#better dashboard

[hindbodes]

Reblog to save a laptop Tumblr user’s life.

I am going to release this custom stylesheet so you guys can use it now. It removes a whole bunch of annoying things from Tumblr that sensible laptop users such as myself absolutely despise. One of them is the stickiness of the navbar, but it deals with one or two other problems too, which currently I don’t know how to explain because so much time has passed by since I wrote this code. I made it myself. I know it’s not perfect, but this code has spent the last twelve months making Tumblr’s design extremely way more tolerable for me. Without it I’d be suffering hard on this website.

Please note that this stylesheet’s removal of the navbar assumes that you use next/previous button page by page basis. The way it gets rid of the sticky header is going to cause bad synergy with your way of browsing Tumblr if you use “infinite scrolling��.

But it is fairly easy to edit the stickiness of the navbar back into the code if you do want that, if you’re willing to do a bit of brisk trial and error.

The issue is that Tumblr obfuscated its variable names by making them absolute gibberish. So you won’t find descriptive values in code like “main-navbar” or “annoying-piece-of-shit-recommendation-bastard” these days. You find absolutely counter-productive shit that’s designed to make your coding task hard. That’s why it has to be trial and error. I can’t remember which class is which.

This also assumes (for the time being) that you know how to use Internet browser plugins that mod the stylesheets of websites, such as Stylus. Personally I believe I can recommend Stylus. It definitely works in Firefox.

Code is below the break.

/*

.l-header-container{     position: absolute !important;   } */ .hlDot{     position: relative !important;   } ._3kR_{     position: relative; } .rllUD{     position: relative; } .QOMh2{     position: relative; } .Mw2UR{     position: relative; } .uuWZ2{     position: relative; } ._3kR_{     position: relative; } ._3kR_{     position: relative; } .uuWZ2{     position: relative; } /* .p4DiZ FMB1x{     display: none; } */ /* .uM3pd{     display: none; } */ /* .p4DiZ{     display: none;      } */ /* THESE WERE THE STUPID THREE MAGGOTS IN THE FEED. THEIR WORKING POINTERS HERE GOT REMOVED!

^ This is called a “comment” in computer programming, and in markdown languages. You don’t need to put this in your code if you don’t want it in there.

.p4DiZ.FMB1x{     display: none;      } .p4DiZ.FMB1x.vsJc9{     display: none;      } */ .ZaYRY{     display: none;      } .p4DiZ.FMB1x.vsJc9{     display: none;      } .So6RQ{ /* THIS IS THE POSTS IN THE FEED */   /*  display: none; */      }

[moxie-girl]

Star Wars clone wars-era tumblr dashboard simulator! this meme format is so old sorryyyy

🌳 treehuggr Follow

hate hate HAAATE that holoblr is so core-centric and you’re expected to post in basic or people just comment asking you to translate. I should be able to post in shryiiwook.

⬜️ senatesux-deactivated00192…

Hey, your choice of Shyriiwook as an “exotic” language to post in ties inherently into old colonialist views on Wookies and I need you to be aware of that, if it wasn’t intentional. Many people on the holonet these days…

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🌳 treehuggr Follow

hi! op here. I’m a wookie.

🪐 outer-rim-4lyfe Follow

HELPPPPPP

#core holoblr users stop assuming everyone is human challenge

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🛸 fuckthatoldman Follow

ok but whys grandmaster yoda kinda… 🥵🥵

🧑🏾‍🚀 sora-the-explora Follow

Everybody on here claiming to be attracted to GILFs is lying except for this guy

#everyone unfollow me i wanna be alone with them

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5️⃣ 55555555 Follow

some of the ppl posting on here against clone rights are so funny like do you have any idea how many clones are on holoblr?? have fun losing like all ur followers lmao

#what do u think we’re doing between deployments??? just standing around waiting to fight????? #clone rights #cloneblr

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🌃 coru-ssant Follow

I sure hope my pet piece of flimsi is doing well! good thing I left my apartment window open so he could get some fresh air while I was at work :)

🌃 coru-ssant Follow

by the stars this can’t be happening

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⚒ keldabekisses Follow

#anyways vote vanilla extract for mand’alor it’s what jaster would’ve wanted #mandalore #mando discourse #<- for those of u who have it filtered

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🦾 hero-with-many-fears Follow

anakin skywalker is 22??? he should be at da club….

