#lydia deetz headcanons

[blueycarpenter]

betelgeuse x lydia hcs pls 👀

Betelgeuse x Lydia Deetz HCs

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Betelgeuse with Lydia

follows her around EVERYWHERE - he's even followed her into the bathroom, where she had to physically push him out and tell him to go wait in the other room because waiting outside the door was a violation of her privacy.

will do literally anything to make her smile or laugh.

is very affectionate, even in inappropriate situations.

values physical contact/affection with her but doesn't do anything/touch anywhere she tells him not to.

plays dumb just to have her help him with random shit.

rarely refers to/calls her by name, everything is a pet name.

has licked her before, which grosses her out but amuses him.

Lydia with Betelgeuse

genuinely trusts him with her well-being, even if she acts like she can't stand him.

gets flustered when he gets too intimate with her (he's been known to cross some lines every now and then).

will deny any interest in him, however actions speak louder than words, and some things she does or lets him do proves her claim to be questionable to others observing. 🤔

keeps the playlist he made for her and listens to it from time to time.

the only things she can't bring herself to allow is kissing him, being held by him, and sleeping/making-out with him. the closest they got was being in the same bed and him insistent with having his arm around her, but she was very clear with boundaries.

would put her life on the line to protect him, if necessary.

not afraid to tell him off, snap at him, or boss him around. he listens of course.

Together

"I Know Places" by Taylor Swift is their theme (Beetlejuice Beetlejuice).

are ironically on the same page. a lot.

aside from the possession antics, they are impressive dance partners. can do a mean tango and improvise a separate dance style as well. 😜

are conscious of each other's well-being in abnormal situations.

would be the first to take care of each other if sick or injured.

typical extrovert x introvert energy. they shouldn't work, but they do.

are the type of duo to sporadically race each other up/down a hill or stairs, down the street, to a mutual destination, etc.

i love these two sm. thank you for requesting them!! 🩵

[myst1xx]

i cant choose between the headcanon that lydia used to dye her hair blonde because emily had blonde hair and she wanted to match and after she passed she let her natural black grow out

OR

her hair is naturally blonde and after emily passed she dyed it black because emilys hair was black and it makes her feel more connected to her

[the-marshals-wife]

Betelgeuse and Astrid "Death" Parallel

I'm not sure what else to call this observation/rambling, but I've been thinking a lot about the events of Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, and on my most recent viewing, I noticed something super satisfying about this scene. You know, other than the obvious.

We all know Beej is not one to turn down a deal, least of all when it involves his own self-interest. And of course, it's very advantageous for him to rescue the daughter of the woman whose heart he's trying desperately to win. But there's another delicious layer to him being the one to personally dispose of Jeremy Fraizer...

Betelgeuse knows exactly what it's like to be manipulated by love, only to then have your life taken from you.

Delores manipulated him under the guise of love to steal his life (and his soul) to gain immortality, the same way that Jeremy pretended to care for Astrid so that he could ultimately take her life for his own.

It's think pretty accurate to assume that neither Delores nor Jeremy felt anything genuine for their victims. They were a means to an end. But where Betelgeuse had to defend himself on his own, unable to reverse what had been done, Astrid was not alone. While she was preoccupied with running from the afterlife authorities, reuniting with her father, and getting some much-needed family closure, there was someone else looking out for her.

Enter our anti-hero.

We don't get any direct insight into Beej's thoughts on the Jeremy situation, but it probably struck a nerve for him. He would never admit it, but how could it not? We already know he's privy to Rory's manipulation of Lydia and is eager to expose him, but this is not about a toxic, gold-digging relationship. This is literally life and death. It follows that he would be just as if not more upset to learn that a murderous wolf in sheep's clothing was trying to kill Lydia's daughter, especially given the nature of his own death.

(I mean c'mon, he used his one PG-13 ordained f-bomb on the guy. I think it's safe to say he felt pretty strongly about Jeremy's villainy.)

We all know how it plays out in the end, but I think it's rather poetic that Beej is able to avenge his 'would-be stepdaughter' and save her from a devious scheme very similar to the one that he fell prey to.

He couldn't get his own life back from Delores (though arguably he does, at least metaphorically, in the finale), but he was able to give Astrid back hers.

So there you have it. Now that I see the parallels, it's ten times more vindicating that Betelgeuse was the one that got to send that slimeball to hell. And let's be honest: Beej would probably agree.

