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also I got a tattoo partially re-coloured today and they bandaged me in veterinary wrap like I'm a sick horse
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is it quiet?
yes and i love it but i wish it would rain
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imagine being a suicide hotline operator and you get Drake
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IT IS DONE!!
Almost 10,000 stitches and so so many hours of tv later the your cat tapestry is done
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can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko
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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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*beginning to suspect my roommate is a pulley* hey man would you mind picking up this big crate by changing the direction of applied force, thereby reducing the force needed? no reason
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harps in music save me
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i mean fuck, i like pills, i like drugs, i like gettin money, i like strippers, i like to fuck, i like day-drinkin and day parties and hollywood, i like doing hollywood shit— snort it, probably would
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Mutual interests. Gift.
Watercolour, gouache, and coloured pencil on 8" wooden disc.
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