#Being this cute should be ILLEGAL

[wylanslcve]

I NEED TO BE SEDATED SOMEBODY SEDATE ME RIGHT NOW

📸 theatrewithv (ig)

[index-wwe-gifs]

Fave pics of InDex💪🖤🎨 [4/?]

[lowcallyfruity]

bebe k

HES SO CUTE IM GONNA PUNCH HIM

I LOVE HIS STUPID LITTLE HAIR AUGH I NEED TO SHAKE HIM AUTHFHFJFHF

EEEKSIES HES JUST SO CUTE IK GONNA SCREMA HSSNANKHAHAHNA AHRBFNSJSJAJSJSJAKAIASK

ABEKEKDJCJSJ SBEKEK OAHDCJSI SBEKE SOFKXLAH J JANEBCHSLAJ

[escortingsecrets]

"Reno!" He whines as he tries to smack the others hands away- unable to match the red heads speed, however, he decides to change tactics. If Reno can tickle him, then he can tickle Reno.

Its harder to reach the red heads sides when he's laughing and trying to squirm, but he does at least manage to reach and attempt to get him back. "That's it- lets see if you're ticklish-"

Reno gets his other hand involved, though he's a bit more merciless as he does so. Only a bit though. He's gentleman enough for now, given its not in his nature to stay at his sides. Oh but other areas were very tempting, especially if he could get the other cackling.

"Yeah, I can see that! Ha, listen to you! Fucking adorable, maybe if ya laughed like this more often, I would have to resort to this!"

Reno should stop, though. He knew such pleasure torture had thresholds. And if Reno himself was feeling too tempted to pin Shivans arms, that's probably not a good sign of escalation, either.

But just another minute. Just to hear that fucking snorting giggle. He didn't hear lovely stuff like this often enough.

[skylaryozora]

The struggle is real 😔

[tjerra14]

help

[napping-sapphic]

do NOT have a best friend because you WILL be trying to sleep and then they will text you some of the cutest shit on earth and then you will be so busy thinking about it that sleep gets too hard >:(

[wildstar25]

@hazelkjt "Ooo~ pointy! This will be a great addition to my collection! You have my thanks ❤️"

[monoshii-wasu]

Baby

[jackalop]

My mom was telling her cousin her cat's litter box has to be cleaned frequently, to which she replied "she's an animal, she doesn't need it" 🙃

[galagraphia]

I might join this guy's organization just because of how cute he is.

[thefirsteldenlord]

Why is it always bliss?

"Aye, thoust got me good." He smiles more as he gives Perona a gentle pat on the back. He can see Serosh working before his very eyes. He's noticeably more gentle with Perona than with him. Then again, Godfrey needs more than nuzzles and kneading on the head to calm him down at times. Thankfully, he doesn't need it as often as he used to. He's mellowed out quite a bit with age, but he's still not exactly a calm man.

Trying not to chortle or giggle, Perona creeps up on Godfrey, Serosh staying quiet along with her. Soon, when she's in prime position she jumps out, raising her arms.

"BOO!" She grins, Serosh raising his paws and rawring along with her.

@eldenlordofdragons [Perona!]

Well, as quiet as they were trying to be, it was difficult for his spectral companion to scare him when his summon box tends to glow when he's close by. It's not like he couldn't hear the tiniest footsteps either.

When they make themselves known, he casually turns around to see them. "Oi, looking for good trouble? I see Serosh hath done well with thee." He smiles at the sight before him. Perona was quick to recover, thankfully. Maybe Serosh could figure out what possessed her as well that day.

[mage-ical-character-person]

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Look at them

They’re all so absolutely adorable I love them.

Ouhhgh. The they!! I jus. Just wanna

[robinsnest2111]

I feel so blessed whenever I find a new to me mick mars photo where he looks extra adorable 🙏

[krysmcscience]

Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:

The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.

Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.

It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.

Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄

Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.

also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh

⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️

Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D

Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.

Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:

'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.

you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH

And, finally:

lmao this is shit

True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.

Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD

Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D

Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)

[floressaph]

A bit ago, I peeked into the South Park fandom for no other reason than shits and giggles (don’t blame me, I was curious on what was going on in the fandom)

And JESUS-fucking-CHRIST! Some of y’all are treating mostly harmless ships like it’s some sort of sin. IT’S A FICTIONAL SHOW WITH FICTIONAL CHARACTERS! LET THESE POOR PEOPLE LIVE WITH THEIR SILLY LITTLE RAREPAIRS, PLEASE

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