#dumb ideas

[roullette4]

Puzzleshipping as porcupine (hedgehog 🦔?? IDK THE DIFFERENCE), their hair sometimes reminds me of spike and I can't get it out of my head 💔

[onebadnoodle]

[WEAPONIZED PANTS] they're like pants but can kill

[sara-the-wizard]

Requests :)

Go to my ask box and write down the most reckless or dumb idea you can think of that Leo would do with the wheelchair.

And I will make a doodle for it!

Ya know, something like this!

Oh this could be fun! :)

Have fun! Lord bless you!

[justaladyiguess]

Jax 001 Theory AKA An almost definitely wrong TADC theory

I thought it was weird that they gave specific attention to Jax seeing the license plate. Like, there's a whole shot dedicated it. And it doesn't serve much of a purpose. I guess it lets us know that this is Jax's car? But it's in the episode. A full shot dedicated to seeing him notice it. A full shot dedicated to the plate itself.

And there's a shot afterwards of him reacting to it. Not even a particularly comedic shot. It feels more in line with his reaction to Kaufmo's funeral in episode 2.

True, it could be him reacting to the awful adventure he just had, but we just had a scene where his smile turned into a scowl. And, you know, pretty much the rest of the episode. Or it could be him reacting to the absurdity of the license plate, but considering the day to day adventures Caine creates, this seems a bit tame to get any reaction from him.

So that gets me wondering, does the license plate have any significance? The number at the top right could be some sort of reference. But it's the 001 that intrigued me. It's typically a number given to the first of something. Maybe even the first person to come to the circus?

Instantly the idea sounded ridiculous (because it is, this theory is almost definitely wrong). I mean, Jax himself said that Kinger had been here the longest. But take a look back at what he actually said.

"Supposedly been here the longest"

At first glance, this seems to mean that Jax can't be sure who's been here the longest. Which makes sense when you consider Kinger's memory issues and all the circus members who have abstracted. And, let's be real, this is probably what the line means. But if you'll let me be delusional for a second, there's another way to read this line.

What if Jax means that everyone assumes Kinger had been there the longest? But he knows it's not true because he's been there the longest?

For most characters, it wouldn't make sense for them to be purposefully vague with their wording. But this is Jax. It's completely in character for him to keep things from the other circus members for no reason. In the first episode alone he kept his supply of keys and Kaufmo's abstraction a secret. Jax will lie about pretty much everything, and he's pretty good at it too.

Further delusions can also be found in episode one. When Pomni tries take her headset off, Jax says this.

Could it be that Jax knows the circus members all tried to take off their headsets because he was there when they did it? Again, probably not. This is the weakest piece of evidence I have, but I figured I'd include it anyway.

And that would explain a fair bit of his behavior. Jax seems more comfortable in the circus than any of them. He has access to keys. He's only momentarily surprised by Kaufmo abstracting. He's incredibly jaded. He seems bored with the adventures, deliberately causing chaos to get them off track (his hijinks on the syrup truck, sucking up the ghost in the mansion, and trying to dunk Ragatha in the oil). It almost reads like a gamer who's played the game a thousand times and is trying anything to make it interesting.

Again, I'm fully aware that this probably isn't the case. I'd say there's a 0.01% chance that this will be confirmed in any capacity whatsoever. It will almost definitely be disproved. But until then, I thought this would be a fun idea. Maybe it'd be a good fic.

But hey, that's just a theory...

A DIGITAL CIRCUS THEORY!

and cut.

[ofdionysus]

Let ovulation brain take over and rode my boyfriend bareback. Leaned down and whispered “fuck me…fill me…put a baby in me” and before I could even cringe he instantly came so hard HIS legs were shaking. Hell yeah sir got you figured out.

[borealwrites]

I see your (general) “Kakashi expects children to be half as smart as he was at that age” AU and raise you a “Kakashi thinks children are way dumber than they actually are” AU. His only in-person experiences with pre genin are himself, a year at the academy, and Naruto.

So he’s convinced that Iruka is some kind of god for wrangling 17 half-feral children (and Naruto) into real human beings who can read and write and use chopsticks and deadly weapons. Yes, clan children probably learn a bit before, but still.

Kakashi: can’t believe you taught them almost everything they know

Iruka: I didn’t??

