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B.A.S

You knew you weren't shit, but you still gave your boyfriend 10 minutes to respond to your text before you went out to be a hoe. Luckily, Jungkook wasn't shit either.
Word Count: 3.375
Warning: shameless cheating, if yall didn't know i love meg well ig now you do?, car sex, oral (m/f), dirty talk, public sex, creampie, unprotected sex
how could i not write something inspired by megan thee mf stallion??
Your eyes scan the time on your phone and you release an unamused scoff. With a shake of your head, you decide to open up the messages you sent 10 minutes ago to your boyfriend - a simple one that read âCan you pick me up?â and send a follow up saying that you already had a ride.Â
Your boyfriend was asleep - itâs obvious. Itâs 2 am and he works at 6. You couldnât be upset with him. But you were just a girl - a one that wasnât shit in the slightest. You were positive he wouldnât respond unless you called him, and if you had he wouldâve most definitely picked you up like you asked.
But you didnât really want him to pick you up. You wanted to look as if you did so when you questioned why you were âupsetâ with him, itâd already be a reason. And now you have every excuse to walk up to Jungkook, another person who wasnât shit, and have him entertain you.
âY/NâŚY/NâŚâ
Jungkookâs voice is full of delight when you walk up to him. The music is loud, but his voice is crystal clear. His eyes are amused, a smirk forming onto his lips. He knows why youâre here before him at this time of night. He knows full well heâs going to give you what you want - but he wouldnât be Jeon Jungkook if he didnât talk shit and tease you.
âBoyfriend not treating you right?â Jungkook asks with a tilt of his head. Wrong, he was. He notices that your nails are always done, along with your hair and your clothes are often never repeated. You drove a brand new car off the lot and always had a black card to swipe.
You also didnât have a job - so itâs obvious who was funding this for you.
âTreating me better than you treat your girlfriend.â you retort back playfully, challenging him.
Jungkook laughs, eyebrows knitting. âSheâs just fine,â he responds. âshe getâs treated just the same as you do with your boyfriend. OnlyâŚfaithful.â he shrugs.
Jungkook wasnât shaming you for what you do. He was the last person to do so. Neither of you were shit as a partner and he didnât deserve his girlfriend like you didnât deserve your boyfriend. That didnât mean you two were going to stop doing this. He knows you block him unless you want something from him specifically - most likely sex and attention when your boyfriend was far too busy. He has an entirely different phone just to talk to you to not get caught up as well.Â
âMy place?â Jungkook steps closer to you, lip piercing gleaming underneath the dim lights.Â
âWhere is she at?â
You never said Jungkookâs girlfriendâs name like he never mentioned your boyfriends. It was a respectable thing.
âOut of town.â Jungkook responds quickly. ��I have more than one penthouse, Y/N. Canât get caught up.â
You scoff. âMen.â you shake your head. âI didnât drive.â
âThatâs fine. I did.â Jungkook blinks. âI missed you, Y/N. Youâve blocked me for far too long.â
You roll your eyes, your hand lifting up and manicured nails digging into his chin. He allows you to pull him a bit closer to you.Â
âYouâre so full of shit.â you spat. âIâm going to ride your face. Letâs go.â
Jungkook follows you without any hesitation. You already know where his car is parked, having spotted it when you arrived. You wait for him to open your side of the door and he does, already knowing what he was supposed to do. You sit back against the seat and hum.
âI have a Plan B.â Jungkook sing-songs, slamming his driver door shut as he enters. He wiggles his brows. âI havenât came in you in so long.â
âUgh,â you roll your eyes once more at how vulgar he was. âwhere is it?â you ask. Itâs as if he sensed youâd be on his cock tonight.
âGlove department. Put it in your purse.â Jungkook grasps your chin this time, the car turning on with a press of a button. âWhat will it be?â he questions. âKiss or no kiss?â
Jungkookâs lips do look inviting. You usually would go with no kiss, but sometimes youâd treat the man. Today you decided to be nice.
âKiss.â you murmur.
