#blueberry juice

[morethansalad]

Homemade Gatorade (Vegan)

[lettersfromscandi]

[k2bmore]

Recipe for Pork Tenderloin with Balsamic Plum Reduction

A seared pork tenderloin is roasted, then served with a fresh balsamic vinegar and plum sauce. It's fast but fancy enough for company.

[paintedrivers]

3 days left! :D

[dragon-curse-au]

Been thinking about different cookie species within the AU and their differences/similarities a bunch lately, so I figured I'd share some cool facts!

While humanoid is the most common appearance a cookie can take, there are several subspecies across Earthbread that take on more animalistic traits, some ranging from minor details such as pointed ears and fangs to being a full-on centaur. It's how modern day dragons blend in amongst cookies in their smaller forms, given that reptilian cookies like Carameleon exist.

Coffee cookies will be the most prominent ones you'll see in this AU and they share many traits with other cookie species, such as flower cookies and moon imps. They're relatively humanoid with cat-like features, such as large pointed ears, fur patches, paws, thin tails, and slitted pupils, though not many of them remain from the original tribe in the Dark Cacao Kingdom. In fact, the only coffee cookies that remain to this day happen to be hybrids. Espresso and Affogato are siblings and are part cream wolf, though they present more coffee cookie than cream wolf - Affogato having thicker fur than Espresso an easier tell. Prune Juice is also half coffee cookie, though his other half is Parfaedian, which gives him less animal traits than others.

Coffee cookies are well known for their expertise and prowess with their own unique form of magic, but Prune Juice was born with that trait dormant, marking him as a disappointment in his family's eyes. Prune Juice often tries to hide his coffee cookie traits so that others don't view him as a freak.

Every larger region of Earthbread has their own coffee-adjacent cookies. The most well-known are flower cookies, sphinx cookies, and moon imps. Flower cookies are more elf-like in appearance, lacking the fur that coffee cookies have save for the tufts along their jawlines and their tails. Sphinx cookies are the most feline of all, though the only surviving members are Golden Cheese and her daughter, Rich Cheese. Moon imps are also unfortunately nearly completely extinct save for Shadow/Blueberry Milk and Eclipse Wizard. Moon imps used to occupy the City of Wizards and southern Beast Yeast, though evolution either snuffed them out of existence or caused them to evolve into something else.

Moon imps are relatively unique with their digitgrade hooved feet, barbed tails, and pointed ears. Most have horns as well, but there are a few who do not. Their primary flavor is blueberries, though the ones that occupy southern Beast Yeast have more milk in their dough than others.

I want to bring up Clotted Cream and Camellia since they're half flower cookie as well; Light Cream is vanillian while their father was a full-on flower cookie. Clotted Cream passes as purebred vanillian save for hair tufts on the jawline and tail, which he was raised to keep hidden under Elder Custard's orders and was told that they were mere genetic defects. No one can mistake his faint floral scent, however. Camellia is on the opposite end of the spectrum, presenting as a pure flower cookie.

Honorable creature-like cookies would be from the Licorice Tribe (aquatic traits), Spice Swarm (centaurs or almost entirely animal more than cookie), and whatever Mystic Flour is (insectoid).

If you have any questions feel free to ask! I like yapping about this stuff :]c

[annoyingheartenthusiast]

The 12 pains of Christmas ..in inanimate insanity!

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

whoa a tag game

okay so here’s the plan, make a hyperspecific poll about some irrational fears you had as a kid and see which one was shared the most, and obviously tag a few moots, I’ll start

Tagging: @maryland-officially @totally-ikea @literal-trans-beans @firefox-official

[mimisgarbage]

Dont worry sh.uro at least lai.os drank most of your juice before your body metabolized the rest :}

(And dont you worry, dear viewers, la.ios will teach him to appreciate his fat too)

Part 1 Part 1.5

[sinningtamer]

that joel blueberry art is cuuuute cute cute

hehe i’m glad people liked it! he’s a good character for it. needs to be bullied more imo.

half-assed follow-up doodle for u

[morethansalad]

Layered Fruit Salad (Vegan)

[lettersfromscandi]

[qwertzze]

vro..

[cheesecakemermaid1048]

The teams shown in the update trailer

[annie-sins]

12 Days of Fatmas - Day 5: Sugarplum 🍑

[meowdyjac]

The ghost boy goes BOO! Doodles of the man in red (there really isn’t red in this piece tho)

[theoryofwhatnow]

i deliberately refuse to gender bend lyrics when i’m editing. alex forbes, for the next 57 seconds, you are a woman. congratulations.