#big soto

[wosoandstuff]

TikTok Venezuela lleva desde ayer con la canción de los chamitos locos on repeat y es súper cómico cómo cada CUATRO videos me sale uno de "que necesidad" y cada vez que pasa yo solo tengo recuerdos instantáneos de mi pasado fiestero.

Les juro que la razón por la que ahora no salgo tanto a rumbear es porque salía demasiado en mis 15-18 años y ahorita es como meh jsjsj.

La canción es esta por si quieren escuchar cuál era el peak del momento aquí en 2017😆

[mrhndz]

“ Me tienes contando las horas pa’ verte

como si fuera un menor … 👁️ “

B.S

[querido-diablo]

La' semana' van pasando, cuando no te tengo te estoy imaginando. Mami, tú tranquila, aquí te estoy esperando, pero mientras tanto quiero que sepas que:

Tú eres diferente al resto, en cada mensaje de texto te siento cerca, te pienso más de la cuenta.

[like-wuatafauq]

Asami just wanting to fuck the stress out of Korra and Korra running out thinking she's being a burden by going to Asami's work will never not be funny and devastating. I MEAN LOOK AT ASAMI'S FACE!!

[mabaki]

I had this stupid thing in my mind and i got lazy so just have the sketch last LMAOOOOO

Mbk's not the Commander so technically he won't hear Peitha but still LMAO

[icebrooding]

So something I really like is how Cerus' direction is very... soft-spoken, in a way? He sounds so curious, so interested in you and what you might be. Many hostile kryptis sound particularly aggressive when they encounter you, but Cerus is here pondering you, wondering what this little thing that's stumbled into his home is. He doesn't even sound aggressive at all outside the time he mentions Deimos.

[ratasum]

In mine and @wall-legion's stuff, since Zojja returned home post-SotO leaving Logan to continue wizarding it up? A year passes between SotO and JW. In that time, about six months in, Leyya and Zojja are interrupted in their long vacation in Cantha with the krewe with a tempting piece of news: Councilor Haia finally got caught for all her crimes and there's an open council seat.

With a chance to finally take apart the system that harmed her, Leyya, many of their asuran friends, and both of her apprentices, as well as continues to allow the Inquest to rub shoulders with them and even do important project work that affects asuran society as a whole?

Zojja jumps at the chance.

Of course, being a councilor is a lot of work, and while she loves the challenge, the rest of the council can be an absolute chore to deal with. She does have Leyya to vent to when she gets home after a long day, but it's still stressful.

But that doesn't stop her from immediately volunteering to be the councilor present at the great Tyrian Alliance meeting...

[scourgeblooms]

commander ⇾ wayfinder

[valiant-portabella-pirkko]

WOE, RATS BE UPON YE!!

more Ruju doodles because I lost control of my hands, oops

this time, featuring a later snapshot from Ruju's Commander timeline: set around the time of Secrets of the Obscure and Janthir Wilds, he's now even farther off model than he already was!!

and now some obligatory (non-spoiler) ratmander lore-dumping under the cut:

characterization notes as The Commander™

slowly comes into his own over the years, with his softer side finally showing itself mainly when Aurene chooses him

this rat was the softest little guy wherever she was concerned

no seriously he was almost as clingy with her as she was

Caithe was the serious parent he was the fun uncle/big bro

he used to race her up the jumping puzzle in the egg room

largely wanted her to get to have the childhood he never did

he still play-wrestled with her even once she was 1000x his size

his bond to Aurene helps stabilize his magic significantly

there is an inverted bell-curve of 'respect for the Commander' based on how much experience one has with him

step 1: celebrity hero. step 2: violently insane. step 3: ok yes he's insane but also thank every divinity he's on OUR side

actually did NOT get along with Gorrik at first. he is a grade A projector and also distrusts anyone Inquest immediately

Gorrik being enamored by the murderous beetles did not help.

(that entomologist almost wound up in the sea. oops)

after multiple interventions and a few sincere heart-to-hearts though he's become EXTREMELY protective of the guy

similarly protective of Taimi, though he teases her back too

genuinely struggles to keep track of things. he writes out the canon story journal in a small notebook to help with that

miscellaneous other details you didn't ask for

consistently chooses ferocity-aligned dialogue options even and especially when he has absolutely no good reason to do so

do not pick him up. do not pick him up. do not pick him up.

if he allows you to carry him either he really really likes you or he's pretty sure he'd serve a prison sentence for biting you

acts very big and tough but is a total softie deep down

no seriously if you hug him he might actually cry

(he'll claim it's just something in his eye though)

had some crushes in college and fumbled every single one

50/50 shot of whether the rats he picked on were just easy targets or if he liked them and was trying really hard to cover it up

(if he ever met them again he might actually burst into flames)

incapable of sleeping in normal positions. also snores LOUDLY

puts bloodstone dust on ALL his food. Oxbone would be proud

also makes his own food EXTREMELY spicy when he can

dw he won't put that on yours though. he's not THAT mean

originally got into cooking as a method of training his fire magic

LOVES to put on a big show with it if he has guests, too, complete with all sorts of fancy knife tricks. you get The Works

his ADHD hyperfixation is knives/cutlery. he has told no one this

constant motion/fidgeting, can't keep still. foot tapping, scratching, claw biting, pacing, etc are all very common

[fridayiminlovemp3]

lord have mercy on my soul for i am about to read a colleen hoover novel

[gristlegrinder]

me and some guildies finally did the lonely tower tonight—anybody have any idea what location this could be? potential teaser for somewhere in the next expansion?

[muppet-facts]

Muppet Fact #961

On Mrs. Bush’s Story Time, Count von Count read Strega Nona, Elmo read The Adventures of Frog and Toad, Big Bird read Arthur Meets the President, Oscar the Grouch read Gregory, the Terrible Eater, and Grover read Doctor De Soto.

Source:

Mrs. Bush’s Story Time. Muppet Wiki.

[querido-diablo]

Las ganas crecen cada vez que veo tu foto, aquí me estoy volviendo loco porque no tengo tu cuerpo. Si tú supieras que estoy buscando algún modo pa' volar hasta tu cuarto y decirte:

Tú eres diferente al resto, en cada mensaje de texto te siento cerca, te pienso más de la cuenta.

[baseballunhinged]

danny jansen 1.172 OPS since being acquired by the sox… we are truly Blessed by this funky little man and his funky little glasses and eye black (and again to blue jays fans I AM SORRY and i promise we will take good care of him)