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mayans-sauce · 4 years ago

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Prank Call

Gif Credit: @xxrouxx

Pairing: Angel Reyes x Female Reader

Word Count: 900

Warnings: cursing, use of alcohol

A/N: I’ve had this idea for months and I thought it was stupid and I still think it is but I just needed to write it down to get it out of my head. I was inspired by the gif above.

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It was the weekly get drunk and do whatever with your boyfriend Angel, his brother EZ and his best friend, Coco. The concept of the night was to meet up at someone’s house, get shitfaced and either just talk, play games or drink even more.

It helped you all to unwind after a stressful week of responsibilities, and it also made you bond and get closer together.

Today it was supposed to be at your and Angel’s house. The alcohol and snacks had been purchased, and now all you needed to do was wait for them to arrive from the clubhouse, but when they finally did, it was only EZ and Coco.

They told you that Bishop had assigned Angel to go on a quick emergency run and that he wouldn’t make it tonight. That’s a shame. You knew how much Angel loved these nights, but still, you were going to have a great time with your best friends.

The night was spent out on the newly renovated patio. The atmosphere was great. You had set up some lights around that made it feel cozy, and the sounds from outside the fences, like cars driving by in the distance and a dog barking in one of the neighboring houses, made it all feel that much more safe and intimate.

All of you had just recovered from a laughing fit from something Coco said. It wasn’t that funny; it was just the alcohol in your bloods that made it that much more hysterical. Your stomach and throat were hurting so much from the laughter.

After a moment of silence, EZ came up with the best idea ever that would indeed have you all laughing again in a matter of minutes.

“We should prank call, Angel!” Everyone was immediately on board with the idea. Angel would be so annoyed, and you loved it. “We can’t use our phones. He’ll know that it’s one of us.” “You’ve got a point. Here use this,” EZ tossed you his burner phone.

Dialing his number and putting it on speaker, you all leaned in a little closer to the phone that was sat in the middle of the table.

“Fuck, what do we say?” Coco asked in a panic when he realized that you hadn’t made any plans for who and what should be said.

“Don’t worry; I got this.”

He picked up after a few rings. His annoyed, “who is this,” could be heard in his voice. He had enough shit to deal with whatever Bishop had put him through, and now he got a call from some random number who didn’t have plans to call him.

You prepared your voice to have a high pitch so that he wouldn’t recognize it was you. “Hello, Mr. Reyes, this is your phone operator; I’m calling to let you know that we are conducting an important test, and we need you to participate.” “Test? I’m busy with shit! I don’t have time for no test!” “Please, Sir, it’s vital to have you do this, and it would help us immensely, and we will include a 50$ gift card of your choice when it’s over.”

You prayed and hoped that he would fall for the bait because if he didn’t, you would need to go to a little more extreme to have him cooperate. EZ and Coco were already chuckling to themselves, and you needed to remind them that it was on speaker and that they needed to be quiet not to blow your cover.

“Gift card? Shit, never mind, I have a couple of minutes.” “Excellent! So we just need you to repeat a few phrases, and that would be all.” “Sounds good.”

“Now repeat after me: Bumblebees are big and scary.” “Bumblebees are big and scary.”

“Good good. Excellent, Mr. Reyes. Now the next one: Apples fall away from the threes.” “Apples fall away from the threes.”

All of you were laughing to the point like you felt you were going to die. You had put on mute so that Angel wouldn’t hear the roar of laughter.

“Hello? Are you still there?” You composed yourself to continue with the prank call. “Yes, yes, Mr. Reyes, I’m still here; let’s continue: I shower with my donkey every day.” “Uh, I shower with my donkey every day.”

“EZ Reyes is the hottest of the Reyes brothers,” EZ said, trying to pretend to be the fake persona you put on. “EZ Reyes is the- wait what?”

Now you didn’t bother to put it on mute. You just let Angel hear all of you laugh like hyenas. “Y/N? Is that you?”

