#beetledeetzlands

[milfs-and-monsters]

Im making a dreamwidth k!nkmeme for Beetlejuice especially beetlelands. Still a WIP tho but stay tuned✌🏼

[chrisdoesanart]

I just wanted beetledeetzland doodles.  i ended up with this.

Why did I go ham on it? I kept saying “oH mY PenCil iS bRoKen So I’Ll be tAkinG it Easy-” AND THEN I PULL SOMETHING LIKE THIS OUT OF MY ASS WTF

[side note, I know this isn’t what the house looks like, in anyway shape or form, but it’s kinda what it looks like in my head so :D]

Beetleb*bes dni 😃

Uhhhh Im gonna explain what’s goin on in the image under the cut cause yeah :D

Ok so starting with my favorite part of the drawing, it’s Charles and Barbra! :D

Their plan was to bake something nice for their partners, and just spend time with each other in the process!  They’re going along with the recipe, having fun, when Charles noticed something was off!  They added too much [insert baking ingredient that would kinda mess up baked goods]!  Dun dun duuuuuuun!!

(And yes, Charles is wearing a “Kiss the Cook” apron he got from Delia and Beej)

Moving to Adam and Delia!  They love hanging out with each other and taking about books/woodwork and crystals.  While Adam isn’t all that into crystals, and Delia isn’t much of a reader, they love to hear and watch the other talk about what they’re passionate about and really enjoy!  Delia loves to tell Adam about the various types and purposes of certain crystals!  Adam hopes to one day try wood sculpting with Delia and the others as well!

[edgarrallenhoee]

Aww yay hcs! Got any about Delia’s life (or Delia and Lydia bonding)?

Omg thank you so much for these great prompts , we stan Delia in this household ok !

1. Delia had a very conservative upbringing , her parents didn't really care for / about her . This just led to her craving attention as she grew older , poor Delia she needs some love !

2. She most definitely speaks multiple languages , with french , Spanish and obviously English being her strongest

3. She's autistic , and takes a while to grasp what's happening , but you already know Charles is incredibly patient with her

4. Due to her upbringing , Delia had to repress her sexuality to the point in which she tried to completely forget , this resulted in one big meltdown when all her feelings caught up with her :(

5. She's definitely Bisexual

6. Delia and Adam bond over woodcarving , although Delia doesn't desire to learn the skill , she loves to watch Adam make intricate designs

7 . Barbara and her bond over mumming Lydia ( I stole that phrase from someone , I'm so sorry !)

8. In an attempt to become closer with one gothy teen , Delia slowly starts to bring back small token presents for Lydia , and although Lydia would never admit it , those gifts mean the world

9. Once Delia and Lydia began to bond , Delia often took her to the shopping centre for girly days out

10 . she's scared of hot topic , but it's worth it to spent time with her gothy step daughter

Dear lord this is inspiring me to write a whole separate headcannon 😤

Also I'm so sorry this is short :( I'm going to work on a longer one :)

[goftwinemoms]

soft headcanons

beetlebabes, just no. begone.

these are just some misc. soft headcanons of these 5 because like. i love them.

(i know there may be some repeats in my lists, but that’s usually because i’m elaborating on them a bit more, or i think they’re pertinent to the list.)

- delia and beetlejuice talk about their pasts a lot. a lot of the time they can be found cuddled on the couch or in bed after. unless it’s a particularly bad day, everyone else lets them have their time.

- just because beetlejuice is dating literally all of her (current) parents, doesn’t mean lydia and beej aren’t still friends. beetlejuice makes sure that they have time to hang out every day, and spends at least one day a week doing whatever the fuck lydia wants to do. (lydia wants to go out in the middle of the night to go get pictures of the graveyard? you’ll bet beej is gonna untangle himself from his partners at 1 am to take her.)

- when bj is out with lydia, the couples do one of 2 things usually: they either hang out all together, or they break up into seperate couples in order to spend time together. (they did marry for a reason y’know. they may love their partners a lot, but they still need some time together.)

- the entire family goes to pride. charles is the shyest one there as he’s never gone, delia and beej have gone to pride many many times in their pasts, the maitlands have gone to a few smaller ones, and lydia is just super excited to be at her first pride. (she brings along a few of her friends so that they can walk around together)

- the 5 are really happy that they can actually act like a couple for once. (while lydia’s off with her friends. she doesn’t like seeing the adults do anything coupley, “that’s gross guys, ew.”)

