#bouncy balls are yummy

[interdimensionaldorito]

How many inches are your heels? And please tell us the truth of what it’s like to eat bouncy balls :>

MY HEELS ARE A INCH FOR EVERY SHORT PERSON I KNOW SO 3 INCHES COUNTING YOUR BOYFRIEND

AS FORE THE BOUNCY BALLS...

MORE CRUMBLY THAN THEY WOULD LIKE YOU TO THINK

[qtssvnwoo]

hii ik ive requested before but could i request a neville x huff!reader where like the reader is really loud and extroverted and has adhd but neville is his quiet self and he loves listening to her ramble about everything and anything? <333333 love your work bestie

You can request as many times as you'd like bestie <333

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His (Chatty) Hufflepuff-Neville Longbottom

Neville wasn’t exactly the most extroverted person. He was typically quiet and didn’t say too much in class unless called upon. He had very few friends, and he honestly kept to himself a lot. Neville was picked on and teased for being ‘forgetful’ and sometimes, it made him sad, but he knew that what the people said was true, so he didn’t mind all too much. 

You on the other hand were like a bouncy ball. You’d talk and talk and talk until you physically could not. You were very energetic and tended to convey that into your words. You had quite a few friends and you were known for talking really fast. People liked you, and knew you as ‘the energetic Hufflepuff’. You had a habit of telling everyone everything and some found it quite annoying, but you didn’t care. 

Thats why, when Neville asked you out one day during fourth year, people were surprised when you said yes. They were even more surprised when you two continued to date for the years following. You and Neville were polar opposites and people found it odd that you two had been together for so long. 

“His quietness would send me through the roof.” Some people would say.

Or

“She’s too loud, and she is quite energetic. I would get annoyed quickly.” Others would say.

But, you never listened to them. Probably because you were too focused on talking to Neville. 

“OH OH OH OH OH. AND THEN, and then Cathrine told Henry that she never actually liked him! Can you believe that? After seven years together you think she would’ve truly liked him. I mean, if it was me, I would’ve never been with Henry because I’m convinced his favorite food is garlic bread! He always smells like garlic. I actually like Garlic I think it's yummy. And I like dipping it in pasta. Do you like Pasta Neville?” 

Neville smiled up at you from where he was sitting. He was trying to do his herbology homework but he was so engrossed in listening to you that his homework had made its way back into his bag. You two were sitting underneath the tree in the courtyard, and Neville watched as you laughed and smiled. Truth is, he was more paying attention to your lips moving and the sound of your laugh than your story, but he still answered you. 

“I like Pasta.” 

“Oh that's good because I LOVE Pasta, if I could eat pasta everyday I could. Well, maybe not everyday because I would get sick of it, and if I got sick of pasta I would be so sad because I LOVE pasta Neville. I really like when they put that white sauce on the pasta too, with the chicken. OH speaking of chicken, did you know my brother has a chicken farm in Italy! He raises chickens, Neville! Can you believe that?”

“I cannot.” 

“Me either, I could never be around chickens. They smell and they are very very loud. Kind of like Henry. OH OH OH Did I tell you that Henry and Cathrine aren’t together? They broke up because Cathrine said that she never liked him.”

You continued to talk, all your stories and little speeches always got mixed and tangled together, but you somehow managed to always bring it back to the main point. 

Neville sat in the courtyard listening to you rant about everything for the next hour, but he didn’t mind it. He loved the way your voice sounded, how you would laugh at your own jokes and the way you always asked him a question every now and then to keep him interested in the conversation. 

People walked past and they wondered how you two could stand each other. But you knew that with Neville’s quietness, and your chattiness, you were a perfect match. And no one could ever make you think otherwise.

[jammed-out]

Hypnovember Day 19 - Personality

“Bimbo Mode.” Polly felt the words slam into her head pushing all of her thoughts to the side. She felt her hips start twirling side to side, her eyes rolling backwards as her mouth fell open into a soft o shape. Her hands went up to start twirling her hair. She felt a wave of excitement bubble up within her and let out a soft giggle.

Her hands fell down to her breasts, they felt so much bigger all of a sudden. She could see them swell out in her hands, blocking out the view of her feet. It was surprising because she knew that normally they were tiny little things but now they were so big and bouncy. Polly started bouncing on the balls of her feet making her titties jiggle. She loved doing that.

“Thanksies master. My brain was hurting my stupid little head.” Polly giggled and sucked on her lower lip eyeing master’s naked cock standing straight up in the air. She could see the bead of precum dripping down the tip, her mouth watering at the sight. “Um like master? Can I totally suck on your cock? It looks really yummy and my mouth is so wet. I promise I’ll do a good job. After all. I’m totally fuckable!” Polly clapped her hands and stuck a pose. She really hoped master would let her suck his cock and then let her ride his cock and then let her cum on his cock. And if she was really good, he wouldn’t bring back Polly’s smart brain till tomorrow.

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[mindibindi]

This is Catya.

Catya has never had toys before.

So it's really hard to pick one.

Meet the Players:

Purple PomPom: First toy ever. Fell off my hot water bottle cover. Bouncy but quiet, unlike other, scarier balls.

Mousie: First ever Xmas toy. Habit of sliding under furniture. Has yummy tail.

Mr Turtle: Newest toy. Crinkley shell. Longs for acceptance.

[earthry]

Brrr! | Phantom & Swiss x Mountain

Content / Warnings: Phantom & Swiss/Mountain, SFW, 546 words, can be read as platonic, no warnings just fluff

Author’s Note: thank you to @copiasjuicebox for the phantom propaganda so i've been thinking about the new bug so much lately also thank you for encouraging me to post this &lt;3 my personal headcanon is that phantom was mostly nonverbal when they were first summoned but after getting more comfortable and confident they become a little talkative bouncy ball of energy. this is set not too long after they first got out of the pit! also copiasjuicebox mentioned the idea of phantom being more like swiss and mountain's adopted kit rather than a ot3 and im in love with that so i wrote this with that hc in mind.

Phantom is introduced to snow for the very first time, much to Swiss and Mountain's amusement.

The first time Phantom is introduced to snow, Mountain and Swiss watch them go crosseyed trying to catch a glimpse of the little cold flecks that tickled their nose. “Brrr,” they trill, nose scrunching and tail flicking curiously.

“Mhm, it’s cold huh?” Mountain hums. He and Swiss hang back a little, letting their little bug explore and discover for themselves. They've been trying to introduce them to more and more things lately, and it was always heartwarming to see them so excited and bouncy over normally mundane things.

“Brrr!” Phantom repeats back in agreement when another ice crystal decides to perch on their nose again, and closes their eyes so they can tilt their head back against their shoulders to the night sky. 

The ministry is surprisingly quiet tonight, the courtyard empty save for a few passing souls. The weather has definitely dipped since the sun had gone down to give way to winter’s first snowfall. A gentle blanket covering the Abby. In the morning there was sure to be many siblings-in-sin and ghouls alike bundled up and playing in the snow.

