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hindbodes · 2 years ago
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Reblog to save a laptop Tumblr user’s life.
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I am going to release this custom stylesheet so you guys can use it now. It removes a whole bunch of annoying things from Tumblr that sensible laptop users such as myself absolutely despise. One of them is the stickiness of the navbar, but it deals with one or two other problems too, which currently I don’t know how to explain because so much time has passed by since I wrote this code. I made it myself. I know it’s not perfect, but this code has spent the last twelve months making Tumblr’s design extremely way more tolerable for me. Without it I’d be suffering hard on this website.
Please note that this stylesheet’s removal of the navbar assumes that you use next/previous button page by page basis. The way it gets rid of the sticky header is going to cause bad synergy with your way of browsing Tumblr if you use “infinite scrolling”.
But it is fairly easy to edit the stickiness of the navbar back into the code if you do want that, if you’re willing to do a bit of brisk trial and error.
The issue is that Tumblr obfuscated its variable names by making them absolute gibberish. So you won’t find descriptive values in code like “main-navbar” or “annoying-piece-of-shit-recommendation-bastard” these days. You find absolutely counter-productive shit that’s designed to make your coding task hard. That’s why it has to be trial and error. I can’t remember which class is which.
This also assumes (for the time being) that you know how to use Internet browser plugins that mod the stylesheets of websites, such as Stylus. Personally I believe I can recommend Stylus. It definitely works in Firefox.
Code is below the break.
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.l-header-container{     position: absolute !important;   } */ .hlDot{     position: relative !important;   } ._3kR_{     position: relative; } .rllUD{     position: relative; } .QOMh2{     position: relative; } .Mw2UR{     position: relative; } .uuWZ2{     position: relative; } ._3kR_{     position: relative; } ._3kR_{     position: relative; } .uuWZ2{     position: relative; } /* .p4DiZ FMB1x{     display: none; } */ /* .uM3pd{     display: none; } */ /* .p4DiZ{     display: none;      } */ /* THESE WERE THE STUPID THREE MAGGOTS IN THE FEED. THEIR WORKING POINTERS HERE GOT REMOVED!
^ This is called a “comment” in computer programming, and in markdown languages. You don’t need to put this in your code if you don’t want it in there.
.p4DiZ.FMB1x{     display: none;      } .p4DiZ.FMB1x.vsJc9{     display: none;      } */ .ZaYRY{     display: none;      } .p4DiZ.FMB1x.vsJc9{     display: none;      } .So6RQ{ /* THIS IS THE POSTS IN THE FEED */   /*  display: none; */      }
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moxie-girl · 9 months ago
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Star Wars clone wars-era tumblr dashboard simulator! this meme format is so old sorryyyy
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🌳 treehuggr Follow
hate hate HAAATE that holoblr is so core-centric and you’re expected to post in basic or people just comment asking you to translate. I should be able to post in shryiiwook.
⬜️ senatesux-deactivated00192…
Hey, your choice of Shyriiwook as an “exotic” language to post in ties inherently into old colonialist views on Wookies and I need you to be aware of that, if it wasn’t intentional. Many people on the holonet these days…
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hi! op here. I’m a wookie.
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HELPPPPPP
#core holoblr users stop assuming everyone is human challenge
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🛸 fuckthatoldman Follow
ok but whys grandmaster yoda kinda… 🥵🥵
🧑🏾‍🚀 sora-the-explora Follow
Everybody on here claiming to be attracted to GILFs is lying except for this guy
#everyone unfollow me i wanna be alone with them
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some of the ppl posting on here against clone rights are so funny like do you have any idea how many clones are on holoblr?? have fun losing like all ur followers lmao
#what do u think we’re doing between deployments??? just standing around waiting to fight????? #clone rights #cloneblr
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🌃 coru-ssant Follow
I sure hope my pet piece of flimsi is doing well! good thing I left my apartment window open so he could get some fresh air while I was at work :)
🌃 coru-ssant Follow
by the stars this can’t be happening
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#anyways vote vanilla extract for mand’alor it’s what jaster would’ve wanted #mandalore #mando discourse #<- for those of u who have it filtered
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🦾 hero-with-many-fears Follow
anakin skywalker is 22??? he should be at da club….