Jungkookâs lips are soft as you remember, pressing firmly against yours. It causes your throat to rumble with soft moans, your hand wishing to touch him, but you donât. You couldnât get too far ahead of yourself now.Â
âI canât wait to fuck you.â Jungkook releases your lips, a smirk placed on his lips. âI knew youâd be back.â
âYouâre so fucking obsessed with me.â you scoff. âItâs like you sit around and wait for me.â
âI never have to wait long.â Jungkook retorts rather quickly, shooting you a wink. âYouâll always come back.â
âHm,â you sit back against your seat, licking your lips. He had stolen all of your gloss. âand like a lost puppy, youâre always there.â
Jungkook cackles, putting the car into drive and begins to do just that. âI suppose that means weâre both not shit, huh, baby?â he says.
How correct Jungkook was.
Jungkook is never the one to keep his hands to himself. One hand is on the steering wheel while the other rests onto your thigh. He squeezes it harshly, the skin of his arm erupting in goosebumps at how excited he was to be with you again. Sure, one day you would probably grow bored of this - the blocking him to just unblock him so he could fuck you stupid. But until that day came, he was going to jump at the opportunity.
Jungkookâs hand on your bare thigh shouldnât cause your thighs to clench. Maybe itâs the tattoos, you think, itâs always the tattoos with Jungkook. Your eyes lifted upwards to follow the trail of tattoos to who they belong to. Jungkook is driving rather fast down the vacant road, determined to take you to his penthouse - the same one you always went to. Now you realize why.Â
âYou take all the girls you cheat with to this penthouse?â
You were only teasing - somewhat.Â
âWhy?â Jungkookâs lip twitches upward. âJealous?â
âFuck you, Jeon.â you slap his hand off of your thigh, the warmth of it you missed greatly.Â
âI will, Y/N.â Jungkook only places his hand back onto your thigh without a care. âThere aren't any other girls I do this with, baby. Just you.â
Again, you roll your eyes at his words. âYouâre a liar.â
âWho are you for me to lie to?â
Youâre taken aback by Jungkookâs words and the truth in it all. He did have a point. There isnât a point in lying to you seeing as you were just the same as him in a way. You swallow back a response.Â
âExactly.â Jungkook snorts. âYou should be happy to receive special treatment.â
You scoff, but remain silent. Your eyes look back towards the road as Jungkook continues to rub along your thigh. You place your own hand over Jungkookâs one, thumb tracing the tattoos on his hand. You blink a few times, slowly licking your lips. Your head turns to look at Jungkook and heâs highly focused on the road. You tilt your head a bit, the gears in your head turning. âTake your dick out.â
Jungkookâs head snaps to you. âWhat?â
âTake your dick out.â you repeat coolly. âIâm bored and I want to suck it.â
Jungkook swallows your words, but he would be lying if he didnât find it hot. When Jungkook doesnât move fast enough, you decide to do it yourself. His jeans are tight, but it doesnât stop you. You pull at the button of his jeans and dig your hand inside.Â
âYouâre hard already.â you giggle. âYouâre such a whore.â
Jungkook places both hands onto the steering wheel, cleaning it tightly. He swallows once more, trying to focus on the road ahead of him. You wanted him to cave and he wasnât going to give you the satisfaction. Not now, not-
You dip your head down without a warning, yet he should have expected you to. You had stated wanting to suck him off, and you were going to do just that. His safety and your own obviously wasnât your priority.
Your tongue wraps around the tip of his cock and instantly you begin to suckle onto it. You know just how Jungkook likes to be pleasured. Heâs the type who enjoys the build up and to be edged on to the point that he couldnât take it anymore.Â
Jungkookâs hands clenched tighter and tighter, knuckles white and palms growing irritated. If he took his eyes off of the road, he would obviously crash and this would make front page news. He couldnât allow that.
âSlow down.â
Jungkookâs voice was meek. Itâs all you need to not do what he says. Instead, your tongue flicks past his slit slowly just to tease him. Oftentimes, you enjoy watching Jungkookâs reaction when you suck him off. But, hearing his slight moans and pants was enough to satiate your ego.
Jungkookâs left leg begins to jolt as you continue on further, bringing the entirety of his cock into your mouth. Your hands hold onto his thighs for support as you suckle onto it.
âSlowâŚdownâŚâ Jungkook attempts to speak, but it only releases as a curt moan with each word. Heâs no longer speeding down the highway and instead allows the car to drive itself, the speed decreasing by the second. His head pushes back against the headrest, his eyes blinking at the road rapidly. Thereâs still no cars in sight due to it being this late.
