#blah blah blah good omens

[cattatoir]

I mean honestly I love how Derek Jacobi portrayed metatron bc like it’s a master manipulation by Angel standards but by human standards (and probably Crowley’s) like he’s just really barely repressed menace and like…rage? disgust? Sure he waits til Aziraphale turns around to glare at Crowley but he’s not even looking or talking at Aziraphale with anything actually friendly

[biceratops7]

hold- wait a fucking minute...

Beelzebub is acting really freaking weird in this scene.

Ok so I encourage you to rewatch it cause I can't really properly illustrate it in gifs, but they don't sound irritated, or even particularly intimidating. We know Beezlebub to be a very dry person, even in moments they want something and need to manipulate/ convince someone for it. So this abnormally animated and even somewhat friendly demeanor doesn't strike me as part of buttering Crowley up to get him to help them.

This is a weird line. We know Beelzebub isn't like Shax, they've been around a bit more and have a better grasp on things like tone and figurative language. There's almost no way they're unaware that saying this would immediately clue Crowley in to the fact that Heaven and Hell do in fact have communication, so they must want him to know. For whatever reason, it's important to them that Crowley knows they're a reputable source.

And then I remembered where I've heard that tone before.

It's nearly the exact same one Crowley uses to tell Aziraphale that he needs to protect them. It's the kind of tone you use when you need someone to read between the lines and understand more than you can safely tell them. Beelzebub is fully ready to believe Shax when they say Gabriel's in the bookshop, and acknowledge later that Aziraphale was a very fitting and likely candidate to harbor him. They know full well Crowley doesn't want jack shit to do with Hell, and would probably be offended if anything by anyone referring to his "nasty little heart". That is merely a performance to mask what they're really trying to tell him, which is that Aziraphale is in danger.

Without this detail Crowley very well could've turned Gabriel in to Heaven instead of Hell, he certainly doesn't see much difference between the two. Beelzebub is the reason he decisively doesn't, and races home in a panic.

And I think it's genuinely so sweet, this moment of understanding and comradery between them that goes unnoticed, even to Crowley. They drop the shtick and make sure that he knows the book of life is a real threat, and you only need to be merely involved in hiding him to be erased from it. Because to them, there's also the very real possibility that Crowley knows about Gabriel while Aziraphale doesn't, so they're double checking Crowley will not to tell him and instead go straight to them. There’s just something so protective in it.

[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

He really said “I am aggressively gay what the fuck are you talking about”

[miss-americanbi]

gay people can never say “i love you” it’s always some incoherent shit like “you idiot. we could’ve been… us”.

[myiliterallyhavenolifegoals]

Aziraphale's going to tell Crowley he can live with him in the bookshop by pulling the same "you can stay at my place...if you like..." that Crowley did at the end of series 1 I can feel it in my fucking bones

[wearecrowley]

[obsessed-sketches]

*singing quietly* My love are you the devil?

(This was inspired by the song the fruits by Paris Paloma, please listen to it it’s so good. Also while you’re at it, listen to Which Witch by Florence + The Machine too.)

[junonboi]

Comes onto tumblr once in awhile to drop yaoi. Ily all

[halcyonfawn]

things left unsaid.

[zwampp]

art😋 im not the biggest fan of the actual drawing but i think i like the colouring :3

[cattatoir]

I do like that Crowley knows the angels and demons biggest flaw tends to be following the Rules and just tells them oh this is the rule or you’re breaking the rules or don’t you know that might be the plan? And it usually works

Anyway I don’t want to make a separate post but I’ve been obsessed with the way that lady starts hornily stroking her fan 😂 and not seen a gif of it

[seraphic-sibyl]

More stupid predictions for Good Omens 3: Crowley and Aziraphale move into a cottage in the South Downs and Agnes Nutter sends them a housewarming gift and a strongly worded note.

[camellcat]

thinking about angel!Liam just absolutely fucking decking demon!Theo

Liam is, at first, completely horrified, right? like, oh, dear heavens, he just punched someone! that's not very holy of him! ...but also, Theo is a demon... surely he's just... acting within his angelic duties... to thwart demon wiles... yeah...?

and Theo cannot decide whether to laugh his ass off because he just got an angel to punch someone or start panicking that maybe he's pushed Liam too far and he'll be discoperated or smth. which ofc he won't be bc Liam (as much as he loath to admit it) does not hate Theo, but they are not at the stage in which Theo is certain of that!!

but once Theo gets him back it (dreadfully, in Liam's opinion, and cruelly giddily in Theo's) becomes a Thing.

[sofancydancy]

Round 2✨

[homoquartz]

ok i posted these on reddit but then as i am looking at these i am trying to figure out how they both do and don't look like the same person drew them

[quasarkisses]

oh no oh guys with the new good omens clip I just realized the absolute gut punch this whole Gabriel thing is for Crowley

this whole time, everything Crowley's done to try to reach out to Aziraphale over the millenia, it's been him going, "Choose me. Pick me, this time. I'm the one who actually likes you. Heaven doesn't appreciate the things that make you, you like I do - so why do you keep choosing them over me?"

and now they're on their own side (supposedly), Aziraphale has finally been forced to choose and chose him, he can have his angel and keep him too. until Gabriel shows up and dutiful as ever, Aziraphale goes right back to being a heavenly helper