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🌌 posts-from-a-darker-galaxy Follow
so was anyone gonna tell me they found out the chancellor is a sith or was I supposed to learn it from a CNL skit???
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posts that make you read op’s url
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#op if you go asking at enough temples eventually a sith might answer
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cozylittleartblog · 2 years ago
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@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you
edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally
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secretsimpleness · 6 months ago
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Sometimes I want to bring Morrigan but then I remember I play as a face-tanking rogue and I bring Wynne. Warden Cousland, Morrigan, Wynne / Dragon Age Origins (c) Bioware
#dragon age#dragon age fan art#comic#morrigan#warden cousland#healer#bioware#dao#dragon age origins#hero of ferelden#cousland#wynne#I'm back. I guess.#I did not notice at first but apparently I took a break from tumblr. I've already had several breakdowns over the dashboard.#(turns out I was on the 'for you' tab rather than the 'following' tab. the theme had changed as well. absolutely insufferable.)#I've felt really unconnected for a while but it actually feels better now? as if my tumblr mutuals was the missing link.#very healthy and hot of me ngl#so. I had a two week holiday this year and they were instantly slurped up. it went so fast!#there was this big football thing the week before my holiday - basically teams of teens come from all around the world to play etc.#I heard a girl tell her teammates that 'I'd love to travel on this bus every morning; happy people all around you; just add some music...'#she was also very excited when the bridge opened. the 'happy people' around her sighed bitterly and leaned back for a ten minute wait.#it is thankfully over now. the bus home is no longer stuffed full of football teams. but it's a fun experience for the players etc etc etc#well. in other thrilling news I went to spy on our sister shops during my time off. to see what they do differently. maybe steal some ideas#one store was like an instagram post with fancy teacups and stylish outfits. who knew a second-hand store could be so boring.#the other was like a man-cave with furniture and a passively-aggressive note by the toys stating that 'if u break it u pay. idiot. tnx<3'.#the man-cave was my favourite :)#rant over now! take care and bye etc!
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emrys-merlin · 8 months ago
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"Katara deserved better"
The better:
-becoming an irrelevant fire lady (zero power/role)
-living in the nation that genocided her people and killed her mother
-being alone and miserable as fuck
-sleeping in sozin's room
......
She dodged a fucking bullet. Thank God
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neroushalvaus · 1 year ago
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Tumblr in the 60s – deleted posts
Some people requested a sequel to this post so I thought I'd post these drafts that didn't make it to the original. Maybe doing more at some point if the inspiration hits me but I hope these bring you some joy.
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🚀 starrfleet Follow
HEY GUYS!! We're buying The Beatles so John and Paul can finally get together!! Who's in
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Call that... Beatles for Sale
🚀 starrfleet Follow
Dude this is serious. We want to free them. Why is homophobia so very funny to you?
🎶 mclennstarrison Follow
Didn't The Beatles start managing themselves after Mr Epstein died? So you plan to buy them... From themselves?
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Oh so the george harrison vampire mpreg blog is going to preach to us now.
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📻 lesbianbobdylan Follow
"Let men have short hair!!" "It's okay to not agree with the civil rights folk" "Don't let tumblr tell you that serving your country is bad" You are all so chronically online and convinced your little hippie bubble represents the world that you have the worst takes. Conservatism is alive and well, us hippies are the fucking minority. The outside world is perfectly okay with all the anti-mlk short-haired men who are happily getting drafted. You are not counterculture.
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☁️ ankin-vaimo Follow
Tumblr is so US/UK centric. Scrolling through this site you'd think there were no other tv shows than star trek and no other bands than the monkees and that the stonewall riots were the only meaningful political activism that has ever happened. There's so much great culture elsewhere. I bet you have never even heard of Tapani Kansa.
🇻🇳 shirellesofficial
#shhh don't tell Tumblr that other countries exist #they couldn't even admit Please Mr. Postman was originated by black women (tags via @marvelettesofficial)
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#sorry for going through your tumblr marvelettesofficial #you're just so funny #hope i'm not annoying you
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People really like to pretend us Beatles girlies hate Y*ko for being asian and a woman like she didn't literally make John cheat on his wife and leave his young son
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don't talk like us beatles girlies are all the same, i personally want to fuck her on a canvas while we're both covered in menstrual blood, creating modern art by making love
✝️ jesusrevolution Follow
Op is this you? ↓
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🎶 mclennstarrison Follow
Also like, "made John cheat on his wife and leave his young son", did John himself have nothing to do with that decision or..?