Jungkook swallows, roughly stomping down on the breaks. You yelp when the car comes to a complete halt, his cock springing from your lips.Â
Jungkook puts the car in park, a dark look in his eyes.Â
âYou couldâve warned me.â you grumble, wiping your lips. âWhy-â
âIâm going to fuck you.â Jungkook says casually. âThen weâre going to drive to my penthouse. And Iâll fuck you again.â
Oh.
Jungkook unbuckles his seatbelt and opens the car door. He slams it shut and proceeds to walk around to the passenger side.
You lick your lips in anticipation as Jungkook yanks the car door open. The door lights are bright in your face as you look up at Jungkook.
âYouâre so full of shit.â Jungkook murmurs, stepping closer to grasp your face in his hands. His thumb rubs gently on your cheek. âTurn around.â
You've never done this before with Jungkook and it only makes you even more excited. You turn around in his seats, skirt rising up - and you're sure that was his entire reasoning. You can feel him behind you, hands roaming your hips, squeezing them for a moment before snatching your skirt up higher.Â
âHow barbaric of you to fuck me out in the open like this.â you say teasingly, but you cannot stop yourself from wiggling your hips gently in anticipation.Â
âIs that why youâre so wet?â Jungkook allows his fingers to glide across your clothed clit. âLegs spread open ready for me to take you.â
It wouldnât be a lie, nor was there any intention from your side of you stopping him. This is new for you but youâre more than willing.
Jungkook glances around - not a car or other living being in sight for as far his eyes can see. He averted his eyes back to you. His fingers push your skirt up further, licking his lips at the sight of your lace panties. Â
âAre you this much of a whore for your boyfriend?âÂ
Jungkookâs fingers hook into your panties and he pushes them aside. Youâre so wet - you always were. Maybe the cheating for you was a rush just as it was for him. Now, add public sex to the mix and the adrenaline was pumping.Â
âOnly during the week.â you respond, biting your lip with you feel his thumb place itself onto your clit and rub slowly, tauntingly.Â
Jungkook chuckles, but he doesnât respond. He places his thumb into his mouth and suckles for a moment. Just how he remembers. He cannot wait to taste you later.
âLetâs see how much you missed me.â Jungkook grasps his cock and slaps it against your clit. He smirks upon witnessing you clench around nothing, seemingly wishing he was inside of you.
You bite your lips as Jungkook begins to enter you. You couldnât give him the satisfaction of knowing that you had missed him and contemplated unblocking him several times before seeing him tonight.
Jungkook holds your hips as he enters you fully, head drawn back. He parts his lips to let out a short breath at how wet you were now. He couldnât wait to take you to his home and have you fully, but as of right now this would do.Â
Jungkookâs face was always so telling when he was pleased and you longed to see it now, but you couldnât. Especially since he also would know just how good you were feeling, as well, and that would only leave him smug.
Jungkook doesnât hesitate any further to drill his cock deep inside of you, fingernails bruising your skin. His balls slap against your clit with each thrust and you couldnât contain your moans any longer - itâs not like thereâs anyone around.
Jungkook knows just how to fuck you into submission. He understands that youâre the bratty type that enjoys provoking him until he snaps. You tell him at times no marks, but you arenât angered when he leaves subtle ones behind; the type youâd have to lie to your boyfriend about and say you âbruise easilyâ.
âYouâre always so wet when youâre with me.â Jungkook grunts, his eyes fixed on the way your pussy clenches around his cock, milky white ring coating it entirely. âHe must not fuck you right.â
For a moment, the two of you stop when your phone sounds loudly. Jungkook doesnât remove himself from inside of you nor do you.
âYou gonna answer that?â Jungkook asks, his hands only tightening around your waist. âYour boyfriend is calling.â
Jungkook is smirking and you can only sense it. Your phone stares back at you in the cupholder, the light dancing off of your face.
Your hand reaches out for the volume and proceeds to turn up the music. Quickly, you grasp your phone and answer it. Itâs difficult to do so, but you manage to turn yourself around completely, back against the seat. Your eyes connect with Jungkook's dark ones as you place the phone against your ear. âHello?â
Jungkook cannot hear what your boyfriend is saying as the music is far too loud, but he finds that he doesnât care - how could he if you didnât? Instead, he finds just how willing you still are and he continues to snap his hips roughly inside of you. Letâs see how far youâll allow him to go.
