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The girls are fightingggg
#space cat often works e#with anastasia. the judge. when d#omg if i could type#when someone is brought the the attention of crow's landing's pantheon#especially someonr who has done wrong etc#(think john silver from treasure planet. or even stanley honestly)#anastasia handles judgl#ing yhem to figure out if theu can be pardoned or otherwise give them their best life or. whatevrr im bad at words#ANYWAY i think the best way for bill to jeal wouldvr been Not the Theraprism. like if he got stuck without poeers living with the pines#was the other option they were ralking abojt here. dipper and mabel would probably be fine more or less. ford and stan tho#ford couldnt handle being around bill. he is still dojng his own healing and such. especially with bill in a vulnerable state#thatd be a bad idea.#bill could absolutley not be around stanley. like big time that would also not be good LOL#stan wouldnt care as much i dont think. if bill was truly not a threat theyd he fine#but bill would not be well#SO considering that space cst and Anastasia kinda had no choice but to let the axolotl put him in the theraprisn#space cay just decided to keep him comoany as much as possiblr. and continue keeping an eye on the pinrs#bc if they got to the point through time that they could br trusted with and othereise handle bill's custody. that would still be the best#for his healing and rehabilitation#bill does not see it that way#art#space cat#oc#oc x canon
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bill x ford x stan love triangle real....
#ptsd barnum is nasty work#seriously though I've been thinking about the character implications of this trifecya for years (in both a shipping & non-shipping sense)#like. for ford to effectively plug the gaping whole that stan left behind with bill#who is so very much like stan in so many ways#and then for stan to be the one who takes out bill in the end....it's so perfect#bill hardly ever acknowledges stan's existence in the show. & when he does it's never in a terribly personal way.#so to see (read) him malding over stan like this is SO great. literally making all of my headcanons real for me#gravity falls#tbob#the book of bill#stancest#billford#dumb#these aren't my pictures of the book btw. I got them from twitter
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Guys.. my bill personified.. my childhood crush has come full circle
I like to think this form is mostly just to make fun of Ford or to experiment on himself. Bill doesn't actually know how to use this form..
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....Therefore he comes off a bit uncanny valley at times (he also just. Does not care about his appearance and it changes OFTEN when he finds a feature interesting)
#did you guys see his ford underwear HAHAHA#sorry if you cant read his text I like the idea of his voice looking different in writing? idk#tw g0re#slight nudity#tw scars#i tried not to be TOO gory...but trust me he does WAY worse with this form.#bill cipher#billford#the book of bill#bill ci the triangle guy#bill ci the demon guy#bill ci the all seeing eye#gravity falls#gravity falls ford#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls bill#gravity falls book#gravity falls it is good to be back#does this mean i make fanart for adventure time again help /j#also please dont hate me bc i made him a twink or smth.. sorry tumblr rotted me 😭😭#human bill cipher#human bill design#gravity falls fandom#gravity falls stanford#bill x stanford#stanford pines#billford fanart#gravity falls headcanons#tw scabs#trigge
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look i understand if people just don't like the idea of billford, i think we have a different internal concept of what shipping means (they're not good for each other at all but i need to dissect their dynamic like a bug. you understand. it's fun) but it's fine to avoid things you don't like, good for you genuinely
however people saying they like. don't see it. like. i'm not saying there's no platonic way to read it, i'm aroace spec myself i'm all for reading things in different ways. but i do think saying they weren't partners in any queer sense at all is trying too hard to go against what the narrative is trying to say, or missing it. somehow
anyway media literacy time if a character makes a joke like this
and the previous context of that joke within the show is that it's about an ex wife. what connection do you think the text is trying to get you to make.
and that's just from a writing point of view. not even noting that from an in universe perspective ford likely knows the joke from the same source as stan. and is therefore. placing himself in that role of the joke are you seeing where i'm coming from
(not to mention bill's side of this text which is. extremely manipulative but also does not read very platonic. again, it can technically be read as platonic! bill literally can manipulate ford's feelings. but the specific wording used is very much meant to look like possessive ex partner wording whether the character means it that way or not. it's coding. look again i'm not saying it was good for them i'm just saying there was something there.)
and then there's also the divorce/break up/rock bottom input on the website. like. how else is that supposed to be read. and the corresponding page in the book itself.