[potatooni]

Beetlejuice 3 should be fucked up

This might sound a bit off, but if they make a Beetlejuice 3 it should be an wince inducing highly problematic romantic comedy with Beetlejuice actually properly courting Lydia and her going for it. Why? Because it'd be a great parody of all those gothic horror questionable romance stories like Phantom Of The Opera. Think about it: Lydia could be like "oh, you want me?" * pulls BJ down by his tie * "then work for it!" in a passive-aggressive dismissive way but then Beetlejuice actually earnestly tries to appeal to her and somehow it works and Lydia decides to actually give him a chance wich would lead into a just absolutely bizarre mockery of a Hallmark romance movie, all the while the audience goes from one mood whiplash to another as they alternate between "oh, this is so sweet" and "good lord Lydia NO! don't snuggle up to that freak" in the same scene. Astrid would spend almost the entire movie in perpetual schock at what is transpiring before her eyes as her 50 to 60 year old mother is making out with that nasty ghoul as if he's a hot vampire hunk.

Wouldn't even be too outlandish for the franchise. Afterall, the first movie was a haunted house story and the second one a soap opera family and relationship drama, so why not make the third one just a super questionable romance?

[dexstoner]

Cartoon

Old Movie

Recent Movie

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Okay so, decided to design all versions of Beetlejuice n Lydia Deetz from each franchise ( that I am aware off... )

Of course these are all headcanon like designs so they don't all look too similar to it, Oh! Speaking of headcanon! Here is my headcanon sexualities for them just in case

[cokabean]

hey guys guess whos back with a new hyperfix (me its me and the hyperfix is betelgeuse)

[kyuuumie]

random sfw beetlebabes headcanons ( ◕▽◕)

headcanons below the cut (๑◕◡◕๑)

🪲 - beetlejuice often doesn’t understand normal relationship conventions (like boundaries), but lydia takes it in stride and teaches him gently.

🕷️ - when lydia feels down or lonely, beetlejuice often reminds her that he’ll always be there, “literally forever,” in his own darkly humorous way.

🪲 - beetlejuice takes lydia on spontaneous “dates” exploring strange corners of the neitherworld, like haunted graveyards or surreal ghost markets.

🕷️ - lydia loves beetlejuice's morbid jokes, and she matches his wit with her own deadpan sarcasm. they thrive on snarky banter. lydia's sharp, clever remarks keep beetlejuice on his toes, and he loves that she can match his energy.

🪲 - beetlejuice is fiercely protective of lydia. he may be insane normally, but he’ll go to extremes if anyone tries to hurt or upset her.

🕷️ - lydia has a strange ability to calm beetlejuice down when he gets too wild, sometimes by just giving him a deadpan look or a quiet word.

🪲 - beetlejuice is obsessed with lydia’s dark, gothic style and often compliments her on how “dead” she looks.

🕷️ - the maitlands constantly worry about lydia’s relationship with beetlejuice, but they can see how much she brightens up when he’s around.

🪲 - beetlejuice can be possessive of lydia, but she’s quick to remind him that she doesn’t belong to anyone, and he grudgingly respects that.

🕷️ - they bond over their love for the strange and unusual, collecting creepy trinkets and weird objects for lydia's room and beetlejuice’s lair.

🪲 - beetlejuice encourages lydia to embrace her wild side and break rules, while she occasionally tries to keep him from going too far.

🕷️ - lydia’s already gothic wardrobe takes on a new twist with beetlejuice's influence. she incorporates his black-and-white stripes into her outfits, and he occasionally wears accessories she picks out, like a black lace cravat.

🪲 - beetlejuice loves showing off for lydia, whether it’s by pulling pranks on other ghosts or creating over-the-top visual spectacles just to see her smile.

🕷️ - lydia is the voice of reason in their relationship, reminding beetlejuice when to dial back the mayhem (though she doesn’t mind some chaos).

🪲 - beetlejuice writes lydia strange, ghostly love letters that appear in her journal or on her walls, written in creepy fonts or made of shadow. she keeps them all in a secret journal.

🕷️ - they bicker all the time, but it’s in good fun. lydia rolls her eyes at beetlejuice’s over-the-top antics, and he loves how unimpressed she can be.

🪲 - beetlejuice attempts to woo lydia with morbid gifts, like a bouquet of dead roses or skull-shaped candies, which lydia finds oddly sweet.

🕷️ - lydia’s calm, introspective nature has a positive influence on beetlejuice. while he’s still mischievous, he sometimes finds himself considering her feelings before acting.

🪲 - though he’s loud and brash, beetlejuice has a soft spot for lydia, and when they’re alone, he sometimes drops his over-the-top persona and lets himself be vulnerable with her.

🕷️ - they both thrive in the dark, often staying up all night together, discussing strange topics or watching the moonlight over the cemetery.

