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sometimes I think about joining a local sports team for fun then I remember that I am a theatre enthusiast who hates sports and has the reflexes of a block of velveeta cheese
#I am not athletic#I’m whatever the woman version of twink is#I’m a femme lesbian#Who hates sports#i hate sports#i hate running#you go get the ball bitch#you’re the one who fucking threw it#goddamn#sparrowposting#shitpost#shitposting#dumb shit#meme#sillyposting
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Public garden study date!!
#this is the very basic yet impeccable no quirks au#they are NORMAL high school students who go on STUDY DATES and do not break CHILD LABOR LAWS#it just occurred to me i shouldve used flower symbolism oopsie#anyways UA is a really prestigious private school in this AU#ochako is there on a sports scholarship and is quite modestly absolutely cracked academically#toga goes to public school but is determined to get into good higher education#shes a bio whiz and hates pretty much everything else#ochako is happy to help her out in her other classes#i havent decided how they meet exactly#but its cute trust#theyre just kids your honour#i love them#himiko toga#toga himiko#ochako uraraka#toga x uraraka#togachako#mha#bnha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#wlw#chiquilines draws
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I wish lance stroll was half of the bitch his haters think he is
I wish he would come to every grandprix wearing a Prada suit, no shirt a diamond necklace and carrying a iced Frappuccino in one hand and Fernando alonso in a leash and just say "Daddy I want a trophy" and Lawrence would just shove a bunch of money in everyones hand and take the trophy for him
I wish he would just bat his pretty eyelashes and everything would be his
But life isn't fair and I have to bet on a losing dog that is hated for no discernable reason who loses a little bit of his spark every race weekend because he can't do as much as open his mouth in his own social media without being bullied because mental health of drivers only Metter if they are good enough that their loss will be considered a tragedy
#formula 1#formula one fandom#lance stroll#fernando alonso#i hate it here#i love the brazil grandprix its my home#but i know lance will be treated like shit#because the drugobitches will be extra mean#because they believe the only thinv stopping drugo is lance#not his own contract decisions and the many other teams who dont give a fuvk about him#because he is brazilian and this sport hates brazilians unless its the mythical sinless ghost of ayrton senna#sorry not sorry
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always kind of frustrated that the conversation around gendered segregation in sports is sort of dismissed as "well men can't handle losing to women" and it's never deconstructed further like. the elephant in the room is that institutionally it serves a purpose of functionally cosigning women to lesser treatment because of deep, deep, deep misogyny. it's not just pay, though that's the most obvious surface-level marker of inequality, but the time, effort, and support. funding, access to facilities, coaches, safety on the job (if the woman's game is even a viable professional career! if leagues even exist!) that's what support means here. the reason women do not "perform as well as men" is because of fundamental structural inequality. often, the game is decades behind. think about like... what someone playing for the chelsea woman's team could accomplish if she had access to the same salary, coaching staff, and training ground. like its important to consistently bring this up because it directly challenges the idea that "women's sports" are uniformly materially beneficial and even need "protecting" in the first place (protecting, of course, being a word which is all about weakness and coddling womanhood).
#and of course like. provides evidence that trans women arent 'invading' womens sports because it gives them a benefit#like duh most people who hate women and dont give a shit about womens sports dont need to hear this#but soooo often i see people get wrapped into this rhetorical grift who just have absolutely not thought about it#and that starts at misunderstanding how gendered sports work and just taking at face value that women are lesser#my posts
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I do wanna say without derailing the other post that there are, absolutely, books and TV series and movies out there, including adaptations of things I love, that I hate. No nuance, no complex relationship, no I-hate-this-but-I-love-that, I just think they're terrible, sometimes for reasons of genuine objective badness and sometimes for reasons of my personal taste and often for a mix of both. And I certainly have complained, and will in future complain, about these things both to my friends and in public.