You listen to your boyfriend apologize profusely about missing your text, the music blasting in the background only hiding the fact that youâre allowing another man to fuck you.
You bite your lips to hide the moans as Jungkook pounds inside of you - even harder than before. Maybe he finds this entertaining.
âItâs fineâŚiâll find a ride.â you say, your eyes fluttering close.Â
You begin to drown out your boyfriend's voice just as Jungkook leans down. You want to slap the look off of his face, but you only lift yourself upwards to capture your lips into his own.
You arenât sure if you ended the call or your boyfriend, but you do know that Jungkookâs lips are soft and inviting and his cock is as good as it always is.
âHow are you going to explain to him when he doesnât see you later?â Jungkookâs teeth clamp down onto your bottom lip. âIâll be fucking you all night.â
You could only wrap your legs around Jungkook and bring him closer to you. His breath tickles your skin as he pants, the music causing your moans to drown out.
Jungkook shudders when he feels your nails tangle into his hair, gripping it tightly. Thereâs a tint of mischief in your lustful eyes that has him groaning.
âYouâre so slutty, Y/N.â Jungkook snaps his hips, your back slamming against his seats roughly. âSuch a whore that somehow managed to be someone's girlfriend.â
âSays the guy with a girlfriend.â you fire back, tugging at his hair harder. âDo you fuck her as good as you do me?â
Jungkook could only snicker, his head hanging low. His seats are ruined with your leaking juices, but he doesnât care.Â
âYouâre such a bitch.â
Jungkook pushes himself away from you to press a thumb against your clit and he rubs it furiously. He needed you (and him) to cum now - just so he could fuck you again when at home. His eyes are as dark and lustful as yours, unable to disconnect them from your twitching clit. Your pussy is taking him so greatly, oozing milky juices.
âKookieâŚâ
Your voice is soft and pleading. Jungkook hears it through the music just fine. He scoffs at you.Â
âKookie?â Jungkook furrows a brow, only glancing at your fucked out expression. âWhereâs the bitchy attitude, baby? Youâre like a fucking sour patch kid.â
You want to tell Jungkook to fuck right off, but you can feel that familiar bubble in the pit of your stomach; one you havenât felt it so long. Your eyes clenched shut and your hand goes to wrap around his wrist for support, the same one that he has between your legs to force you to cum.
âGonna fuck you all nightâŚâ Jungkook hisses, thrust growing sloppy as he can feel his own high coming. The car rocks furiously, anyone passing by would surely know what the two of you were doing. â...gonna cum in your pussy and send you right back home to him. Youâd like that, huh?â
You swallow back a moan at how dirty Jungkookâs words were. Maybe it was his words mixed with how it sounds coming from his lips - and him entirely.Â
â...thereâll be no cum left for your girlfriend.â you murmur, always needing to have a comeback. âBut thatâs the way you prefer it, huh?â
Jungkook, as if to shut you up, slaps your clit harshly, but you only groan. Your eyes squeeze shut and you cannot help but let out a needy groan, body erupting with goosebumps.
âAh, baby, youâre cummingâŚ!â Jungkook laughs heartily. â...so am I.â
Jungkook only manages a few more thrusts before he meets your fucked out state, white ropes of cum releasing right inside of you. You lay limp against his seat, catching your breath as the music continues to play in the background. You cannot hear your phone ringing in the background, nor did you truly care about it at this moment.
Jungkook manages to remove himself from inside of you, his cum leaking out at such a rapid pace that it further continues to stain his seats. Heâll have to schedule an appointment for them to be detailed - but he wasnât worrying about that now. He turns down the music and faces you once more.
âYou okay?â Jungkook murmurs, tilting his head. âYou mustâve not had a good fucking in so long.â
âFuck off.â you manage to sit upright as you respond to Jungkook, who only chuckles in response. âIâm hungry.â
âOf course you are.â Jungkook retorts. âWe can stop somewhere on the way. Youâre gonna need all the energy you can get.â
Scoffing, you roll your eyes. You go to fix your skirt and panties before placing your manicured hand onto Jungkookâs shirt, tugging it. He lowers to face you and quickly, you place your lips on his. Just as quickly, does Jungkook deepen it.