🪲 - when the mood strikes, they’ll have impromptu dances under the moonlight or in spooky, abandoned places, often to eerie, old-fashioned music that beetlejuice conjures up.

🕷️ - while lydia knows beetlejuice is far from perfect, she won’t tolerate anyone else badmouthing him. if anyone insults him, she’ll immediately come to his defense.

🪲 - beetlejuice can get ridiculously jealous, even of inanimate objects that take up lydia’s attention—he might grumble if she spends too much time with her photography or reading instead of him.

🕷️ - while lydia enjoys quiet, solitary activities like photography and art, beetlejuice constantly interrupts, bored, and drags her into wild ghostly antics. she indulges him just to get some peace later.

🪲 - their relationship is filled with playful pranks on each other, like beetlejuice turning into a shadowy figure to scare lydia, only for her to casually throw salt at him, unimpressed.

[xxx-theartofsuicide-xxx]

Headcanon: Betelgeuse somehow beyond their notice orchestrated the Maitlands finding the loophole that allowed them to move on. This gets them out of the way so that they are no longer obstacles on his path to Lydia.

Convenient indeed.

[ur-fav-is-autistic]

Lydia Deetz from Beetlejuice is Autistic!

[herefortheships]

Just a little stepdad!Betelgeuse and stepdaughter!Astrid idea/headcanon for you tonight:

Imagine Astrid came back with ghostly powers from the Netherworld after BJBJ, like we've been speculating here recently, and, with Lydia unable (or unwilling??) to help her navigate this one power in particular, she resorts to calling Betelgeuse for help. That power: remote possession of the living, just like the Maitlands did, and just like Betelgeuse did in BJBJ.

I can understand why Lydia would want Astrid to push this one down. One thing's a ghost taking over another person, but a living person making other living people move to her will? Kinda scary! It could go wrong in so many ways! Lydia would probably struggle to come to terms with it, at least for a while. And that's why this idea is so interesting to me, tbh! There's a lot there to explore: questions of morality, "just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should", etc.

Astrid takes no shit from no one, but she does have some students "bullying" her at school that get on her nerves. What other perfect targets to practice her new powers on? 😂 Imagine the chaotic duo of Betelgeuse and Astrid controlling the people who bully Astrid at school with their ghosty powers, both of them hiding in the bushes dressed in camo outfits, staring with binoculars from afar while their targets make complete fools out of themselves. Betelgeuse doesn't exactly have a moral compass to think "these are just kids, shouldn't mess with them like this", and that's exactly why Astrid thinks "yep, he's the only one who can really help me learn to use this power". Anyway, that'd be totally hilarious. Wait until Lydia finds out what they're up to. lol

No, but, hear me out, what if Astrid goes dark side with these new powers and THEN Lydia and Beej have to work together to get her back? And Beej almost sacrifices himself (or sacrifices something important to him... gonna have to think that one over, but hear me out), he has to sacrifice something and do everything he can to right this wrong. He did help Astrid out, and things went horribly wrong and it's mostly his fault. He goes above and beyond to save her and it finally shows without any doubt that his actions are not selfish; that he really does love Lydia and her family.

Anyway, going way too cartoon plot with this last part, maybe, but I love this idea. 😂

[afterthefuneral]

My random Beetlejuice headcanons

It's taken me a few days to write the next chapter of my fic, because it has very heavy content. I'm breaking for a moment with some of my headcanons that I've used in my fics. Some are a bit spicy so be warned:

He's a dangerous driver because he doesn't respect laws nor fears death.

Don't you dare talk badly about Lydia online or he WILL troll you into the next dimension! His roasts are legendary, and his Twitter is fire.

Under normal circumstances, Beetlejuice is the kind of guy who views sex as a race to the finish where the woman loses. "A female orgasm isn't necessary for reproduction. If God doesn't care, why should I?" But when it comes to Lydia, he's a very generous lover and always wants to make sure she has a good time before he does.

He always views Astrid as his daughter, without a shadow of a doubt. And he's willing to do anything to bond and win her favor. Including going to environmental protests with her or scaring bullies at school.

He either sleeps nude or wears boxers with the Batman logo printed on them.

When he's at the urinal he drops his pants to his ankles so everyone can see his hairy, moldy ass and it makes everyone in the bathroom super uncomfortable.

Lydia makes him shower to wash the mold and grave dirt off him, but it grows back the next day.

His "juice" glows in the dark, is off green, and tastes like that Beetlejuice Fanta. He can make it taste like anything, but he thinks that rancid apple flavor is appealing to Lydia. It isn't.

One body part has sandworm stripes and measures at 7.5 inches. He can also change the curve and other wacky shit.

He has mommy issues resulting in letting dark haired fair skinned women dominate him in bed.