- beetlejuice uses his power to keep the 2 ghosts in the physical plane during pride for the most part. it’s exhausting, but it’s worth it to see his partners so happy.

- cuddle piles happen often. every person in the house loves them, whether they admit it or not (aka lydia and charles)

- due to the couches just Not having enough space for everyone splits up into pairs for family movie nights. (usually it’s the couples and beej & lydia, but they can change sometimes.)

- the couples each get a couch, beej and lydia pile blankets and pillows on the floor to make a makeshift nest (they maintain that it’s 5x comfier than the couches anyways)

- they get beetlejuice to shower/bathe (semi) regularly, however one or more of his partners has to do it with him, due to his fear of water. (it has something to do with juno, although no one is completely sure what happened.)

- he loves bath bombs. besides the fact that it’s fun, it’s also a sensory thing that makes the baths much more bearable.

- as loud as beej is, sudden loud noise & loud noise & a crowd of people is Torture for him. everyone knows to stick close to him in loud crowds just in case. (he really appreciates it: he struggled with it for A Long Time seeing as parts of the netherworld are super super crowded)

- beej likes playing instruments, and will keep track of what everyone is listening to and will learn it on an instrument and play it for them. (occasionally he plays love songs for his partners. they cry almost every time.)

- delia and lydia share a big interest in the supernatural and herbal medicine. (however they know that doctors are necessary for big things. delia and lydia say Vaccinate Your Fucking Children.)

- beej goes bird watching with charles because he can mimic the birds & turn into them in order to attract more. (this backfires occasionally as birds sometimes try and get.... frisky with him.)

- delia, barbara, and adam like to create/make art together. beetlejuice sometimes joins them, and even though it’s usually not that good, they appreciate everything he makes for them. (although, he surprisingly has a decent amount of skill in sculpting.)

- charles and lydia occasionally go into the city together and go to places they used to frequent when they lived there. the others are usually ready to cuddle the two when they get home

- they do one big group halloween costume every year, and run the best and scariest haunted house for miles (courtesy of the 3 ghosts and 1 goth child)

- when lydia eventually goes off to college, all of them cry. a lot. (whenever charles and delia visit, beej uses his power to bring the maitlands with him on a summons via lydia after the deetzs get to her college)

- she summons beetlejuice occasionally and they Wreak Havoc on the campus.

- everyone just. cares about each other a lot. they would all die (in some cases, die again) for each other in a heartbeat.

[n3v3r-trust-th3-living]

What iiiif I make a ʞuᴉʞ meme for Beetlejuice....specifically Beetlelands/Beetledeetzlands but other stuff too....

if could be for writing and drawing prompts...

[dontgotothenetherworld]

beetledeetzlands headcanons!

(is that even the ship name... idk)

no one asked for this, but here we go!

334 words

ok, so after the events of the musical, beej realizes how horrible he was,

like, he’s a demon; he doesn’t exactly have human morals,

but after he’s alive & stuff, he begins to try and make up for his actions.

it’s a shocking change of character tbh.

but they all forgive him for it, for the most part, because he’s learning & growing from it.

adam and beej are boyfriends, you can’t change my mind.

barbara has tried to be with beej, even when adam is with them, but she just isn’t attracted to him.

one day, barbara, delia, and lydia are having a girls night. they’re all doing face masks & lydia’s talking about her crush, when they hear some, ahem, noise from the attic.

both women reach to lydia to cover her ears.

they realize that they’re basically holding hands & barbara blushes.

she’s never been with a girl before, but...

the next day, lydia asks when barbara is going to ask delia out on a date.

the kid just knows, i swear.

but barbara doesn’t get to ask delia out, because delia asks her out first.

“uh... this is a date, right?” barbara asks.

“i was hoping it is.”

charles does get a little jealous, but delia’s able to reassure him.

and one day, charles is watching the great british bake off, and beej just comes up and asks if they can cuddle.

charles is just like, “yeah.”

beej is big spoon, hugging on the taller man’s body.

adam walks up a little while later, and makes beej the middle spoon.

they all fall asleep like that.

it’s so cute!

delia took a picture of them like that, and it’s her lock screen, much to charles’ embarrassment.

charles always thought he was straight, but beej is just something else.

in conclusion; barbara & adam are married, adam & beej are dating, barbara & delia are dating, delia & charles are married, and charles & beej are, well, it’s complicated.