the language being used here. like yes he's saying it in a joking way but then there's the other side that isn't joking which is him crying at the bar. it's the both sides (the very coded language on top of the very genuine emotions and dynamic beneath)
i know most of us are on the same page with this i've just seen a couple people saying they don't see it when this is some of the most clear cut coding i've ever seen. and these are just the things that explicitly reference a relationship off the top of my head i'm not even including the general vibes of Everything
tl;dr it's barely even subtext anymore it's all but straight up text. what's not clicking have we forgotten what coding is (lighthearted i just enjoy the phrase what's not clicking. what's not clicking)
#also i fully think they can be aroace spec about it if that's the issue. i have nonspecific aroace spec headcanons for ford i understand#i do personally think there was some form of attraction there even if not in the most typical way. but the specifics are there to play with#i don't think they ever necessarily labelled it as a relationship either#but yeah. like. yes it can technically be read platonically. sure. i would say most things can be#there are no rules to it have fun#but from a writing perspective. why would it include some of these things if it didn't want you to see them as exes in some sense#i'm sorry but this is just. text i don't know why i'm trying to convince the like three people who don't already see this i should sleep#billford#too scared to main tag other than that#gravity falls#changed my mind i have like 3 followers i'll be fine#the people who would explode me the most probably already have the billford tag blocked or something#the book of bill#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#this is not a website dot com#does the tag have spaces or not. i'm not checking. it's 11:30 pm here
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I think a really underrated character duo in gravity falls is Dipper and Stan. Like one, I think they are way more similar than people give them credit for. Like Dipper is definitely the one who feels like the ‘inferior’ twin (internally on his part), something reflected in Stan. Also Dipper is generally pretty cunning and willing to throw punches in a Stan-way, you can see Stan rubbing off on him as the show progresses. Dipper in the Stan costume, and that one scene where Stan and Dipper both cross their fingers at the same time for the same promise, both live in my head rent free. In my heart of hearts I think Dipper picks up a bit of Stans con-man tricks in the future (and Mabel goes on some bonding missions w/ Ford, but this post isn’t abt them). Also I just want to say I bet Dipper reminded Stan of a young Ford and that informed some of their early dynamic. Anyway bye just needed this brainworm out
#gravity falls#dipper pines#Stan pines#stanley pines#That one scene in Dreascapers where Stan talks abt how he sees himself in Dipper and that’s why he’s hard on him?#yeah#look the twins can obviously be put into their easy Mabel-Stan Dipper-Ford parallels#BUT I think it’s interesting to do it teh other way too#because Mabel and Ford are the weird twins of their pairs!!! they’re the outcasts who get picked on for being strange!#Also while I don’t think Mabel is Selfish (I love Mabel) she can be a little self-centered which is a good parallel to Ford who#is also kinda self centered#again I say this with love- Mabel did nothing wrong#similarly- Dipper can be mapped to the ‘Screw up twin’ (in his mind) the way Stan can#Dipper is a nerd but he’s not a super-genius like Ford was- so next to mabel he feels inferior#(I feel like he said something like this somewhere? the journal?)#anyway Stan is the same way#Also the way Dipper would fuck anyone up for hurting his family- even going as far to THREATEN bill in BOB#Tbf mabel does this too but it’s way less serious#anyway have this#gravity falls dipper#gravity falls stanley#wait I’m not over this actually#Mabel getting tricked by Bill pretending to be someone she trusted can be a Ford paralell actually#you know how bill sees himself in Ford despite the fact he’s WAYYY more like Stan??? that but mabel the opposite way. do you see the vision?#also the fact the two pines bill hates are Dipper and Stan. I win again#THE BILL-MABEL-FORD PARALELLE BUBBLE MIGHT NEED ITS OWN POST BC I HAVE THOUGHTS
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- And we pulled that stupid prank on you. - Wiener schnitzel and sauerkraut. - Yeah, we thought we were so clever. Eva von Braun, right? But you– you just set it aside, and you put your head down and got to work.
FOR ALL MANKIND 1.02 He Built the Saturn V || 3.03 All In
#and today on posts for girlies who are equally insane about s1 & s3 Margo#legit gonna throw UP. like what is she seeing in this picture at this very moment#forallmankindedit#For All Mankind#Margo Madison#having LOTS of thoughts on this.#the only mission control pic she has on display is from her FIDO days. not even flight. but from her very beginnings.#it does something to me. no disrespect to her entire career but deep down to me she'll always be#Margo who wanted to be a flight controller who wanted to be FIDO on a real mission guiding people safely into space and to the moon.#anyway can't decide what makes me more feral. the fact that it's Bill 'Margo you're outta your lane' Strausser who brings it up.#the way her features s o f t e n as soon as she picks up the frame.#the fact that the show springs this on her in THIS particular episode at THIS very time in her life.#the way this is most likely why she allows herself to openly dwell on this era and what it meant to her#like. she brings up Apollo 11 twice in s3. her good bye speech mirrors Gene's words. I'm feeling ill.