He has an eclectic taste in music, but if you ask him his response is "Honey, I listen to anything that gets me laid."

He prefers his women "all natural" since he came from a time where ladies didn't shave anything.

Lydia is absolutely CRAZY about his blonde body hair, and she jokingly calls him "blondie" which he hates.

If he's home alone he has no problems walking around the house naked. He views his body as "God's gift to women."

Totally willing to do it in public situations, like when Lydia's at work or in the backseat of the car.

Read my fics here if so inclined.

[blueycarpenter]

Lydia Deetz HCs

teenager // post-Beetlejuice

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would have nightmares of/about Betelgeuse and be awoken and comforted by Barbara & Adam

learned how to play the piano 

grew distant with Delia and Charles for a short period of time, where she rarely interacted or talked to them outside of having dinner together when she was forced to

started seeing ghosts wherever she went, some of which terrified her. she’d end up in the counselor’s office at school due to outbursts of “visions”

she was bullied in school because of it, and when she refused to go to therapy recommended by her parents and teachers, Delia forced her to get out of the house and spend time with other girls in her classes as a distraction

Lydia found that the type of ghosts she sees (how scary or non-scary they look) vary based on her emotional state. Barbara & Adam were the only ones that ever stay consistent through them all

on one of the days Lydia was with the girls group, they locked her in a closet with a light switch on the outside and repetitively turned the lights on and off as a joke to her seeing ghosts. every time the lights came on, Lydia would see a new ghost, and because she was stressed, anxious, and panicked, all those that appeared were violently and/or gruesomely presented

she never trusted anyone after that, aside from her parents and the Maitlands. And then she met Richard…

adult // post-Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

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growls at people. i don’t make the rules

midnight is the earliest she goes to sleep. she may “go to bed” around 10:00 but she’ll always be awake at least until midnight. Astrid knows this and consistently goes into her room just to talk, even after midnight

she and Astrid get much closer as mother and daughter. like that wasn’t obvious

isn’t scared of much in regards to ghosts or demons, but she still can’t stand snakes, since Beetlegeuse’s rattlesnake mutant from her adolescence. she knows it was him, but that thing’s fucking terrifying

is very welcoming of who Astrid brings home, but has the over-protective instinct of seeing and hearing everything, even when the teens don’t think she does

she exploits, embarrasses, and calls Astrid out for shits and giggles

she’s prefers cats to dogs. she makes friends with all the feral cats around, especially the black ones 

is always down for a Halloween movie night!

actually kinda misses Betelgeuse every now and then but refuses to admit it

[lirarey]

Okay, I looked up the height difference between Winona Ryder and Michael Keaton... It's about 14 cm (~5,5 inches). This means that Beetlejuice is about half a head taller than Lydia. And I imagined cute headcanons.

Of course, when kissing you can just lean in/extend your neck, but that's too easy. But what about "Spider-Man Kiss"? Imagine Lydia going about her daily business with Beetlejuice following her around, constantly teasing her. At one point she can't take it anymore and throws her head back, dreaming of at least hitting him. And it turns out to be as close as possible to his face. Beetlejuice sees Astrid passing by, gives Lydia a quick kiss, and flies off into the air laughing. Astrid shakes her head, smiling involuntarily. Lydia can't help but smile, too.

You know that situation when you can't reach the top shelf? Beetlejuice is always ready to help Lydia and just lift her up, but she doesn't agree because Beetlejuice really likes to bury his nose in her neck and not let go. I don't know, but for some reason it seems to me that he really loves hugs.

Oh yeah, hugs. I don't remember if it was canon that ghosts themselves are cold? Because at this point Beetlejuice likes to warm up with her hugs. Sometimes Lydia has moments of fatigue when she just doesn't know what to do next. At first, Beetlejuice tries to amuse her with all sorts of jokes (okay, throwing Rory's things off the balcony was funny), but if that doesn't help, he snaps his fingers. A soft chair appears... and a bunch of flying candles in the shape of Beetlejuice himself. Okay, I think I overdid it. BUT IMAGINE HER SITTING AND HIS HEAD LAYING ON HER SHOULDER. Sorry, I love fluff too much and I'm afraid of misinterpreting the characters-

And a few more thoughts without reference to height. Astrid often jokingly refers to Beetlejuice as her stepfather, mentioning that they're quite similar. For a long time, Lydia couldn't imagine herself with him even as a couple, but Beetlejuice's concern for Astrid helped her change her mind. In the end, they made a pretty good family.

Beetlejuice would probably like to live a little longer. It's not my idea, but he could marry Lydia so he can become human and grow old with her. Lydia definitely won't believe that he's willing to lose everything he had in the Afterlife.