🪕 prostitutesandlesbians Follow
do you guys think she and john do mommy play
🎶 mclennstarrison Follow
I appreciate the input @prostitutesandlesbians but we're trying to call the op out for being a racist misogynist
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sorry
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🤪 thekinkykinks Follow
Why is there even discourse about this... Yeah, the folks at Stonewall could have been more respectful towards the police officers who were just doing their jobs, but why are we acting like throwing some pennies at the police officers and calling them "Lily Law" is the worst type of oppression
🥿 trustnobutch Follow
You know what? No. Fuck you. I'm tired of you all talking about these people like they were your poor little meow meows. Have you read about this at all? The raid did not happen because the police "hates gay people wah wah". Stonewall Inn was run by the mob. The. Fucking. Mob. Would you rather have the police not protecting us from criminals, huh??? And the rioters were nothing but a bunch of attention seekers. I heard that a guy from the fucking Mattachine Society phoned newspapers and took pictures of the riot. I'm so disappointed, that was the only gay group that seemed to care about looking respectable in the eyes of the heterosexuals. People who were there made us all look bad and set our movement back like 50 years. Fuck you for supporting them.
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Yeah. I heard someone threw a brick.
✌ draftdodgerdyke
??? Nobody threw bricks, where the fuck do you get your information ??
#they should have tho #chilling at the stockholm airport finding the weirdest takes
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i'm sharing a joint with this cute ass butch with the cutest curliest hair ever guyyyyssss I think i'm falling in love
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she plays the harmonica for me i want to fuck her to the mattress
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i don't have any idea what she's singing about but i think she likes the rolling stones too, we have so much in commonnnn
🧸 teddyboyfemme Follow
So it turns out that was Bob Dylan.
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chocodile · 9 months ago
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N...Neopets AU Hyden......bro would be the first cybunny to end up in the Gallery of Evil
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Gallery of Evil - Lord Hyden
Lord Hyden was advisor and high court wizard to Lord Darigan, serving under him alongside Lord Kass during the events of Champions of Meridell. Scheming, duplicitous, and power-hungry, the Cybunny advisor had his own motives, playing the two against each other and eventually assisting Kass during his hostile takeover of Darigan Citadel. However, when Kass fell and the citadel was reclaimed, Lord Hyden was nowhere to be found.
Some say he was defeated during the battle. Others say Lord Darigan sentenced him to jail for his crimes during the war and that he is currently being held in a high-security prison cell deep within the citadel. Still others claim he fled after his betrayal was discovered and is currently living in disguise, hiding somewhere in Neopia.
Some years after his disappearance, rumors began to circulate of a powerful Kyrii wizard taking up residence in an old castle in the Haunted Woods. It is said that he offers travelers dark spells in return for signing dubious magical contracts. Could there be any relation...?
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Additional period-appropriate art of this totally real Neopets character. First is him during his Darigan years with his evil bride Milana... er, "mate", sorry child-friendly censors! Second is him post Mutant Kyrii-fication, lording over his "neutral gray with transparent black shading" evil castle in the Haunted Woods.
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arillusionist · 1 year ago
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grishaverse dashboard simulator
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🤯 conspiracy-theories follow
theory: the sun summoner is definitely still alive. all we know is that she “gave up her life to save ravka” but how? have YOU ever heard of a grisha dying from using their powers?? it just doesnt make sense.
