#blitz being blitz

[stolasbuckzo]

Stolas: *sighs and depressively eats ceral* “I don’t even have a family name anymore.”

Blitz: . . . “You can take mine.”

Stolas: *chokes on his food and makes bird noises of surprise before looking at Blitz in shock*

Blitz: “I said what I said.”

Stolas: “Blitz I’m already living in your home working for you and now you want me to take your surname?”

Blitz: “Uh. . . yeah? I really don’t mind.” He shrugged casually, whilst trying not to blush at the idea that he’s basically he’s in love with Stolas and would do anything for him at this point.

Stolas: “But why? I don’t have anything anymore, not money not fame not even bloody title.”

Blitz: “I don’t care.”

Stolas: “I’ve got a terrible past always victimised by Stella and what about the current relationship between us and all we’ve been through?”

Blitz: “I forgive you.” (which is probably the closest thing to him actually saying ‘I’m sorry’ in Blitz’s eccentric language 🤣)

Stolas: . . . “I can’t EVER have children.”

Blitz: *rolls his eyes at the dramatics knowing full well that Stolas was dramatising and that he HAS an actual daughter* “So we’ll merge our families together.”

Stolas: “I’m a man bird for bloody sakes! What if people comment on our relationship? Or gossip about us?”

Blitz: “For the love of—! Stolas, you’re basically a commoner now we’re on the SAME level no one is gonna care about your status or what WE do. Also . . . nobody is perfect so yknow stop being trying to be perfect cuz no matter what you say I’m going to love you regardless.”

Stolas: . . . *brain.exe stopped working* “What did you just say?”

Blitz: “You heard me.”

Inspired by this idea:

I was actually going to stop at “uh yeah” but then I had this grand idea to do this iconic quote so now it’s just transformed into a big fanfic rather than a small thing. Eh… what can I say? It’s the author in me 😂

[decaffeinatedplaid]

chappell roan lyrics unintentionally describing stolitz pt. 2

[birdy-babe]

Blitzøs entire life spent being unwanted. So he adapted, and learned how to be something needed, something to be used.

Which is why I think he firmly believes he is being used by Stolas. He simply cannot fathom a different reality, one in which he is wanted for once in his life.

[tailsprower207]

“And now, he’s my best friend” 💕💕

I was already obsessed with this duo but with the episode I’m even more insane about them😗

[blitzwhore]

2x02 Seeing Stars | 2x12 Sinsmas

... Oh.

[oatmealdoodles]

“I want you to stay with me, because you want to. Only if you want to”

also a version with strings:

OG:

Everybody raving about the “I didn’t realize you think sow low of me” while I’m still obsessing abt this

edit: forgot to add the second ver. so adding it in now

[timkontheunsure]

"and if he's only here as a prisoner, what kind of monster does that make me?"

Ok think I've finally worked out what was bugging me with them miscommunicating when Blitz yells.

"Would he want me if he were free?" Stolas' starting premise is if Blitz wasn't ok with the deal, and didn't like him; then he's a monster and an abuser.

If it's was only sex to Blitz, then he's just like Stella.

It's why he gives up, saying he has his answer; when Blitz assumes the crystal must be a prop for more of their deal.

"tethered to someone in such an unfair way". Ok this bit had my mind immediately go to the divorce.

The marriage was arranged by someone must more powerful than Stolas, to someone he'd never choose for himself. An "entire life's been written in stone" in fact; he thinks he's done the same thing to the man he loves.

While it is perfectly reasonable for Blitz to get angry, feeling blindsided and dismissed; asking for a "fucking minute", the next bit reads very differently to both of them.

"You spring this feeling bullshit on me. Are you fucking kidding! *Kicks open the door* Can I get a Fucking minute to think after everything you put me through! You pompous rich Asshole! *Stolas' flinches the same way he does when Stella screams at him.*

"Treat me like one of your little butler imps. You can't just Dismiss me like that. I mean you royal Fucks think you can think you can do this every single time. Like you can just play with our feelings, because we're smaller and not as important. Well I'm Not letting you bitch. *Flinches again* Let's Go!".

Blitz is telling Stolas that he doesn't want to be sent away, and that he wants think about it. His abandonment issues are fully kicked in.

He's trying to force Stolas into a fight, to get him to engage with him. Likely a repeated pattern from his last serious relationship with Voroskia.

Trying to pick a fight, to get to make up sex, to get them back to 'normal'. Because that's how he's been dealing with their "complicated" for a while now. If it's about sex he knows how to deal with what they have.

(Blitz is word perfect on the fight with Verosika after all; so they probably got back together a few times after stealing from her).

Blitz immediately goes to "I can do better", and try give it back; when he thinks Stolas doesn't want to see him anymore.

"you royal Fucks think you can think you can do this every single time."

But that's not what Stolas is hearing right now. Stolas hears is 'your all the same. All royal are as bad as eachother'.

It's very close to Striker explaining how the world works during his torture.

And now he thinks that the only man he's ever loved hates him because what he is.

That's what he meant by "think so of low of me".

And he's not exactly wrong. Fizz even calls Blitz on hating that Stolas is a prince.

And Blitz does say "They're all the fuckin' same". (Blitz isn't wrong for calling out Stolas on how he treats his staff either)...

Then there's the bit that seems fairly contentious. Stolas portaling Blitz out.

Stolas is a domestic abuse survivor, only a couple of weeks out of the hospital, because his wife tried to murder him. He's going freak out at loud voices, angry swearing, and doors being kicked in.