[tori-gama]

Well my gf made me post this lol

BEETLEJUICE TICKLE HEADCANONS

Enjoy (~˘▾˘)~

Adam:

• Totally switch

• He often has a Lee mood, but he can't ask anyone but Barb to help him. Lydia just refuses.

• BUT, if he's in a ler mood Barbara is the first in line to be "tortured."

• Tickly neck kisses for his wife!!

• Small teasing "look how adorable you are."

• Damn gentle. SO GENTLE.

• Just squeezes lightly here and there to make someone squeal.

• She's basically ler, but with Adam she allows herself to be a lee.

Barbara:

• She has a charmingly squeaky laugh.

• Gently teasing ler. Something like "Oh, look at you.. so cute." (she mean it, she doesn't say this because she wants to embarrass you)

• The worst spot is her sides.

• She is soft but playful in her movements. She moves slowly from spot to spot.

• She nuzzles Adam. (And she knows perfectly well how ticklish he is)

• Sometimes she tries to tickle Lydia, but it ends with "don't touch me, otherwise I'll find a way to banish you."

• Aftercare!! She gently strokes your head and just sits/lies next to you.

• This guy is ruthless.

Beetlejuice:

• Most likely it started by accident when he tried to grope you (if you are a girl) and you laughed.

• "Ooohoh babe, look atcha, I've touched a soft spot."

• Absolutely chaotic. He doesn't care what he does, no tenderness, he just squeezes and Pinches you wherever he can: sides, ribs, knees, everywhere. He just doesn't want to use other techniques because it's just fun for him to see you squirming around trying to cover the place on your body that he just pinched.

• Let's just remember that he can revive objects around him. You think he won't take advantage of it?

• Lydia is his main target, but sometimes he teases Adam and Barbara.

• He loves it when someone squeaks or screams.

• He himself is almost not tickled because no one dared or just does not want to..

• If someone tries, they will have a funny reaction. Like, "Damn, what are you doing? But I'm being touched by a fucking girl right now.. UGH". If you are a man, then he will have only 1 option.

• Most likely, it will just make you stop. He will literally make you.

• A damn loud and snorty laugh.

• "Babe sta-AHAHAP"

[potatooni]

Beetlejuice and the consequences of marriage

Okay so, I've been thinking about what exactly would happen if Lydia, or any living person really, would get married to the juice man for realsies.

It's already established that BJ would be able to freely roam the realm of the living afterwards but what would happen to his spouse? Given the nature of the setting there could actually be dire consequences for them. In BJBJ we learn that one way for a ghost to return to live is for a mortal to take their place in the great beyond so Jeremy, who really doesn't care about anyone but himself, tricks Astrid into giving herself up for that. So I don't think in the case of marriage that the living person would be send to the great beyond perse but there would be a displacement regardless. I think if BJ and Lydia were to have a legally binding marriage it would turn into a kind of Hades and Persephone thing with Lydia getting trapped in the Netherworld while Beetlejuice can just roam freely and cause chaos at this hearts content. Sure, not exactly like the myth but somewhat in the same vein. Effectively her becoming a sort of placeholder for BJ within the confines of the afterlife. Like putting a towel on a pool chair to claim it. Furthermore, if we go by the Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian script, it could also lead to him becoming waaaaayyy more powerful than he already is. Granted in that script he unleashes his full potential before the knot is legally tied but I'd like to imagine that not marrying him would be the same as keeping godzilla under lock and key. I also could see it happening that he'd straight up put Lydia in a large cartoony cage with his shrinkers guarding her but when he comes back to make out with her he'll just find one of them inside of said cage wearing the red dress because she escaped and put him there as a distraction. Beetlejuice is not a good person and one shouldn't feel sorry about him having his wedding be thwarted twice.

[my-hybrid-moments]

hey tumblr!!!

i've been so bored recently and looking to get back into writing a bit

what i'll write:

fluff 🩷

smut ❤️‍🔥

angst 🖤

dating headcanons 🩵

literally anything as long as i'm chill w it

people/fandoms i'll write for:

jackass (johnny k, bam m, ryan d, chris p, spike j) (PLEASE request spike i <3 him sm)

beetlejuice (musical bj/alex b, film adam, barbara) (will NOT write bj x lydia bc ew)

blink 182 (tom d, mark h, travis b)

james mcavoy + characters

marvel (mcu, x-men etc)

hazbin hotel (adam, sir pentious)

andy samberg + characters

mcfly (danny j, dougie p, tom f, harry j)

honestly anything as long as i have a vague idea of who/what it is and i'm chill w it

will be posting some stuff soon !!!