#bitch I’m threw

[devildomditzy]

I dunno how to tell you guys this but…

My current boyfriend is jealous of mammon 💀

[imthursdaysyme]

Guinevere convincing the officer she can chill her husband out

[allpromarlo]

gave in and started playing lds and dawg the sylus story has me KEELING. shopkeeper looked this man dead in his face and said “she don’t want you bro”

[pommyommyomni]

tw kinda suggestive I guess ???

anyway you gotta make sure that you give your Pomni plush a little bit of time everyday with her face pressed into your chest. Like engulfed entirely by your bare tiddees ok. It’s called breastfeeding and she needs it or she’ll die

[nocasdatsgay]

I’m still throughly upset that Cassian has one of the most romantic lines in all the books and then in the following two books treats Nesta like shit.

Home girl needed to know she was worth it and be held for once in her life, but you listened to an old ass eldritch bitch who should have died in book 3 and waited until Nesta broke as a person and rebuilt herself in the image of the night court before you decided to love her.

Note: This is my onion and I will not be taking criticisms. I don’t hate nessian I’m just triggered and I know that’s a me problem 😂

[danny-pino-group-therapy]

So there’s this Mexican restaurant up from my place that’s named Casa de Tres Reyes so House of Three Kings but I like to think that Miguel, Angel, and EZ got together and became civil and opened a nice restaurant in a new town with Felipe happy to have his boys around. None of that other awful shit ever happened.

Casa de Tres Reyes is now the three Reyes brothers restaurant. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[monochromeruby]

DCAS FINALE SPOILERS: my thoughts

WHAT THE FUUUUUVK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK

PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE WHY IS GOD SO CRUEL WHY OH GOD WHY WHYYY WHYYYY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME

JAKE I HATE YOU I HATE YOU JAKE I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOUUUUUUUU I ACTUALLY HATE YOU GO TO HELL

HES DONE NOTHING NOT A SINGLE GAME MOVE AT ALL NOT A SINGLE ONE I CAN CONCEIVE

IT HURTS IT ACTUALLY HURTS MY BODY HURTSSSS PLEASE OH GOODDD OH MY GOD OH GOD

IF HE WINS I’LL DO SOMETHING DRASTIC I CANT GO ON I CANT OH GOD IT HURTS MY BODY HURTS

SOMEBODY SEDATE MEEEE SOMEBODY SEDATE ME PLEASE I CANT KEEP GOING THROUGH THIS I CANT OH GOD OH MY GOD PLEASE SEDATE MEEEE

I am not okay.

My current mental state:

[sparrow-the-tired-lesbian]

sometimes I think about joining a local sports team for fun then I remember that I am a theatre enthusiast who hates sports and has the reflexes of a block of velveeta cheese

[lenakluthor]

me, literally yesterday: yeah so now my biggest problem is getting myself to start tasks and my therapist suggested maybe i talk to my psychiatrist about adderall

my mother, today: *holding up an overdue bill* this is what you need to talk to your therapist about! you procrastinate everything!

[lazarus-lazuli]

i might be autistic tbh bc whenever someone comes at me with a nasty attitude instead of getting offended or angry i am just Shocked. like speechless. flabbergasted. not even in a “how could you be mean to me, i am just a wittel forest creture i cannot change this 🥺” way but in a “how in the actual fuck am i meant to respond to that’ type of way

[theundeadgospel]

Bethanne, below the roof Cassandra [ Strahd ] is on: YOU CANNOT EVEN FUCKING FACE ME! YOU REFUSE TO COME DOWN HERE AND SPEAK TO ME EYE TO EYE! FUCKING WHAT?! [ Insert cursing in Patterna. ]

Cassandra, swearing right back in Patterna: [ HURLS A WHOLE FUCKING FIREBALL DIRECTLY AT HER. ]

[hobermallowed]

👀

[twistedappletree]

not me eating cranberry sauce my friend made & asking why there’s leaves in it

[noteguk]

DELIVERING BABIES!!! DAMN WE GOT A WHOLE ASS DOCTORRRRR!!! but fr congratulations on your academic achievements that's awesome! and I'm sorry to hear about the passing in your family, my condolences to you and your family.

All that matters is you're here in 2023 with us, and may it bless you in abundance with only the best✨️🫂

Thank you!!! And I actually found out that I really like the babies but I’m NOT made to be an obgyn… it was a nice experience but I’ll pass thanks 🫠

Wishing you the best too ♥️♥️♥️

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

Drea full rundown of how's work

Now that I’ve been here almost 2 weeks, I’ve started getting the hang of it!! I get rotated around different clinics and some of them are way more busy than others (like the one I was at today was super slow, we got like 13 ppl in total the whole day, while the one I was at yesterday we saw 70 people and it was hectic asf 😭)

But tbh they aren’t paying me enough for what they make me do 💀 like I thought it was just a receptionist job where I talk about the plans and packages the clinic sells but tell me why they have me doing metrics and cleaning the entire fucking clinic on my own 🫥 i essentially run everything while the doctor just chills in the back room and only comes out to adjust people

So aside from making sure every patient has updated paperwork, having to do metrics reports, payment plans, making all the calls every day, and scanning all the shit into the system, I’m also sweeping, vacuuming, mopping, and disinfecting the whole clinic. And they only have one front desk person at any given clinic at a time so I have to jump back and forth between essentially being a maid and a receptionist 💀 like I’ll be cleaning and someone comes in so I have to stop and run to the front to get them checked in and then wait for them to leave to keep cleaning 😭 all of this…for $13 an hour. CAN U BELIEVE!!!!!

But it’s so difficult to find a job rn so I don’t really have a choice 🔪

[lorenssillylittleblog]

i think i just realized my problem with jegulus it’s bcs they’re like 2 years apart and ik what you’re think “it’s only 2 years!!” but it’s just not like that when you’re in school. would i, as a 16 yo, date a 14 yo? fuck no. but maybe that’s just me