Phantom's face is cold, all the way from the tips of their ears to their toes. They had run out barefoot at the first sign of soft white confetti, making little mmrs at Swiss and Mountain, pointing with inquisitive peeps. 

“That’s snow, little one.” Swiss laughs, finding the younger ghoul’s awed expressions endearing.

“Snow?” Phantom echoes, tail curling in excitement. They open their eyes again and are met with what feels like love. Fluttering snowflakes swirling in the night sky. Their breaths forming little puffs of air to their delight. 

“Pfffff!” They make little noises as they begin to huff out more breaths, giggling when it hangs in the air in miniature clouds. They don’t particularly understand what’s happening but it’s so fun! 

Phantom chases around a few snowflakes, trying to get them to land on their tongue and making little mmrs of pride and excitement whenever they succeed. It’s not until their ears and nose begin turning a little too red for comfort that Swiss and Mountain intervene. 

“Come on, let’s get you inside before you watch a cold, yeah?” Phantom whines, high pitched and sulky and Swiss laughs. “I know it’s fun but we don’t want you to get sick. We can come back in the morning. If you get sick, you’d have to wait to get better before playing again— you don’t want that do you?”

Phantoms eyes go wide at the prospect of being kept away from snow for so long and shakes their head. “Snow!” They protest. 

“It’ll still be there in the morning, petal.” Mountain rumbles, before offering his hand. “Besides, we can’t try hot chocolate all the way out here now, can we?” His eyes meet Swiss’s with a twinkle before settling back on Phantom, who’s little curious mind has already latched onto the Next New Fun Thing. 

“Chocolate!” Phantom knew what that one was! It was very yummy and sweet and made them super hyper after if they had too much. They eagerly took Mountains hand; his was so much bigger than theirs it practically swallowed their hand but it was warm and reassuring. Phantom’s tail swishing wildly with excitement, the three of them retreated inside.

[nancypullen]

The End of May

How’d that happen? Holy cow, June is knocking on the door and I feel like I just turned the calendar to May.  May is always a busy month though, lots of gardening, mulching, praying to the flower gods, and that sort of thing.  No surprise that it passes in a blur.

Since the last time that I posted on this space we’ve spent another day in D.C., gone to the Caroline County Pride Festival, and to the strawberry festival in Ridgley, just down the road.  We picked up the grandgirl Friday morning and she put mileage on all of the bouncy houses at the festivals.  That girl loves to bounce. D.C. was fun. It was a gorgeous day and we caught the Metro at the New Carrollton station...

just after the morning rush, so it was an easy breezy ride into the city.

We popped up a very short walk from the National Air & Space Museum and had timed entry tickets for opening at 10am. Perfect!  This is Mickey’s favorite museum, so I told him to  go play and I’d just wander.  There’s always something new and interesting.  You can follow the journey from first flight to space stations and rovers.  I was in the area devoted to the story of Orville and Wilbur Wright, the brothers who gave us all wings, when I learned something new. 

 Without Mother Wright we might not have flown, reached the moon, or explored space.

Thanks, Susan.  You can’t help but learn things in any Smithsonian building.  Even the bathrooms are educational.

After spending time in Air & Space ,we went to lunch in Chinatown - and ate at a Mexican restaurant.   That was my fault.  I wanted to go to a place that I remembered, a place I’d loved, and I knew exactly how to get there.  I told Mickey that when we exit the Chinatown Metro station we hang a left and it’s about half a block down.  And that’s exactly where it was...ten years ago.  Oops.  It has moved, we were hungry, and so we ate at a spot nearby.  It was adequate.  We wrapped up our day around 3 o’clock to beat the afternoon rush and hopped a nearly empty train back to New Carrollton where our car was parked. This is where we hang a right.

 It’s really an easy and fun way to swap our sleepy little town for D.C. for a few hours.  

Know what else was fun? The Pride Festival!  Denton is home to Caroline County’s Pride Festival and they do it right - games, food, music, vendors (I bought some yummy linen spray), and just a truly wonderful vibe.  The crowd was so kind, the spirit of the event was pure fun, and everywhere I looked there were messages of love, tolerance, and unity.  It was great.  A temporary wall was put up so that festival attendees could paint on it (kind of like the Lennon wall in Prague!) and it was fun to watch it fill in.  Little Miss tried her hand at dunk tanks, bubble wands, and much more.  If you asked her she’d probably say the best part was the snow cone.

Obviously not the best pics, but her face isn’t showing so I can share them here. She spent most of her time in a bouncy castle and had a ball.

On Sunday we traveled about ten minutes down the road to Ridgely’s strawberry festival.  I’d give it a pass next year.  They had a great kids’ area, numerous bounce houses and obstacle courses, but everything else was overpriced, long lines, and there was real Trumpy vibe to the whole thing.  Not the lighthearted and friendly crowd from Saturday. A lot of the booths were political (aren’t we all sick of that?) and kind of hateful, and there were surprisingly few strawberries.  There was a long line to pay $8 for a styrofoam bowl with strawberry shortcake in it. Nah. Little Miss did get some gorgeous, glittery face paint though.

  We stayed for the parade which was basically every fire truck on the Eastern Shore and some Shriners.  We came home and the grandgirl jumped in her pool and Mickey grilled burgers for dinner.  Good day.

Tomorrow we’ll drive to Rehobeth Beach to visit BrowseAbout Books and enjoy some readings and Q&A with David Sedaris.  All of this is more than we usually do in a month and I’m tired.  I’m not doing a darn thing today. I tossed in some laundry but that’s it.  I did wipe a couple baseboards, but that’s really it. I have resisted the urge to do anything else.  We have leftovers so I’m not even cooking dinner.  Well, I’ve got some Georgia sweetcorn that I’ll cook, but everything else is already in the frig.  Mickey picked out a great watermelon so I may just have corn and melon for dinner.  It’s enough. That’s all the news that is news from the Pullen homestead.  In June we have Tyler’s birthday and Father’s Day, in July we’ll celebrate our 39th wedding anniversary, I think we’re in the clear for August, in September I’ll turn 60 (omg!!), and in October we fly off to Ireland!  After that there won’t be much of 2023 left.  Seems to be whizzing by faster than usual.  Is that what getting old feels like?  I’m not a fan, so I’m just going to enjoy this day. I’m going to listen to the birds sing, read a good book, maybe work on a little craft ,and make the most of this handful of hours.  That’s all a life is, right, moments strung together? I’ll build a happy life one moment at a time. Wishing you all of the happy moments your heart can stand.  Little ones, big ones, even moments of sighing and thinking,“this is nice” - that can be a cool drink on a sunny patio or a long soak in a steamy bath.  It all adds up.  Sending out love, grab it if you need it.

