#because....life idk

[loisroo]

Jwds - there was only one bed (it's a classic for a reason ok im sorry)

thank you thank youuuu anon!!!!!!! 🖤 don’t be sorry— you are 100% correct, it’s a classic and I love a one bed scenario!!

for my prompts post

“Hyung!”

Kwon Hyuk smirks at the irritation he can hear in Joo Won’s outburst but carefully schools his expression when he turns towards his angry brother’s voice.

Oh yes, Joo Won was very angry.

Joo Won’s jaw was clenched tightly together, matching his fists at his sides. Hyuk feigns innocence and raises an eyebrow, “Han Joo Won, what are you yelling about so soon into the trip? We just got here 15 mins ago.”

Joo Won’s nostrils flare and he takes a deep breath, “Why is Lee Dong Sik in my hotel room?”

Hyuk stares at Joo Won in mock confusion, “What do you mean? He’s your roommate.”

Joo Won takes another deep breath and then harshly breathes out of his nose. He steps forward, a hand raised towards Kwon Hyuk but then he suddenly drops it. He folds his arms together in front of him instead and gives the prosecutor an unimpressed look.

“But why are we roommates and why is there only one bed?”

Hyuk raises an eyebrow, “I mean these tickets were given to me for free, I wasn’t going to argue about beds and rooms.”

The irritation in Joo Won’s eyes grows even more and Kwon Hyuk almost thinks Joo Won is going to stamp his foot in frustration.

“Joo Won, I’m sorry it’s not perfect but you and Dong Sik are friends right? You two can share a room for a few nights…”

Joo Won’s ears turn a little pink and he scowls at Hyuk, “Of course, we are friends—“

Hyuk grins and slaps Joo Won on the shoulder, cutting him off before he can continue, “then there’s no issues right? Let’s go look at the pool.”

Joo Won scoffs at him and walks away stubbornly, mumbling under his breath.

Hyuk sort of forgets about the whole thing once he’s in the water surrounded by bright skies and warm sunlight. Ji Hoon and Ji Hwa join him not too long after and they plan a place to go for dinner.

Joo Won still seems annoyed with him at dinner but mellows out the more Dong Sik laughs and teases him. The blush is almost permanent as well as the soft smile that Hyuk has never had the privilege of receiving. The way Joo Won just seems to relax into himself with Dong Sik is the reason Hyuk went through all the trouble to plan this trip.

And he has a bet with Ji Hwa that the idiots would confess soon.

They leave just as the restaurant is closing, all of them stumbling and slightly tipsy as they walk back to their hotel. Hyuk purposely bumps into Joo Won and smirks when he knocks into Dong Sik and the older man catches him. Dong Sik chuckles softly, close to Joo Won's face, "Look at our Inspector Han tripping over himself, did you have too much to drink?"

Joo Won's face is red and Hyuk grins at the way his adoptive brother seems to have forgotten all the words. He stares up at Dong Sik for a moment longer and the older man stares back, fondness and humor in his eyes.

Ji Hwa clears her throat aggressively and Joo Won jumps a little before righting himself and letting go of his grip on Dong Sik's jacket. He clears his throat and clenches his fists at his side, "No, I...I just tripped."

Dong Sik hums and brushes invisible dirt off Joo Won's broad shoulders, lingering slightly before dropping his hands and Kwon Hyuk wants to scream at the idiots. They loved each other so much it was painful to watch.

But he has a plan and he wont deviate from it now.

So Hyuk yawns dramatically, "Oh i cant wait to get into my comfy bed."

Ji Hwa shoots him a questioning look and he grins back at her, "What? How are the beds in your rooms?"

Ji Hoon smiles wide, the one of them that is actually very tipsy, "I took a nap on mine while Noona was taking a shower and settling in, it's a little hard but I wont have any trouble sleeping."

Hyuk sees the way Joo Won refuses to look up so he looks at Dong Sik, "And yours?"

Dong Sik raises an eyebrow but smiles slightly as he turns to look at Joo Won, "I haven't been able to try it out yet."

If Hyuk wasn't so close he would have missed the breathy exhale that leaves Joo Won's mouth. He hums at Dong Sik's answer and watches as Joo Won fidget with the ends of his jacket.

