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I NEED TO BE SEDATED SOMEBODY SEDATE ME RIGHT NOW
📸 theatrewithv (ig)
#can he stop#that’s a lie i never want him to stop#but like#being this cute should be illegal#i’m dying over here#aisha.exe has stopped working#i’m so insanely not normal about him#jack wolfe#next to normal#gabe goodman#donmar warehouse#wylan my beloved#wylan van eck#wylan hendricks#grishaverse#shadow and bone#seige and storm#ruin and rising#six of crows#crooked kingdom#king of scars#rule of wolves#six of crows duology#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#jesper fahey#nina zenik#matthias helvar#shadow and bone season three#six of crows spin off
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Fave pics of InDex💪🖤🎨 [4/?]
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HES SO CUTE IM GONNA PUNCH HIM
I LOVE HIS STUPID LITTLE HAIR AUGH I NEED TO SHAKE HIM AUTHFHFJFHF
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"Reno!" He whines as he tries to smack the others hands away- unable to match the red heads speed, however, he decides to change tactics. If Reno can tickle him, then he can tickle Reno.
Its harder to reach the red heads sides when he's laughing and trying to squirm, but he does at least manage to reach and attempt to get him back. "That's it- lets see if you're ticklish-"
Reno gets his other hand involved, though he's a bit more merciless as he does so. Only a bit though. He's gentleman enough for now, given its not in his nature to stay at his sides. Oh but other areas were very tempting, especially if he could get the other cackling.
"Yeah, I can see that! Ha, listen to you! Fucking adorable, maybe if ya laughed like this more often, I would have to resort to this!"
Reno should stop, though. He knew such pleasure torture had thresholds. And if Reno himself was feeling too tempted to pin Shivans arms, that's probably not a good sign of escalation, either.
But just another minute. Just to hear that fucking snorting giggle. He didn't hear lovely stuff like this often enough.
#umbralstigmataunbound#Being this cute should be ILLEGAL#These Broken Pieces fit together Perfectly | Reno | umbralstigmataunbound
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The struggle is real 😔
#winx club#winx#alternative universe#winx alternative universe#winx flora#digital art#fanart#being this cute should be illegal just sayin
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#i stg being that cute has got to be illegal somewhere#i didn't think it would be possible to make her look even better but here we are#interestingly enough#now that i've played some more actual game instead of just photo modeing my way through ikrie's quest#they didn't change all that much about her animations#quite possibly because they were already at the higher end of what the original game had to offer since TFW was already an improvement#and as much as it pains me to say this#in the end it's really just a minor side quest out in the middle of nowhere a lot of people will probably never play#(you should tho! absolutely worth it. go to keener's rock and enjoy)#so compared to what they did with the dialogue in the main game#this remains pretty much the same#however.#i think it might be due to the updated face models so animations translate a little differently#there seems to be a little more nuance to some expressions#...unfortunately somewhat at the cost of That iconic smirk#oh well. can't have everything#i LOVE how she looks now though this is pretty much what i had in my head the entire time#ikrie#horizon zero dawn#hzd remaster
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do NOT have a best friend because you WILL be trying to sleep and then they will text you some of the cutest shit on earth and then you will be so busy thinking about it that sleep gets too hard >:(
#my heart is too full of love how am i supposed to sleep like this smh#have i mentioned how much i love my best friend?#because i love them#So#SO SOMUCH#they are actually the person of all time ever#the sweetest thing on the entire planet#im so exhausted been SO busy the past few days#and was SO prepared to sleep#i was like NOTHING cans top me from sleeping when i finally got to go to bed#but i was WRONG#one (1) thing can stop me from sleeping#and it’s being baffled and amazed by how much i love my absolute favorite person in the world😤#they’re crazy best friends should be illegal like what are ghey so nice and perfect and cute for
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@hazelkjt "Ooo~ pointy! This will be a great addition to my collection! You have my thanks ❤️"
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once again crying bc im thinking abt all the homeless cats and dogs and bunnies.... :(
#and all other animals#and also all the animals that are illegally exported and stuffed into boxes to travel thru customs etc and they are tortured in there#nobody cares abt animals as living beings#like the numbers of these are millions and millions it isnt smth that just happens a handful of times#millions of animald are abandoned and homeless and millions of animals are illegally transported#humans dont deserve animals. in fact we just deserve them rising up and eating all of us#i mean thats what we do now so thats#just karma. there is no *real* reason why humans are the center of the universe#the only reason is bc humans is the no1 narcissistic species#cats are 2nd... the world would still be better if cats overthrew humans and ruled the world#ok lmao none of this matters it just hurts so much to think abt#animals are in our hands and we should care for the#them*. not this... it disgusts me#and ppl are so fucking... stupid#like there's a video of a bunny jumping from a cardboard box in an airport and runs around#and everyone loved that video and thinks its sooooo cute and funny ahhahah#and im like.. y'all rlly have no b#rainscells or basic understanding or any compassion???#ppl smuggle animals like that and that poor bunny was trapped in there w no food or water or space or air supply#and what do u think they'll do when they catch the bunny??#that isnt funny nor cute that is awful#most ppl who claim to 'love animals' only mean that#in a superficial sense. they love looking at animals bc theyre cute#but they dont view animals as living beings with rights or etc etc#humans are awful... ok anyway#thinking abt homeless cats and when a human is kind to them they get this look in their eyes#idk how anyone can be so empty and braindead and soulles to think animals dont feel#humans are animals. we are part of the universe and world. earth doesnt belong to us. we arent the centre of the universe. ew