🌝  ruinsruiners follow
Bitch shes a SAINT. All saints die. Move on lmao
🐺 awooga10384 follow
alina was different and u know it just bc she was a “saint” doesnt mean she had to die op is right and ur being an asshole get off their post
☀️ starkovers follow
not you calling her alina like you know her personally… put some respect on her name bruh
🐺 awooga10384 follow
wait til u find out not everyone is religious and ravkan and doesnt use sankta labels n shit
☀️ starkovers follow
the way i literally never even mentioned religion… the lack of reading comprehension on this site is insane
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⛴️ wraithupdates follow
Friendly reminder to DNI if you think the Wraith and D*rtyh*nds are together! We do not welcome you guys on this blog :)
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drew some fanart of sankta anastasia i hope you guys like it!! i drew her with a bleeding eye because shes the saint of sickness and when my mom was sick her eye started bleeding for like 2 days straight lol but i prayed to sankta anastasia and she made my mom get better even though her eye is permanently damaged and my sister and dad could not recover and they passed away after like 5 days of pain (we stabbed them to put them out of their misery)
#sankta anastasia #saint anastasia #saint #sankta #saints fanart #sankta fanart #sankta anastasia fanart #saint anastasia fanart
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🍺 giddyuphorsey follow
tired of yall stereotyping kerch as a dark and gloomy place… not all of us live in ketterdam or in the north in general. its extremely offensive to us so please fucking stop.
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womp womp
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❓ grishapolls follow
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Sturmhond is a privateer…
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who gaf
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Shut up you dirty kerch ketterdam gang member money worshipping heathen 
🧟‍♀ razorskull follow
it was never that deep but okay..
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🦴 shadowsandbones follow
not trying to b racist or anything but why do grisha always act like they’re better than anyone else… and why doesnt anyone ever call them out…
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🦐 merchingaway follow
JUST FOUND OUT THAT WYLAN VAN ECK’S BOYFRIEND IS DIRTYHAND’S EX LMFAO WHATTTT
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guys im shu can someone please tell me that dirtyhands is not what i think it means… i keep seeing that name all over this app and im so confused
🦐 merchingaway follow
trust me its not but based on this new info…
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💣 boomboomboom follow
JUST TRIED A ZEMINI PIE FOR THE FIRST TIME MY LIFE IS FINALLY COMPLETE 💞💞💞💞💞💞
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🪴 green-skies follow
Funny how people keep hating on Kerch when Fjerda is RIGHT THEREE
💎 ravkasbeauty follow
as a heartrender whos grisha mom got captured by a fjerdan ship: womp womp
🧙🏾‍♀️ zowaaaa follow
also op is kaelish so like… why tf are they talking lmao
💎 ravkasbeauty follow
right!! also fjerdans are barely on the internet (too many grisha here for them lmao) so its not really funny bc they cant see it
☀️ starkovers follow
kerch on the other hand… most chronically online mfs i’ve ever seen
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runaeveena · 1 year ago
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Your dashboard if you were in a d&d fantasy world still involved in fictional erotica discourse
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is anyone else tired of humans being the default race to pair up with monstrous races in smut? like no wonder Tinker & Claw didn't get any traction outside of TomePlane
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tinker and claw was mid and written by a gnome sexologist and are we still calling non humanoids "monstrous"? in 186PD no less?
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so now the eagledust shipper (and fake auran language scholar) is going to preach to us 🙄 some of us dont want to read about humans laying eggs every third month
🪶 eagledust4ever Follow
way to avoid the issue and maintain your humanoidcentric elitism but sure lets argue about kinks on tomeblr
🍆 troll-schlong
all of you shut up humans are sluts and im a motherfucking m-m-m-monster
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🌧️ hau-iratxoa-besterik-ez-da-euskaraz Follow
just saw someone on TomePlane argue that a dragonborn and a dragon having sex would be considered incest AND beastiality
🗝️ crypt-princess Follow
💀💀💀 not every dragon was part of the Great Hatching and most dragonborn know who our lineage derives from
and since when are dragons BEASTS!?
☘️ celest-ial Follow
you should see what else people on TomePlane call beastiality
🦨 ancientskeleton
we are not bringing back the druid debate sylvanus help me
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🩵 faerieee-imagines2 Follow
imagine you've been capture by an evil sorcerer and he puts you in a glass jar that's filled with firemoss which is so comfy but its making you so warm so you have to undress and as you remove each item you realize the sorcerer has been watching you and now you're blushing and its maki g you even warmer and soon youll be completely naked and vulnerable to whatever the sorcerer wants you for
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🌠 crownofstars
cant believe i got called a freak for hooking up with a Slaad at the Unicorn's Underhorn
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they're literally abominations??