& they’re all a loving and supporting family for each other <3

some of these ideas have been sloshing around in my head for a while and i needed to get them out.

[gender-chaotic]

Man the "deetzland" ship is cute af but its a shame its being spread and popularized by beetlebabes shippers lmao.

[chrisrambles]

I.. I’m at a lose for words..

These are so perfect and fitting and AAAAH I love them so muchhhhh

Reminder that Charles and Barbara are friends and we are all sleeping on their dynamic.

[ghosts-and-rock]

So this is a temporary post until I can get something written up officially but

Requests: CLOSED

I’m taking School of Rock and Beetlejuice musical writing requests!

Current au list: Link

I will write for:

1. Goldenbeetle/Beetlelands

2. Most ships except any that have to do with an adult and a child (platonic is okay)

3. Any character or ship x reader (except Lydia/I will do friendship x readers though for her)

4. Some crossovers/aus (like between the two musicals, Zootopia, Pokemon, Naga whoever, werewolf whoever, Fallout, Adam’s Family, apocalypse, etc.)

5. I will write for Beetledeetzland just may take me longer to write

6. Soft NSFT is a maybe, just ask but it’ll probably be a no unless there is something I like (NOTHING WITH LYDIA OR YOUNGER CHARACTERS) (all NSFT will be tagged properly and under a read more)

7. I LOVE prompts with holidays or found family

Will Not:

1. Any aging up or aging down prompts

2. Most kinks if I write a NSFT (ask through messages but expect a no)

3. Detailed/heavy NSFT

4. Anything to do with a real person (no Alex x reader for example)

5. Despite doing it once, I will never write for anything relating to the cartoon

6. I will not write anything for movie Beetlejuice as he makes me extremely uncomfortable

Send in your prompts/asks and I’ll do my best to get to most!

[beetlelandsweek]

BeetleBabes shippers or supporters please do not interact with this event. The mod team is incredibly uncomfortable with the ship and do not want it or it’s supporters associated with this event. We apologize if this makes you feel left out, but this is our event and it is our right to not interact with whoever we choose.

Please try to keep your content PG-13! We have a small amount of minors on the mod team and do not want to share explicit content with minors or expose them to this content. We have set up a NSFW blog run by the adults on the moderation team if you insist on making NSFW content, but we much prefer to keep this event SFW

We ask for poly BeetleLands for this event, rather than cheating or other such dynamics. We want to encourage love and positivity, not betraying a partner with cheating.

While we adore ships like BeetleDeetzLands, this event focuses solely on BeetleLands. This is just to keep the event more focused and specific, for the mods and for the creators who participate.

We will only reblog properly tagged content, not just BeetleLands content in general. We want to highlight those who are participating and the content they’re creating for this event, please tag your content with the tag ‘BeetlelandsWeek2020’ or any variation of that and/or tag this blog directly for us to be able to see and boost your content!!

All versions of Beetlejuice & The Maitlands are welcome! If you wanna create some designs for the Maitlands in the 80s cartoon, that’s also welcomed! We don’t want to discourage any interpretation of the Maitlands or Beetlejuice, you’re free to make content of whatever media you prefer.

-Mod Purple

[chrisrambles]

So uh any ships from any fandoms you love

Yessssss! Best ask!

So we’ll start with all the Beetlejuice ones!

Musical:  Goldenbeetle/Beetlelands obviously! They’re so cuteeeee!

               Beetledeetzlands is also one I really enjoy! (Gee, Lydia! How come the universe let you have 6 parents!?)

Cartoon:  Clairelyds :D enemy’s to lovers babyyy!

And then a general one is [musical] Lydia x Wednesday Addams! :D

I don’t ship anything from the movie other than maybe BeetleTina! That one’s cute.

Alright! Now onto Megamind cause it’s taking over my life:

Megamind x Roxanne x Wayne (metroman)! Gosh I wish there was a ship name. Megaroxayne? Maybe.  i’m also down to see megarox (obviously) and Megamind x Wayne :D

Miraculous ladybug (last one for now, I swear) is complicated..

Of the love square between the two, I like MariChat the most

One I mildly mildly ship (it’s kinda more of a joke but the more I think about it, it’s not too bad) Is Marinette x Adrien x Kagami. I just- why love triangle when can love all, hm? Riddle me that!

