mistyphie

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🌊 lugias-sopping-anus

Can't stand how people will learn that humans are related to Pokemon and somehow come to the conclusion that different people are different types. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

🍑 pechaberrysoda

there are literally so many fighting type people what are you even talking about lmao

🌊 lugias-sopping-anus

Your genetic make up doesn't just magically change type because you took a karate class. Do you also think your Charizard is a Grass type now because it learnt Solar Beam?

✨ ace-trainer-luna

But aren't Psychic type people a thing? Some humans have telekinetic powers, I'm pretty sure there are a few gym leaders who have them. There are even rare cases of children born with psychic abilities.

🌸 cynthiasfuturewife

that's still just learning moves

🌌 mistyterrain

As an actual Psychic type, this post is really disheartening to see. The fact that people who still refuse to acknowledge the existence of psychics are so common is just shocking. We exist!

☣ deathtounova

no one's refusing to acknowledge the existence of shit, you just don't know how types work

🌌 mistyterrain

The sheer ignorance on display here, it's obvious you're just mad you're a normal type lol.

☣ deathtounova

how bout i karate chop your ass and we'll see how "not very effective" it is

🌌 mistyterrain

Typical physical attacker brutishness, resorting to violence as usual

��� return-to-mankey

didn't you claim you manifested the kyogre disaster in hoenn?

⚡ electrictypesfuckyeah

WHAT

🥀 cradilyzone

Actual professor here! Genetically, all humans are Normal types, though some of our relatively recent ancestors were Psychic. Part of what let us succeed as a species was reutilizing the brain power originally used for psionics to language and tool use. We do still have some vestigial psychic power that can be trained, though it's quite weak compared to most Pokémon. As for those born with psychic powers, this is considered nowadays to be like an egg move, passed down from parent to child. And no, obviously learning Fighting moves doesn't make you a Fighting type, there is no way for a human to change their type.

🌔 hexmaniac

my grandma became a ghost type

🔶️ bigjiggly

I-

🔞 mega-miltank

What about swimmers though, they're water type, right?

📀 HM-69

did you even read the post

🪴 n-did-nothing_wrong

Are we all just ignoring OP's url?

🌊 lugias-sopping-anus

Team Plasma apologist blog, opinion discarded.

🛗 mostlymukposts

This post single handedly evolved my Porygon-2

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no problem oomfle

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sorry for Disappearing i was too busy being in the construction

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Trying something new today!

Hi guys! I'll be streaming for the next threeish hours drawing a new pokemon! Hop in! (posted at 4 pm EST 1/21/2024)

[mistyphie]

the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.

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i cannot explain it but these all have the same vibes

[mistyphie]

Watched luca. The gay allegory is PALPATINE

[mistyphie]

pirating allegations are crazy. my career is over. writing the twitlonger as we speak. the uke is out.

Vlc media player wrapped

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“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

[mistyphie]

have we considered archaeopronouns

Re: Does God's capitalized He/Him count as a neopronoun My take on this is that capitalized He/Him does not count as a neopronoun entirely because Neo means new, and since they are God's pronouns and would've existed before any other pronouns, I suggest that they be classified in their own category, paleopronouns, instead.

Well if we're going by that, then God would not have been called He/Him until the English translations of the Bible. Meaning he would not have those pronouns in or before biblical times. There fore He/Him are neopronouns as they were newly made for God Himself.

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no more sex. we ran out of sex

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Strongest Psychic-type Miku