#bertie mention

[ghostbiie]

what do you meam nobody cares about bertie as much as i do?? what do you MEAN no one will listen to the bertie playlist???

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/16CyfT0aoydc124ma4x5GY?si=RC240gZ_Q_OnWLhpiT4tZg

[ghostbiie]

eehehehehehehe berrtiiiee eeheheheheheh bertiiee he is dead hehehehheehe i love bertie being dead heheheheheeeeee he iss deadd on the floorr suffocated eheheheheeee

It is finally done! I finally did a version of this scene that I'm happy with! I can rest easy now except for when I progress with my art enough to feel like I can do this even better.

Anyway y'all know by now that the three Prague Opera Episode's are pretty much my favourite RQG episodes. They got everything. Drama. Baby Dragon Hamid. Necromancy. Music. Cool Evil Voice. Bertie dying. /j you name it.

[ID: a digital, fully coloured drawing of Bertie and Kafka from Rusty Quill Gaming. It's depicting the final scene with Bertie in the Prague Opera.

Kafka is in the background, only shown up to his mouth, he is floating and smiling, one hand on a large, open book the left one slightly lifted. He is wearing a dark green suit and a black cloak.

Bertie is in the front, only his head visible. He's wearing a gold helmet with the visor up so one can see his eyes. He's staring towards the viewer with his eyes wide open in fear.

The background is dark red, resembling theatre curtains. /End ID]

[yellow-dejavu]

[places-across-time]

BRUTOOOOOOOR

Y'know how animals look like their owners? I drew Brutor and reverse engineered him to draw Bertie, because he's definitely started looking like Brutor. Bertie starts drolling in his sleep because of Brutor, because I said so uwu

I want to punch Bertie and that's how I know I succeeded ✨

[weast-of-eden]

the beautiful thing about Bertie Wooster is that he’s my blorbo but also his blorbos are my blorbos too

[iknowthislooksbad]

hugh laurie would absolutely slay in a muppet movie

[crenarei]

I thought veilguard wouldn't speak about anyone with proper diverging pathways since decisions don't carry over, but it seems like they've decided to have a partial canon state? Harding just said Blackwall goes by Rainier now, what if we'd killed him? That seems like a pretty big oversight if we were supposed to be able to pretend our world state exists

[yeah-thats-probably-it]

You know how in Right Ho, Jeeves, one of Bertie’s ideas is that even if a woman is angry with her beloved, she’ll jump to his defense like a tigress defending her cub if someone else attacks him? Well, in Aunts Aren’t Gentlemen, Jeeves returns from his aunt’s house—where he’d spent the night because he was in a snit about Bertie’s latest engagement—to find Bertie tied up by the antagonists of the week. After this he becomes completely cooperative again and redirects his previous coldness toward Bertie’s captors instead

What I’m saying is that it took nine books, but it looks like the tigress gambit finally worked

[ninjafuuzz]

[askthegavinkids]

Guys mod Shelly just made the best toast and jam have a Bertie Fact

Bertie and Basil frequently go to a certain library after school and the librarians there think they're sooo cute! They always have candy ready for the two of them and often help Bertie with his extra homework if Basil wants to be alone.

(Toby tell me if you want me to change this one)

[ghostbiie]

the more i think of berties death the more it confuses me.

hes literally going to die either way: either be suffocated by kafka, or die from getting three strikes because of the contract

and he KNOWS this! bertie may be a bit dumb but he isnt a complete dunce. he has all the knowlage of the contract, so why would he go out of his way to kill hamids sister even though he KNOWS he will die anyways? AND he'll suffer for all eternity on top of that!

i get james wanted a sort of "awful last hurrah" for bertie, but with the way he did it, it just doesnt make any sense for bertie as a character!

[pop-squeak]

more reverse au! this one’s from one of the asks that my beloved mutual @daisyybellls sent me

bonus: after-

demi bertie for the fucking win

[n-a-gindustries]

obsessed with the concept of bertie having a sister. sorry.

[rockgodklav]

"I'm already at the hopsital! Mama's making me get poked.."

"@firstclassattorney. More tests. Run more tests."

[kind-of-a-shitty-wizard]

jesus fucking christ bertie

[howaboutwedont]

jeeves i ejaculated. gay.