🌠 crownofstars
and? ribbit ribbit bitch 🐸 you write Age of Light rpf
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🦹mage-ocracy Follow
wow this farmer nobody has become such a handsome paladin with a chiseled chest after i threw his family into a lava pit years ago
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waaahahaha you have fallen for my trap *casts spell of get horny* *spell hits the mirror which reflects back onto me* *my throbbing boner slices through the ropes holding the paladin* waaaahaa
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🦚 faeynadaughter Follow
honestly im glad humans are the main target for erotica because elves have been sexualized for far too long
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part of the halfling sexual liberation movement was to embrace sexualizsation because we were treated as undesirables under the Valief'taur Period that now its weird to see elves suddenly turn face and claim that sexualizing anyone is bad
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ugh honestly and especially now that elves are using Glindeloomstalk's talking points as if theyre here to "uplift" us from eroticism when halflings have known for years how he was a purity kinkster
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🌠 crownofstars
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this is now a slaad fucker blog
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⚔️ rangerdick
oooo "humans are too sexualized" ooo "elf pussy is boring now" once again everyone forgets about orcs being treated like the walking cock with hands in books and irl
⚓riilée Follow
isnt orcish religion about fucking and sucking to take over the world
⚔️ rangerdick
you wish you could suck me off
🧜🏼‍♀️ tritonitistitties Follow
ranger dick don't you post daily dick pics
⚔️ rangerdick
i also post hole but no one seems to notice those wonder why that is
🐓the-walking-cock-with-hands Follow
i noticed
⚔️ rangerdick
hold me and fuck me would you
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🦁king-killa Follow
Everyone you have to read this new book! It's total trope subversion where the dwarf is pansexual and the orc is asexual!
🍺 i-fuck-hags
wow someone should write a play about this
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caramelpenguin · 6 days ago
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The first time it happens, Wilhelm goes through the day with the exact same motions. He’s woken up to Simon gently singing him happy birthday, they go to the Palace, celebrate his birthday, August is there and then he isn’t, they eat with his parents and he yells at them. His mother dissolves into tears. Simon breaks up with him.
The same happens the second time. And the third.
By the fourth cycle, as his eyes blink open to light fighting its way in through his curtains and he hears Simon’s voice, warm and tender, singing in Spanish, Wilhelm is certain he’s losing his mind.
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I am so tempted to continue this. the problem is that i need of ideas for what can happen during these loops 😫😫if u have any suggestions, PLEASE feel free to tell me !!
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pathologicalreid · 4 months ago
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genuinely so sick and tired of the "where's the fluff/angst" and "all people write is smut" discourse and it's not because i tend to write more fluff/angst than smut but the implication that if a writer exclusively or frequently writes smut then they're somehow a bad writer.
writing mostly smut does not inherently make you a bad writer. writing mostly fluff/angst does not inherently make you a good writer. complaining about what fanfic writers put on the internet for free and tearing other people down for what they write does make you an asshole, though.
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witnessprotectionprogramurl · 6 months ago
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dirk gently season 2 dashboard simulator
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🔎 holistic-detective Follow
this edible ain't shit
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there's a house inside the house
🔎 holistic-detective Follow
where's that music coming from
🔎 holistic-detective Follow
ok so I might be in actual judeo-christian hell
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👾 purplepeopleeater Follow
im so hungry
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how hungry
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OP HOW HUNGRY
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🔪 bart Follow
has anyone seen Ken?
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I will find dirk gently, fulfill the prophecy, and save Wendimoor!
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jail
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🚖 literally-just-some-guy-deactivated Follow
put your hand in my enclosure I promise I won't bite
��� blackwing-boss Follow
hey what's your superpower
🚖 literally-just-some-guy-deactivated Follow
please let me out
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I'll be sooooo niceys if you let me out
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🕶 blackwing-boss Follow
what a nice day! I sure hope no one manipulates me into giving them the same clearance as me so they can take my job
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>:3
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🚬 the-fifth-rowdy Follow
fuckkkkk I don't know where my friends are
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welp. to the train tracks!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
🚬 the-fifth-rowdy Follow
don't worry guys I'm fine
🧍‍♂️randombystander Follow
no i don't think you are
🚬 the-fifth-rowdy Follow
you've never been plagued by visions and it shows
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ok i give up theres too many characters and things that happen in that show jesus christ
rip Farah and also Tina and also mona I swear I tried to include them (and also more bart lmao) but I couldn't decide on emojis and/or urls and then I died
lmao I just realized I forgot. todd. ALSO BEAST I DIDNT FORGET HER I JUST GAVE UP BEFORE THINKING OF A POST FOR HER 😭 ok sorry I'll go now
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crimeronan · 3 months ago
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hi friends, i am back for now! mainly because i am Sick As Hell with some respiratory thing that hopefully isn't COVID and therefore can't do much besides lay in bed + hang with people online. is anyone up on this fine saturday morning and if so, would you join me if i streamed the owl house??