What I don't do is make hating those things a long-term lynchpin of my fannish experience, because...I hate them, so I do not wish to spend time thinking about them. Yeah, it's satisfying to know other people feel the same way I do, but once we've established that then what else is there to talk about? There's joy in a good Fisking, to be sure, but that requires extended and thoughtful engagement with the thing (that I hate) and even, I would argue, a measure of affection for what it could be in other circumstances.
Cultivate profound indifference to the stuff you hate. Cultivate happiness within yourself for the people who don't hate it, having fun over there. Cultivate the ability to exorcise your demons in the group chat and then let it go. I promise, with all my heart, it makes fannish life a hell of a lot nicer.
#fandom#think about the people IRL who make their identity about what they hate#at the nicest end you get Those Sports Fans Who Are Really Annoying#at the worst end you get literal hate crimes#we're all haters sometimes the goal is for it to be a transitional state
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everytime i watch anything that has paul mcgann in it i always sit there afterwards thinking what a fucking tragedy it was that he never got seasons as the doctor.
#MY romantic poet tragic doctor#THE HAIR THE STOLEN CLOTHES THE VOICE eight is just a work of art#eighth doctor#the man must be nearing his 70s and i would still watch him play the doctor for a season#i know i know he did some big finish but ahh he should have had more than that film#he had night of the doctor and power of the doctor too BUT IT WAS STILL NOT ENOUGH#he put his whole docussy into that film#he also had my favourite version of the tardis#i do not care what people say about the plot that film was fun & better than some acclaimed episodes of new who imo#grace and lee deserve content too i hate the rights mess with them 😭#i want to hunt the people that gave up on doctor who after his film for sport#we know i want to hunt the old bbc for sport i mean my favourite classic doctor is sylvester the fact they cancelled it with him makes me 🤬#the rage THE RAGE i feel when i think about classic who ending with my favourite classic doctor#classic who#paul mcgann#doctor who#whoniverse
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daniel being tiny feat. josh allen
#quality of these is so rotten but alas#hate making sports gifs cuz why is turf the most hideous color of all time#daniel ricciardo#josh allen#*mygifs#someone come collect both of them this is ridiculous#wife over my shoulder as i post this: who giggles behind their hand like are you fr#EMBARRASSING!
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protecting my peace
#I can take criticism#but I can’t stand unnecessary hate#and I know it’s a sport#so love or hate who ever#but trust I won’t be seeing it#lando norris#l4ndo#ln4#mclaren#formula 1#f1
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RidoAce Week Day 6: Horses | Basketball
"You suck at this, Dormhead (lol)“
#twisted wonderland#twst#ridoaceweek24#riddle rosehearts#ace trappola#shia tart#acerido#acerid#ridoace#i uh dont even know if youre allowed to steal a basketball like that#i havent played that sport in a WHILE#Other idea was ace meeting vorpal and thr latter hating him#but i felt like i would have accidentally taken from my azurido moots who made this hc with azurido#so#tho i wouldnt doubt that vorpal also hates ace#im ngl vorpal prolly would have kicked him if rids wasnt there
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woe mundane monopoly headcanons be upon ye
follow for more of modern au hua cheng’s outfits
#mostly completed this a month ago and then procrastinated the final touches until now lmao#its. so low quality. i also switched to a new brush for lineart and now this is kinda 🥴#i wanted to draw my modern au designs :3#fun facts:#hua cheng has a glass eye but he still covers it with his bangs#modern HC shops at prada btw#MQ is described as looking more like a civil god than a martial one so he has a goth academia type thing going on#FX wears sports team shirts everywhere sorry#mu qing’s mug has 3 different level markers#“fuck off” “i can hear you i just dont care” and “ok what were you saying?”#i think mu qing would hate that sort of mug but feng xin and xie lian keep giving them to him#apologies to anyone who doesnt know the rules of monopoly this is incomprehensible without previous knowledge#so: do i believe these four would actually voluntarily hang out post canon#yes actually. fxmq and hua cheng mutually tolerate each other for xie lians sake#imo after like a LONG time hc could actually be friendly towards fx (in book 2 fx admits how courageous hong hong’er is) or mq (bitch2bitch#but i dont think thatll happen there is way too much resentment that goes both ways#remember that theyve canonically fought multiple times ‼️#tgcf#art#tian guan ci fu#天官赐福#heaven official’s blessing#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#fengqing#feng xin#mu qing#xianle trio#my art
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kb/ms is truly transcendental yaoi, spectacular, amazing, 10/10, no notes ... from the perspective of a mithrun enjoyer
as a kabru enjoyer, however...
