#customize

[lyn31]

Customize AI

Summary

Zayne’s AI assistant was supposed to be a neutral, professional system—until you got your hands on it.

Notes

My Masterlist ✨

Pairing: Zayne x MC/Reader Fluff, short, silly, banter, messing around with his tech.

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You don’t usually get access to Zayne’s personal systems—he’s careful, precise, and, frankly, a little scary when it comes to his tech. But today, for reasons beyond your comprehension, he left his AI assistant unlocked.

A normal person would respect his privacy.

You, however, are not a normal person.

So you tweak a few settings—nothing destructive, just a little... enhancement—and then you sit back and wait.

A while later, Zayne is at his desk, working as usual. You pretend to be absorbed in your own task, sneaking glances at him.

"Run system diagnostics," he commands.

The AI beeps to life. "Sure thing, bestie! Running diagnostics just for you~"

You slap a hand over your mouth.

Zayne blinks. There’s a noticeable pause before he speaks again. "...What?"

The AI continues in a disturbingly cheerful tone. "Oh my~! Looks like everything is functioning at 100%, just like your perfect bone structure, Doctor Handsome!"

You wheeze.

Zayne slowly turns his chair to face you. His expression is unreadable, but there’s something vaguely exhausted in his eyes. "...What did you do?"

You barely manage to choke out words through your laughter. "I—just—personalized it a little!"

He exhales sharply, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Revert it."

"Why? It’s so flattering!"

He ignores you and tries again. "Open encrypted files."

"Of course, Zayne! You're so kind and cool, I would do anything for you~"

You actually fall over this time.

Zayne just stares at his screen, visibly regretting every decision that led him to this moment.

You sit back, arms crossed, grinning like a troublemaker who absolutely knows they’ve won.

"Reverting system modifications," he states, voice as calm and composed as ever.

His AI assistant beeps. "Oh… Are you sure, Zayne? I mean, your girlfriend worked really hard on this…"

His fingers hover over the console. Just for a second. Barely noticeable—unless you’re you.

Zayne exhales. "Yes."

"Oh. Okay. It’s just… You seemed kinda happy when I called you Doctor Handsome. But if you really want me to stop…"

You snort.

Zayne blinks at the screen, visibly unimpressed. "...Revert."

"Alright. I guess I’ll just go back to being a boring AI with zero personality. That’s fine. Really. I don’t have feelings. I just simulate them. But, y’know, if I did have feelings, they’d be a little hurt right now…"

At this point, you’re actually clutching your stomach, trying not to fall out of your chair again. "Oh my god, I love past me for this."

Zayne rubs his temples, clearly wondering where his life went wrong. "Override all modifications."

"Sigh… Okay, Doctor Cold-Hearted. Deleting your incredibly devoted, stunningly beautiful girlfriend’s heartfelt improvements. But hey, who needs love when you have a ‘perfectly optimized system,’ right? No worries. I’ll just delete myself… forever."

Zayne closes his eyes briefly, exhaling through his nose. You can tell he’s this close to forcibly shutting off the entire AI.

"Would you prefer I left it?" he asks dryly, clearly expecting you to say no.

You grin. "Oh, I know you’re tempted to keep it."

Zayne gives you yet another unimpressed look. Then, instead of responding, he simply turns back to his screen and… closes the settings menu.

Your eyes widen. "Wait. Wait. Did you just—?"

He doesn’t say a word. He just resumes his work like nothing happened. But the fact that he didn’t erase it? Oh, you’re never letting him live this down.

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Notes

I actually roll over while writing this ahahahahahaha

[archerinventive]

With no two adventurers being the same, offering a wide range of dye options is important.

That's why you'll get free custom coloring with every order.

A huge thank you to the person who sent me a photo of their couch to color match. That's still one of my favorite challenges to date. :)

I hope you have an excellent day.

Stay colorful. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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[mutantmorphingpotions]

My favorite thing Neopets does ever and always is making the Halloween items references to Horror Movies of our time. So for your viewing pleasure.

Top Left to Right (Nightmare on Elm Street, Scream)

Mid Left to Right (The Shining, Nightmare before Christmas, Elvira)

Mid 2 Left to Right (Beetlejuice, IT, Ring)

Bottom Left to Right (Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Corpse Bride, Child's Play.)

There's probably more I can make later, but honestly? I like The Child's Play Poogle a LOT.

[full-metal-femme]

Custom hat brim update! Getting closer to the finished piece :) now to find mount on the hat and we're done 😉👉🏻

Also if you're in the UK, etsy are doing a £5 off orders over £30 from the 26th to the 30th of April (2024, in case people read this in the future and get excited) so if you want something with a good chunk off, chsc, out my shop!

[musiquesduciel]

Finally done with customizing my new iPhone 16 Pro Max. Here are the homescreens 🎀

[zorilita]

I upgraded a sad Applejack plush doll over the weekend.

[dumbness7]

To whoever told me that crocheting is a stress relieving activity:-

LIESSSSS ITS ALL LIES

I just started crocheting and I've never been more stressed in my entire lifeeeee! And why does it make me so sleepy like I just woke up after a 5 hour nap and I'm sleepy AGAIN. But stressed!?

[splatqueen8166]

I got bored!

I stickerized my roller skates! I love them so much more now because they are more me! (I put stickers on everything...

[tilbageidanmark]

A great cover design.

[shawnthebro]

Stamina can be an important element in our game. A fully customizable stamina system will allow us to make the game we’ve been envisioning!

[wallpapersmonster]

🌈 Hey there, wallpaper lovers! 🎨

We're super excited to share our latest creation: an Abstract Art wallpaper that’s bursting with color and creativity! This vibrant design is perfect for anyone looking to spice up their digital space, whether on your desktop or mobile device. 💻📱

Imagine your screen lit up with this eye-catching artwork, transforming your everyday tech into a canvas of imagination and flair. It’s not just a wallpaper; it’s a vibe! ✨

This abstract masterpiece is ideal for those who appreciate creativity in their surroundings and want to express themselves through their digital aesthetics. Plus, it’s versatile enough to fit any mood or style. Whether you’re working, gaming, or just chilling, this wallpaper will keep your space looking fresh and inspiring.

Ready to bring some color into your life? Check it out and let your screens shine with creativity! You can grab the wallpaper right here: Abstract Art Wallpaper.

Let us know what you think, and feel free to share your setup with us! Happy customizing! 🎉

[juliaprybylskiart]

DIY PHONE CASE

Drew my oc and brand M4LUQU3T3

[full-metal-femme]

Little bit of trans joy today as I work on this order! I'll update with the finished piece but the important part is how just one act of love can go a long way and reach others.

Love you all! Take care of yourselves ❤️

[ginglese]

Our customizations, always

[double-dare-designs]

Steampunk

New Years Eve Party Invitation

Instant Download Available

Personalize

https://www.zazzle.com/z/aigq58f2?rf=238828267405258083