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Speak your truth pv

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Please let me in the Archives, I totally won't rearrange all your stuff noooo why would I do that haha...

(I need to get back to work before my manager catches me. You know, TBD strictness and all)

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Hmmm.... alright... but I'll be watching you like a cheese hawk to make sure you don't! If you're good, I might cover for you if your boss asks.

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Pure vanilla deserves to crash out on Shadow milk.

Forget magic just straight hands or the sandal

Wow, it sure was nice of Shadow Milk Cookie to hand out free tickets to his public execution exhibition match!

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Cookies who work in my Archives

While it's my job to keep everything that has happened in Earthbread, history is always changing and events are always happening. I may be powerful, but it is nice always having extra help, so you night see some cookies in my archives helping out. The two I'm about to show you don't come by often, as they do their own thing, but their help is still much appreciated!

Starlight Powder Cookie

Starlight Powder Cookie is the daughter of a witch. The Witch was like me, in that she had a cookie form, which was named Celestial Star Cookie. While she was a cookie, she used her dough to bake her two kids; Starlight Powder Cookie and Powdered Wing Cookie.

Starlight Powder Cookie is more powerful than her brother, and when she's here, you can most often find her in the Planetarium. She is one of the cookies that watches over the stars as well, like Moonlight Cookie, which is why she isn't here often. But, she brings me knowledge of space, so that's appreciated!

She's a bit shy, so don't be too offended if she doesn't talk to you.

Powdered Wing Cookie

Powdered Wing Cookie was made from the leftover dough of his sister, so he is weaker than she is, but he doesn't mind! He works as my messenger, either to retrieve items from Earthbread or knowledge from the World of Witches, since I don't go there much often. He's more social than his older sister.

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A cookie with ricotta cream hair approaches with an inquisitive expression on their face, chocolate eyecings glinting with curiosity.

"So you're an archivist like me, then?" Cannolo Cookie asks, their crispy chocolate-lined capelet fluttering as they bring a hand to their chin. "Your collection seems mighty more vast than my own, however... Just how did you amass such a grand compendium? Truly remarkable work."

They seem to be looking the archive over repeatedly, admiring the tidiness.

// honestly wasnt sure what to ask lol but i thought it'd be fun to interact with my own archivist cookie...

Half-Moon Cookie uses their magic spoon to float up to them, giving him a warm smile.

"Hello there! I'm glad you asked! I have already talked about how I became an archivist, but I guess I never explained how I got all the information that I have.

"I get my information in various different ways. I collect a lot of text written from cookies, but I've also written a lot of the archives by myself, as you can't just take everything at face value. I have the power to see what's happened in the past using a spell called the "All Seeing Eye." Basically, using a giant eye, I can look at any point in history, as well as the things going on in the present around Earthbread. I write down what I see, and I've been doing that for thousands of years, so I have a looootttt of stuff."

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Hey so the voices in my head urged me to draw this

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cookie run is so funny because wtf wdym my cookies have mercury in them...

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🕰😴

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Marble Bread's relationships with Moonlight and Timekeeper

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Drew a meme going around on Twitter I thought it be funny for these two 🍕🔫 enjoy !

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the whole thing with like. the dragons fighting each other and heaving up massive piles of land and water, rearranging the earth and bringing back dead/extinct species and tribes while pizza cookie is just making her fucking deliveries and potato cookie just farms and shit is like. it puts into perspective how small of a scale the dragons really see the world and how little of it they know past their islands. longan doesn’t know what a cell phone is. lychee has never seen a car. pitaya doesn’t know what a sandwich is and ananas has never heard of television.

the modern cookies having their little adventures while the dragons just muck shit up and ruin so many lives while touching so much less is literally just. it’s literally just this image. everyone with modern lives is watching these five lizards with ego problems fuck up the balance of nature over their conflicting ideologies and they gotta clock in for their 9am shift

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I'll let you know if I ever find him. But for now, you're stuck with me 😋

I'm surprised you haven't caught on yet.

I bet that's you, Shadow Milk Cookie. What? That I haven't caught onto the insecurities? Or is this your way of gaining control since this is something I don't know?

Either way, I'd love for you to tell me!

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Hello again, Fount of Knowledge! What are your opinions on Candy Apple Cookie?

Her? Hmm... she loves my attention, and I can't blame her! Even if most of her tricks are decent though, I'd rather her not cling to me so much. Sometimes literally.

Being stuck here isn't so bad after all! What a nice break from all... that. How exhausting.

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One and The Same.

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Even Candy Apple Cookie managed to buy a plush Shadow Milk Cookie, but you didn't....