#bg3 textpost

[octoberspirit]

BG3 text posts but it's Oops! All Astarion

part 2 of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[alsoika]

Another round of these because the tism took over tonight.

[paletigers]

Somehow in my Astarion/Tav fic I've gotten to a point where Tav, Astarion, and Karlach have all agreed they'd fuck the shit out of Dammon.

I don't know how I got here but

[nerdmutant]

you miss 100% of the shots you don't take

unless you're shadowheart

in which case you miss 50% of the shots you DO take

[hexballgate]

Text posts? In MY blog? It's more likely than you'd think.

(the tiefling is my durge and the elf is my tav)

+bonus

[moonlightrei]

poor, neglected wizard

[silver-horse]

people who remove gale's tiny gray strands of hair, your taste is so uncultured. I am sorry for you. same goes for the people who remove astarion's laugh lines

[boilingheart]

I've posted BG3 textposts before, but I wanted to make a separate post just for all the Gale ones I have because I love him

bonus:

[lawyergamer]

MORE bg3 textposts (pt 3)

[sassyandsodone]

The most annoying threesome in the world.

[octoberspirit]

Introverts at a party ft bloodweave

[alsoika]

I have a million of these made

[maybe-the-madman]

[jmorpart]

Some Gortash coded unhinged textposts I made recently.

There’s more but I hit the image limit 💔💔

Thought Y’all would enjoy them teehee 🫶

Photo credit for the cult leader tweet: @bearhugsandshrugs :)

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

Make sure to kiss your Astarion goodnight before closing the game <3

[silver-horse]

it's fascinating that those biphobes compare women liking astarion to women liking legolas and they mention a popular post that says "I never understood why so many straight women are into legolas. what do you think he is going to do? top you?" they bring this post up like some sort of proof "haha. so right. so true."

EXCEPT the notes on that popular post are filled with THOUSANDS of women commenting "no. I am gonna top him" and "bold of you to assume women can't top" and a lot of them are bisexual women commenting "I am bi and I only like men who look like a girl lol" honestly relatable Lmao

they act like that shitpost is pointing out some truth about how those women are silly. but the replies on that post show the stupidity of that assumption. people really don't get that feminine looking women don't just want to be rough handled by some masculine dude. and people have varied tastes and sexual desires. there is so much misogyny all tangled up in the biphobia. but it's subtle in a way that they don't notice their views on these matters are flawed because even when we point out what's wrong with these gender essentialist stereotypes, they ignore it and treat it as a joke "haha you all act like we wanted to behead bisexuals"