Stay safe, stay well, enjoy the moments. XOXO - Nancy

[oliviainjapann]

May 17th- Odaiba, Barbeque, and TeamLab Planets

Today was the best day yet in Tokyo!! I decided to sleep a little extra and skip breakfast, and then quickly crammed for the quiz! We began our day by traveling to Odaiba! I had no idea what to expect here, as all I knew about it was from what I learned in the reading. I was excited to go to the Fujifilm Museum, however we quickly discovered that the museum no longer exists and all that is left there is the gift shop and observation globe. It was alright, but Tokyo Skytree clears. Then, we were all so hungry so it was time to go to the Japanese BBQ! This was so much fun and so delicious. I was at a grill with my friends and Serena was such a queen and was the grill master of the day. I was so impressed with her skills, and she cooked all of the meats so perfectly. The sausage and chicken was the best thing ever, and the view from the barbeque was also so incredible. Then, it was time for my favorite part of the day- TeamLab planets!!! I had been looking forward to this activity the whole time we’ve been here. We first got some delish chamomile lattes and pistachio and green tea ice cream- so amazing. Then it was our time to enter! Immediately off the bat we were immersed into the multi-sensual experience by walking through water. I thought this was genius to start with as it washed everyone feet for the rest of the exhibits! The first official room we hit was the beautiful dangling lights one. It felt SO magical to be surrounded by all the twinkling lights, and it felt like I was surrounded by a galaxy of stars. We took so many photos here and appreciated all of the different colors that transitioned. The magical music that played in the background was so peaceful and completely upped the experience to a whole other level. The next room took us up to our knees in water- I had to hold most of my long skirt in my hands. It was really cool here because the water was cloudy and was able to illuminate fish swimming around us in circles! We then dried our feet and entered a room where you lied down in the center and watched a series of flowers and plants rotate around you. This was pretty cool but did make me a little dizzy. Then we went into a room with gigantic bouncy balls which was so fun and brought me back to childhood. My favorite room was the final one with the flowers hanging from the ceiling. The sign outside described how the flowers interact with you, and that the closer you get to the flowers the more they interact with you, and you become one with the flowers! We entered by crawling below the vines, and once we reached a spot we liked, we just laid down and observed the flowers moving up and down. The pastel colors were absolutely beautiful, and it smelled so fresh and clean. We were sad this was the last room, so you know what we did? We went through the whole exhibit once again!! This time we just immersed ourselves without photos and enjoyed our last moments here. After this we heading to DiverCity mall to shop around but then got hungry fast so we got yummy Indian that hit. When we left the mall, on our walk to the station, we saw the most beautiful sunset ever. This was actually the first sunset I was able to see here! It was so incredible to see the sun setting behind the buildings of Tokyo, with the rainbow bridge in the background as well. I’m currently on the train ride back, and seeing the sunset is making me emotional that we only have one more day left in Tokyo. I went into this trip hoping the days would go by fast because I thought I would be so homesick, but now I want time to rewind so I can experience all my days here again! Tokyo, I love you!!

Academic Reflection

Today’s reading about Odaiba was very relevant to our experience at Odaiba. I thought it was so interesting to learn about what Odaiba was and why it was established. The text described how recently there has been a push to create consumption based spaces and this has had a great influence on the development of cities. The contrast of Odaiba to the rest of Tokyo was unmatched. The mainland contains so much rich history and beautiful temples, shrines, and traditional Japanese architecture and features, while Odaiba is so modern and technologically advanced. It was also much more open and felt very vast, and it felt like it was not as dense or cluttered with people. It is clear that this island was made to give off a more futuristic and perfect image of Japan in order to generate money and popularity through the theme-parkesque town.

The text also described how the three elements of work, play, and leisure were all supposed to be portrayed here, however it did not work as well as they had hoped. It is a difficult challenge to combine all three aspects in a cohesive and sustainable way. Also, when we arrived at the FujiFilm area, it almost felt dystopian to be there. As the reading described, it was very insightful to see how many films and anime that Fujifilm has control over, and how vast this company is in this country and outside of it. I wish we got to actually see the studio like we had hoped, but nevertheless it was interesting to see this gigantic building with the sphere of the top. This building demonstrates the work part of Odaiba, while also incorporating some play with it being a tourist attraction. I do prefer mainland Tokyo to Odaiba, but it was a cool experience to see both sides of this wonderful city.

[twsthoodstar]

Twst x Pokémon Pt. 3

This is a part 3 of the last Pokémon post I did, this time with the vice dorm leaders. Sorry this is so late, I’ve been feeling under the weather recently 😓 But I’m starting to feel better now.

Request/idea received from this Anon

Babysitting their crush’s Pokémon while they’re away. However, that task has proven more difficult than expected.

Trey Clover ♣️

Trey was both delighted and nervous when you asked him to babysit Slurpuff. He had only hoped it wouldn’t be as troublesome as certain glutinous monster cat, although he had to admit he was curious. Slurpuff looked so soft and squishy! It couldn’t be that much of a handful could it?

Well needless to say, Slurpuff was actually very helpful in the kitchen. It’s unique sense of smell helped pick the best ingredients and it was more than happy to aid in assembling the treats for the Unbirthday Party, nudging Trey to taste the batter. It reminded Trey of his little siblings back home, how they’d always try and sneak a piece.

However, it all went downhill once the part started. One by one everyone’s cakes and cookies disappeared without a trace. Unaware of the pink Pokémon sneakily using Physic to float the wonderful pastries into its mouth. But it’s cover was blown when it tried to steal Riddle’s tart, and Trey had to step in before the poor little thing lost its head.

Ruggie Bucchi 🐾

Better hope Ruggie doesn’t eat your precious little bundle of wool, might be hard to hold himself back. Shi shi shi, he’s only kidding! He wouldn’t do that to you! Unfortunately, Wooloo seemed to take that very personally and rolled away! It hadn’t even been 5 minutes and Ruggie was already chasing it down!

Poor Wooloo; perhaps leaving it in a dorm full of hungry carnivores wasn’t the greatest idea. Because it zoomed all over the place, trying to flee from any large beastmen. Though I’m sure it looked hilarious seeing the vice dorm leader chasing after a living pillow. Ruggie eventually needed Jack’s help in catching the little guy, and it surprisingly took a liking to the first year!

Wooloo was all over Jack, hiding behind his legs and nuzzling into his bushy tail. Peering at Ruggie with big nervous eyes. He hadn’t planned for this, Ruggie wanted to show you just how responsible he was all on his own, that included caring for your pet. But it couldn’t be helped. Jack hadn’t planned to babysit, but it seemed he had no other choice.

Jade Leech 🐬

(I love Psyduck so much 🥰)

Now Psyduck here is a bit of a special case, so you were a bit hesitant to leave it with Jade. Now there was nothing to worry about, Jade makes sure your Psyduck is well taken care of, he’ll pamper it to perfection. He has claimed he enjoys serving others. Although it appears Psyduck is a rather sensitive creature. But that just makes things more interesting, plus it’s adorable to boot.

Constantly rubbing it’s head, it takes in its surroundings rather slowly. It barely realized you left the room and was just recently waddling around looking for you, poor dear. 😅 Well this shouldn’t be a problem; playtime with rubber duckies, drawing a bath, Jade makes sure Psyduck is in top shape until you get back! However, there was one mishap Jade wasn’t preparing for.