“Now repeat after me,” now you were using your normal voice, almost screaming down the receiver, “I’m the dummy that fell for this fake mobile testing.”

You could just see Angel's face right now, eyebrows arched and a slight pout on his lips hearing you three clowns laugh. “I hate you. I hate all of you. I’m hanging up,” and he did; he hung up. He must be so pissed that you all wasted his time on this shit.

“Best prank ever.” You all high-fived one another, satisfied with the successful prank call. This would be a story that you would tell everyone again and again, and you would forever hold it against him that Angel was scared of cute bumblebees and showered with his pet donkey on the daily.

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luvdsc · 5 years ago

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would you mind doing a description of each member of nct dream? you don’t have to cuz that’s lowkey a lot BUT i figured i’d ask since i’m trying to write something and get their personalities right. i really admire your work!! have a nice day, babes!!!

yes, of course, lovebug 💕 I’ll be rewording the analyses from the asks about my ideal type and adding to them, so it might be a bit familiar! I could’ve written more, but I had to stop because I reached max length for each paragraph 😅 I hope these are helpful to you, and thank you so much for liking my work, honey bee!!! 💛 best of luck with your writing, and I hope you have a good day, too! 🌼 also, I’m on mobile and I’m so sorry for all the scrolling! I’ll add a read more when I get on my laptop ✨ edit: the read more has been added :’)

MARK :: oh, where do i start with mister absolutely fully capable? mark is the definition of adorkable. if you look up that word in the dictionary, you’re gonna see his picture pasted right under it. he’s endearing and awkward, and he tries his best in everything and puts his best foot forward, giving 110% in whatever he does. he’s a hard worker and a good boy. he laughs at that’s what she said jokes, and he’s the type of person to think of a funny joke from three days ago and start laughing at the most inappropriate time, like in the middle of standard testing. he’ll say things he thinks are funny, like ��five guys hello guys” or that long sentence about possibilities and immediately look to you with those wide doe eyes, seeking a positive reaction from you and hoping you’ll laugh. he’ll try to wink at you randomly sometimes, but he always fails and just ends up blinking, which will make you laugh and call him cute and have him scrunching up his nose because that’s not what he intended to happen and he’ll be really flustered at the compliment. he’s really sweet, and I think taeil called him the most romantic? however, I feel like having a relationship isn’t a high priority for him right now. he seems to have workaholic tendencies, which could frustrate his s/o. he would need to have someone that understands his work and music is the most important to him, and he might unintentionally neglect checking up with his s/o at times. he’s a little shy and introverted, so it might be hard for him to make a first move if you aren’t friends at first. he’ll write dozens upon dozens of songs about you. that’s the way he’ll express his affection because he’s too shy to in the beginning and music is what he’s good at. there will be lots of late nights with him strumming his guitar and you sitting next to him, reading a book or playing a game on your phone, and he’ll call your name and you look up before he nervously starts to play a new song that he’s written for you. and at the end of the song, he’ll glance up at you really quickly before looking back down at his guitar, and you’re going to have to go over to him and take his face into your hands softly and tell him his song was amazing and you love it as much as you love him. and he’ll smile so big as his glasses slide down his nose before he quickly leans up and presses the softest kiss against your mouth to show you his appreciation before he loses courage to do so. sometimes you steal those round rimmed glasses of his and try them on yourself, and mark has to cover his face and look away and wring his hands and he makes those little oi mark noises because you look so cute and he doesn’t know what to do with himself. on the other hand, mark is also very stubborn. it may not look like that, but if you notice the relationship between him and hyuck, hyuck is always the one giving in at the end. mark will absolutely not do something if he doesn’t want to do it. I do think he will go after something if he wants it, but he will hesitate slightly at first. he follows the rules a bit too much. he doesn’t seem to be the most fun person to party with either unless you get him to drink a beer because he’s a lightweight, but that also means you have to take care of him afterwards. also, he said in an interview that he doesn’t like rollercoasters or fast rides, but he enjoys the cotton candy at amusement parks lol but he did go on those rides in the end, but his head was down the entire time rip. mark gets easily embarrassed. it’s like in that video where they read tweets aloud and mark got super embarrassed when jaehyun read this tweet that gushed about his laugh, and mark just curled up into himself and couldn’t lift his head up and awkwardly laughed. he’s adorkable. please tease him and hype him up in this very same way just to get this cute reaction out of him.

