#brad x

[but-a-humble-goon]

Since Camp Cretaceous and Chaos Theory are both canon to the movies that means mass produced highly reliable sophisticated autonomous killer robot technology exists in the Jurassic Park universe and two entire movies worth of very stupid motherfuckers still thought trained dinosaur soldiers were where the big bucks were at.

[valentinoappreciator]

i just want a pack of brad-x to hunt me down in the jungle and fuck me as their reward when they eventually do catch me 😔

[actually-mentally-ill]

me after saying i’d get tasks done but i’ve just been reading fanfiction for the past 3 hours:

[lady-madoona]

Part (1/?) of Mariner and Boimler get stuck in the past post SNW crossover terminal brainrot comic I'm too coward to post from the main blog.😬😬

Drawing as fast as I can before the hyperfixation ends 😩

PS: This is gonna be heavy on Marinler, so if it's your notp or something, consider this a warning

Part 2 is out now 👀

The whole thing can be found under #snw x ld fan comic

[scarylarry376]

Bradley MTF on top frfr !! <333 inspired by this fic right here and this persons art

(@maxstgel wrote the fic so give them love frfr)

[fairyysoup]

we could watch the child's play movies, where actor brad dourif plays a crazy supernatural serial killer, or we could watch the exorcist 3, where actor brad dourif plays a crazy supernatural serial killer, or we could watch the x-files s01e13 beyond the sea, where actor brad dourif plays, and you're not gonna believe this-

[azure-shuttle]

the family's pride and joy...and the owner of the good hair gene

(co-au of the AU @0kleva0 💜)

[boypied]

THE IDEAL MAN.

pairings: tyler durden x male reader

summary: tyler saves you from a purposeful overdose and takes you back to his place. To stop yourself from falling asleep, he needs to keep you up... all night.

requested by: me

warnings: anal sex, unprotected sex, rough & aggressive, spit, choking, gay slurs, mentions of drugs.

Tyler was one of two things to any man that he'd come across. One of those two things would be the men who wanted to be Tyler and the men who wanted Tyler to fuck them. You were lucky enough to be someone that Tyler wanted to fuck, which was a very rare case 'cause Tyler strictly only ever fucked women so there must've been something very special about you, something he saw in you that really made him crave more. You told Tyler that you had accidentally taken one too many pills, and Tyler had to come and rescue you. Once he barged through your broken down and rotted door, he found you sat on the floor.

"You got here fast," I mumble out playfully as I pull myself up on the bed, "you see, I took one more than I should've, and now I can't go to sleep cause...I'll slip away." You state in an oddly sexual tone as you seductively crawl over to him, "I need to be kept up... all night." As Tyler hears, you say that a large excited smirk starts to grow upon his face. You notice how his toothpick wiggles in his mouth as he grips onto your wrist, and he pulls you out of the shitty run-down apartment and across down the street into his place. He drags you into his bedroom, something about you was so enticing to him.

You made sure to douche and everything needed before he even came over. You even have a dildo lodge up in there, stimulating you in every single way while a man wasn't around to do it for you. Tyler throws you down on the bed roughly as he practically tears your clothes off, revealing your naked body to him. The body he's admired from afar, while you strut across the street, he couldn't help but stare and admire. He even jerked off to pictures of you.

It doesn't take long for Tyler to join you in being naked, tearing his clothes off, revealing his perfect body. He had what every man wishes they could have, perfect abs, a naturally large cock that perfectly hits every single spot while inside of a man's asshole as he slowly pounds away. Tyler climbs on top of you, gently sliding in. Your eyes roll back, feeling his cock perfectly fill your asshole as the tight muscle ring opens up for him.

Tyler flips you over so you can face him as he begins to fuck into you harder and rougher, "open wide" Tyler grunts out and you immediately obliged without a moment of thought, Tyler let's a string of spit drop out of his mouth and down into yours and you lap up the taste of him until he wraps both hands around your neck tighten, choking you aggressively but you love every moment of it, loving how dominant he is.

Him fucking you goes on for hours, with each thrust of his cock your asshole becomes sloppier and sloppier. Opening up for him more and more until he completely owns your asshole, Tyler fucks into you a couple more times until he shoots his thick creamy load deep inside your asshole, making sure to get you nice and full. Your eyes flutter back as you feel his fill you up, you bite your lip as you pump away at your cock until you feel it burst out with cum, coating your stomach all over.

"TYLER!" You grunt out in pleasure as you feel him pull out of your asshole, scooping up some cum that dripped out plugging it up with his fingers. He leans up and gently places a kiss on your neck slowly leaning down to lick a strip of cum from your stomach. He lays down next to you, keeping his fingers plugged up inside of you, "perfect boy," You mumble out to him, which causes him to smirk as being praised is his perfect way to end sex.

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[bloomiepuffie]

i hate griefer

I am not sleeping because of this, the voices is telling me what to do and this edgy ass mf swarming my head non stop.

[istg if the quality is still ass im gonna run]

[greenflowerceo]

dont worry, lloyd, he's got his socks on so it's not gay

i love disappearing and giving u guys a stupid doodle dump after years

[chronicowboy]

the brad and eddie scene is just eddie asking why brad's so obsessed with bobby and brad rattling off an entire speech about who he is at heart and how drawn to him he is and eddie just kind of nods with a faraway look in his eyes and then brad turns to him and goes "why are you so obsessed with yours?" and eddie looks a little startled and clueless and brad goes "bob's boy, buck" and eddie turns pink as a cherry blossom tree in full bloom

[sogthewoz]

whatever,, fly my yaoi

[dubblebubbleibuprofen]

This is how I’m coping ok. It’s ok.

[actually-mentally-ill]

“I can fix him!”

Him:

[lady-madoona]

Part (2/?) of Mariner and Boimler get stuck in the past post SNW crossover terminal brainrot comic I'm gonna keep posting on side blog for continuity's sake.😘 Also yay, last year's art on new year! 🥳

Where do you thinking they are going on a date sneaking off to?😉

Part 1 can be found here.😊

The whole thing can be found under #snw x ld fan comic

[textsfromthetva]

Loki + tumblr [207/?]