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My brain is unable to produce anything but angst.
Like I had this cute fluff idea of Carlos being a Ford fanboy and moving to Nightvale inspired by his favorite scientist going to study Gravity Falls in the 70s/80s. All mostly based on the fact Carlos moved to Nightvale the same year Mabel and Dipper went spend the summer at Gravity Falls.
And it was cute. It was mostly Carlos sending fan letters/reports and Ford reading them and deciding - thanks to Mabel - to answer and making a friend he didn't had a complicated past with (and had a similar love for science).
But them my brain went "Ford would fully assume Cecil was like Bill, right?" I mean from Ford's view there's a paranormal guy who imidiatly is into the scientist? Clearly manipulation.
And at first it was still fine. Maybe Ford helped Carlos own inicial distrust of Cecil. But my brain kept going. To the point it decided that maybe what makes Stan and Ford visit Nighvale after the Weirdmagedon is the news that Carlos is not being cautelos and instead is dating Cecil.
So at this point it was still just a funny au with Ford thinking Cecil is some type of evil charming eldrish god that'll end the world while Cecil is just bonding with Stan and super trying to impress his bf friends.
But finally my brain went: "okay but what about after Ford realizes that Cecil is just an overly dramatic paranormal guy and truly just loves Carlos?". And I realized that while of course Ford would be happy for his friend and relived about the world he would feel even more as if Bill was his fault. Here is Carlos just getting a sweet guy and maybe he was the only one that couldn't see the difference.
And now I need someone to write it and give Ford a hug.
#it does not help that I fully belive Cecil - and some nightvale citzens - can read Bills language#and sees Ford tattoo and is Cecil so he tries to gossip about it thinking is just a healthy kinky thing#only to that be the way Ford discovers his tatoo says “if lost return to Bill” and Cecil is like “holy shit I fucked this situation badly”#while Ford needs a hug even more#also Cecil does a broadcast being very petty about Bill and now nightvale all is very angry/petty about Bill#i love my dorito but i specially love when he cringe fails#wtnv#welcome to night vale#gravity falls#standford pines#ford pines#billford#look i have three modes about billford and it is “yummy toxic old man yaoi”. “let ford heal”. and lol this is so funny#i do love aus with them being healthy and the jokes#but also i like it as toxic and i like it as ford heals#also love rehabilitated bill but just cause he is a better person and sry does not mean ford has to forgive him#cecil palmer#carlos robles#carlos the scientist#cecilos
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#ran out of tags LOLLLL#and then .at least on fords end . be able to witness the moment of collapse . in which all his ‘righteous’ feelings r sucked out like a#vacuum or some star collapsing on itself bc not only is he like . having to come to terms w his own flaws#and the insidious like . stomach churning guilt associated w that but also the panic and fear (realized#w the portal or bills deception) into looking outwards and having that silent ‘oh’ moment where its like yeah#thats why he left . why wouldnt he#GRAAAAA LIKE I WANT DESTRUCTIONNN I WANT THINGS 2 FALL DOWN SO HE CAN FINALLY REBUILDDD#let me innn😭😭😭😭💥let me in to the self reflection those thirty years😭😭😭💥💥💥💥💥#who did you meet that reminded you of himm😭😭😭who wronged u in similar ways who gave u a reason to be betterrr whoo what did you see#and when you finally came back what did u FEEEL .. and dont lie and say there wasnt that wisp of nostalgia laced arnd ur heart#girl…..talk to me focus on me u know me u know these things#stanford pines#gravity falls#sry for taggingn these i need it for my own blog i prmmy i need to reference this . i will#ok im back bc i read fords end snd i want to rip my hair out bc fiddleford has such good ‘collapse’ imagery too#like we liteally got the soc of the blind eye videos . HIS DOCUMENTSRYYY#oohhhits rly over for us (me) now (and stanford and fiddleford.and stanley bc i feel bad excluding him💔)#only talking ab ford bc i need a reason to connect it to stan bc im sick in tbe brain and i need the familial conflict aspect too#but fidds .. ur misery does not go unnoticed by me ‼️#anyways. ik i said idc if they didnt get back together but the beauty of multiplicity is also liking the idea#HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHlike whenb im over the conflict im like dude they went through so much tgether it must be nice to find urself in the#familiarity again. uugughh.AUUUH./
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i already sorta played with the idea of bill having emotive hair in the first exploration doodle page i made for him but i figured it couldn't hurt to pin it down a lil more precisely :3