He going assume that this is Blitz getting a few kicks in on the way out; not him genuinely trying to talk through their problems just because of the format.

They are both stumbling over eachothers trauma landmines here.

Neither is wrong.

Not Stolas for walking away, or making the shouty person leave.

Not Blitz for getting scared, upset and feeling abandoned. Thinking Stolas isn't giving him a chance to think it through.

Blitz is going to get that time he wants to think it over. It's not an all or none thing.

He now has his business safe and secured in his own hands, and knows that Stolas likes him too. Those are biggys.

It's entirely up to Blitz what he wants to do now.

[tealvenetianmask]

The fact that Blitz says this very soon after he first has sex with Stolas and gets the book.

He's so rizzed up by that experience.

[cm-matz]

i am literally OBSESSED w/ the lil noises he’s making here

[awkwardandeccentric]

So if Millie and Blitz are besties (credit to @miyakuli )

Then that means Moxxie’s on the market for a best friend

Stolas, get your feathered ass over here! Moxxie needs a bestie and you need a bestie!

Seriously I can’t wait for an episode where Stolas and Moxxie are just that Spider-Man meme. Let the autistic theater kids be friends.

[satoumafuyuss]

Still getting used to drawing them but I'm happy with how this turned out so I will post it :)

[birdy-babe]

How much do you think it hurt Stolas to treat Blitzo this way even as pretend?

Think about it: the last time they had spoken was apology tour. Then Stolas shows up and spews all this about Blitzo and Imps, expecting to be executed. He knew there was a chance that he would never be able to explain himself to Blitzo, but saving Blitzo was still worth it.

There was a chance that Blitzo would fall for it too, that IMP would fall for it too. And then Stolas would die being seen that way by all of them.

And it must have hurt him too, having to say all these things about Blitzo, to hurt him in a way he knows Blitzo’s been hurt before. To touch him roughly and cast him away-

But it was always worth it. No matter the outcome, he saw the man he loved in danger and would do anything to save him. Any consequences would be worth it as long as Blitzo was okay in the end <3

[angelshizuka]

#he couldn't finish it this time

HELLUVA BOSS 1.07 - Ozzie's 2.08 - The Full Moon

[sliding-down-rainbows]

My thoughts on Striker as a PERFECT narrative foil for Blitzo

I've been watching a lot of reactions and reading through theories about HB given the new ep.

One thing I keep seeing is this surprise that Striker would work with the Nobles against Blitzo, considering how outspoken he was about hating royals.

To me, this makes perfect sense and I think they established this for the character early on. Striker hates Blitzo because Blitzo is exactly who Striker THOUGHT he was, and who he claims to be.

The thing is with Striker, I think a review I just watched of tbskyen got it spot on during his first appearance in Harvest Festival. "He doesn't seem to articulate an argument against the hierarchy so much as an argument against his place in it."

Striker, as much as he wants to be seen as a class hero, looks down on other imps and hellhounds, and his resentment is the HE should be above them. He says so to Blitzo.

"Blitzo, c'mon. You know the two of us are superior than most of our kind."

And he REPEATEDLY belittles other imps

"Don't worry, little one. You never stood a chance."

"Plus, you little things ain't worth the cleanup." ―Striker before locking Millie and Moxxie in the cellar

"I still think it’s embarrassing. You’re wasting a lot of potential relying on a weak little-" ―Striker about Moxxie

Calling Fizz a "worthless little pet"

I think I still missed some but you get the idea.

Striker think he and Blitzo are better than other imps, and don;t deserve to be subservient.

But here's the funny thing, BLITZO is the one who started and runs his own business, who became his own boss. And he uses that position to actually pull up other imps and hellhounds. Blitzo, for all of his jokes, fucking respects Moxxie's skill, he doesn't let anyone treat Loona like his pet. He uses his position as being seen as stronger than other imps to help others see their own worth. When Millie was speaking bad about herself:

Millie: We don't deserve this. We're just Wrathians, Blitzo. Muscle. It's all we're good for, all I'm good for. It's why you hired me. Any demon good at making a buck is welcome in Lust or Greed, but here? Demons like us ain't cut out for this. - Ghostfuckers flashback

And Blitzo's response?:

(Long paragraph of encouragment I won't copy all of... The point is, if we can't make it here then- then no one deserves to, right?

Blitzo saved them all from their lowest point and showed them their worth, that they deserve as much respect as anyone else.

And Striker, for all his fucking posturing, is working FOR a Goetia. So you have this guy, who thinks he's some class hero, better than other imps, but is stuck working for royalty. And along swings Blitzo, who is his own boss, and is just as strong if not stronger than him. Blitzo is EVERYTHING Striker wishes he was.

So then we come to Mastermind. Given the chance, Striker fucks over his own race/class in favour of royalty who probably offered a bribe. Blitzo, even to the very end, speaks of imps as a whole being mistreated.

No fucking wonder he became a class hero.

Striker has his "values" so long as they serve him directly, if he can get to the top of the food chain he'll make no effort to dismantle it or help bring anyone else up.

[blitzwhore]

Helluva Boss as textposts (more like The Full Moon as textposts) part 25/?

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21 / 22 / bonus / 23 / 24 / 25 / 26 / 27 / 28 / 29 / 30 / 31 / 32 / 33 / 34 / 35 / 36 / 37 / 38 / 39 / 40 / [41 onwards]

[aarafox]

kinda meant a lot to me that he said this lol, after they made fun of him and Stolas back at Ozzie's