#bickering dads

[diabloku]

He's never gonna let him live it down 🤭

[vulptalia]

home for the holidays

[gothamite-rambler]

Cass's index finger pointed at Dick, two inches from his face. She pulled her finger back and forth, making sure not to touch her brother but keeping him annoyed.

Cass: Does this bother you?

Dick (reading on his tablet): Nope.

Cass: Good, 'cause I'm not touching you. Just pointing. Does that bother you?

Dick (clearly bothered): No.

Cass: Your tight jaw suggests otherwise. What's the issue? I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you.

Dick (slapping Cass's hand away): Stop it!

Cass (remaining calm to make her brother look crazy): I wasn't touching you. Bruce, Dick hit my hand when I wasn't touching his face!

Dick: She's bothering me!

Cass (snickering): You said you weren't bothered.

Dick (shouting): BRUCE!

Bruce: Dick, just move away from her, and Cass, stop making him upset. I have a headache.

Cass: Okay, Bruce.

Bruce: Dick, move.

Dick (shouting): What… what… what the hell? She started it!

Bruce: You clearly antagonized her. Now move!

Dick stood up, stomping to a different seat in the living room while grumbling.

Dick: I didn't do anything! She keeps picking on me like a child, and I'm the victim! She threw me out a window once!

Cass: That was a misunderstanding because I thought you hurt Barbara. I'm so sorry I did that, Father.

Bruce (resting an ice pack on his head): There's no need to apologize; you're forgiven.

Dick (holding up his arm, then grasping it): No, no, Richard, she's not worth it. Deal with her tonight on patrol.

Dick stood up and left, smacking Cass on the back of the head. Cass hummed happily, pleased with her successful mission of annoying her big brother.

[ineffableobikin]

Obi-Wan and Anakin are Ahsoka’s dads: confirmed; it’s canon, okay? Bickering. adoptive. dads.

From the novel Ahsoka by E. K. Johnston (Ahsoka is in hiding under the name Ashla in this scene):

[sommerregenjuniluft]

@jegulus-microfic january 30 - uneven - 983words - cw: nsfw!, spanking, degradation

aka when a haircut gone wrong turns into bending ur husband over the kitchen counter and ****** his ***** until ******* and he ******** *** ***

“It’s uneven.”

“No, it’s not!”

“It’s uneven, James.”

“You– she’s just sitting improperly, her head bent at an angle,” his fiancée replies, in a there you have it way.

Regulus levels him with a flat look, “You’ve cut our daughter bangs and they’re uneven.”

“The hair kept falling into her eyes! It was bothering her,” James’ tone is defensive.

Regulus stares down at the picture on James’ phone, regarding the line of Harrie’s bangs as they fall crookedly over her small forehead, grin as wide and toothy as always, pigtails equally askew. She’s running around in kindergarten like that right now none the wiser.

When he looks up to raise an eyebrow at James this one snatches up his phone and pockets it with a huff, grumbling under his breath.

Behind them the electric kettle clicks, signaling that the water is boiled, so Regulus turns his back to face the shelves in search of a mug and tea bag.

“As if you would’ve done any better.”

An incredulous scoff rips from the back of Regulus’ throat.

It sounds like James is gnashing his teeth when he growls, “What?”

Regulus casually goes about preparing his tea. “Oh, miles, baby.”

James sounds closer when he speaks next, making Regulus shiver, “You’re a brat.”

“Your ego is too big,” Regulus spits back.

“Yeah, well, something’s gotta match the cock.”

There’s a second of still silence where they’re both not moving, disbelieving over if James just actually said that out loud.

Then Regulus head whips around and he fixes the other with a narrow glare. “Excuse me?”

He can see the moment something flips inside James and he decides, wether that be reasoned or not, to just fucking roll with it. “You heard me.”

Regulus feels his face pull into a sneer, “Yes and I’d actually rather impale my eardrums with a toothpick before it happens again.”

Now it’s James’ turn to scoff before he steps closer, “Yeah, like you didn’t moan about it last weekend on date night.”