On the outside looking in, Jungkook and you werenât two people in long term relationships having an affair with one another. People would assume that you two were a couple.
Jeon Jungkook and you truly werenât shit. Maybe that's why the two of you got along so well.
#b.a.s#explicit-tae#jungkook x reader#bts smut#bangtanwritershq#btswritersclub#jungkook smut#btswritingcafe#bts affair au#both aint shit#trivia-yandere#okay but the megan album is iconic and we all need to listen to it#jungkook fanfic#jungkook imagine
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y'all Northern folks found out a very simplified version of "bless your heart" and then stomped like... everything else into the ground. honestly i get very tired of people's assumptions about the south. most of it is rooted in classism and ignorance that just gets annoying really quick. every time i have to sit through "haha southern accent funny" in media (different when it's with friends and we're riffing with each other) i feel another part of me die
#this is why im overprotective of Jason Todd#he and i had similar childhoods#not TOO similar because my parents had shortcomings but they shielded me from a lot of the bad shit that went down#however we were both homeless and jason is so me#this post aint about him though#im just tired#âred states deserve nothingâ going hand in hand with the jokes about how dumb we all are#people never bother to educate themselves it truly baffles me
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idk if the chengxian shippers have found this blog yet but if so. how does jiang yanli feel about it? not a hater post i promise im legitimately curious
#mdzs#chengxian#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#jiang yanli#uhh not sure about the tagging protocol sorry#but like. is she supportive?#does she find it weird bc she thinks of both of them as her brothers?#is this a âreally? right in front of my salad?â situation?#or if this is after zixuan's death and is a yanli lives au. is she angry#yu ziyuan would flip her shit in any timeline but this aint about her#yanyan speaks
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Okay Iâm gonna post something controversial

#I KNOW THERES A TYPO LEAVE ME ALONE#anti tim drake#god I finally get to use that tag#listen. I donât want to piss in anyoneâs cereal. but Iâve seen polls that got flooded by t*m fans#oooooohooooooo the poor baby ooohoohogogooogkdjf shut up#if there are 1000 Tim drake haters I am one of them. if there are five Tim drake haters I am one of them. if there are no Tim drake haters?#Iâm dead.#Iâm so tired of both him and his fans#HE AINT THAT GREAT#also god. Iâm a jason fan and I canât imagine being a duke fan or a cass fan#watching them get erased for any of the ââmainââ bat boys#that shit would be infuriating#as a Jason fan I apologize :( I also love your special little guys and gals#they! deserve! better!
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I think I just caught a non drinker writing a drinking scene bc no way in the nine rings of HELL is Reddoons slamming back FOUR WHISKEY GLASSES in the time it takes Clown to stall his only one. THAT THING HAS 36-50% ALCOHOL CONTENT THAT MAN IS NOT SLAMMING EM BACK LIKE ITS TEQUILA SHOTS NO MATTER HOW STRESSED HE IS.
#ESPECIALLY bc clown (writer pov) has remarked a few times that redd is SMART#hes DRINKING WITH CLOWN. THIS BITCH IS SUPPOSED TO BE SMART AND YOURE WRITING HIM SLAMMING 43% ALCOHOL GLASSES LIKE THEY'RE SHOTS????? HELLO#the book is#When the curtains call the time will we both go home alive? by Rh0 on ao3#the scene in question is on chap 3#but seriously#that bitch is NOT slamming those glasses back#that shit aint water that shit STINGS#ive never drank whiskey but with THAT alcohol percentage it HAS to fucking sting#anyway#demon ramblesâ˘#reddoons#clownpierce#lifesteal fanfic#also they're GLASSES. not shots. GLASSES#think of whiskey glasses. now think of sLAMMING THAT BACK 4 TIMES IN QUICK SUCCESSION.#yea. that bitch ain't DOING THAT
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I've watched Inception and The Wild Robot for the first time today. I'm fine! No, truly, I'm fine!