It takes special skill to escape Jade’s well trained eye, and Psyduck just happened to find that perfect moment. Before it knocked into Jade’s terrarium, spilling out all kinds of plants and muck onto the floor with a big bump on its head. It was an accident, but Psyduck couldn’t shake that sudden glare in the eel’s eye. Not even when Jade rubbed its bruised head affectionately.

Floyd Leech 🦈

Oh boy, Gible was not happy about you leaving. Especially leaving its care to a stranger like Floyd. It stomped around and grumbled like a fussy toddler, aggressive to anyone that came near it. While everyone was afraid of getting their hand chewed off, Floyd remained as careless and as brave as ever. So Shrimpy left this little sharkie to be his playmate? How fun!

Gible did not want to play with Floyd, it tried making that as clear as possible. Playing basketball? Deflated. Some squeaky toys? Shredded to pieces. Dancing? It chomped the radio to bits. A yummy platter? Scarfed it down, plate and all. Floyd was clearly losing his patience and started to shift into one of his outrageously random mood swings.

Talk about bad timing when you have an angry Gible pouting across the room. Floyd, now upset the Pokémon wasn’t accepting his friendship, made the mistake of trying to squeeze it. Gible bit him 😬. Chomped right down on his hand, but suprisingly Floyd was fine. It did take Azul and Jade awhile to pry it off, then to keep Floyd from biting back! Hopefully, you’ll return soon before the Lounge ends up in shambles.

Jamil Viper 🐍

Honestly Jamil thinks your Salandit is super cool. Sly and cunning with a streak of mystery, it reminds him of himself. (You smug snake 😑) It was almost the perfect pet for himself, a powerful on way that. Now I’m sure Jamil has some experience with animals, he is Kalim’s right hand man and a servant of the Asim family, the kid knows a thing or two about parades.

So it’s a cake walk babysitting Salandit, at least for the most part. Pokémon are unpredictable creatures and unknown to Twisted Wonderland, so Jamil’s in for a big surprise when Salandit starts dripping actual v e n o m. The red liquid oozes out of its mouth as it starts to burn small holes in the carpet. Of course panics because, that carpet is expensive! And why did you have such a creature in your possession!

He was not prepared for this. Apparently it was having a scuffle with Kalim’s magic carpet, the piece of matting simply wanted to play with Scarabia’s new guest, but the poisonous fire-type took it as a threat instead. Chasing each other around like wild dogs. Reacting quickly, Jamil put it outside using Snake Whisper before things escalated, but decided to give you a call.

Rook Hunt 🏹

You thought Jade was pampering, Rook is over the moon for this fairy type! What a wonderful creature, absolutely beautiful! Rook is completely captivated by the fairy-like creature, the pure pink essence of love in its true form!~ ✨ As he puts it anyways. 😅 Rook will smother Sylveon with attention!

He’ll groom it to perfection and flaunt it to the entire dorm, this of course draws some attention. No one has ever seen a creature quite like Sylveon, with its sweet voice and flowing ribbons. And you left Rook himself in charge to take care of it isn’t that wonderful! ~ ✨ This basically turned into one big photo shoot, with Rook at the center gushing over his new friend.

He even takes Sylveon out on a hunt stroll with him. Man cries when it wraps it’s ribbons around it’s wrist. Let’s just hope no rowdy students make fun of their little adventure, they’ll have a merciless arrow drawn back ready to face them. Rook won’t tolerate gossiping, no one is allowed to tarnish the beauty you and your partner share together.

Ortho Shroud 🤖

Ortho was more than happy to take care of Pikachu for you! He was the one that actually accepted in the first place. It was just so cute and round and soft and friendly, a perfect companion for our little Ortho! Plus, he was really excited to analyze it for his database. Although, in reality he took this opportunity to get Idia out of his shell and help him.

Humans and animals were already a well known subject Ortho knew plenty about, even a few beasts were a well known species. So a loveable Pokémon shouldn’t serve a problem. While Idia wasn’t all that excited about watching a living, breathing, messy pet (virtual pets were much easier) Ortho was not having it and saw this as a good experience.

Playtime was his favorite, Pikachu was just so fast and full of energy. Zipping back and forth with a Quick Attack to chase the bouncy ball, or using its tail to play catch. It was such a cheerful little sunshine, it even shocked Ortho a bit with its cheeks. Emitting little sparks of electricity, which felt really nice. They’re both just so cute together, Idia snuck a few pictures of them napping together.

Lilia Vanrouge 🍷

Another child for Lilia to adopt!! Oh how precious! Immediately Lilia’s fawning over your cute Noibat, however, you tell Lilia to be careful as this Pokémon is quite young. Of course Lilia heads your warning and bids you a graceful farewell, before rushing off with the cutie in his arms to flaunt to his whole dorm.

Almost immediately Lilia’s going to test his cooking skills; a growing boy like that needs to eat right? Well don’t worry, chef Lilia will whip up something nice, which of course has Noibat cheering for a hot meal. The trio of terrified fae and their drowsy human: they couldn’t have Lilia kill off something so precious, you’d be heartbroken!

However, perhaps they were a bit too slow in stopping Lilia, because thanks to his magic he had already whipped up a horrendous looking hole of soup. But what had everyone’s jaws dropping was that Noibat enjoyed it! It even cooed for seconds, nudging Lilia with the bowl. Of course Lilia was over the moon, he’ll have to ask to babysit more often.

[boislut-neo]

So Neo, I heard you're always the first one invited to "boys only" parties. Just a couple of dudes being bros, nothing weird about that right?

Neo giggled quietly to himself as the music blasted throughout the room, a guys night with tons of much larger, much more masculine students all gathered around and enjoying some drinks~ Dudes being bros, guys being guys, and Neo, squat down low on a table twerking those extra fat globes of pale, wobbly, rippling boi booty for the men all watching and sitting back~! Just bros being bros, obviously~!

Nothing weird about Neo dressed like a naughty little whore for all these men, just some friendly dares~! Like how they dared him to come to the party dressed in his favorite little pair of skintight, pink and white booty shorts that rode up between his bouncing cheeks like a thong, showing off his cute and pathetic little bulge while he shook his fat ass like a pro stripper for the men behind him~! Said little booty shorts obviously said "Butt Slut" across each of his plump, slutty cheeks~

There were other bois doing similar things, but Neo didn't care, not when he wiggled, shook, and bounced his wide, feminine hips for the group behind him, both of those pale globes wobbling with each twerk of his girly ass, lewdly clapping together to the music while he heard the men he was entertaining cheer and catcall~! Some even threw singles at his twerking ass while others recorded the show, flashes of cameras and calls for private shows following close behind~

Neo worked hard to bring these studs to 'the dark side', guys nights getting more frequent, and growing with each one, and all because one slutty little boi wanted to show that bois made the best fuckdolls~ The squeals and squeaks of the other bois getting railed obviously meant that the party was finally getting started, and the nice hard smack across his pale cheeks was all the signal Neo needed to drop down from his little stage and plop his girly ass on a stud's lap, twerking his extra juicy, creamy smooth cheeks up and down the massive log in the stud's pants~

One look over his shoulder, and a cute little wink, proved the stud was who Neo thought it was, the massive green haired member of Team SSSN, a stud twice Neo's size, and with a cock as thick as his girly wrist~ A cock that's wrecked little cute little boipussy more then a few times, and it's always a treat, no matter how much Emerald tells the little slut to stay away from him~

"Fuckin' hell I love those shorts." Was all Neo heard growled into his ear before he felt a large pair of hands on his wide hips, the man helping him grind his cock between those cheeks by humping to match his twerking~

Neo only giggled, smiling and letting the man hump his cheeks as much as he wanted~ Neo was here to please, the entertainment of the party~ He didn't need to be paid though, the exchange was simple~ The studs of the party got a couple of holes to fuck, and use, and abuse all night, and Neo got all the fat, musky, veiny, throbbing cocks his little heart desired~!