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#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#bill cipher#human bill cipher#gijinka#i do love the vague body horror not only of bill being stuck in a body which does not belong to him#but that it's also at least slightly influenced by his thoughts and mental state but almost entirely in involuntary ways#because he so deeply refuses to be aware of himself in any capacity his body just Does Stuff without him knowing why#like he'll be repressing stress and sadness and not really feeling it but everyone can SEE it's what he's experiencing#cuz the magic glow in his eye dims and his hair smooths out and he gets a bit physically cold and sickly looking#bill: i'm fine!!#literally everyone: no one has ever looked less fine but okay man
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Don't mistake my dislike of B/llford as being for any moral reason; I don't care what people ship and even have a few friends who enjoy it! I just think their dynamic is so much more interesting without any romantic interpretation attached, and I always get a little sad when I'm looking at something involving that and it veers into 'haha they're divorced/exes/whatever'. Like aww, aro-blocked :(
#Hayley Speaks#Think it's just the fact that both of them read so aromantic-coded to me but also I do ship Ford with Fiddleford so it's not ENTIRELY that#But I also do that in a very aroflux-Ford way so it COULD be#'But Bill canonically has exes' So do I <3#And so does Mabel but that doesn't stop people from hcing HER as aro too (which is also super based)#Also I see people (mainly Bill fans) ship it with the reasoning of they 'want Bill to have someone to love'#Why does that love have to be romantic?#Why can't he love someone without it being romantic?#Why can't he redevelop a healthy platonic relationship with Ford?#But also that just feels like me being even more of an unnecessary hater and that's no fun#I don't WANT to be overly negative about the ship because there's enough of that out there#And I don't dislike it for the reasons others might; nor do I dislike the shippers#It also doesn't help that it's being pushed EVERYWHERE lately and that can EXHAUST people who don't care about it or like it#I am hitting overexposure fatigue and I've had the ship blacklisted for MONTHS#Okay NOW my haterade moment is over for realsies
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I was in a mood and feeling some type of way...🙃💚
#I was too lazy to do a background tbh#this damn drawing took way too long#why does tumblr gotta ruin the quality? you can barely see his face here😭#bill skarsgård#bill skarsgard#axel cluney#axel#zeitgeist#original drawing#fan art#traditional art#graphite on Bristol#hiddlelecki rants
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— Are you sure Burke wants to buy Collinwood? — Yes, he said so. I'm just afraid it's only the beginning of what he wants.
#76.#➤ roger collins & victoria winters & burke devlin. ┊ to know how it ends‚ and still begin to sing it again.#gifs.#➤ edits & art. ┊ the evans cottage art gallery.#➤ roger collins. ┊ I and my ghosts want a drink.#➤ victoria winters. ┊ because she’s lost and lonely. because she looks in shadows.#➤ re: burke devlin. ┊ I am stranded in a hungerland of great prosperity.#I just think about Lou’s acting choices a lot.#the little pleading pout he gives her … the yearning after her... the fussing that she's talking to burke in the doorway...#and the way vicki holds eye contact with him ... hhhh.#and this is sandwiched between talking to her on the cliffs and taking her out to the blue whale !! (i think all the same day?)#it's just so... impactful. that this is blocked in the threshold.#lingering between burke and roger; the drawing room and foyer; pulled to either side by two versions of what happened ten years ago.#roger tugging (forcefully) at her loyalty to the collins family and her gratitude for giving her a home and family;#burke tugging her sympathies because he also wants a home; roots; a big house to raise his kids in — he's alone in the world like she is.#[heathcliff] is more myself than i am!#and you can see the realization on his face that should burke tug her too far;#roger's cord of communion will snap and he will take to bleeding inwardly.#vicki by nature of her character not only responds to truth with her favor — but; conversely; by giving her favor creates truth.#when she likes and trusts and wants to spend time w/ roger he fares very well: a breakfast date where she supplies him with an alibi —#a dinner date that covers up his perjury meeting. vicki's good opinion is indispensable for his survival —#the very minute he loses that — when she is certain he's bill's murderer — she turns on him and so does everyone else and he immediately#loses his freedom (albeit only temporarily held at the police station rather than 5 years in prison)#she's not literally taken laura's place with them — but it's remarkable how much her romantic intentions influence the outcome of that#decade-old case; in just the same way that laura choosing roger as her husband and supplying truth through her testimony lead to#burke's condemnation before. it's much the same game roger is playing at this point in the story (at a significant disadvantage#to last time; because he can't offer vicki — penultimate Good Girl — a ring)#vicki's heart; affection; attraction; tied up fundamentally in Justice. and her position as narrator#making it all the more compelling that she writes Truth as vicki is navigating who *very literally* holds the Pen.#burke's story or roger's story? burke's [redacted] or roger's [redacted]?
