mosstheboar
mosstheboar
MosstheBoar
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Writing, fantasy, The Elder Scrolls, Dark Souls, colourful art (usually reblogged), and whimsy
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mosstheboar · 10 hours ago
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I respect your defense of bisexual woman and all but I just don’t want to put my mouth somewhere I know a dick has been
Yall out here acting like these girls’ pussies be haunted by the ghosts of penises past, this ain’t a Dickmas Carol, be so fucking for real
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mosstheboar · 10 hours ago
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mosstheboar · 10 hours ago
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“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”
“That’s right.”
“At the request of a princess.”
“Right again.”
“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”
“You’re very perceptive.”
“How big is your royal family, again?“
“We don’t have one.”
“But–“
“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“
“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”
“Public sanitation.”
“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”
“We think he’s a little confused.”
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mosstheboar · 1 day ago
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look all i'm saying is if you've ever seen someone be healed with magic, congratulations! you've witnessed a practitioner of necromancy. it's the exact same thing. all you're doing at a fundamental level is using magic to accelerate existing biological processes and animate tissue, the only difference is when you do it to dead tissue instead of living tissue, suddenly it's evil scary ~dark magic~ instead of good wholesome healing. it's purely cultural bias.
so no i don't think it's fair to say i "lied on my application" since i'm just as qualified as anyone to heal your party, but hey if you want to be a fucking narc and report me to the wizard council go right ahead. good luck finding an accredited healer at the wages you're offering by the way
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mosstheboar · 1 day ago
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Link [TLOZ]
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mosstheboar · 1 day ago
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Resisting tyranny takes a lot of forms.
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mosstheboar · 1 day ago
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5 minutes of pure comedy gold
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mosstheboar · 1 day ago
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Skip Google for Research
As Google has worked to overtake the internet, its search algorithm has not just gotten worse.  It has been designed to prioritize advertisers and popular pages often times excluding pages and content that better matches your search terms 
As a writer in need of information for my stories, I find this unacceptable.  As a proponent of availability of information so the populace can actually educate itself, it is unforgivable.
Below is a concise list of useful research sites compiled by Edward Clark over on Facebook. I was familiar with some, but not all of these.
Google is so powerful that it “hides” other search systems from us. We just don’t know the existence of most of them. Meanwhile, there are still a huge number of excellent searchers in the world who specialize in books, science, other smart information. Keep a list of sites you never heard of.
www.refseek.com - Academic Resource Search. More than a billion sources: encyclopedia, monographies, magazines.
www.worldcat.org - a search for the contents of 20 thousand worldwide libraries. Find out where lies the nearest rare book you need.
https://link.springer.com - access to more than 10 million scientific documents: books, articles, research protocols.
www.bioline.org.br is a library of scientific bioscience journals published in developing countries.
http://repec.org - volunteers from 102 countries have collected almost 4 million publications on economics and related science.
www.science.gov is an American state search engine on 2200+ scientific sites. More than 200 million articles are indexed.
www.pdfdrive.com is the largest website for free download of books in PDF format. Claiming over 225 million names.
www.base-search.net is one of the most powerful researches on academic studies texts. More than 100 million scientific documents, 70% of them are free
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mosstheboar · 2 days ago
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Cunk on Nirn Part 5: Guard Duty
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mosstheboar · 2 days ago
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holy shit it’s parasol neloth
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mosstheboar · 2 days ago
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Saw a silly ER character in a forum thread that compelled me to doodle it.
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mosstheboar · 2 days ago
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Vesta Flower
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mosstheboar · 3 days ago
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this is your sign to go doodle a dragon. go do it . now
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mosstheboar · 3 days ago
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before the invasion made it clear that the Russian ability to project military force could best be described as "shambolic" there was a lot of big talk reminiscent of Devereaux's "Fremen Mirage" posts (which I keep thinking of as The Fremen Mystique...) in which the Russian army is a formidable fighting force honed by the brutal environment in which they live (because it's cold? poor? vodka soaked? unclear), while the riches of the Decadent West lead it to field armies of effeminate men (and nonbinary men) who are too busy having gay sex / doing the housework while their wives have lesbian sex, picking out exotic new neopronouns, and transing their gender to do anything useful like developing effective anti-tank weapons or efficient logistics or combined arms tactical doctrines etc.
obviously this is nonsense! but it's surprisingly compelling nonsense given the frequency with which it comes up.
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