RENJUN :: renjun is the one you can call when you have a body to bury and he’ll show up with the shovel. he’ll call you a stupid idiot, but he’ll still show up to help you. he’s the type that would come over at 3 a.m. if there’s a bug in your apartment and squash it for you after much complaining and telling you that he won’t do it. he’s fiercely loyal and caring. he took care of chenle when chenle wasn’t as proficient with korean and made sure he was doing ok and was always ready to translate for him whenever. he puts up a tough, ready to fight front, but he’s a scaredy cat and if you pretend to be a ghost (read: jisung), he’ll be scared shitless. you can see him get scared and hide behind jeno and hug him so hard when the zombie jumped out in one of those save dream interactive videos. he’s the person you can banter with and he understands dry humor and sarcasm, and I think he’s best for e2l story plot lines because of this lmao but he also fits the best friend role well. he will roast anyone with no mercy with just a few words. he’s artistic. he’s super good at art and has shared several of his beautiful digital drawings before. he’s the person to go to when you want to have long, serious talks at 4 in the morning, and as seen through his radio show, he will try his best to give you advice, even if he may not be experienced enough, but he is trying his hardest to help. if you read some of the advice he gives on his radio show, you can get a better sense of who he is as a person. he’s really insightful and puts a lot of effort into giving the best answer he can. also, he really reminds me of a little brother or someone I want to be best friends with because we can roast people together or talk about paranormal stuff. he just seems really fun to mess around with because he gives funny reactions. he gives off that younger sibling vibe where only your big sister can make fun of you, but once she sees someone else doing it, it’s not ok and she’s gonna go after that person for making her lil bro cry. in a relationship, he wants someone he can trust with his thoughts and interests, such as aliens, and while his s/o may not believe in them, he wants them to genuinely listen to him and not just brush it off. however, he will still roast his s/o into oblivion. it’s how he shows his affection lol. he’ll call you an idiot and cute all in the same sentence. but he’s really a soft and sensitive boy underneath his snappy, sarcastic exterior. he cried when they won first place for the first time. i’m sure he cried when ridin’ reached number one on the charts. he’s attentive and likes affection even though he tries to say he doesn’t. in that one weekly idol dreamie episode, hyuck listed who hated affection, and he wasn’t one of them. he’s a good boy, and underneath all his snarky comments, he wants to be loved and cared for. you can see how he got a lil huffy when jisung chose chenle as his favorite hyung lol he doesn’t express his feelings outwardly as much, but if you’re his s/o, he will quietly adore you in his own way while outwardly being that one snarky couple who banters all the time. he’ll draw pictures of you, secretly have you as his homescreen, or have a secret photo album on his phone of just pictures of you. he’ll complain if you get him a couple item, like a bracelet, but he’ll wear it 24/7 and refuse to give it back to you. he will absolutely lose his shit if he misplaces it. he’ll cook for you if you ask, but he’ll make a big show about fake complaining about it beforehand. I think he’s okay with hand holding and kisses here and there, but he won’t do grand gestures of pda because he thinks those should be more private and between the two of you. he thinks pet names are sappy as heck, and he’ll get terribly embarrassed if you call him one but he’d be like “that’s so gross and corny... but call me that again.” honestly, just tell him ily and his cheeks will turn so red and he’ll bury his face in his hands but he’ll say it back in the quietest voice and he truly does mean it with his whole chest.