But yeah those are some! Let me know if you want others (if so, let me know of which show!) :D

[chrisdoesanart]

HOLD THE BOY. CHERISH THE BOY. LOVE THE BOY.

Oh shit! Beetledeetzlands!? Yes indeed!

That ship is hella cute and I can draw what I want >:)

[edgarrallenhoee]

Ummmm I kinda forgot to awnser them last time but I wanna do head cannons or a short fic ? Ask (?) Box is open ! I write anything

[goftwinemoms]

sfw/nsfw headcanon time!

the discord server never sleeps, babey. with that said, this is gonna be a relatively long list, so buckle up.

again, no beetlebabes. only beetledeetzlands and variations of it.

with that, it’s go time.

SFW!

(a bunch of these are kinda like an interconnected au, but there’s also some random ones so)

cw warning: mentions of abuse! (i’m talking about beej’s past with juno, and it wasn’t a good one)

- beetlejuice returns about a month or so after the events of the musical. he strolls (read: heelys) in when everyone is in the living room one night, with a starbucks in hand. after a very long talk, he’s allowed to stay. (charles wants him Gone, lydia is kinda happy to have her friend back, the maitlands are just super iffy about him, and delia knows there’s more to him than they think)

- delia could see a lot of red flags for abuse in beetlejuice’s behavior. after they know each other a bit better, she confronts him about it. it’s a struggle, but he eventually starts talking to her about it.

- lydia helps beej try and convince charles and the maitlands that he’s not all that bad. (it kinda works, although there were definitely more than a few mishaps.)

- after a few weeks of sessions with delia, he eventually sits the members of the house down and opens up about it. (lydia hugs him A Lot)

- charles and the maitlands don’t instantly forgive him, but they at least see that he’s truly trying. (it also makes them all realize exactly why he had acted the way he did. didn’t excuse it, but they understood it a bit more.)

- slowly but surely, charles and the maitlands warm up to beetlejuice (with the maitlands really warming up to him, and realizing that the demon has a Very Large crush on them.)

- the demon in question quite definitely has a very big crush on the maitlands (and delia and charles, although he’s not about to let them figure that out. he would be Devastated if he lost delia as a friend, and/or set back his progress with charles)

- about 5 months after the demon comes back, him and the maitlands end up dating. it’s a very tentative thing in the beginning, but they realax into it soon enough. after they’re sure it’s not going to fall apart, they tell the deetzs

- lydia doesnt like to think about any of them in the context of dating (because,,,, ew that’s her ghost parents and best friend) but she loves all of them, and accepts their decision easily

- so do charles and delia! although charles is a bit confused about it in the beginning, seeing as the maitlands are married and he’s very used to monogamism, but he understands after they explain it a bit more.

- charles and delia finally have their wedding about a month after that! it’s really nice, and beetlejuice behaves because They Deserve It. (they also made him and adam best men, and barbara was the bridesmaid! beej exerted his powers to make them visible for the day.)

- a little while after this, let’s say about,,,, a year after beej has returned, the feelings are all over the place. delia and charles have talked about their feelings for the 3 ghosts (delia whole heartedly supports communication on everything in a relationship), and the 3 ghosts have talked about the same between themselves (aka the maitlands coax it out of beej because he’s been repressing it for a While)

- this all comes to a head after a month or so of the couples talking about the others. one night while lydia is babysitting sky overnight, delia makes them all sit down and talk it out. it’s a long talk, but they eventually all agree to try this thing out. much like beetlejuice and the maitlands, they keep it a secret from lydia until they’re sure the relationship isn’t going to splinter apart.

- lydia isn’t too surprised, and had honestly come to terms with the fact that all of them were gonna end up in some sort of relationship. (she’s just happy that all of the parents/whatever beej is in her life are happy)

- they make sure to keep everything PG if lydia is so much as within the vicinity of the house.

- adam eventually makes them all a bed big enough for them all, and they custom order a mattress big enough for it.

- charles does renovations to connect the guest room the maitlands and beej had been staying in, to his and delia’s room

- they also renovate the bathroom in their room in order to make the shower big enough for all of them, and have more counter space.

with that all squared away, NSFW time babey!

