#lifesteal fanfic

[djevelbl]

OMG WAIT. IS HE SHOPPING FOR KABOODLE???? P L E E E E A A S E TELL ME HE'S SHOPPING FOR KABOODLE OH MY GOD THAT'S ADORABLE--

[lampt0wn3]

‘ Arachnophobia and Me ‘ ! Branzy — This is my au I made into a crack fic on ao3; so here’s his official design. I do have Clown’s design done, but I’m not posting him yet until I get further into the story :3

and he + squiddo work at Mcdonalds

[evyevener]

Halloween Branzy and Clownpierce one shot!!!! I had the sudden urge to write and post this, so here you go!

I’m quite new to the Lifesteal fandom so if anything seems off feel free to let me know.

Thanks!

[blocksgame]

Hi @signs-of-spring! I wrote you a fic for @mcyt-winter-of-mf - it's S4 poly Eclipse Fed feat. lady!Zam. I had a ton of fun working on it, you had some great prompts - I hope you like it!

Zam comes out to Subz and Vitalasy on accident, and she doesn't know why. There’s just so much going on: she betrayed her old teammates, she nearly perma-died, Mapicc and Ro are still hunting her, she’s dating someone, she’s maybe dating two someones, and - why now? Like, was the girl thing a mistake? Well, no.

[shroombell]

hiiii anyone like a bit of pride duo angst?

ill probs do art for this at some point as well!

[astronautbeans]

ITS GIFT EXCHANGE TIME!!! wooo!! @mcytblrholidayexchange tysm for hosting this event!!

my gift is for the wonderful amazing @digitaldiscocat ! i really hope you enjoy this first chapter (out of 6!) of a princetech au!! :D

[evrensadwrn]

𝓑lood control - a ls au playlist

“ despite everything, you will never leave the foundation „

𝓟review tracks

( 01 ) down by the water - pj harvey / ( 02 ) rid of me - pj harvey / ( 03 ) people i don’t like - upsahl / ( 04 ) devilish - chase atlantic / ( 05 ) leaving tonight - the neighborhood

fic this is based on † blood control ( by me )

🦢 ; redd won the character playlist poll for my lifesteal scp au thingy !! have fun with this reddoons enjoyers !! & as always i take suggestions for songs ♥️

[pha5ed]

You Play a Sport || LifeSteal Headcannons

type :: fluff

tw/cw :: none

members :: clown, mapicc, parrot

note :: never played basketball or tennis but i have a lot of friends who do so im relying on what they told me TT

Clown

Everyone has played basketball lightly growing up so when you said you play basketball he went “Oh cool”

But when you say you’re on your school’s varsity team and playing club he knows you’re deep in

Clown isn’t a huge sports guy but he knows clubs are expensive as fuck and far 99% of the time

He’s really curious and asks a lot of questions

When he hears you’re spending roughly $1,000 alone on the club he feels his wallet cry

Then you mention how expensive shoes, jerseys, and gas is and his wallet literally crumbles

He could never imagine spending that much on a sport

What’s even crazier was when you admitted you didn’t plan to play on a WBNA/NBA level

You said you just wanted to play during college and most likely go to open gyms every once in a while

Bro was so shocked and was about to doubt your spending habits

But when you mention how it’s not too different from buying skins, emotes, and games,,,, he gets really quiet

He’d love to try playing with you once or twice

He’ll probably make a gamble of some kind

“If I get 10 points you owe me $20”

And then you whoop his ass

“Double or nothing”

Now you doubt his spending habits…

He’s not really big into shoes and stuff but he likes looking at them with you

When you start sliding the shoes across the floor he’s so confused????

Why are you ruining shoes in the store???? Aren’t you embarrassed???

But then you explain it’s to test the grip of the shoes he goes “ohhhh”

He’s so clueless about shoes it’s so funny

“What about these?” And he holds up a pair of Jordans 1…

If you let him try on a pair of basketball shoes he instantly gets the hype

He might even buy himself a pair

But he’ll never use them for actual basketball, just going out

When he wears his new basketball shoes outside you can see allll of the sports player cringe

Literally 3 people come up to him and go “bro you forgot to take your court shoes off”

Mapicc

When you said you play volleyball he always thought you were just joking

No way a loser who plays Minecraft all days and streams could be on the volleyball team

Especially since practices and games can last until 9pm sometimes

But when you send him clips of you playing, he’s shocked

He always thought volleyball kids were super cool, popular, outgoing, drinkers, smokers, etc

And Mapicc thinks you’re the exact opposite LOL

He actually admires the grind a lot

He likes going to gym and plays basketball every now and then

The football coaches at his school always asked him to join but he didn’t really like the sport that much

He def asks questions about your games and rules and stuff

Probs says cocky stuff like “I could do that”

If you ever meet in person and try to make him dive, spike, or even server he’ll definitely suck

Once he actually tries it, it appreciates the sport a lot more

If he goes to any of your games he’s definitely SCREAMINGGG

Shouting, whistling, clapping, stomping, everything

Probably provokes the opposing team

Definitely argues back with the ref even though he’s not a player and not from your school

He doesn’t understand the uniform difference between the girls and boys though

“If you dive in booty shorts wouldn’t it hurt your thighs???”