James cages Regulus against the counter and all he can do is turn his back to him again. “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Warmth settles over Regulus’ back as James crowds his space, breath hot over the shell of his ear. “Fuck, Jamie,” he whines in imitation of Regulus, “So big, feels so good, ah- yes, yes! Please, harder, ’m gonna—”

Regulus knuckles are turning white against the counter. He’s not sure he’s still breathing.

James nuzzles Regulus’ curls with his nose, hips grazing the swell of his ass, “Begging for it like a slut.”

Regulus gasps sharply, “Merde– shut up.”

Soft lips come down on his neck, spit slick, and Regulus is trembling.

“I love when you’re good for me like that, Reg,” James murmurs breathily, “Don’t you wanna be good for me?”

He punctuates the questions by pressing his crotch directly into Regulus’ ass, the grey sweatpants doing nothing to hide the thick line of him.

A moan tumbles out of him involuntarily.

James gives a pleased hum before he sucks on that same spot on Regulus’ neck, “That’s it, baby.”

Mindlessly, Regulus pushes back, arousal shooting through him when James groans softly.

“C’mon, love, I know just how sweet you can be for me.”

It’s a wonder Regulus manages to shake his head.

“Yeah, you are,” James insists, “Doesn’t always have to be only once I fuck you stupid on my fat cock.”

Regulus grits his teeth, “You’re impossible.”

James sighs displeased, a mournful little thing that makes Regulus’ head dizzy, “Fine, the hard way then.”

In one swift movement he pulls Regulus back by the hips, yanks down his own black sweats and spanks him right across one ass cheek.

Regulus is helpless to do anything but cry out in pleasure, the sting seeping through the flesh and concentrating between his legs, making his cock twitch where it bobs heavy in the air.

“Try again,” James says, voice dangerously neutral and massaging his throbbing cheek.

Regulus bites down on his tongue, then presses out, “You’d be lucky to be considered average.”

A chuckle and then another swing, sharper than the first and the sound of it reverberating off their kitchen tiles.

Regulus whimpers a strangled noise which turns into a downright pitiful whine when James roughly spits on his exposed hole.

“Oh, you like that, huh, baby?” James taunts, hooking a thumb into his rim, breaching for a moment just to retreat again.

Traitorously, his hips push back on the finger.

“Aren’t you greedy?” James comments, “I want you to use your words though.”

“James.”

His husband tzks.

Regulus has to squeeze his eyes shut tightly, chin crinkling, lip wobbling, “Please.”

“Please what?”

Another hit when Regulus doesn’t give an answer fast enough, this on right on the crease of his thigh. More spitting, landing carelessly on the meat of his ass and slowly trickling between his cheeks.

It takes a moment for Regulus to realize the sound in the kitchen is his own whine. “More, please.”

James hums above him, leaning over him to kiss at his neck. “Just a little bit more specific, baby. I know you can do it.” He punctuates the demand by teasingly swiping two fingers through the spit and prodding at his entrance but not slipping them in.

Regulus grits out a harsh pant, thighs starting to tremble. His ass stings like a bitch and his cock is throbbing, hard and neglected and all he can think about is that he wants James’ teeth in the nape of his neck. The overwhelming desire to be good and pliant as he gets utterly annihilated.

“Breed me, Jamie.”

His husband curses, voice strangled, and then he proceeds to fuck him so hard Regulus doesn’t know up from down anymore.

They have to call Effie and Monty to pick Harrie up from kindergarten one and a half hours later.

[myapathyhaspeaked]

janus: oh please, you’re in your thirties and act like an angsty teen

virgil: well you’re in your thirties and act thrice divorced

[hooned]

and the fight for the world's greatest dog continues

[axl-awesome]

i like to think kersti leaves a lot of glitter behind wherever she goes from her wings kind of like a bird moulting its feathers; kind of pretty but mostly inconvenient

[anotherrandompersonsstuff]

Alastor: "I guess Charlie can consider me as a father figu..."