I'll start off by saying that of course Kabru doesn't want or need a romantic relationship to be fulfilled, especially not with a white man, none of them do, it's all non-canon, Dungeon Meshi isn't about romance or shipping, yes yes yes, but none of us are here for that right now!! We're here to fruitlessly argue why my blorbos kissing makes more sense than your blorbos kissing!! You know it, I know it, none of us are free of cringe!! Clown on clown violence!!
That being said ... 🤡
I just don't see what Kabru gets out of kb/ms. With Mithrun, it makes sense; Kabru has a huge impact on him and ultimately helps him reaffirm his will to live. That's very exquisite drama and excellent character writing. But with Kabru, I just don't feel that Mithrun's character interacts with his personal flaws and would instigate his growth anywhere close to the same degree. I have to imagine most fics involving them focus more on Mithrun's baggage and how Kabru helps him heal from that ... because that's mostly all that happens between them in the main story, lol!
And like, that makes sense, because ultimately chapters 61-62 aren't about Kabru and Mithrun; they're about Kabru working through his conflicted feelings in helping Laios conquer the dungeon. I think it's ironic seeing people complain about kb/ms having Kabru be Mithrun's accessory when, if anything, Mithrun's main narrative purpose, outside of illustrating the danger of the Winged Lion, is to serve as Kabru's obstacle. I'd even argue Mithrun represents Kabru's personal bad ending; Mithrun wants him to kill Laios and surrender the dungeon to the canaries, preventing the short-lived races from ever understanding how dungeons function and returning to the status quo that had gotten Utaya destroyed. It's only when Laios practically forces Kabru, straight up puts his thumbs to the screws, to work past his reticence and be emotionally vulnerable that Kabru finally puts himself on the right path to achieve his goals (it's, uh, still a bit of a bumpy ride, but they get there in the end, lol!). If he'd been this way with Laios from the beginning, he might have understood Laios' intentions from the start and saved himself a lot of pain, but it's only because of Laios' influence that Kabru is able to grow as a character and get his happy ending.
(And even if one were a Mithrun enjoyer, ultimately the main source of Mithrun's life affirmation comes from the canaries. In that final scene, Kabru gets the ball rolling because he's outside of the canary hierarchy, but the scene ends with Mithrun being embraced by the canaries and as far as I'm aware the two don't interact with or reference each other post canon at all. Hell, it's Senshi who really drives the point home. Not that it matters when we're all wearing shipping goggles here, but it felt remiss not to mention it.)