When you say it does hurt your thighs sometimes he’s even more confused

“Then don’t wear it????”

But he doesn’t understand that it’s just the culture of volleyball at this point

He lovesss looking at players volleyball shoes

He’s tempted to join volleyball just so he can get a new pair of shoes

But when he finds out most volleyball players don’t actually buy volleyball shoes but instead buy basketball shoes he’s a little confused

“Why not buy volleyball shoes???”

And then you have to explain how a majority of volleyball shoes kinda suck ass and how basketball shoes always have extreme grip

And he’s like “???Why don’t they make volleyball shoes with more grip???”

He helps you realize how dumb volleyball culture is sometimes…

Parrot

When he finds out you also play tennis he gets so competitive

He LOVES tennis with his whole heart man

Asks what your schools name is and what division you’re in and your rank and your average win rate and and and

You two bond over tennis constantly

He can finally send someone the tennis memes he gets on his feed

If you’re worse than him, he’s always giving you tips and and even offers to train you if ever meet irl

But if you’re better than him, oh boy, he’s gonna train so hard

He definitely sends you clips of him playing and asks you to rate it

He’ll ask for clips of you playing as well and he might or might not make fun of your form

Whenever he wins a match he’ll take a picture and send it to you ASAP

If he loses,,,, he pretends he never even went to the game

One time he broke his racket and he let you pick the color

You picked an ugly ahh puke color but he laughed it off and actually bought it

If you do meet irl, you guys are INSTANTLY playing tennis

No hugs no greeting, he comes to the airport with a tennis ball and racket in hand

If he wins, he will make fun of you every day and will constantly brag to you

But if he loses, he deflects and constantly blames random stuff

“The sun was in my eye” It was sunset and cloudy

“I’ve never been in this country so my racket’s not used to it” What?????

Definitely makes you redo your serve at least like 5 times just to make you angry

[feelinprettyblue02]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Lifesteal SMP Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Mapicc & PrinceZam (Video Blogging RPF) Characters: PrinceZam (Video Blogging RPF), Mapicc (Video Blogging RPF) Additional Tags: Phoenix Hybrid PrinceZam (Video Blogging RPF), Hallucinations, Anxiety Attacks, Hurt/Comfort, Deleted Scenes Summary:

He felt as though he’d been dropped in ice water. His ears rang. The room was far too open. He felt like he was burning. Everything was too quiet. The walls were closing in.

- - -

or: zam’s haunted, flame’s destruction of spawn has some unintended side effects, and mapicc’s an emotional support intruder

[anxihazel]

!!! HI LIFESTEAL FANS !!!! If anyone reading really likes a specific lifesteal character(/persona/cc ;; however you wanna interpret them) or a specific lifesteal duo PLEASE INFO DUMP TO ME ABOUT THEM !!!!

Message me a whole yap session if needed ion care !!!!! ;; I need to understand lifesteal as thoroughly as I can for,,, something

SO YEAH THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO DUMP ALL YOUR LS KNOWLEDGE ONTO ME AND IN TURN HELP ME WITH A PROJECT

OK BAIII

[sweetie-peaches]

I think spoke would play violin, I wrote a little study of his character about it https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/150451714?show_comments=true&view_full_work=false#comment_819381472

I’m so so incredibly proud of this yall

[djevelbl]

Sighs. yes, and that says absolutely nothing good of America but ok red boy, whatever. you do you

[lampt0wn3]

Arachnophobia and Me, except it’s my official Clown design :3

Here he is! My silly man

Arachnophobia and Me - Chapter 6 - IdkMyName2700 - Lifesteal SMP [Archive of Our Own]

(here’s the fanfic, if interested)

[theflowerk1ng13]

I got angry at my cramps and now I'm staring at my phone screen writing a FlameFrags period cramp suffering fic, I understand now. . .

[unluckyplanet]

I made a fic inspired by Squiddo's most recent lifesteal video! Which was truly an experience especially for someone who only watches their and branzy's pov.

[astronautbeans]

hello swagdoons nation i'm here with fic <3 please for your own sake read the tags <3