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Baby
#broken colors#br<3ken colors#br<3ken colors Damon#digital art#persona: Yugen#or me#anyways pls enjoy dis#dis man should be illegal to be this cute#here I was#trying to get use to drawing him#and ended up being a blushing mess at my own fan art
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My mom was telling her cousin her cat's litter box has to be cleaned frequently, to which she replied "she's an animal, she doesn't need it" 🙃
#she also doest brush her cat (despite it being a hairy persian) nor trims her nails#she complains about the cat scratching the furniture but doesnt provide her a scratcher#doest play with her nor give her toys#told me I needed a baby because I talked with her cat with a cute voice#oh and they had six whole dogs before the cat#no not at the same time#they would buy a dog#decide it was not for them#give the dog to somebody else#and buy a dog from a different breed#six fucking times#before they decided to get a cat#and they dont take care of her#it should be illegal for them to have pets
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I might join this guy's organization just because of how cute he is.
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Why is it always bliss?
"Aye, thoust got me good." He smiles more as he gives Perona a gentle pat on the back. He can see Serosh working before his very eyes. He's noticeably more gentle with Perona than with him. Then again, Godfrey needs more than nuzzles and kneading on the head to calm him down at times. Thankfully, he doesn't need it as often as he used to. He's mellowed out quite a bit with age, but he's still not exactly a calm man.
Trying not to chortle or giggle, Perona creeps up on Godfrey, Serosh staying quiet along with her. Soon, when she's in prime position she jumps out, raising her arms.
"BOO!" She grins, Serosh raising his paws and rawring along with her.
@eldenlordofdragons [Perona!]
Well, as quiet as they were trying to be, it was difficult for his spectral companion to scare him when his summon box tends to glow when he's close by. It's not like he couldn't hear the tiniest footsteps either.
When they make themselves known, he casually turns around to see them. "Oi, looking for good trouble? I see Serosh hath done well with thee." He smiles at the sight before him. Perona was quick to recover, thankfully. Maybe Serosh could figure out what possessed her as well that day.
#perona and godfrey#being this cute should be illegal#verse: [returned]#or elden lord verse idk where i originally put it man#eldenlordofdragons
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Look at them
They’re all so absolutely adorable I love them.
Ouhhgh. The they!! I jus. Just wanna
#AAAAAAGH! They’re so adjrjajsakkshfs💓💗#it should be illegal for them to be so cute what the heck#absolutely SUPERB you lil sillies#I NEED to hug them for an extended period of time you don’t understand#I have. 767 images in my Storybots folder help how to stop hoarding screenshots#I love them so MUUUBCH#And uh!!! The way they all instinctively cling to Bo when they’re falling towards the magma in the volcano like#Main source of reassurance and comfort for them is right there#THEY CARE EACH OTHER SO MUCH#I CARE THEM SO MUC!!#I JUST!!! THEY!!!#I am so normal about them being driven absolutely sane#i am in LOVE with THEM so so so so much#Like to hold them gently while peppering their faces with little kisses reblog to do that again also#storybots#screenshot dump#“are you okay?” No bc they aren’t real how will they know how much I love them in this moment
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I feel so blessed whenever I find a new to me mick mars photo where he looks extra adorable 🙏
#for example ones from 1995 during the corabi crue era#being this cute should be illegal!!! but still i feel so blessed. mick is my fav old man!!! 🥺💕
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Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:
The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.
Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.
It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.
Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄
Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.
also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh
⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️
Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D
Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.
Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:
'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.
you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH
And, finally:
lmao this is shit
True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.
Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD
Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D
Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)
#fanart#gravity falls#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#stanley pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#pyronica#handyman bill au#book of bill#the good place#incorrect quotes#heck yeah i'm tagging billford - cuz these old men are EXES#jfc i said i wasn't going to color any other gravity falls stuff i made - and then what do i do?#i fukken color all of it#i may have a problem lmao#the green area outside the theraprism is because i forgot what was outside it and just went 'lol greenscreen idgaf'
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