Speaking of, Neo looked to the right of him where an equally large stud sat, looking at his fat ass appreciatively, and with a large bulge of his own~ Neo loved parties, cause it meant he was allowed to reach over, all while Sage enjoyed his twerking, undo the man's pants, and pull free his massive pillar of throbbing meat, palming the broad, precum leaking tip while he admired the size and shape~

Atop the man's long red hair were an extra pair of ears, long and canine like, well, Neo hoped canine, and he was proven right when his girly fingers slid up and down that fat cock and down to the wide knot at the base of his bitchbreaker, making Neo's needy little heart flutter~

The loud and meaty smack across his ass broke him from his needy trance, his cheeks jiggling and rippling long after the slap from Sage, and Neo knew he was too horny for the foreplay, he needed to be fucked now~!

Motioning the knotty stud to move over, Neo lodged himself on all hours in the middle of the couch between both studs, his absolutely bouncy bubble booty raised high and bouncing for Sage while Neo lowered his face down to the fat knotted cock, his plump, glossy lips meeting the tip for a quick kiss before spearing that cock halfway down his throat with a loud, wet, nasty gag and slurp~!

Neo's lips were sealed perfectly around that doggy cock like a vacuum as he slid it out of his throat and mouth to the tip, cheeks hollowed, his lips dragging along it for the sluttiest little blowjob face the man had ever seen, all while loud, wet, needy slurping and sucking echoed past his glossy lips~ The man above him could only groan in pleasure, and Neo heard Sage behind him, undoing his belt before he felt his slutty booty shorts get yanked down his meaty thighs~

With only a tiny thong between his cute little hole and Sage's masculine bitchbreaker, Neo wiggled his ass for the man before he felt that massive, steel hard, veiny monster slap down between his cheeks for a quick hotdogging~! Neo's own tiny little clitty leaked helplessly in his pretty pink panties as Sage grabbed his plump cheeks and spread them for his cock, pulling the thong aside to press the tip of his leaking cock against the adorable little pink pucker~

And just as Neo slurped hard on the fat cock between his lips, feeling the man grab a fist full of his pink and brown hair to force his throat down on that fat cock till the fat knot pushed passed his lips and into his mouth, Neo couldn't help the girly squeal as he felt Sage slam balls deep in one hard, fast, brutal thrust of his narrow hips~

"Fuuuuuck!" Neo wasn't even sure who said it, one nuts deep in his throat, the other balls deep in his boipussy, Neo could barely remember his own name passed the feeling of getting stuffed like a naughty little whore and the raw, masculine, musk of the stud's pubes his nose was buried in~!

Sage knew how Neo liked it though, so without a single second wasted he yanked his cock to the tip out of his pretty little hole and slammed back in even harder and faster, starting up a brutal, animalistic pace of fucking that fat ass so hard and fast he swore the whole party could hear those fat cheeks clapping against his hips, both globes rippling with every single smack of flesh on flesh while his cock spread that hole wide~

Neo's entire world rocked and bounced as a massive stud twice his size fucked his little backdoor like it was his personal fucksleeve, slamming in nuts deep like a jackhammer, his own fat, dark, musky balls slapping against his cute little coinpurse and reminding Neo how pathetic his little package is in the best way possible~! And between his lips Neo was currently getting his tonsils swabbed by that fat knotted cock, his new faunus friend realizing bois were made to get pounded like sluts~

Nuts slapped against Neo's chin while a knot filled his mouth, and each and every single fast, brutal slam into his asshole of that massive monster cock banged against his little prostate in ways that made his little cock squirt watery, pathetic cum with every, single, thrust~!

Neo's eyes were crossed in pure pleasure while he squealed like the whore he was, loving every single second of his double stuffing while he gagged, choked, and cried from the cock in his throat~! Mascara poured down his cheeks while the pleasure overwhelmed his slutty mind~!

At some point Neo heard the faunus between his lips swear and snarl before he felt and tasted a thick, stringy, chunky, yummy blast of nut into his mouth and down his throat, and he didn't even need to wait to start swallowing that cum like water~! Looking up at the man Neo opened up wide as he yanked free and blasted a last few ropes of nut across his cute little face, right across his tongue, and even covering one eye~

Of course behind him, Sage wasn't so quick to cum, pushing Neo's face down against the couch and really making him arch his back~! Neo drooled and squealed as the man really got into his anal railing, slamming in so hard and fast he swore he heard the couch creak under him, the loud slapping of wet flesh on flesh so loud he knew other were watching, and Neo fucking loved feeling so small and helpless for a real man to use and fuck like he owned him~!

"Fucking hell!!" Sage snarled, slamming in as hard and fast as he could into the naughty little faggot, blowing his back out while he slam fucked that fat girly ass like he hated the little boi slut. Fuck that little hole felt like a goddamn vice around his cock, and he couldn't stop himself from giving that fat ass a nice hard slap on each cheek, just to leave his hand print on those wobbly globes. "You love that fucking cock, don't you faggot!!"

Sage never minded if it was a chick or a boi, as long as they had a nice fat ass to pound full of cum, he was a happy guy, and Neo just so happened to be the smallest, thiccest little girlyboi he'd ever fucked~

Neo's panties were a mess as every single slam against his P-spot made him squirt, made him cum like a little whore from that massive monster balls deep in his little boipussy~! And he just couldn't stop himself from grabbing the edge of the couch and throwing his fat, girly bubble butt back into Sage's thrusts, squealing and crying in pure pleasure the whole time.

The large stud could barely hold back from blowing his load right then and there, but he knew there was a right way to fuck a whore like Neo.

Sweat dripped down their bodies as Sage suddenly grit his teeth and started slamming in nuts deep even hard, pushing the boi down onto the couch for the hardest anal ramming he'd had all week. With a snarl of pleasure, the sounds of wet slapping grew louder and faster, Neo's squeals more girly and needy as he was pinned face down on the couch in a rough, brutal, frantic prone boning that left him feeling trapped under the brutal stud rearranging his insides, his eyes crossing in pleasure while his tongue hung out of his mouth~!