At most, I can see how taking care of Mithrun would force Kabru to reexamine how poorly he takes care of his own body and that could make for some good drama. But even then, that change is ultimately instigated by Laios' influence on him, an extension of how Kabru wants to understand how Laios can see the value in monsters in an attempt to better understand his own trauma. If a person were to get into Dungeon Meshi specifically for Kabru and wanted to ship him with someone in a way that's most interesting for him, I'd be hard-pressed to argue there's a better choice than Laios (although who'd be cringe enough to do something like that haha right guys ... [sweating])
(Side note, though, I really don't vibe with the argument that kb/ms "reduces Kabru to a caretaker role" and that's why it's bad. There's plenty of instances where Kabru shoulders his friends' burdens (helps Kuro learn common tongue, listens to Daya's fiance about his relationship troubles, etc) and, more importantly, is seemingly happy to do so. I think Kabru genuinely enjoys looking after his friends and in the story seems to find plenty of personal satisfaction getting Mithrun to eat. I understand it has the potential to be more troubling considering Kabru is a brown man and Mithrun is a white man, but idk, it just feels on the same level as people trying to discount labru by saying Laios wouldn't take enough of an interest in people to want to start a romantic relationship, when his whole thing is that he does want to connect with people and just feels like he can't. It's not a bone I feel like picking, haha)
I honesty don't mind characters being "mischaracterized" in fandom or fic even to a large degree, I know it bugs a lot of people but I respect that ultimately fandom is little more than picking up the vague outline of a doll and playing with it and mashing their faces together. Besides, if I'm really worked up about it I can just write a fic and set the record straight myself, haha. This post is merely inspired by the supremely annoying subsection of twitter that acts like labru is the ship where it's just two dudes sitting in a room together. I'm just saying, Kabru ends the series whispering into the ear of another man as his day job and it's not Mithrun lmao
#fandom wank#wank wanky fandom wank#thought you'd cringed at the last of me didn't you#sorry im a hater lmao#idk yall remember my opening note in 'nourish'#where i talked about how sometimes ships are your blorbo and the character they're closest to in canon#that was me throwing shade haha#stone-shaped shade in my delicate glass house#but shade nonetheless lmao#can't relate to people who are like 'nooooo don't fight about ships you guysss' like NO i wanna fight actually i think it's funny#kabru DOES only have one hand actually and the other one's holding the castle itinerary 😤#but only through absurd shitposts or overly long essays on your own blog like you still need to follow etiquette#people who send hate are losers who can't write or draw to cope#meanwhile i ship and write fics like it's a competitive sport i can win lol
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Sweetest boy on this grid🧡🥰
#is this really sky sports#big bad villain who the drivers hate and he hates anyone who beats him#fucking such a genuine person🧡#max verstappen#rambles#f1#formula 1#red bull racing
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Etoiles: Oh, finally we had a funny moment in Purgatory, let's go. Oh, let's go! One week of wait to have a funny moment.
Roier always knows the best way to diffuse a tense situation.
#Roier#Etoiles#Tubbo#QSMP#Soul Fire#Team Bolas#Red Team#Blue Team#Everyone (fans): *screaming and taking things way too seriously*#Roier: Hold my beer#Seriously though folks need to chill#It's just a gameeee treat it like you'd treat a sports game#it's ok to cheer on your team just don't send hate to other fans or ccs that's so silly#November 14 2023#Context: everyone was arguing over items and taking stuff off bodies (again)#All our perspectives are biased based on the people we watch and that's fineeee be chill#it doesn't matter who's ''more morally correct'' they're in purgatory#what matters most is what's entertaining AND MORE IMPORTANTLY: if they're having fun#Purgatory
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This is Madness
Lewis Hamilton to Ferrari is huge. Few things;
First, poor Carlos, having to announce his own departure is brutal.
Second, if Toto really only did find out yesterday, why? Was Lewis afraid he would change his mind? Guilt? Is the W15 a disaster?
Third, Ferrari was the only other option. There was very little chance he would wind up at Redbull. Max is first driver, Christian Horner has admitted to not seeing a future with him.
Fourth, BONO?! He signed an extension contract. So the question is does he have an out clause as well? Will Lewis buy him out? Can he? Will Bono even choose Lewis?
Fifth, Team Loyalty is a big deal in modern F1, but that's the key, it's modern. F1 drivers used to change teams more frequently. We've seen it even now. Alonso has been on six teams total, with separate stints at different times for Renault and McLaren. Kimi drove for five teams. Seb drove for five teams. Checo, five, and so on. Hamilton's stint with Mercedes is unprecedented. 17 years total. Not something to scoff at, but unprecedented. It shouldn't be treated as some ultimate betrayal. He was the exception to the rule.