They make it back to the hotel eventually, the entire walk spent keeping Ji Hoon vertical and Hyuk continuously talking about his bed waiting for him in his hotel room. Both Ji Hwa and Dong Sik look confused by his continued monologue but Joo Won didn't lift his head the entire way back, which Hyuk counts as a win.

They make it back to their floor and Dong Sik uses the key card to open his and Joo Won's room as the younger man stands awkwardly behind him.

Just as Dong SIk walks into the room, Hyuk snags Joo Won and leans in closely to whisper, "Don't forget to help Dong Sik test out the bed."

He takes advantage of Joo Won's shock and slips into his room before Joo Won can recover, he pops his head out and smiles at Joo Won, "Dont forget to tell Dong Sik you are a cuddler."

That seems to be enough to get Joo Won to respond but Hyuk slams the door in his face before he can and grins as he walks to the bathroom to take a shower.

The next day, Hyuk is getting breakfast when Dong Sik appears next to him. He looks up from his coffee and smiles, opening his mouth to speak but gets distracted by the bruises on Dong Sik's neck.

Dong Sik smirks at him when he realizes what Hyuk has focused on, "Thanks for the help, Prosecutor Kwon. It seems your "only one bed" plan worked."

Hyuk blinks a few times before the grin overtakes his face, "He couldn't keep his hands to himself could he?"

Dong Sik bark out a laugh, "He's a cuddler."

[symphonyofsilence]

Let the poor man rest.

[heavenbarnes]

thinking about your older bf!simon that cannot cope with being far from you.

when you’re in the shower, he’s sat on the lid of the toilet on his phone (watching those rug cleaning videos) enjoying your faint singing under the stream of water, the smell of your body wash on the cloud of steam- ready to pass you a towel or get your back.

when you’re at your desk, working from home or studying, he’s just on the other side of it reading the paper with one outstretched leg tangled with both of yours. he’s dead quiet when you’re on a call, just happy to be around.

when you’re doing laundry, collecting the clothes in the hamper and crouching to stuff them into the washer- turning around and accidentally colliding with a thick wall of muscle.

“sorry, love”

he steps aside but you can hear his soft footfalls as he continues to follow you throughout your home.

when you’re both watching something on the couch, what starts as his pinky locked with yours turns into his arm around your waist. that turns into your head on his chest, which culminates with you falling asleep in his lap with his cheek on your head and soft snores emanating from his lips.

when you grocery shop, you push the trolley but his chest is to your back, arms either side of you and hands clasped over yours on the handle. you can thank his military training for his uncanny ability to tell exactly when you’ll stop walking.

when he wakes up in the middle of the night, on a rare occasion when you’ve managed to slip out of bed without him realising, he’s immediately in a panic calling your name.

“in here, my love”

as soon as his heart settles, he realises the bathroom light was probably a dead giveaway. you’re taking a wee, you’ll be back in a minute.

that doesn’t stop a sleepy simon from leaning in the doorframe, shielding his eyes from the big light as he waits for you to finish up.

even on the short walk back to bed, you can feel fingers twisted in the back of your shirt- almost like you’re leading the way.

minute you’re both on the mattress, you’re being wrapped up in his arms, slotting you perfectly into the curve of his front- almost like you’re made for him.

(and you are)

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

i think everyone who's ever had migraines should be financially compensated forever btw

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike and Michael meet their younger selves..

[eightspringdays]

Never forget the fact that, because he was roleplaying as his nonexistent lil sister, his twitter account got banned for a while and had to scream publicity he was, in fact, Tatsuki Fujimoto roleplaying as his nonexistent lil sister.

And no one believed him at first.

[keferon]

Guys. Guys they’re miners. They’re tiny cogless miners. Guys

I blacked out and filled the whole three canvases with sketches of them being itty bitty goobers. Figured Imma show you some haha

[theminecraftbee]

anyway in other news it is EXTREMELY funny of the life series cast to force us to talk about them doing things "in real life" or to tag stupid things like "real life spoilers". yeah man jimmy fell down a hole and died in real life. yeah man sorry for the real life spoilers but they all only had the basic three lives again. yeah these are super normal things to say. don't worry about it.