Kakashi: I watched you turn 18 hellions into mostly functional members of society

Iruka: most of my kids were well behaved

Kakashi: they absolutely were not, I once saw baby Shino bite Chouji and Hinata took out Gai’s kneecaps because he stood still long enough for her to catch him

[potatooni]

Beetlejuice 3 should be fucked up

This might sound a bit off, but if they make a Beetlejuice 3 it should be an wince inducing highly problematic romantic comedy with Beetlejuice actually properly courting Lydia and her going for it. Why? Because it'd be a great parody of all those gothic horror questionable romance stories like Phantom Of The Opera. Think about it: Lydia could be like "oh, you want me?" * pulls BJ down by his tie * "then work for it!" in a passive-aggressive dismissive way but then Beetlejuice actually earnestly tries to appeal to her and somehow it works and Lydia decides to actually give him a chance wich would lead into a just absolutely bizarre mockery of a Hallmark romance movie, all the while the audience goes from one mood whiplash to another as they alternate between "oh, this is so sweet" and "good lord Lydia NO! don't snuggle up to that freak" in the same scene. Astrid would spend almost the entire movie in perpetual schock at what is transpiring before her eyes as her 50 to 60 year old mother is making out with that nasty ghoul as if he's a hot vampire hunk.

Wouldn't even be too outlandish for the franchise. Afterall, the first movie was a haunted house story and the second one a soap opera family and relationship drama, so why not make the third one just a super questionable romance?

[capwolfbane]

What if there was an open-ish world time loop game like Majora's Mask but it's all a prep phase.

You get infinite loops through some amount of days to collect things do quests, learn what and where everything is (basically Majora's Mask) but at the end (or whenever you're ready) you get one final day to "do the thing". Whatever the thing is. Not like one final loop/set of days. An extra, unknown, day where you have to use what you've learned but can't rely on things being the same.

I hope I'm not the only person who thinks that would be cool.

[yourlocalxiaosimp]

Aros, Aces, and Aroaces (and aspec people in general) who don’t wanna date, I have an idea

What if we all made one giant polycule to use as an answer when people ask why we don’t wanna date? We don’t have to actually do anything, it’d just be like a massive unspoken agreement

I do accept constructive criticism at this time

[mananabuffins]

Story where the first few chapters are about a prince who's like third in line for the throne training to become a knight and there's a bunch of flowery poetic fluff about how a knight has to be One with his Sword and it's an extension of his body and soul and all that, and honestly it's a bit overdone

but then they suddenly become like first in line and can't be in a vulnerable position of being a knight anymore, and instead gets assigned a knight as protection, and suddenly all those lines about the Boy and his Blade start to have a lot more meaning

[sleeplesssmol]

Pasta Problems

Schneider and Pavia are teaching Sonetto how to make different kinds of pastas with filling inside. Vertin is allowed to help (she likes being included in activities even if she has no idea what she's doing) since it's not dangerous, but they don't let her anywhere near the stove or boiling water.

She's good with her hands and she folds perfect pasta without disturbing the filling. When asked about her secret she answers as such:

"Frogs and lizards are delicate creatures. You need to treat them with care so you don't hurt them. It's kinda the same thing."

She nearly gets exiled from the kitchen for daring to compare pasta to frogs, but she is spared due to her excellent work.

For now.

Vertin manages to fit the most filling in her's despite making standard sized pasta. Suitcase logic. There's more room on the inside.

Sonetto's pasta is uniform, symmetrical, with excellent presentation.

Pavia's are are slightly bigger than the others and are sweeter than traditional pasta.

Schneider's has the best flavor because she uses secrets passed down from her mother. Family secrets stay within the family. Guess you'd have to marry her and become her family to learn them.

That or Schneider ate a lot of pasta, but didn't do a lot cooking since she was the breadwinner. She knows what it's supposed to taste like though.

I haven't decided which version I like more yet.

[devileater2]

[zechiki]

"I promise to be a good son! Just please.. please let me stay.."

Hahaha god I love to make him cry

Crescent belongs to @lunnar-chan

Some more lore stuff and other ramblings below:

I am genuinely obsessed with this story I made up for him AAAA-

anyway here is some nonsense about it:

After arriving into the universe he saw through the mirror, he has been living the happiest time of his life. He doesn't need to stay strong all the time, he could let his guard down and be himself. He was actually cared about, not only by his friend Luna but by the different versions of his parents too. For once he was something more than an accident, something more than a possible weapon.. He was a friend, a brother and most importantly.. a son. It was like living in a dream. A dream he never wanted to wake up from.

The second they were considering helping him back home he panicked. He didn't want to leave. He was desperate not to. After avoiding the topic for so long and prolonging his return, he eventually just couldn't take it anymore. He broke down into tears and just begged..

a very quick something something lmao

god I love Crescent. My baby

I just wanna:

I don't know if any of what I am writing or drawing is even good or not. It's just some dumb ideas I came up with. Most of the stuff in this post was done while being really lightheaded and out of it. haha-

[conlangcrab]

Conlang challenge: translate Caramelldansen into ur conlags

[sukuna-ryo]

I really really wanna see a talk show that's really just Sukuna versus Regina George. It would be so entertaining 😭😭

[axelboneboy]

Walk with me