JENO :: jeno is someone who fits in so many roles. his character is versatile in a sense. you can make him into a bad boy, the boy next door, your best friend, anybody. his humor is underrated, and he makes funny puns. he’s good at sarcasm and wit, like when he asked jisung if he thought jaemin’s iq was single digits or when the instructor complimented him and said his rap sounded like mark and he was like “oh.... that’s not good.” he worries about being funny. he mentioned losing sleep over it in weekly idol, so please tell him he’s funny and laugh at his jokes ): he really is funny, and i love his humor. jeno is really smart. he managed to rank 4th or something I believe in his school after cram studying the day before. he’s really self-assured and confident in himself, but he doesn’t show off or act cocky, yet you can sense the quiet confidence in him. he’s humble and works hard and deserves more credit than he’s given. he possesses leadership qualities and is a source of strength for other members. i think they said he was one of the cleaner members and when he’s drunk, he cleans LMAO he is into sports and gymming, especially biking. hyuck said that jeno’s bedroom has his and jaemin’s bikes hanging on the walls lol he also is really competitive, but not a sore loser type. jeno doesn’t strike me as the type who needs his s/o around 24/7 and prefers to have hobbies and space separate from his s/o. he’s laid back, but at the same time, still energetic and fun to be around. he’s still weird, but not over the top weird. jeno is insightful and kind, and he has stated that he’s very shy and timid before. doyoung likes him the most because he’s kind and respectful and takes into account other people’s feelings and listens well. he’s a good boy. he’s also really playful and teasing and plays well with others, like jisung jokes around with him all the time. I feel like jisung jokes around with him the most out of all his hyungs aside from chenle because jeno doesn’t get mad. i believe the members say he’s the only one aside from chenle who doesn’t get mad when someone messes up in dance practices. he cries when he gets angry. jeno is also really affectionate. he enjoys cuddling and holding hands and back hugs and whatnot, but he doesn’t overdo it. it takes a long time for him to trust and open up to someone, and you’re a very lucky person if he lets you see this side of him. he won’t force you to do anything you’re uncomfortable with. If something is bothering you, he won’t pry at first if you refuse to talk about it, but I do think he will eventually make you talk if he feels something is terribly wrong or if it’s affecting the relationship. jeno is driven and knows what he wants. he’ll give you space, but if you’re not what he’s looking for or if you don’t put the effort in as well and won’t open up to him, I do think he will move on. he might bottle up his emotions at first, but as the relationship progresses, he’ll be fully open to you and tell you everything. I don’t think he’ll be terribly affected if he’s rejected because he is confident in himself and able to brush it off. he knows his self-worth. oh, and he loves animals. obviously, jeno loves his cats because he has them even when he’s allergic. he’s the type of s/o who, if you mention you’re walking back to your dorm late at night after staying in the art building to finish your painting, he’ll show up with messy hair and his glasses in his sweats with a hoodie thrown on haphazardly and walk you back safely even without you asking. kiss him on his nose at random times just because you love him, and he’ll make that jeno trademark noise of confusion before giving you the prettiest eye smile that makes the moon dim in shame and nuzzling his face into your shoulder shyly. call him jeno darling or jeno love if you want to see the same reaction as before. it’s gonna be a total KO to his heart if you call him that and boop him on the nose with the softest kiss. anyway, jeno is the bestest boy in the entire universe, and give him all your love, please and thank you.