Lucifer:

[variksel]

hot dndads take I bet glenn and erin wouldve fucked. if they had had the time.

they are enemies to loverenemies. in my mind. they are the blueprint to hero x taylor in s2

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

I Am All In Rewatch - Episode 4x5 (Part 3)

They're they're really good together, aren't they. Those two characters, they just really are fun to watch, you know, really fun to watch...But there was a point there in that scene where they're looking at each other and I thought they were about to kiss. I know, I thought they were. I thought that there was a poss.. there was a moment there where they just I don't know, it just felt right like if he had just made a move and kissed her or something, or if she made a sudden move to kiss him, it wouldn't have been crazy. -Scott

[diabloku]

Imagine if Lucifer starts living at the hotel with them 🤭

I made a blank version

"wanna see my rubber duck collection?"

[naffeclipse]

Hmmm what if Humpback Y/N found the bby orca siren's? Surely their pod wouldn't let 2 little ones with out a family starve?

Humpback Y/N bringing back two orca siren young: I found these babies in the trash. The pod: Well, put them back. They don't belong to you.

In all seriousness, Humpback Y/N would be very out of their element. Orca siren young? Alone? Humpback Y/N knew orca sirens were dangerous and awful but they never thought they would abandon their babies. Humpback Y/N's heart would soften, and they would take care of them, regardless, but raising children who should be your enemy is strange.

Although, that would cause the moment of Humpback Y/N seeing Eclipse swimming around to change from just wanting to fight for fighting's sake to wanting to punish the awful orca siren father because surely these must be his kids and surely he must also be a horrible father.

You can imagine how confusing that must be for Eclipse.

[misty-memories09]

Aang, peeking his head into Zuko's office: Hey, why aren't koalas considered bears? Zuko, smiling: Because they're marsupials. Aang: Zuko: Aang: BeCaUsE tHeY'rE mArSuPiALs. No! It's because they don't have the right koala-fications. >:(

[defectivenancydrew]

If I had 2 wishes for KEY:

(No specific spoilers)

Start the game at Nancy’s desk and make me click on the plane ticket. Give me a case file, maybe even a How To Be A Detective book. Bonus if I get a scrapbook and a light I can flick on and off while I procrastinate starting the game for no clear reason.

Let me call my phone friends whenever I want, even if it’s just to say “Hi!” and “Bye!” Bonus if I get to hear slice of life snippets when I call and then immediately hang up like a weirdo.

[mouldycakes]

TRANSLATION:

Danny: I'm going to ask you to sit in silence and give this cinematic masterpiece the attention it deserves. Yes? Can you do that? Steve: Yep. Danny: Thank you~

Steve: Ugh, that's disgusting! ... Are you okay? Danny: Eh? Steve: Do you want a tissue or something? What's wrong?

Danny: Nothing's wrong, dear (!!!) . Weren't you moved by this moment in the film? This scene? Steve: Evidently, not as much as you.

Danny:I'm sorry, ok? I'm sorry I was captivated by a beautiful film about sacrifice and friendship. I'm sorry. Steve: That dude gave birth, I'm just sayin

Danny: He's an alien! They have different plumbing in their planet, alright?! I don't know, they're hermaphrodites or something.

Steve: I just don't get why you're crying, alright Danny? Sorry!

Danny: I'm not saying- you know what? Forget it, forget it, you don't know what it's like to be a father. You'd never understand. You know what? I'll put some cartoons. Steve: Speaking of cartoons. You plan to bring Grace here? Because if so, as an officer of the law I'll have to call Child Protective Services. Danny: Oh, you think you're funny! Half a point. Steve: Yeah, whatever you say. Danny: You're cultureless. Steve: Shh-shh-shh. McGarrett. Danny: Damn beast. Steve: We're on our way. Put your shoes on.

(!!!!) I put it as dear, but 'cielo' in Spanish means 'sky/heaven'. LatAm dub man *sigh* even though they unfortunately replaced a good amount of 'babe's' with 'buddy/friend' I'm happy they added these other unscripted endearments. Also! Danny calls him a beast instead of animal lol

@joudan-janai creo que esto es relevante a tus intereses? Según tus tags en el otro post XD Uno de estos días voy a mirar la serie en su totalidad en latino y me voy a hacer una listita con todos los nombres de cariño que Danny usa con Steve (y viceversa). TRES episodios he visto y la lista ya contiene: amor, cariño y cielo. Sobreviviré? Deseame suerte