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✨ 🍼 💐
✨ Retired Bradley, Jake climbing Command
Can’t help feeling his mouth go dry at the still so broad shoulders, thick bare arms. But it’s the soft tummy, covered in a thin line of dark hair leading down to the low riding pink shorts that makes him damn near choke on his own tongue. Jesus fucking Christ.
🍼 non navy bradley/fighter pilot jake as parents - hangster
“I know you don’t like me,” Bradley murmurs softly as he stares down at his cup, waiting for his tea to finish steeping. “I didn’t,” Jake agrees as he drops down onto the stool opposite of the older man. “Not so much now though.” “That you’ve got my full, sad life story?” Bradley looks up, flashing him a grimacing smile that looks strained around the edges.
💐 serial killer Jake - hangster
“So,” Jake starts, lips quirking up into a smarmy smirk, as he lets his eyes drag up and down what he could see of Bradley’s body, “how about Friday night?” Eyes flickering up, Bradley shoots him a questioning look before dropping his eyes back down to where he’s cutting up limes for the bridal party that had ordered Tequila shots. “Friday?” “Me taking you out, honey.” “No,” Bradley cuts in, pausing as he takes a breath before tightening his grip on the knife as he gets back to carefully cutting. “No, Jake. You gotta stop asking me, man.” “Why?”
Make Nixie Write!
#lucyybradford#nixie answers#bradley retires and jake goes up up up#jake is in the process of losing his mind at seeing bradley's tummy for the first time#man is about to choke on his own tongue and spit#whimpering like a dying balloon because it's unfair that bradley who was already his walking wet dream#somehow got even MORE like his wet dream#hangster#speedrun hangster girl dad's#this is pre relationship / first meeting between them. they are about to speed run their way into falling in love#jake's sisters will be making fun of the both of them so hard for it#because jake was such a bitch when FIRST meeting/laying eyes on bradley#sereshaw#moonlighting my love#pillow princess bradley & serial killer sugar daddy jake#here we have the boys at the beginning of their story!#jake is still trying to get bradley to agree to date him#and bradley is too tired and overworked and stressed about his bills and debt to even think of having a night of fun#nor does he think jake is serious about all his comments about wining and dining bradley. just thinks its one big joke for the handsome ric#guy who frequents the dive bar he works at
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this isnt what i usually post on this blog but I'm already sick of all the memes and 'jokes'. I am almost certainly leaving the fandom for good now because of the book of bills release and NO it is not because billford's community has an influx of supporters.
So the worship and romanticization of asylums and other abusive practices for mental health have been steadily gaining traction in recent years, especially with the rise of tiktok's toxicity.
SO many people, especially younger people, regularly talk about how they want lobotomies or how women they don't like should be lobotomized. They get tattoos of lobotomy like it's some quirky fun thing and not one of the most horrific tortures someone can endure.
These same people, ESPECIALLY leftists, will look at anyone they disagree with or don't like and say "get institutionalized, loser" or "et therapy" and it's always in a mocking way. it's always in a policing way.
because these people know that mental wards strip everyone of their freedom and their bodily autonomy. they know these places arent for healing--theyre for silencing.
So the amount of people i see treating bill being institutionalized like a good thing---even the writers and alex himself?