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🌌 posts-from-a-darker-galaxy Follow

so was anyone gonna tell me they found out the chancellor is a sith or was I supposed to learn it from a CNL skit???

🌝 pizzathehutt Follow

posts that make you read op’s url

🚀 hyperdriven Follow

#op if you go asking at enough temples eventually a sith might answer

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[cozylittleartblog]

@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you

edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally

[emrys-merlin]

"Katara deserved better"

The better:

-becoming an irrelevant fire lady (zero power/role)

-living in the nation that genocided her people and killed her mother

-being alone and miserable as fuck

-sleeping in sozin's room

......

She dodged a fucking bullet. Thank God

[chocodile]

N...Neopets AU Hyden......bro would be the first cybunny to end up in the Gallery of Evil

Gallery of Evil - Lord Hyden

Lord Hyden was advisor and high court wizard to Lord Darigan, serving under him alongside Lord Kass during the events of Champions of Meridell. Scheming, duplicitous, and power-hungry, the Cybunny advisor had his own motives, playing the two against each other and eventually assisting Kass during his hostile takeover of Darigan Citadel. However, when Kass fell and the citadel was reclaimed, Lord Hyden was nowhere to be found.

Some say he was defeated during the battle. Others say Lord Darigan sentenced him to jail for his crimes during the war and that he is currently being held in a high-security prison cell deep within the citadel. Still others claim he fled after his betrayal was discovered and is currently living in disguise, hiding somewhere in Neopia.

Some years after his disappearance, rumors began to circulate of a powerful Kyrii wizard taking up residence in an old castle in the Haunted Woods. It is said that he offers travelers dark spells in return for signing dubious magical contracts. Could there be any relation...?

Additional period-appropriate art of this totally real Neopets character. First is him during his Darigan years with his evil bride Milana... er, "mate", sorry child-friendly censors! Second is him post Mutant Kyrii-fication, lording over his "neutral gray with transparent black shading" evil castle in the Haunted Woods.

[rottenranunculus]

bassist terje!

[runaeveena]

Your dashboard if you were in a d&d fantasy world still involved in fictional erotica discourse

🦄feywildwildwild Follow

is anyone else tired of humans being the default race to pair up with monstrous races in smut? like no wonder Tinker & Claw didn't get any traction outside of TomePlane

🪶 eagledust4ever Follow

tinker and claw was mid and written by a gnome sexologist and are we still calling non humanoids "monstrous"? in 186PD no less?

🕰️ gnomepologist

so now the eagledust shipper (and fake auran language scholar) is going to preach to us 🙄 some of us dont want to read about humans laying eggs every third month

🪶 eagledust4ever Follow

way to avoid the issue and maintain your humanoidcentric elitism but sure lets argue about kinks on tomeblr

🍆 troll-schlong

all of you shut up humans are sluts and im a motherfucking m-m-m-monster

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🌧️ hau-iratxoa-besterik-ez-da-euskaraz Follow

just saw someone on TomePlane argue that a dragonborn and a dragon having sex would be considered incest AND beastiality

🗝️ crypt-princess Follow

💀💀💀 not every dragon was part of the Great Hatching and most dragonborn know who our lineage derives from

and since when are dragons BEASTS!?

