#billy keys

[atrxcities]

[moonlightcycle571]

So we’ve all agreed that Gotham is magically fucked, right? Like that place has ancient curses upon ancient curses like it’s nobodies business. The city was built on an evil magic swamp, a lot of people pissed off the wrong witches and all around, that shot mixed and did not age well.

It’s also common knowledge that Batman hates magic. So he doesn’t deal with that stuff. Which is as shame considering it could help deal with so much.

But do you know who’s job it is to take care it? The Champion of Magic. And who is the Champion of Magic? Billy freakin Batson aka Captain Marvel.

Problem. Billy is a hero, and people in the caped community tend to be pretty protective of their city. Batman especially when it comes to other heroes in Gotham.

Problem 2. Batman, again, doesn’t give a shit about Magic. And it’s not like Billy can hold an intervention. Cause what’s he going to say “oh by the way, your city is the magical equivalent of multiple stains that has grown into toxic mold and is in dire need of the equivalent of multiple bleaching sessions”

So now Cap is stuck. He’s also scared of getting adopted as Billy the second he enters the city.

[imnotditzy]

Imagine if Billy didn’t know Shazam died?

(This is actually apart of my AU lol)

But what if Billy didn’t know Shazam, the Wizard, was actually dead? Like maybe he did see Shazam get crushed by rocks but he just thinks a Wizard could survive that, Or he doesn’t remember meeting Shazam for whatever reason. (Like he knows it happened because his pantheon told him so, and he remembers like a tiny bit of being at the RoE, but maybe he doesn’t remember Shazam dying)

This would be kinda funny to think about, especially if the pantheon’s trying desperately not to let Billy know Shazam died. But they occasionally slip up, and each time they do Billy gets slightly more suspicious. Also, in my AU since Billy and Marvel and separate entities, I think it would be funny aswell if Marvel didn’t know either. (—which I do have an AU explanation to make it work, but I fear I may be getting too off track already.)

—

Heracles: Shazam was a good wizard.

Marvel: Was?

Heracles: IS, is. I simply misspoke—Shazam is a good wizard.

Marvel: Oh… 🧐

Billy: 🤨

—

Imagine if literally every other magic being knows Shazam’s dead, but Captain’s just none the wiser and tries to talk to them about the Wizard.

—

Zatanna: So…how’d you get your powers?

Billy (as Cap): Oh, by this Wizard, his name’s, uh…

grabs a piece of paper and scribbles the name down

Zatanna: Shazam?

Billy: Yup! Gave me my powers, have you heard of him? I think he’s very well known. I haven’t seen him in a while. Hope he’s still doing alright.

Zatanna (Going pale at the mention of a very much dead Wizard being referred to in present tense): Mhm….yeah…

—

(the league in the cafeteria, listening to one of the rare times they got Captain to talk about themself. —Billy’s just procrastinating going outside in the midwestern November cold.)

Billy: So I got my powers from this Wizard, his names…um. I think I told Zatanna? Captain looks over at her.

Zatanna (going pale): Really. I don’t remember.

Billy: Oh, okay, that’s fine! Here.

Grabs a piece of paper and scribbles down the name.

Superman: Shazam?

Every magic user in the cafeteria freezes.

Billy: Yeah! He’s the wizard who gave me my powers. I haven’t seen him since I became Captain Marvel, though. I should really go talk to him, maybe I’ll do that later.

****

Achilles: But what if we didn’t…

Hercules: How about we don’t…

Solomon: That wouldn’t be a good choice, Billy.

Zeus: I agree, you’d be just of a fool as Atlas to go.

Atlas (offended): Wow.

****

Zatanna (uncomfortable): I don’t think you should…

[keeryquinn]

All my comfort characters throughout 2024 & going into 2025 🥰

[wolfienation]

when you really think about it, the whole episode was about parents and their children and the consequences of their actions. evanora's mistreat of agatha which lead to the death of the coven and the formation of the salem seven which now hunts agatha in present day. agatha and nicholas and whatever happened there which led agatha towards the darkhold. agatha and wanda and their fight which led to billy tossing the witches away at the end of the episode.

i dont think this is agatha's trial. and if it is, i don't think it's the last of it. jen and alice both left their trials with some form of confidence in themselves whereas every single thing that could go wrong with agatha's trial did go wrong. almost all of her worst fears came to life during that trial.

her mother telling her she was always like this, her coven turning on her, her accidentally killing alice, nicholas witnessing his mother kill someone. the road (or whoever is manipulating the trial) made it so that all of agatha's fears came true.

also, and maybe i'm in the minority here but i trust jac. all the questions she raised during wandavision she answered so i know if i have the patience, she'll answer these as well.

edit: further convinced it wasn't a real trial because the aspect ratio didn't change. i'm nearly certain agatha's trial will involve rio, nicholas and flashbacks, likely dealing with how they met and how she eventually came to possess the darkhold.

[harringroveera]

Billy and his mom card always works

[rosepinks-world]

imagine being in a relationship with Billy and finding out he hooked up with maeve so whilst Hughie and butcher leave the motel to go on a food run you get your revenge by sleeping with soldier boy. when they get back, billy sees you proudly leaving soldier boys room, naked with messy hair not even attempting to try and be secretive. Hughie is covering his eyes with his mouth wide open as butcher stands there speechless in complete shock. You simply walk past him and pat his chest.

“We’re even now babe.”

[ex0rin]

Please please please, no please Hughie Campbell | The Boys S01E01: The Name of the Game

+BONUS: You should fuck off, Hughie.

[midnighteclipze]

I wonder what Kidd did to piss off Billie this badly 👀

[tendafoot]

hawkins, indiana is about to explode

[vintagerocker69]

Happy 80th birthday to the boy from Dartford the original "Jumpin Jack Flash" Keith Richards.

"There isn't a Guitarist like Keith Richards , theirs isn't a Guitarist that comes anywhere close to Keith Richards"

Glyns John's Record Producer.

"Keith richards is the the epitome of a rock Guitarist"

Brian Johnson Vocalist AC/DC

"Keith Richards wrote the dictionary on Rock and Roll , Songwriter, Guitar Slinger, and Troupedor"

Sheryl Crow Singer Songwriter

[stop-talking]

GOOD MORNING JHUTCH COMMUNITY

I feel bad for anyone who wasn't online yesterday. You missed the rise of like 7 different Jhutch roleplay accounts

We have Derek, Mike, Clapton, Billy, Futturman, Peeta, another Futturman, and the guy from ape (I forgot his name help)

[edwins-fangirl]

What!? I’m not staying up until 12am to watch Heartstopper season 3 pft that doesn’t sound like me

[jambamthepaperman]

Guys Agatha ends tonight and I’m not ready

[bluesrocknrollingstones]

press photos by Michael Putland , photos from ebay

[harringroveera]

They really fall in love with each other in every universe