[tubbytarchia]

Thank god for session 4 because session 3 is still hurting me

[lolli-popples]

I think it'd be fun to do some kind of Life Series AU where they're ALL enhanced individuals (superpowers) but are afraid of telling anyone due to stigma. Then the plot would be everyone slowly realizing other people have powers too until it clicks that everyone has them.

But that's not the fun part. The fun part is I think Joel's "superpower" is that when he looks at someone, they are unable to use their abilities. But he doesn't know that. So there's an unbelievable amount of hijinks around people trying to prove to him they have superpowers while he continues to say they're all deluded.

[bluerosefox]

Her Astrophel and Sterling

hmmm

Hmmmmmmmm

You know what.

You know those AU's where the Batfam finds or learns about either hidden or thought to be dead Al Ghul Danny! with a deaged/daughter Dani (Ellie) (I should know, I created a few of those storylines) but what if, now hear me out, what if instead of them finding Danny first its Talia.

Do I want Talia discovering her thought to be dead son to be alive? Yes. Do I want her to find him while investigating Amity Park when the League gets reports of 'Lazarus creatures/water'? Yes.

DO I WANT HER TO KNOCK ON THE FENTON'S DOOR, fully ready to pretend/honey talk her way into the house to uncover what the Fenton's know, ONLY TO MEET A LITTLE ELLIE?!

YES.

Ellie whose eyes and hair look like a copy of her Beloved but she can see bits and pieces of herself as well. Talia knows the child in front of her was not fully her's though but everything makes sense when she hears a voice, a voice she hasn't heard in ages but as a mother just knows, speak out.

"Ellie! I thought I said do not answer the door my Sterling."

"But Daddy, yous was busy fighting the hotdoggys!"

Talia's eyes widen when she finally catches sight of familiar black hair and blue eyes.

and she could only lightly whisper a old nickname she hasn't dared uttered in ages, a name she secretly gave her son due to his love of the stars "Astrophel..."

[araneapeixes]

fuck it. sketch poast

[wynns-wonderful-pixel-paradise]

Can You Draw All the Pokémon? CD (x)

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

people will really go up to shapeshifters like "oh what's your true form? oh but what do you really look like?" are u hearing yourself. do u hear how insane u sound

[tofixtheshadows]

So I've been thinking lately about how Mithrun is Kabru's dark mirror (more on that another time- it needs its own post), and I thought it interesting that one of their parallels is that they were both cared for by Milsiril, but in opposite directions. She took Kabru in as her foster after he was orphaned and tried to convince him not to become an adventurer. On the flip side, she helped rehabilitate Mithrun specifically so that he could rejoin the Canaries.

And I kept wondering: why?

For Kabru, obviously she loves him a whole lot- despite any other shortcomings in their relationship, I do believe that.

So I get why she tries to convince him not to go dungeoning, and, failing that, at least prepares him as thoroughly as she can.

But why help Mithrun? She used to hate Mithrun, but after realizing what a secretly twisted person he was, she actually thought of him more positively (oh, Milsiril). So it wasn't as if she held the kind of grudge that might motivate her to make his already-depleted life even more miserable by sending him back to the dungeons. And it wasn't that she felt bad for him either, since she didn't visit Mithrun for the first ~20 years of his recovery.

The Adventurer's Bible says that Utaya was the impetus for Mithrun returning to the Canaries, but Milsiril is the one who made the trip to see him and tell him about it.

Why would Milsiril work so hard to get her old coworker back into fighting fit? Why encourage him to return to such a dangerous lifestyle, when she was the one who chose not to mercy-kill him?

That last panel is such a crazy thing to hint at and then never elaborate on. Without it we could have just thought that Milsiril wanted the Canaries' work to continue without her, even if it seemed out of character. I think some people even assume she's just a natural caretaker as a foster mom and handwave it to include nursing Mithrun too. What could Milsiril's suspicious motives be? What does she gain from Mithrun joining the Canaries that isn't an altruistic desire to see dungeons safely sealed? Feeling a sense of responsibility for the work she left behind isn't an ulterior motive.

My theory is: Milsiril, knowing that Mithrun was empty save for the burning desire to face the demon again, wound him up like a clockwork doll and pointed him back at the dungeons.

Hoping that he'd eliminate the biggest threat to Kabru's life, before it was too late for him.

Milsiril the puppetmaster.