☘️ celest-ial Follow

you should see what else people on TomePlane call beastiality

🦨 ancientskeleton

we are not bringing back the druid debate sylvanus help me

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🩵 faerieee-imagines2 Follow

imagine you've been capture by an evil sorcerer and he puts you in a glass jar that's filled with firemoss which is so comfy but its making you so warm so you have to undress and as you remove each item you realize the sorcerer has been watching you and now you're blushing and its maki g you even warmer and soon youll be completely naked and vulnerable to whatever the sorcerer wants you for

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🌠 crownofstars

cant believe i got called a freak for hooking up with a Slaad at the Unicorn's Underhorn

🕯️andersfirelight Follow

they're literally abominations??

🌠 crownofstars

and? ribbit ribbit bitch 🐸 you write Age of Light rpf

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🦹mage-ocracy Follow

wow this farmer nobody has become such a handsome paladin with a chiseled chest after i threw his family into a lava pit years ago

🦹mage-ocracy Follow

waaahahaha you have fallen for my trap *casts spell of get horny* *spell hits the mirror which reflects back onto me* *my throbbing boner slices through the ropes holding the paladin* waaaahaa

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🦚 faeynadaughter Follow

honestly im glad humans are the main target for erotica because elves have been sexualized for far too long

🍯treebarkhookhandwagondoor

part of the halfling sexual liberation movement was to embrace sexualizsation because we were treated as undesirables under the Valief'taur Period that now its weird to see elves suddenly turn face and claim that sexualizing anyone is bad

🪡 scç-writer

ugh honestly and especially now that elves are using Glindeloomstalk's talking points as if theyre here to "uplift" us from eroticism when halflings have known for years how he was a purity kinkster

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🌠 crownofstars

this is now a slaad fucker blog

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⚔️ rangerdick

oooo "humans are too sexualized" ooo "elf pussy is boring now" once again everyone forgets about orcs being treated like the walking cock with hands in books and irl

⚓riilée Follow

isnt orcish religion about fucking and sucking to take over the world

⚔️ rangerdick

you wish you could suck me off

🧜🏼‍♀️ tritonitistitties Follow

ranger dick don't you post daily dick pics

⚔️ rangerdick

i also post hole but no one seems to notice those wonder why that is

🐓the-walking-cock-with-hands Follow

i noticed

⚔️ rangerdick

hold me and fuck me would you

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🦁king-killa Follow

Everyone you have to read this new book! It's total trope subversion where the dwarf is pansexual and the orc is asexual!

🍺 i-fuck-hags

wow someone should write a play about this

[caramelpenguin]

The first time it happens, Wilhelm goes through the day with the exact same motions. He’s woken up to Simon gently singing him happy birthday, they go to the Palace, celebrate his birthday, August is there and then he isn’t, they eat with his parents and he yells at them. His mother dissolves into tears. Simon breaks up with him.

The same happens the second time. And the third.

By the fourth cycle, as his eyes blink open to light fighting its way in through his curtains and he hears Simon’s voice, warm and tender, singing in Spanish, Wilhelm is certain he’s losing his mind.

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I am so tempted to continue this. the problem is that i need of ideas for what can happen during these loops 😫😫if u have any suggestions, PLEASE feel free to tell me !!

[pathologicalreid]

genuinely so sick and tired of the "where's the fluff/angst" and "all people write is smut" discourse and it's not because i tend to write more fluff/angst than smut but the implication that if a writer exclusively or frequently writes smut then they're somehow a bad writer.

writing mostly smut does not inherently make you a bad writer. writing mostly fluff/angst does not inherently make you a good writer. complaining about what fanfic writers put on the internet for free and tearing other people down for what they write does make you an asshole, though.

[witnessprotectionprogramurl]

dirk gently season 2 dashboard simulator

🔎 holistic-detective Follow

this edible ain't shit

🔎 holistic-detective Follow

there's a house inside the house

🔎 holistic-detective Follow

where's that music coming from

🔎 holistic-detective Follow

ok so I might be in actual judeo-christian hell

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👾 purplepeopleeater Follow

im so hungry

🔎 holistic-detective Follow

how hungry

🔎 holistic-detective Follow

OP HOW HUNGRY

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🔪 bart Follow

has anyone seen Ken?

