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callmekitto · 11 months ago
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I'm apparently just a bloodweave brain worms guy now
but OK, a lot of us have seen the idea exploring "Gale is using a glamor spell to give him the dehydrated pack of Hawaiian rolls abs we see in-game"
so picture Gale eventually dropping the glamor and everyone either doesn't say anything because it isn't their business, they straight up don't care, or they are quietly supportive/happy for him
but then Astarion finds out, sees his de-glamored, softer body, and he is pissed
"We have a half a dozen things want to kill us at any given moment, and you were using your energy on a glamor spell? When you look like that? I didn't think you were that particular brand of idiot."
To which Gale is Massively Offended because EXCUSE you, and they end up snapping at each other and getting in an argument
("--none of your business what I do with--" "Oh, on the CONTRARY. Unless that's a cantrip, and I'm godsdamned sure it isn't, I'd say your waste of our resources to survive are one hundred percent my business--")
and then later Gale is in his tent fuming remembering the argument but then goes. Wait a Fucking Second
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moonlightrei · 8 months ago
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poor, neglected wizard
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silver-horse · 1 year ago
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people who remove gale's tiny gray strands of hair, your taste is so uncultured. I am sorry for you. same goes for the people who remove astarion's laugh lines
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octoberspirit · 2 months ago
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BG3 text posts but it's Oops! All Astarion
part 2 of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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boilingheart · 10 months ago
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I've posted BG3 textposts before, but I wanted to make a separate post just for all the Gale ones I have because I love him
bonus:
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lawyergamer · 1 year ago
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MORE bg3 textposts (pt 3)
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sassyandsodone · 2 months ago
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The most annoying threesome in the world.
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alsoika · 1 year ago
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Another round of these because the tism took over tonight.
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maybe-the-madman · 1 year ago
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jmorpart · 7 months ago
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Some Gortash coded unhinged textposts I made recently.
There’s more but I hit the image limit 💔💔
Thought Y’all would enjoy them teehee 🫶
Photo credit for the cult leader tweet: @bearhugsandshrugs :)
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preciouslittle-bhaalbabe · 13 days ago
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Make sure to kiss your Astarion goodnight before closing the game <3
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silver-horse · 1 year ago
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it's fascinating that those biphobes compare women liking astarion to women liking legolas and they mention a popular post that says "I never understood why so many straight women are into legolas. what do you think he is going to do? top you?" they bring this post up like some sort of proof "haha. so right. so true."
EXCEPT the notes on that popular post are filled with THOUSANDS of women commenting "no. I am gonna top him" and "bold of you to assume women can't top" and a lot of them are bisexual women commenting "I am bi and I only like men who look like a girl lol" honestly relatable Lmao
they act like that shitpost is pointing out some truth about how those women are silly. but the replies on that post show the stupidity of that assumption. people really don't get that feminine looking women don't just want to be rough handled by some masculine dude. and people have varied tastes and sexual desires. there is so much misogyny all tangled up in the biphobia. but it's subtle in a way that they don't notice their views on these matters are flawed because even when we point out what's wrong with these gender essentialist stereotypes, they ignore it and treat it as a joke "haha you all act like we wanted to behead bisexuals"
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octoberspirit · 3 months ago
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Introverts at a party ft bloodweave
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justshannanigans · 1 year ago
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My contribution to the BG3 text post meme trend
Act 3 Spoiler Specific Memes under the cut:
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riza-hawks-eye · 1 year ago
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Astarion having sombre reflections on his victims
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moonlightrei · 8 months ago
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a woman of taste
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