Sage didn't care that he hadn't paid a single second of attention to that little pathetic clitty, he knew Neo got off to being treated like a girl, and that meant he never touched his own little dick, just like Sage liked his bois, completely addicted to cock and hands free orgasms. And he was currently railing the perfect boi, so hard he literally felt the couch under them break something, didn't know what, but the cushion definitely felt like it had more give as he bit the small bois neck and slam fucked him like a beast in heat, slamming as hard as he could while his nuts clenched against him, right up until Sage blew his load balls deep in the little fairy's fat fucking ass, not that it stopped him from fucking him.

And Neo only screamed in pleasure into the cushions, the boiling hot feeling of pure bliss filling his insides while the stud continued to ram his little prostate like he wanted it to hurt, and Neo was only losing his fucking mind to pleasure the whole time~! He could literally only lie there and take it like a good little butt slut, like a good little girl, and it felt so fucking good~!!

Every second felt like hours as Sage continued ramming his creamy, sloppy, cum filled boipussy until his very last spurt of creamy goodness~!

And when the man finally grunted and yanked his cock free, Neo shakily but quickly dropped off of the couch and onto his knees, swiftly taking Sage's massive, dark, cum covered cock between his lips, loudly slurping the cum off his bitchbreaker lovingly, jerking the base of his cock while slurping and sucking as hard as he could to get every last drop of his newest Daddy's nut~!

And while Neo choked on that cock, cleaning it off with just his tongue, Neo reached back and spread his ass for the next stud to cum fuck and abuse, cause the night literally just started, and Neo was far from done, if the sounds of a stud undoing his belt was any indication~

[theloserarmy]

I love Kirby, I have never played one of his games, I am only vaguely aware of some of his lore from tumblr posts, he is just a little boy to me and I love him. He is a bouncy ball made of bubble gum you could pinch him, he likes to eat yum yum yummy!

[lagycart]

rinjin shokudo 隣人食堂, bukit jalil.

just happen to see this place before on social media and decided to have lunch here last weekend. the eatery is pretty spacious, not too crowded, which is nice. the set menu they offer is really nice, where you get to customize everything, 1 main dish, 2 side dishes, with drinks and dessert.

we both picked different food items to try out different things, i picked stir-fried handmade chicken ball with unagi chawanmushi and tamagoyaki, yes i really love eggs. my friend picked wagyu steak with marinated octopus and sweet corn. it also comes with miso soup or pork vegetables soup. the food is nice, appetizing and satisfying while not being too much. the flavors blends well and is appetizing, and the simple aesthetics is really comforting.

the yuzu tea is bottled, very refreshing and smells so nice, if you enjoy the yuzu taste. flower tea looks pretty, but has really bland taste, would prefer green tea instead. desserts are pretty small so it’s not too much of burden after a hearty meal. matcha cheesecake has a layer of red beans in it, and the texture is pretty good and yummy. the jelly is very refreshing and bouncy, would prefer to have a bigger cup though.

overall, we enjoyed the meal which was satisfying, and probably quite healthy and balanced, and it’s great to be able to customize all the dishes in the set meal to each preferences. the price here is slightly higher, but you do get good quality food in return, so it’s kinda nice as a treat.

[azizalaziza]

Bonbon honey hums and sugar plums crumb from you sweet darling Yummy smile, Sugar style, Candy coated charming Chocolate swirl hypnotize Dipped in Jordan almond eyes, Mellifluous mesmerize Marshmallow halo star rings I wish I may I wish I might Have graham cracker Hershey kiss good nights And wake them with lemon drop sunlight’s Which melt atop cotton candy kites For breakfast may I have the flavor From your caramel apple cheeks to savor? And blueberry bouncy balls for brunch That mingle amid your granola crunch   Wash em’ down with purple passion punch Take a break, leave some room for lunch Tasty tasty, not so hasty my chocolate velvet puddin’ pie But, since we’re on this sugar high Let’s take our frosting wings to fly And whisk through whipped cream summer skies Then quench the world with fruit juice July’s

Azza Gallab

[glmtwnbrtz]

“I just ate a piece of Satan” “I like gods but I don’t like rules” “I’m Satan” “No I’m Satan” .. “Fine I’m the Satan of the gay hell” “WHAT DO YOU WANT” “money”.. “ok that’s fair” “I’m gonna memorize every word in the alphabet” “You have the Satan meat” *pulling on shirt* “I need my top!” “No you don’t” “I have my gay shirt” “I’m gray and gay” “I heard murder and was immediately interested” *eating a lollipop* “This tastes like nail polish”.. ”Oh wait this is watermelon” *playing chess* “Oh no I can’t castle” *teacher to student playing chess* “I just want to kill you” *playing chess again* “W-wait I don’t wanna win yet” *other dude wins* “Now I get to flip the table” *flips table* *teacher notices* “Hey only I get to flip the table!” “Why are you scrolling through Instagram that’s not very French class of you” “Yay murder!” “Change taxes I AM NOT THE GOVERNMENT” “This is your child” *throws plastic bag* *pops it* “NO YOU KILLED IT” “Wow (Redacted) spanking (redacted)?” “AGAIN??!!!” *blocking door* *pushes door open* “Literally.. just die” *wacked with rainbow glowing stick* “You have been gay-ed” “Your long son” *pops plastic bag* “NOOO” “I’m getting big brain” “Bouncy Ben” “Get murdered” “I don’t like homophobist” “Oh no gay” “McZucc” “I feel like stabbing today. You wanna get stabbed buddy?” “Nani the fuq?” “She’s taller than me she’s not gonna get scared by a small rat” “Do you have any disgusting pepperonis I could have?” “I am the disgusting pepperoni” “Yummy” “All these kids are gonna die” “So are you” “Fricc” *smacking table in unison* “Is this a cult ritual?” “Yes” “Is the bear high?” “Got too much shrooms” “They’re private!” “Pirate? Arrrr, ho ho ho” ... “Wait no” “Is it socially acceptable to jump out a window?” “Ok go do it!” “What’s wrong senpapi?” “I have Jesus on my shir- OH MY GOD” “(Redacted) peed himself!” “That’s scarring” “Why are you peeing on the floor (redacted)?” “HELP HE’S HARASSING MY SON” “Her illegally adopted son” “Oh no” *slowly getting pushed into closet* “Wow never thought I’d be in here again” “Two, four, six, eight, why do people still think think I’m straight!” “He’s Shrexy” “Yeet her out the window Shrek” “Oh I was thinking he’d roundhouse kick her and jump out the window” “They’ve been Jesus-ed” “Shrek is Jesus confirmed” “Is this a cult ritual?” “Shrek’s lookin thicc” “Awww! Now he commits murder” “He looks like my dad but white” “NANI??!!” “Shrek is your dad” “He used logic in my murderous plot” “That white guy is good at blocking” “The Grinch is dummy thicc” “If the Grinch can get someone, I can get someone” “You’re short!” “No I’m not!” “I’m sad!” “Hiya high rabbit!” “Let the gays be gays” “You can’t go wrong with a little bit of Hannah Montana” *putting a pillow under someone’s head* “What are you doing?” “Oh just making you comfortable on your death bed” “I’m so evil that I almost killed an entire civilization” “that’s the spirit!” “Why are you blowing on a wiener- that sounds wrong” “Your water bottle is peeing on me!” “I’m sorry I hurt your wenis like that” “Ow my knee!” “I ate them” “Nooooo!!” “Munchie munchie” “Your spine is mine!” “My water is running out of water” “I hear kazoos in the distance, oh no” “Oh no he’s gay too” “I started an epidemic” “You started a cult, that’s what you did” “What do I hear about hiding a body?” “Nothing nothing, don’t worry about it” “That’s how I peaked academically, the graphite in my head powered my brain” “Never give up on your dreams, keep sleeping!” “She’s eyeing my pepperonis in a way I don’t like” “Id love to be murdered by Ms (redacted)” “What why?” “To say I got chased by Ms (redacted)” “Sorry I don’t speak dumba**” “I want to learn how to say eat a frickin toaster in Japanese but it’s too hard” “Hello fellow gays” “Hello my fellow homos” “I may be straight but you guys are great” *tugging on friends sleeve* “I don’t get paid enough for this” “This tastes interesting I’m scared” “You should be” “Ariel left the ocean to get some d**k” “I strangled Winnie the Pooh” “You’re all gonna die, especially you, and you. You’re gonna die a slow and painful death” “The law can go die” “What’s one of my gay quotes” “Aww someone erased the gay” “I am being threatened” “What is the threat” “He’s threatening to shove his balls in my pants” “Where did the gays go? They’ve disappeared” *one minute later* “Oh there’s the gay, I’ve missed you guys!” *two minutes later* “I lost the gays again! Wait never mind there they are” “I can’t speak anymore since I got kabonked” “I don’t like you anymore since you kabonked me” “You are banished from this unholy planet earth” “How dare you turn the devil into a furry” “You two are banned from living” “He doesn’t deserve the wee wees” “Math with Alabama hammerman uwu” “We wouldn’t have to this now if you crackheads just listened to me!” “I am not crack-I’m not crack *laughs*” “I’m high off my own thoughts I’m sorry” “You sound like a hyperventilating cat” “I love cracking bones” “Do you wanna know why there’s green on their hands? They killed Shrek” “I-“ “We do not need to go to the cult corner” “Stop being mean to each other or else I’m gonna steal your thumbs” “You juiced the pencil”

