tell.
#I image stan has some sixth sense and knows whenever ford swears around the kids#Those two are gonna walk through the portal and stans gonna be waiting#brass knuckles at the ready#my art#fanart#art#also Exams are finally over#time to not pay attention in school for the rest of the year#(and also more art)#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#au#gravity falls au#drifting stars au#portal au#gravity falls mabel#mabel pines#gf mabel#portal mabel#gravity falls ford#ford pines#stanford pines#gf ford#portal ford#ford and mabel bonding#gf comic
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Asked the folks in trolls server what their characters race and class would be if they were in DnD and here are the results! I designed most of them except Navy who was designed by his creator!
I wonder what adventures they will go on?
Featured OC's and their owners in order from left to right:
Pete Moonshine @melonmass-art
Smiggles @navy-scribble @ivory-rose-art and me teehee
Sprinkle @creta291
Patty @felsicveins
Lief me!
Navy @navy-scribble
Cerulean @secret-citrus
Pigeon @folktroll
close ups of each character are under the cut!
Pete Moonshine, Weretouched humanoid Ranger, not a fan of the full moon
Smiggles the Tiefling Fighter, Chaotic is his only alignment
Sprinkle the Tiefling Sorcerer, hot pink bitch named BREAKFAST
Patty THE PAIN the Half Giant Barbarian who brings the PAIN
Lief the (half) Elf Cleric, just a little guy (or is he?)
Navy the humanoid shifter Rogue, human by day, part animal whenever (emo forever)
Cerulean the half-elf Monk, keeps a level head and knows when not to hold back
Pigeon the Kenku Ranger, all bird and all cowboy
#my art#trolls#dreamworks trolls#trolls ocs#dnd#this was really fun to do#i held several at gunpoint to make this happen#you know who you are#and now weve got sillies#lief is the only one with a full troll render cuz he was the first i drew and the last colored#they were all really fun tho#maybe ill draw the rest of them as trolls later#maybe not#patty was one of the most fun with her sparking brass knuckles#and sprinkles abs#also smiggles speckled horns#they all had a bit that i had a lot of fun doing#maybe ill draw some adventures with them too#just little doodles#cuz i love them
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modeled my PHIGHTING! oc :3 for reference, here's a PNGtuber model I made of him in PNGtuber+
#phighting#phighting!#phighting oc#phighting roblox#roblox phighting#I know it isn't that great but tbh I'm new to modeling in blender#I'm super proud of myself :D#I've yet to rig him but first I need to learn how to rig#should be easy (famous last words)#btw my oc's name is Knux (Brass Knuckles) and you'll never believe what his gear is#emiletb art drabbles#my art
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LMAO SO, I FAILED TO ROB THE BRASS EMBASSY,
I decided that after the Shallows, Sam finally had a Motivation to do some Shadowy Tasks while he's trying to figure out what the HECK is up with the afterlife in the Neath, but uh, well!! For his trouble Samuel got branded with a hell letter that apparently glows through four layers of clothing for a while, which I'm choosing to interpret as the devilish equivalent of one of those shame signs you put on pets.
He got invited to tea by a friend directly after getting out of jail and the idea of him showing up and just studiously ignoring this glowing brand like "yes. hello im here. i will not be taking questions at this time." is entirely too amusing to me
#i dont know what any hell letters look like so lets just all pretend this is an accurate hell letter#impossible to hide glowing I FAILED TO ROB THE BRASS EMBASSY symbol is honestly one of the funniest reactions the devils could have#samuel got stuck with this thing IMMEDIATELY before the feast of the rose started which is ALSO very funny#like getting a black eye right before prom#fallen london#fallen london oc#art#shazz art#fl: the bloodstained deacon
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very late Valentine's day pics I did from requests on twitter
#nintendo arms#arms game#ribboncobra#ninmin#springjara#springpop#lolatelle#would brass and mech dad ship name be maxdad?? lol#there were some I didnt get to draw#but dont know that I have it in me to do them now ffff#zuka doodles#drawings#arms
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Powered up Brass for the Revamp!! I couldn’t leave bigger Brass out of the mix and I really loved the concept so he gets to stay :]]
#duckverse#kathrens art#ducktales#ducktales 2017#ducktales oc#disney duckverse#disney ducks#duckverse oc#Dt17#dt17 oc#Anime antagonist lookin mf#Never beating the Bradford allegations with this one#vulture oc#Idk the context for his look BUT I KNOW ITS BRADFORD INSPIRED#LIKE FATHER LIKE SON#Brass buzzard#bradford clone#Bradford clone oc#Brass Ford buzzard
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