#bfu incorrect quotes

[ravxe3n]

shane and his silly burgers

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2519

Surprise. (Dialogue from tumblr.)

[emiko-matsui]

Ryan: [distressed] Stop beatboxing!

[swaggiphrog]

shane: are you high?

ryan: am i what?

shane: high?

ryan: hello

[therighthandofvengeance]

Mr. Morden: hey there associates, it’s me, ya boy.

[nofacednerd]

What does the bfu part of mawsm bfu stand for?

buzzfeed unsolved! The AU just started mostly as an incorrect quotes thing from that show and then devolved from there lol. I was thinking of calling it something else but 'mawsm au where jimmy drags clark to go ghost/alien/monster/cryptid hunting' is a bit of a mouthful lmao

[shortstrawberryartzsblog]

I have arrived and I’m back on my BFUCU bs

After many months I’m back on my Bfu hyperfixation so I bring you :

Incorrect Quotes (source: https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator)

[glowcloud-axel-13]

Incorrect Buzzfeed Unsolved #2

Shane: I actually have a black belt.

Ryan: In what, karate?

Shane: No, from Gucci.

[mis-incorrect-quotes-blog]

Ryan @ Starbucks: hello, can I have a caramel frappuccino with seven espresso shots?

Shane: Ryan please, just do cocaine.

[merci278]

These two literally the embodied incorrect quotes

[shyanunsolved]

insp.

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2527

Where were you keeping those, Ryan? (Dialogue from a bunch of incorrect quotes; not sure where it originated.)

[blodeuweddschild]

Shane: Would you miss me if I died?

Ryan, pulling out the spirit box: It’s funny how you think death can get you out of this friendship

[goondis-and-the-plupples]

Ryan: I am not a serial killer!

Shane: Oh, okay

Shane:

Shane: wait why’d you emphasize serial

[bfu-niverse]

Ricky: Fuck the police

Tinsley: [exists]

Ricky: Ohhhh,,,, *fuck* the police.

[goatmanisscaredofme]

Ryan: Don't do the thing.

Shane: I promise I won't do the thing.

*20 minutes later*

Shane: Ryan, I did the thing.

Ryan: SHANE! I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THE THING! IT WAS THE ONLY RULE!