Yeah. Im out ✌🏼
#you people try to act quirky and say you like weird stuff and you like crazy people and hate normies#but then when someone isnt a normie and actually does want to change things in radical ways you want to put them in an asylum#i do not want to interact with any of you people!#i still love gravity falls (obviously) but im just... so over the fandom at this point.#even people who LIKE bill are trying to act like this is all a good thing#guess what asylums dont help :) they almost always make things worse!#so in reality if bill ever got out he would just be 100x worse and more vengeful than before! congrats.#Play stupid games get stupid prizes!#gravity falls#antipsych#i seriously dont understand why anyone things mental wards are in any way different than how they used to be a hundred yeears ago.#because they arent. at all. like literally at all.#they forcefully medicate you with pills that you dont need and that actively harm you bc random ass nurses diagnose you with#someething different every other day and ust give you a new pill for every diagnosis#i know someone who was put on antipsychs when not only do they not have a psych disorder but they had a heart condition and#nearly died bc of it. I myself was put on three different pills the very night i went in. they never#even hesitated to wait and see if i would have a bad reaection or if i reeally needed it.#bc why would they when heavily meedicating you makes you unable to think or reaelize what theyre doing is extremely unethical?#i saw multiple people held down and strapped to their beds and given sedatives for doing nothing at all. For simply asking questions.#I saw staff harass and mock and disrespect very speciifc kids (specifically the poc kids.)#I saw staff lie and try to incite fear in other kids and myself.#one of them told me the night before i was cleared for release tat if i said 'im fine' at any point they would keep me for another month.#and that if i didnt continue to take the meds (ssris) that i was overdosing on that they would come grab me in a van and bring me back#against my will.#Keep in mind i was here based off of lies. There was no real reason for me to be in that asylum.#So yeah. literally dont come on this post trying to defend asylums bc i PROMISE you i have more experience in the reality than you#ever could.#Theyre horrible and romanticising it even against a fictional villain is repulsive behavior.
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in an ideal world gege fleshed out the relationship between gojo and megumi if i think about them too long i need to be put down but it's ok it's fine
#when i think about all the ways gojo showed he cared like putting yuuji's room next to his so he wouldn't be alone and#helping him and tsumiki out with the bills and like. Being there for them at a time when they had no one else#do you remember what a little relief feels like? it feels like a lot#really can't believe some people say he's callous and uncaring. he cared for his students so much he did everything he could for them#does megumi even know that he's gone. im gonna throw up#actually it's Fucked that sukuna killed gojo in megumi's body and i need to see the emotional ramifications of that
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no guys you dont get it itager isnt sweet and tender in the domestic gay lovey dovey way theyre sweet and tender in the BRO way
#im a crazy bitch okay i will be like yes theyre lovey to eachother yes thats true#yes i only get gay and shit for itager bc theyre true love and then see something sappy and gay of them and go THAT AINT RIGHT#im a freak okay im such an asshole about itager bc i think theyre lovey to eachother in a very specific way and all other ways are cringe#me when the only itager i consume is the official goddamn hetalia manga#and them doujins made by corolla that mf was the only person ever who understood them (even if they were misguided and believed in gerita)#i like to think in my heart of hearts corolla knew the truth it was just the wrong time.#like how i know bill and ted wouldve loved touhou koishi song its just they were born in the wrong era#but yeah like germany and italy are gay in that BRO way like. its hard to describe but its not gay its more like.... friendship adjacent#like when you deeply care about your bro and act gay with them in that way they arent about that silently looks at the moonlight shit#they look at the moonlight and italy goes 'germany is right now a good time to tell you i fucked your car again' and germany goes 'What.'#ITS A BETTER AND MORE AWEZOME FORM OF LOVE IN MY HUMBLEST OF OPINIONS.... I PERSONALLY PREFER IT#its domestic in the way of having your average daily life of dicking around with your bros and throwing grenades in cars n shit#instead of domestic settling down and being all serious and sappy all the time#its lovey dovey in the way of being like AHAHA IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN!!! yeah bro... i really like you too *hug* im glad youre in my life#i just think thats so much more swag because settling down just does not sit right for me#i think settling down sucks tf you mean theres no more adventures and always sunny shit?#i think fruk can get into that settling down domestic shit but im a firm believer itager cant#because their entire dynamic hinges upon italy coming in and making germanys boring ass lonely life fun by ruining it everyday#its not itager if they arent grabbing eachothers balls and acting like bros#ive said this to wiener but its the itager itapan juxisposition#itapan (japans onesided crush ofc) is great because they act gay but are just bros#and itager is great because they act like bros but are gay#idk its hard to explain the nuances of it all but just trust me when i say canon content and corollas sfw doujins are the only true itager#content#robooty asshole moment sorry guys somethings wrong with me#robooty kun
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