- beetlejuice and delia are definitely the kinkiest of all of them. they’re also really the only ones with experience with multiple partners, so they mostly take the lead in the beginning

- the first few times they do anything, it’s all very planned and “by the books”, and they also establish some boundaries before each time (ie. who is into what, what they’re willing to try, and what is a hard no, safe words, etc.)

- delia and beej slowly teach them to “go with their feels” as time goes on.

- the most awkward spots are definitely between charles and beetlejuice. however, they sit down and talk (and make out, and hook up) a few times in order to get past it.

- charles and barbara are usually the doms, beej and delia switch often, and adam usually is a sub (however, none of them are set in stone, they can all switch depending on how they/everyone else is feeling)

- ok so kinks specific to each of them. there’s more of them than these lists, or else it would go on for a very long time, but i’m just giving some highlights... for now ;) (this list in general is getting hella long but i have a lot of headcanons so,,,,)

- charles has a big thing with collars, choking and marking his partners, and having them mark him. (and a daddy kink) beej introduces him to pet play because of the whole collar thing, and he Loves It.

- for delia and beej, it would be easier to make a list of things they’re not into. however, both have a Huge thing for pegging (both giving and receiving in delia’s case) and both simultaneously have a praise and degradation kink (depends on the day, which they prefer more)

- however beetlejuice has like,,,,, big pet play kink (him and charles Own That) and he also has some more “nasty ones” (one of which is stuff while delia is on her time of the month. she ain’t complaining.)

- barbara has a very big with with pegging her partners, and also has a thing for lingerie (on herself and her partners.)

- fuck it, they all have a thing for pegging (it takes charles a while to actually admit to it though)

- adam has a big gagging kink, degradation, and dp. i said what i said.

- in general, they’re all huge voyeurs. the 3 ghosts have a lot more leeway since they can’t be seen, however.

- they use this to mess sround with delia and charles when they go out (without lydia obviously)

- charles is sitting in a meeting, and unbeknownst to everyone else, there are 3 ghosts Trying Their Best to get him riled up.

- also. beetleclones. let’s just say they have a lot of fun with them.

- beetlejuice used to work at dante’s inferno. he puts those skills to good use. (he and delia have a partner routine.)

- while it’s usually smooth sailing, safe words have been used. (one notable occasion was beetlejuice starting to have a panic attack. everything immediately stopped, and his partners showered him in affection until he calmed down enough to fall asleep. the next day, they all had a discussion about what had happened and how to prevent it in the future.)

- just,,,,, communication and consent man. sexy As Fuck.

- they all love each other, and no matter the kinky shit they all get into, they’re sticking together for a very long time to come.

aaaaaand i think that’s it. it got a bit long, but i really like some of these hcs. hope y’all like them as well!

[dontgotothenetherworld]

masterlist!

want to request something from me? check here first so you know what i’ll write!

want to read any of my series? it’s easier to navigate here.

fics:

 lydia x reader with dermatillomania [nov. 3, 2019]

lydia x reader, meeting the maitlands [nov. 3, 2019]

lydia x reader, finally meeting the juice man himself [nov. 5, 2019]

mama, we’re all gonna die (lydia x reader) [nov. 6, 2019]

nightmare (lydia x reader) [nov. 7, 2019]

 boo! (lydia x ghost!reader) [nov. 8, 2019]

hiccup! (lydia x reader) (requested by anon) [nov. 10, 2019]

 spending the night (lydia x reader) (requested by anon) [nov. 12, 2019]

 makeup (lydia x reader) (requested by @meangirlmurphy) [nov. 13, 2019]

cut lip (lydia x reader) [nov. 15, 2019]

going shopping (glinda x reader) [nov. 15, 2019]

 it’a alright, everything’s going to be alright (beetlejuice x reader) [nov. 17, 2019]

girlfriends, i hope (lydia x reader) [nov. 21, 2019]

garden day (barbara x reader) [nov. 23, 2019]

i care about you (glinda x reader) [nov. 24, 2019]

decorating for xmas (lydia x reader) [nov. 25, 2019]

garden day 2, significantly less garden (barbara x reader) [nov. 28, 2019]

disney movies (lydia x reader) [nov. 28, 2019]

sleepy (lydia x reader) (requested by @meangirlmurphy) [nov. 29, 2019]

thin mints (lydia x reader) [dec. 1, 2019]

relive your crimes (beetlejuice) [dec. 4, 2019]

crushing on lydia (lydia x reader) (requested by anon) [dec. 5, 2019]