[little-inside]

Update and haul from The Works!

They had a sale on, and I got an activity chest with the most awesome letter writing sets so that I can write to my Little friends!!

(if you'd like to be Little penpals message me!)

It also had a really fun art pad with ideas, stickers and a stamper!

I also got some sparkly unicorn stickers which are already used ahem (I'm not the kind of little who finds it hard to use stickers. I love them!!)

Aand a beautiful book all about moon magic because silly big me likes that kind of stuff...

And a Den set!! I had my eyes on this for ages and the price went down after the holidays so I snatched it up! I can't wait to start building dens with daddy!!

Also even thought I didn't get it at The Works, I got some yummy gummy candy shipped from Germany because I wanted to try them and all my favourite asmrtists were trying them ^^;

They are super soft and a funny texture, kinda like a bouncy ball, but super soft! And they have sour jelly in the middle!

Right now I'm just getting over being poorly, silly winter!

-little-inside (Lil)

[princess-t-xoxo-blog]

Easter Baskets! 🐣

Caregivers!! Easter is a week away from today (April 1st)! If you and your little celebrate Easter, keep reading! Littles! If you don't have a CG, that's totally okay! Get a few little things or make yourself a whole basket! Here's a list of things for Easter!

❤️A basket! Start with this. This is what you can put everything in! They can be super cute. They can be wooden or they can be soft and shaped like bunnies or other animals! They come in all kinds of colors!

❤️Stuffies! There's bunnies, chicks, I've even seen dinosaurs! There's also a brand of stuffies I love called Squishmallows and they have easter themed stuffies like bunnies, pink cows, chicks, lambs, and more. They're super soft and come in many sizes!

❤️Coloring books! Princess ones are always good, but depending on what you/your little like, look for others. There's so many!

❤️Coloring supplies! Crayons, markers, colored pencils, gel pens, etc. Crayola is a great brand and not too expensive usually!

❤️Paints! Can be messy, but great pictures come out of finger painting!

❤️Stickers/Sticker Books! Sticker books can be similar to coloring books but sometimes have more fun activities!

💛Candy! There are lots of classic easter candies out such as jelly beans, Peeps (chicks and bunnies), Pez dispensers, and big chocolate bunnies!

💛Kinder Eggs! For us in the US, Kinder Eggs are new and exciting! Chocolate and a toy?! Can it get any better?!

💛Reese's! Reese's comes out with all kinds of stuff! They have Reese's Eggs (they are like the Reese's cups but they have even more yummy peanut butter), giant Reese's Eggs, chocolate and peanut butter bunnies, and more!

💛Full bags of candy! Brands like Kit Kats, Reese's, and Hershey's sell bags of their candy that's Easter themed and it's mini versions of their candies!

💛Snacks! If you/your little doesn't like candy or isn't allowed to much candy, snacks are great! There's fruit snacks and gummies, Gushers, Fruit Rollups, Goldfish, and lots more! Just find what you/your little like!

💚Sports Stuff! Are you or your little active? This is a great option! You can get regular sports stuff, or I even saw an easter themed bat and ball for baseball at Walmart. The bat was a carrot!

💚Pool/Beach toys! Spring is here and Summer is getting close. That means it's time to get outside! You can get pool floats, water guns, sand shovels and buckets, and lots more! These will come in handy if you're near a beach (ocean or lake) or even an indoor pool!

💚Socks/Slippers/Sandals! You can find Easter themed fuzzy socks or just some good slippers for around the house! And with the weather getting warmer, it's good to have sandals or flip flops!

💚A kite! Kites are so much fun when it's windy! They usually aren't too expensive, and come in lots of different designs. You can have a great day even if it's windy!

💚Sidewalk chalk! It gets you/your little outside, and they still get to color!

💙Bouncy Balls! Sometimes you can get really big ones, and they're super fun to bounce around and play catch with! If you do get the big ones, you might want to just set it by the basket!

💙Jump Rope! Gets you/your little active and is super fun! Try cool moves with your jump rope like crisscross if you're really good!

💙Cars/Trucks! These can be fun inside or outside, and super fun with friends too!

💙Dolls! You can get Barbie, Little People, Princess dolls, etc! There's lots!

💙Nerf Guns! There's designs for little boys and little girls, but get whatever you/your little likes best! Just be careful!

💜Legos! Again there are designs for little boys and little girls, but get whichever! They're super fun to build! (PSSST! Caregivers! These can keep your littles busy if you've got some adult stuff to do!)