#i didnt Cry but i was p close for both LOL#i was actually trying to watch twr last night but#it was late .#i fell asleep .#like constantly#i was waking and sleeping waking and sleeping waking and sleeping#incredible movie though holy shit#roz ras and ra's i love u all now <333#raine's rambles#the wild robot#inception#inception was pretty cool#incredible visuals and the twist was insane ...#they rlly were just stacking dreams on dreams on dreams#speaking of dreams i got my first and only dreamzzz set today but that aint matter#tbh for inception i think my only issue was there was a part where it rlly just Drags for a bit to me at least .#its not that big of a deal tho#the scene w fischer getting that false idea planted in was so good it was such a nice resolution#it leaves you in two minds about the whole thing#on the one hand the heroes succeeded ! yeah !#on the other they have completely altered the course of Everything for this guy via a false notion#he may be happier but it was never true ...#and the thing w the spinner at the end. ..#ohh my god#can i just pretend i got the happy ending instead AUGHH...#good day for me today actually !#might have been my best one in a while...#not me YAPPING in the tags when i have a project to finish WHOOPS !!!
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Ford sitting in the tub looking like a dreched cat while stan sprays him down with the shower head because he hasnt taken a bath in a week and while stan loves ford (and usually doesnt really mind his smell) the kids (mabel) have started to complain.
#dipper aint saying shit cause he knows he'd be next#mabel is trying to wrangle dipper into a tub rn#praise her sweet soul#he drags her in and now they're both sopping wet and fully clothed#stancest
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This comparison has been made before but rewatching calamity has got me thinking about the similarities between Asmodeus and Ludinus. Like, it's a lot, ya'll. And that's sooo funny because if you pointed that out to either of them they would both get so mad about it.
Like, there are the obvious similarities of being fascist tyrants obsessed with getting revenge against those who "wronged" them. And by doing so they actively harm the people they think they are "saving". Also, just the general sense of entitlement that the world owes them recompense for what they've lost (asmo's relationship with his siblings/the age of arcanum for ludi).
They both idealize and glorify a past that really wasn't all that good (pre-mortals for Asmo/Aeor for ludi) and blame those who "stole" that past from them. They deny all responsibility for their own wrongdoings and assign it to their designated scapegoats (mortals for asmo, and in ludi's case, assigning the blame of calamity and the destruction of Aeor onto the prime deities instead of the hubristic wizards who created the conditions for that to happen in the first place).
Like I stated earlier, they're both tyrants who prop up fascist regimes/institutions to consolidate their own power. Both are extremely manipulative and cherrypick the truth to fit their own narratives. They're egotistical and prideful, unable to admit they could be wrong. And neither care about casualties or collateral damage in the pursuit of their revenge.
And, one of biggest similarities between them, in my opinion, is their ability to never stop ranting about shit. These bitches can yap. Just absolutely unable to shut up and stop talking. They both love the sound of their own voice. Annoying ass mfs.
#the parallels#ludinus basically unintentionally follows asmo's commandments to a t.#and aint that ironic#these bitches awful#just the worst#both of them would get a brain aneurysm if you pointed this shit out#no one is doing it like them#critical role#cr spoilers#cr meta#cr3#bells hells#ludinus da'leth#asmodeus#cr asmodeus#asmodeus cr#the lord of the hells#exu calamity#shelley's overdramatic character analysis
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SUPER DARK TIMES [THE FROST â MITSKI]
this movie's had my brain in a vice grip all week
#super dark times#sdt#josh templeton#zach taylor#daryl and charlie are also there but this aint about them#well it is about daryl. itâs *all* about daryl at the end of the day. but ykwim#im simply a sucker for stories about best friends where everything gets sosososo fucked up đ¤ˇââď¸#sam draws shit#sam edits#<- yeah it gets both tags i opened after effects for this#this movie fell into tht sweet spot for me where it was the right combo of compelling characters who felt Real with great visuals but also#with enough moments i was like âwhat. why?â about that it keeps me thinking trying to decide how i feel about/interpret elements of it#like. i enjoyed it but it's flawed in the exact ways a piece of media needs to be for it to rotate around in my brain for a while#also i truly did NOT have the time to draw this i have so much other shit to get done but i couldnât focus until#i got this idea out of my head so. here we are
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okay but hear me out...