gushing (lydia x reader) (requested by anon) [dec. 6, 2019]

that beautiful sound (lydia x reader) (requested by @bilastigirl) [dec. 6, 2019]

thin mints 2 (lydia x reader) [dec. 8, 2019]

demon!reader x lydia (requested by anon) [dec. 10, 2019]

relive your crimes p2 [dec. 13, 2019]

garden day 3, hardly any garden (barbara x reader) [dec. 16, 2019]

white elephant [dec. 17, 2019]

not good enough (lydia x reader) (requested by anon) [dec. 18, 2019]

demon!reader x lydia p2 [dec. 19, 2019]

break up (lydia x reader) [dec. 22, 2019]

lydia x superhero reader [dec. 22, 2019]

thin mints 3 (lydia x reader) [dec. 31, 2019]

questioning (beetlejuice x adam) (requested by anon) [dec. 31, 2019]

art class (lydia x reader) (requested by @boredomimi) [jan. 1, 2020]

hogwarts au! [jan. 3, 2020]

first girlfriend (jo x reader) [jan. 5, 2020] 

halo (jo x reader) [jan. 9, 2020]

garden day 4, surprisingly still some garden (barbara x reader) [jan. 11, 2020]

secret language (lydia x reader) [jan. 17, 2020]

ice cream (jo x reader) [jan. 19, 2020]

beetlejuice’s friend (adam x reader x barbara) (requested by anon) [jan. 28, 2020]

i didn’t know that’s how you felt (frankie x reader) (requested by anon) [feb. 2, 2020]

this is a date, right? (barbara x reader) (requested by anon) [feb. 9, 2020]

thin mints 4 (lydia x reader) [feb. 11, 2020]

pep rally (jo x reader) (requested by anon) [feb. 13, 2020]

my valentine’s anniversary (lydia x reader) (with @ravenwolfcooper) [feb. 15, 2020]

first date (frankie x reader) (requested by anons) [feb. 22, 2020]

how do i say i love you (phoenix x reader) (requested by anon) [feb. 23, 2020]

i myself am cruel and unusual (lydia) [feb. 29, 2020]

broken leg (lydia x reader) (requested by anon) [mar. 5, 2020]

just laugh at the funny number, sweetheart (nick x reader) [mar. 6, 2020]

first kiss (jo x frankie) (requested by @weirdokidontheblock) [mar. 9, 2020]

comfort (lydia x reader) (requested by anon) [mar. 8, 2020]

relive your crimes p3 [mar. 9, 2020]

but you’re always smiling (phoenix x reader) [mar. 12, 2020]

cuddles (beetlejuice x reader) (requested by anon) [mar. 13, 2020]

live (nessarose x reader) (requested by anon) [mar. 15, 2020]

live p2 (nessarose x reader) [mar. 16, 2020]

live p3 (nessarose x reader) [mar. 17, 2020]

mac ‘n’ cheese (jo x reader) (requested by anon) [mar. 19, 2020]

the trash (frankie x jo but it’s mostly frankie and nick sibling content) (requested by anon) [mar. 20, 2020]

love alarm au (nick x reader) [mar. 21, 2020]

the picture (lydia x reader) (requested by anon) [mar. 22, 2020]

corona isolation (jo x reader) (requested by anons) [mar. 23, 2020]

the perfect side kick (lydia x reader) [mar. 26, 2020]

thin mints 5 (lydia x reader) [mar. 28, 2020]

love alarm au 2 (frankie x phoenix) [apr. 4, 2020]

we’re not going to canada (jo x frankie) (requested by anon) [apr. 7, 2020]

you’re smart (nick x reader) (requested by anon) [apr. 9, 2020]

broken pinky (lydia x reader) (requested by anon) [apr. 11, 2020]

perfect (nick x reader) (requested by anon) [apr. 16, 2020]

boo! rewrite (lydia x reader) [apr. 23, 2020]

ap psychology (lydia x reader) (requested by anon) [jun. 5, 2020]

jealous (lydia x reader) (requested by anon) [jun. 7, 2020]

the cane or the apple (barb x reader) [jul. 24, 2020]

headcanons:

do you have any favorite headcanons for lydia? (requested by anon) [nov. 9, 2019]

 beetledeetzlands headcanons! [nov. 11, 2019]

beetlejuice characters & their preferred weapons [nov. 19, 2019]