💜Littlest Pet Shops! They're sooo cute! There's all kinds of little animals and they're super fun to play with!

💜My Little Pony! Again, super cute and super fun to play with!

💜Paw Patrol! I've seen little dolls/figures of all the pups, cars and race tracks, and stuffies!

💜Hatchimals! Since they come in eggs, I'm seeing them a lot in Easter stuff! Specifically, I've seen a 12 pack of mini hatchimal eggs!

💖 Board Games! I don't know about you/your little, but I loooove playing board games with my caregiver and my friends! Depending on the size, stick them in the back of the basket or to the side of the basket! Some of my favorites are Monopoly, Trouble, and Sorry!

💖Card Games! These could fit in the baskets better and are still super fun! I love UNO!

💖Playdough! So many colors! So many things to do with it!

💖Slime! It's so fun to play with! There's so many different kinds of Slime! You can even get kits to make your own Slime! Just be careful of messes!

💖Kinetic Sand! I think it's super relaxing! I love playing with it! Again, be careful of messes!

💗Comic Books! Do you/your little love superheroes? Find them a couple comic books!

💗Story books! Some littles love reading/being read to before bed. Get a few books for bedtime or things like long car rides!

💗Building Blocks! Building words or sentences can be really fun for some littles!

💗Bath toys! Rubber ducks! Bubble bath! Bath crayons! Bath bombs! So! Many! Fun! Bath! Toys!

💗Bottles! If you/your little likes bottles or sippy cups, get some new ones! There's lots of different colors and designs like cartoons and princesses!

💝Hair accessories! Bows, hair ties, clips, etc! Check out Claire's if there's one near you!

💝Pacis! If you/your little like Pacis, check out some other Tumblr blogs or Etsy shops! There are so many great people who make great adult pacis! Some can even custom make a paci for you! You can also try to find some in store if your short on time! Just make sure they're adult pacis so they don't hurt your/your littles teeth!

💝Onesies! Again, look on Etsy! There's so many designs!

💝Diapers! Depending on what age you/your little regress to, these can be wonderful!

💝Night Lights! There are lots of different ones you can get at lots of different stores! Toys R Us has a battery operated light that projects a rainbow across the room! These can help littles at bedtime that don't like the dark!

🐣🌸🌈These are all great ideas for Easter baskets, or just for presents and rewards! If you're a CG and you live with your little, you can also get plastic eggs and fill them with candy or small toys and hide them around the house when they're sleeping! Or leave that up to the Easter Bunny 😉 If you're a LDR Caregiver, hurry and grab some stuff and mail it to your little in the form of a care package! Or again, if you're a little without a CG, there's nothing wrong with treating yourself and getting yourself a basket! I hope this has helped! Have a Happy Easter! 🌈🌸🐣

[potteresque-ire]

Boba Milk Tea (Or... would Hermione enjoy the milk of a Tit Overlord?)

This morning, I can’t shake off the urge to explain a term: Boba, as in Boba Tea (also known as Pearl Tea, or Bubble Tea), because I’ve read about Harry & Co. enjoying Boba in fics, I’ve seen posts that make sexual jokes on the term and... I wonder, if people know. That this term has always been sexual and in a way that... I’d imagine some of my friends here in fandom may want to learn a little more.

As the title may imply already: the term “Boba”, in its native tongue (Cantonese, a Chinese dialect), means Tit Overlord...

(More under the cut. Please be warned for a brief mention of sexual harassment. The origin of the term “Boba” isn’t pretty.)

I checked just now, and there are a sparse number of websites that mention briefly that Boba is also a slang for large-chested women. That’s a ... gentler way to put it, and a tad misleading. When Taiwan (the Home of Yummy Tea Drinks) borrowed the term from Hong Kong (a city in Southern China, then a British colony), it wasn’t “also” a slang, the term Boba did not have other connotations and it wasn’t even a description for a group of women. It was the nickname for a specific actress, developed by the tabloids who followed her. 

The actress’s name was Amy Yip. She was a TV starlet in the 1980′s who, in order to make it in the then competitive and lucrative Hong Kong entertainment industry, got a set of implants. Large-chested Asian women are relatively rare, and those who were willing to show their chest in the 80s--not even the whole thing, just in a low-cut, for example, were even rarer. Amy became famous and starred in several popular movies (most of which were sexual comedies)--but people rarely referred to her name. Boba, that was what they called her, “Bo 波” meaning “ball” which was/is a disrespectful/sexual slang for breasts (ie one wouldn’t call their mom’s breasts “Bo”), and “Ba 霸”, meaning ”overlord“. And they would make her talk about her chest in every interview, and most discussions about her were about when she would finally strip and show it all (she never did). 

Her rise in stardom coincided with the rise of Bubble Tea in Taiwan, which at the time was culturally influenced by Hong Kong (like how most of Asia is influenced by Kpop these days). Business got competitive quickly, and so people had to think of ways to draw attention to their product. One company made the tapioca pearls larger, and since the quality of the pearls is measured by its chewiness (in Taiwan, they call this quality “Q” -- a specific kind of chewiness that feels like the thing bounces between your teeth before they can sink in), they decided to borrow the term “Boba” for the following reasons:

1) The more literal take: tapioca pearls are balls (remember: “ball” refers to breasts in Cantonese), and the pearls to be marketed were big balls (thus were ”overlords” in the tapioca ball world)

2) The implied but culturally understood take #1: These balls are bouncy (”Q”), and that was how men imagined the large breasts of women felt like when they grabbed them with their hands (no joke)

3) The implied but culturally understood take #2: The balls are soaked in milk. In colloquial Chinese, the order of possessives is possessor-possession (as in A’s chair, not the chair of A), and so after putting everything together, the full name “Boba Milk Tea” drew another mental image that the milk came from the Boba--the Tit Overlord who was a specific woman at the time.

The strategy worked. The term “Boba Milk Tea” made it big in Chinese-speaking communities precisely because it was dirty and people... like dirty things. Over the years, the term Boba would also expand to describe large-chested women, but to those who remembered Amy Yip, “Boba” would always refer to her. BTW, she’s retired now living a humble life, and when reporters asked if she’d ever make movies again, she answered no, because she’s much happier now, not having to show her breasts to make a living.

And so...that’s the origin of the name Boba (of the tea, not Fett variety). I understand how translations get lost after crossing oceans. I’m not even sure how much the younger generation in China/Taiwan remembers, and I’d imagine sellers who still use this term may want to downplay this little piece of history. No, I’m not offended when I see it; I’ve lived with it being everywhere for a long time. I’m more...amused, I think? Because when I see the name, especially in contexts I didn’t expect (as in fics), my face still heats up and my nose still wrinkles a little, like they did when I was taught the term (and why I shouldn’t use it) as an ickle child many, many years ago. (I always call the drink pearl tea in Chinese--and many shops in Taiwan have kept this beautiful, original name of the drink as well :) )

And I wonder, in the age of Tumblr and fighting for the rights of female-representing nipples, how many people know.