Sixth, I think Lewis implicitly trusts Fred Vasseur. Do I? No. Do I think that the rumors going around about poaching Red Bull staff and the fact that we don't know about Bono or Andrew could mean that Lewis's side of the garage is stacked exactly how he wants it.
Seventh, Charles is not going to be second driver, not really. Yes, you don't bring a driver like Lewis in to make him second fiddle, but I think that the hope is that Charles will learn what he's been missing, and I love Charles but there are definitely moments that demonstrated room for growth. Lewis has always talked about how much the sport has changed, and even though it is his complaints that make headlines, his positive enforcement of some of these changes is a good attitude to bring. Charles is the 'Il Predestinato' they just want to make sure that he's the best version of it they can get.
Eighth, The Mercedes garage is going to spin this season. Their PR team is going to work like never before. They're going to spin the narrative to George, they're going to isolate Lewis. He can't be in the future development meetings anymore, he's the competition. His colleagues of a decade can no longer trust him and that is sure to be lonely. They're not going to let that be the story. I think we might even be seeing some of it already. The question as to whether or not Toto knew in advance, coming out against the fact that allegedly Sainz and LeClerc have known for at least a couple weeks, is interesting and I'm intrigued at the level of truth.
Ninth, Whether you like Lewis or not, there were moments last season that the team shafted him. Prioritizing his teammate when he was in a better position, abandoning him on podium, etc. Lewis was so supportive of Susie and Toto, George didn't even bother to do anything other than repost the official statement. Lewis was Jack's hero, now all of a sudden, George is the one on vacations, and teaching him carting. The relationship has been slowly fracturing since Abu Dhabi 2021. Whether or not Lewis leaves on a good note at the end of the season will depend on if Mercedes will even give him the time of day. This could very well be Daniel Ricciardo at McLaren.
Finally, I don't think Lewis Hamilton has ever been the type to pull the rug out from someone without cause. He's always been a huge target in the F1 community and I think he's been ready for a change for a while. It's hard to make a change, especially when you're leaving something that once treated you so well. If it is true that he gave Mercedes no proper warning then hopefully he apologizes and explains. We're not entitled to know, but they are.
#lewis hamilton#toto wolff#george russell#sebastian vettel#fernando alonso#susie wolff#mercedes#ferrari#hot take#please don't hate me#i'm just a baby#who has no one to talk F1 with#Bc her peers who watch the sport only care so much to hear the rambles#silly season#f1#formula 1
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the annoying fandom post is so funny like. as someone who used to be active in like a lot more classical and big name fandoms. the shit that happens here is so much less annoying to me than any of that ever was........
#i feel like. in rpf fandoms we dont.....have the same horrible purity culture of fictional fandoms#like here i have never encountered things like blocklists over liking a fictional character#or a weird ship or something...#stress about liking the media the correct way yk..#like we have different drama but it is the same drama that is always#borne from Sports Rivalries so i find it much less annoying. idk.#like yeah people will hate you and block you for supporting a driver sometimes#but like. idk. that feels so much more substantial than causing shitstorm over....liking a character in a tv show#who literally doesnt exist 😭#i also just find rpf fandoms generally to be MUCH less judgemental by just their nature of being one of the outcast parts of fandom
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so true... the guy who boxed on the final 2 laps to get the completely unnecessary fastest lap doesn't care about racing 🤡 just hates the sport and also driving... he's clearly not at all passionate or motivated to get a grand slam in terms of being the best in all practice sessions, quali, sprint, sprint race, actual race, and fastest lap...
#do y'all HEAR yourselves 😭#we are watching different sports atp#it's passionless and clinical and empty to YOU because YOUR GUY IS NOT WINNING#also I think it's fine to hate max. you're gonna hate the guy who wins that's the nature of sports#but you're inventing things when you're claiming max isn't passionate about sports#as if the video game he's playing isnt ALSO SIM RACING#f1 discourse#mv1
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