 stuck in a loop hc [nov. 20, 2019]

headcanons about spending time with lydia (requested by @lieutenantg) [dec. 3, 2019]

lydia x cosplayer reader (requested by anon) [dec. 7, 2019]

lydia’s appearance headcanons [dec. 27, 2019]

beetledeetzlands at disney world (requested by anon) [feb. 18, 2020]

quarantined with lydia (requested by anon) [mar. 19, 2020]

my favorite beetlejuice headcanons (requested by anon) [mar. 28, 2020]

note: all lydia x reader fics have a femreader, bc lydia is a lesbian :)

another note: unless otherwise specified, x readers are with a reader the same age the fictional character :)

[soft-bug-bites]

Beetlelands!

For some reason the message won't show up when I try and answer, so I'll write it out 🤷

Anonymous asked: hey, could you do some goldenrat/beetlelands and/or beetledeetzlands HC and art? I love my poly babies 🥺

Yesss! Love me my poly ships 💜💜

I don't know enough about beetledeetzlands but I can do beetlelands!

It started when Adam kissed beetlejuice at the wedding

Beej couldn't stop thinking about it, about Adam, he was almost frustrated because there was no way it would happen, besides, he'd been sent back to the netherworld so he clearly wasn't wanted

He was scared because of all the shit he pulled on the Maitlands before, he regretted harassing them

He eventually talked to her about it, and she was accepting, but couldn't say she felt the same, she wasn't exactly over what beetlejuice had done

Although it turned out Adam couldn't stop thinking about it either, and he felt guilty because he was with Barbara right??

Also confused because why?? Why does he feel these things??

Almost a year after the incident, the Maitlands-Deetz household had a sit down, it may have been brief, but there was a certain appreciation for the demon

Lydia (and Adam, too, somewhat) practically beg for beetlejuice to be allowed back

Delia is willing to give a second chance, and Barbara and Charles are apprehensive but can see how much he is wanted back by the other two

Lydia summoned beetlejuice back, and he was so shocked?? And thrilled??

He also felt kinda apprehensive, cus like,, what if they were just gonna trick him again?

With help from Lydia and Delia, beej is able to open up to them all, becoming more friendly and less defensive

Barbara and Adam notice the shift in his behaviour, finding him rather sweet in his own way

Adam is falling hard, like, the object of some of his more recent fantasies (although he refuses to call them that) is becoming more and more like how he would imagine

Barbara finds herself catching feelings, too, starting to openly talk with Adam about how they feel about beetlejuice, or just talking about him like teenagers at a sleepover

Beej loves how the Maitlands are being so nice to him??

His hair starts going slightly pink when they do things for or with him

And then when they're just talking to him

And then when they're just around

… shit he totally fell for them

But there's no way they could love him back, right??

Other members of the household can see the awkward pining between the two parties, it's almost painful

FINALLY, they have a movie night, and the Maitlands are shy to encourage beetlejuice to sit between them, but he gets what they're asking

By the end of the first film they're cuddled up to each other, feeling equal parts flustered, hopeful and content

Beej is instant pink hair!!

They watch a cheesy rom-com to finish the night and Barbara just kinda let's slip a sleepy "mm I love you both so much"

Adam is mildly panicking, and Barbara barely noticed she said anything

"You- you do?"

Adam would pipe up about his feelings too and beej could just about explode he's so happy

That's the point she realised and blushed furiously "yeah, I do…"

They're super cute together

"Holy shit, you're serious? I love you too! Both of you!" He'd have a massive grin on his face

They actually manage to get him to take a bath!!

They find scars over his arms, torso and a bit of his face left by his mother, when all of the dirt is removed

Bathtime turns into cuddle time, blue hair beej showered in love and affection

They all switch turns being in the middle when sleeping or watching films

They never fight over who's turn it is, they just follow a rotation

Beej was doing alright for friendly touches from his few friends in the netherworld, plus Lydia and Delia

But god if he was starved of intimate touches

Things like hands on his thighs, waist, stomach, face, or just having someone to cuddle up with in soft moments

The Maitlands accidentally find out how much he loves those touches and how horny they can make him, when done right

GOD it feels good to write again, without the commitment of a full on fic- sorry the art took so long though 😅

I loved making these!! Wasn't sure how far to take it, so I made it mostly sfw

Thanks so much nonnie! Hope you liked it!