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rubenesque-as-fuck · 1 month ago
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Made my onion and mushroom tarts again last night. The layers:
-Puff pastry
-Parmesan, thyme, and mustard bechamel
-Carmelized onions w/ date balsamic
-Mushrooms with butter, thyme, and marsala
-Parmesan sprinkle
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cognitiveinequality · 27 days ago
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I totally forgot that a few years ago when i was feeling flush i bought a pricey biofeedback device thinger that you wear when you're relaxing/meditating. I'm not immune to a good gadget, and this thing is totally the kind of shit that you'd see in a modern Sharper Image catalog (in an alternate dimension where they still existed). The idea behind it is that it sends heart rate and brainwave info to an app and helps give you gentle audio 'cues' to help you meditate more effectively.
I just re-discovered the thing during a bung-out of a bunch of my stuff from a move a few months back and used it this afternoon, and immediately remembered why I put it aside initially. It's a cool device during the actual meditation part, but holy fuck does the app dashboard it trigger every single I AM GETTING A GOOD GRADE IN MEDITATION impulse i have, which feels completely counterproductive LMAO.
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z0mbiefvcker · 1 month ago
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dead guy dashboard simulator featuring some of their girlfriends and wives and situationships
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following for you your tags
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📷 julesie Follow
lowkey why my boyfriend kinda weird though
🪡 lisa-swallowed ♻️ Follow
DUDE ME TOO????
👻 lyds-the-ghost-hunter ♻️ Follow
you guys wanna talk about weird??? at least he has a basic sense of hygiene.
🪲 cant-say-the-b-word ♻️ Follow
SHUT UP :(((((((
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MY EWFIE IS HOME MY WIFE8
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🪡 lisa-swallowed Follow
i chose his username btw. he has NO idea who the pixies are
📷 julesie ♻️ Follow
WHAT
🫀 maybe-not-ryan ♻️ Follow
HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO THE PIXIES ARE.??!..?
🪲 cant-say-the-b-word ♻️ Follow
damn dude your husband is VERY uncultered
👻 lyds-the-ghost-hunter ♻️ Follow
lawrence, be quiet. you listen to bing crosby.
☠️. astrid-the-normal-one ♻️ Follow
and YOU listen to lesley gore. what do you have to say for yourself
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🫀 maybe-not-ryan Follow
these edibles aint shit
🫀 maybe-not-ryan ♻️ Follow
after a brief discussion with julie i've learned the true meaning of this phrase. maybe he was an addict thou
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🪡 lisa-swallowed Follow
so hypothetically if you told your zombie boyfriend to eat you out how would that end
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⚡️ here-comes-your-man Follow
lisa insisted i listen to 'jone jet' and i unfortunately admit i am just the slightest bit obsessed.
🫀 maybe-not-ryan ♻️ Follow
welcome to the club of girlfriends infecting you with their music taste. i've been made to listen to the ramones all day andniM GOING CRAZY
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👻 lyds-the-ghost-hunter Follow
heard a weird ass sound. checked under my bed and guess who the fuck it was.
🪲 cant-say-the-b-word ♻️ Follow
it was meeeee :333333
👻 lyds-the-ghost-hunter Follow
Literally never use that...thing. Again.
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🪡 lisa-swallowed Follow
so hypothetically if you told your zombie boyfriend to eat you out how would that end
📷 julesie ♻️ Follow
uuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
🫀 maybe-not-ryan ♻️ Follow
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh
⚡️ here-comes-your-man ♻️ Follow
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