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✂️ normal-man-from-this-world Follow

I will find dirk gently, fulfill the prophecy, and save Wendimoor!

✂️ normal-man-from-this-world Follow

jail

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🚖 literally-just-some-guy-deactivated Follow

put your hand in my enclosure I promise I won't bite

🕶 blackwing-boss Follow

hey what's your superpower

🚖 literally-just-some-guy-deactivated Follow

please let me out

🚖 literally-just-some-guy-deactivated Follow

I'll be sooooo niceys if you let me out

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🕶 blackwing-boss Follow

what a nice day! I sure hope no one manipulates me into giving them the same clearance as me so they can take my job

💻 newer-better-blackwing-boss Follow

>:3

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🚬 the-fifth-rowdy Follow

fuckkkkk I don't know where my friends are

🚬 the-fifth-rowdy Follow

welp. to the train tracks!

🚬 the-fifth-rowdy Follow

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

🚬 the-fifth-rowdy Follow

don't worry guys I'm fine

🧍‍♂️randombystander Follow

no i don't think you are

🚬 the-fifth-rowdy Follow

you've never been plagued by visions and it shows

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ok i give up theres too many characters and things that happen in that show jesus christ

rip Farah and also Tina and also mona I swear I tried to include them (and also more bart lmao) but I couldn't decide on emojis and/or urls and then I died

lmao I just realized I forgot. todd. ALSO BEAST I DIDNT FORGET HER I JUST GAVE UP BEFORE THINKING OF A POST FOR HER 😭 ok sorry I'll go now

[crimeronan]

hi friends, i am back for now! mainly because i am Sick As Hell with some respiratory thing that hopefully isn't COVID and therefore can't do much besides lay in bed + hang with people online. is anyone up on this fine saturday morning and if so, would you join me if i streamed the owl house??

[riddlesnap]

SEX VALUES

"How exceedingly droll. There are far better uses of both my time and intellect than to be wasting both on such base endeavours."

Tagged by: I forget, stole off an old blog. Tagging: Whoever would like to do it???

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

Made my onion and mushroom tarts again last night. The layers:

-Puff pastry

-Parmesan, thyme, and mustard bechamel

-Carmelized onions w/ date balsamic

-Mushrooms with butter, thyme, and marsala

-Parmesan sprinkle

[nxthingmxtters]

🌈 Your Muse As A Pony 🌈

So I did this over on Khare but absolutely could not resist doing this for Martha as well, making her into a terrifying old clown pegasus.

Bonus Roman bc I'm still not feeling well and can't be bothered making a seperate post for him. Enjoy a Changeling Bastard who prefers feeding on misery and pain over love.

[goodluckclove]

Saw a post complaining about longform texts on Tumblr. It was sort of dunking on people who post without a read more - which I agree is handy just for like practical purposes, even if people have shorten posts on. But there was a vibe in the notes that long-form texts on Tumblr inherently went against the point of the website.

And I think it's interesting from a social media and branding standpoint. Tumblr has, for as long as I can remember (so like maybe 12 years?) been pretty vague about it's intended use. It calls itself a "microblogging" platform at times, which I agree with since it clearly doesn't lean towards longform text.

At the same time, most other outlets will call it a social media and blogging platform. Since 2019 it's been owned by the same company that owns WordPress, a content management system more commonly associated with longform text, so in my mind it isn't shocking that some people would assume Tumblr can be used for the same purposes.

I know it usually isn't, but I do it anyway. A website like this is a big network that really has no one culture if you think of it objectively. Whumplr interacts with each other very differently from aesthetic lifestyle blogs, or people who use their Tumblr as a way to just reblog and comment vaguely on softcore porn. It's just kind of fascinating to think about.

[majoris]

hi hello im just gonna complain in the tags so don't worry about that hope you're having a nice time a good day cozy soft day to you my friend ✨