Spectator by Friday Pilots Club is DYWTYLM by Sleep Token
#am i crazy?? am i sleep deprived?? answer is yes to both BUT I FEEL LIKE IM CONNECTING DOTS (i aint connecting shit)#friday pilots club#sleep token
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Below is the unfinished animatic these are from (lost program and project file so likely won't be continuing anytime soon) AND the shitty storyboard I threw together quickly so that I wouldn't forget where I wanted the animatic to go.
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#world of warcraft#anduin wrynn#garrosh hellscream#vereesa windrunner#Mists of Pandaria#I love the Mind Electric song both this one and Chonny Jash's#And I just could not get this out of my head so i tried to throw it together but then i got distracted and then my pc needed to be fixed#In the storyboard i have arthas shown as the doctor at the end IGNORE THAT SHIT id replace him with something else#i dunno i just dont think he fits right there hed appear in the flashbacks to anduins raid#i want to redo this and put more work into it but thats a project for the future i guess#twitter aint seen this yet ill show it to them eventaully#they did see a few of the sketches tho
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Hey, hey, I just wanna pop in here real fast and say that I've just discovered the funniest fucking trans head canons/aus, and that's the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles trans head canons/aus where they have no fucking clue that they're trans because Splinter doesn't know turtle anatomy.
It's the best. Holy shit. It's hilarious dog. They're so fucking stupid, it's great. This is my new favorite thing. They just find out one day that they've actually been trans this whole time because their Dad just assumed all of them were male. But surprise bitch! One/all/whatever of your sons actually had XX chromosomes the whole time!!
This is like... assigned cis at birth lmao
This is fantastic
#hooooly shitballs its so funny#these are officially the best coming out stories ever#imagine having to come out as trans to yourself#im in love. these are hilarious#no one knows shit about turtle anatomy its amazing#hey shout out to rottmnt for giving all the boys concave plastrons and Leo non fading red stripes#cause thats all supposed to be XX chromosome linked .. so like rottmnt said trans rights#bam! all the tmnt are trans now. they just don't know lmfao#rottmnt said trans rights and it also said that splinter is stupid and i support both of those statements wholeheartedly#rottmnt#tmnt#trans rights#turtle power = trans power????#anyway im still on my tmnt bullshit fyi#(aw fuck i fucked up my tags. the boys got NON concave plastrons cause their abs do be ab-ing#(and thats the xx linked trait not the other way around)#(turns out that i too do not know turtle anatomy. it do be like that folks. i do be stupid but that aint new lmfao)
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I miss TayNick so much it's not even a joke anymore
#its been over a month i think đ#hopefully they'll both be at the emmys đđť#cuz this shit aint funny#nicholas galitzine#taylor zakhar perez
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I cannot deny it any more. I am turning into a TEENAGE GIRL
#ive been a teenager for a while but like the more into teenage years i get the more stereotypical teen girl i become#I HATE PUBERTY AND SHIT#theres people thats fine af that aint never been fine af before#little me would be so disappointed#IM EVEN REBELLING WTF#there were two things i swore not to do when i was older#and that was finding tom hiddleston attractive and becoming a rebellious teenager#i broke both promises#i feel boy crazy#and girl crazy#what is happening to me???#what is going on#make it stop#ive had enough#stop#STOPPP IT#its getting out of hand#girlblogging#girl stand up#girl problems#girlhood#girl help#oh yeah and my mind is becoming less stable as time goes on i cannot do this anymlre good lord
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#eddsworld#ew tord#ew tom#f slur#t slur#not mentt to b tomtord but do whatever u want#theyre both faggots and trannies but my handwriting aint small enough for that shit#post
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Do you like uncrustables
considering i'd die if i ate one i should but ive never tried one before so
#snap chats#everyone always hyping up uncrustables and reese's and everything with peanut butter like surely pb is not THAT good.. youre lying..#it smells horrible but maybe thats the allergies talking idk. like my mom's made me eat it both on purpose and accident#so like i know what it tastes like. vaguely. i think. i dont remember at this point#i just know the smell and the second it touches my tongue my body's like Hey Spit That Shit Out#ITS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY my mom brought home chocolates for my bro and i and said it was just cherry filling#but when i bit into it- my mouth gets a very specific reaction when i eat something im allergic to-#and it got that in an instant and i was like what the FUCK#my bro tried eating his and was like I Dont Taste Nothing well listen brother... i aint chancing it..#i hate it when peanut allergies act up it's the worst experience ever...
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