HAECHAN :: hyuck is so fucking talented. he’s good at everything: singing, dancing, rapping, variety shows, you name it. he was born to be an idol. he’s the golden one and excels at everything. he’s an ace, and he knows it. yeah, he’s cocky and brags about everything he does, but he actually has evidence and proof to back it up. plus, no one can stay mad at him for very long because have you seen how cute he is?? he’s a brat, but you still love him anyway. he’s good at sweet talking and getting what he wants. he plays a push and pull game, and you end up falling for him in the end. i know in fics on here, you often see jaemin in the playboy/fuckboy persona, but I think hyuck absolutely exudes this persona. he is able to read the room or a person and knows the exact way to act in order to get the reaction he wants. it’s hyuck’s world, and we’re all just living in it. he can have all of us eating out of the palm of his hand if he desires. i think he truly embodies the traits of a slytherin: ambitious and cunning. it’s every man for himself, and he’ll do whatever it takes to get what he believes he deserves and plays by his own rules. hyuck is so smart and intelligent, both in terms of brains and emotion. he’s absolutely brilliant, and he’s the type of person to ace an exam without even studying for it. I think he did very well in school, and he also beat doyoung in mental maths when they had a competition on weekly idol lol and he’s also street smart. there’s a reason why doyoung and taeil are scared of him and why they prefer to be on his team than against him lmao. I think hyuck is also a people pleaser though. he wants to be liked, and it’ll drive him crazy if someone calls him boring or shows no interest towards him. I think he’ll want a s/o who plays the push and pull game with him. he’ll playfully tease them a lot, and they’ll have to be interesting and able to dazzle him with their own wit and sarcasm. he, like renjun, is snarky and sarcastic. he likes to make people laugh and enjoys being the center of attention. he is super affectionate and rivals jaemin in this aspect. he thrives off of physical touches, hugs, cuddles, etc. he likes to cuddle when he sleeps, and I feel like he enjoys being the little spoon. he isn’t afraid of pda and will show off his s/o to the world with a loud kiss or back hug anywhere. he’s the type who would do that back pocket spin peter does to lara jean lmao. the two of you can laze around at home, while he plays video games on his computer and you can sit in his lap and he’ll do that thing where his arms are around you and his chin is on your shoulder. he’s a good cook, and he’ll cook for you, but he expects you to pay him back in kisses. his s/o might think he doesn’t pay attention to what they’re saying to him, but he does. he absolutely adores his s/o and remembers everything about them. he’s the type to surprise his s/o with their favorite flowers on a random day, and his s/o would’ve thought he wasn’t paying attention when they told him their favorite flower months ago. and please, please, please surprise him with flowers too because that will catch him off guard and you’ll see him blush and get flustered for once. it’s like when the dreamies first debuted, and chenle said hyuck was the best singer and he wanted to be like hyuck, and hyuck got really quiet and shy and flustered about it. however, he’d get really shy around his crush if they weren’t friends first. there’s that video of him returning something that twice’s mono dropped I think and he was so nervous before and afterwards. or there’s that time when he handed flowers to seungwoo and got so flustered as the dreamies teased him afterwards. also, I feel like sometimes people forget that so much hard work goes into what he does because he makes it look so effortless. hyuck works so hard in everything and puts his all into what he does. anyway, please appreciate hyuck and love him lots. he deserves to be showered in love and affection.

JAEMIN :: jaemin is like jeno in the sense that his character is also super versatile. you can make him fit any type of persona for your fic. jaemin is a sweetheart. his entire existence is love. hyuck said that he treats his members the same way he treats his fans in an episode of weekly idol before. he’s a really affectionate person as seen in the way he showers jisung with affection. he eats, sleeps, and breathes aegyo. you’re going to experience his aegyo a lot if you’re his s/o, so brace yourself. he even managed to make hyuck flustered when he kissed him in that recent reload era game video. he has a lot of love to give out, but he also wants the same amount of love in return. you can see how he craves for love from jisung in return and the way he gets a little upset when he doesn’t get it, like when jisung didn’t call him his favorite hyung. his s/o needs to be okay with being showered with affection and love, and they have to do the same for him. call him cute pet names, give him random kisses throughout the day, back hug him while he’s cooking, he will just absolutely glow and bask in your love. jaemin is good at cooking. he will cook for you, and if you cook, he’ll eat what you make with no complaints. it’s like that meme where person A gives person B a drink with salt in it, and person B drinks it all, and when person A asks why they did that even though it was salty, person B says it’s because they didn’t want to hurt person A’s feelings. jaemin is person B. he’ll also make you model for him and pose literally everywhere so he can take pictures of you because you’re the prettiest person in the entire world to him. he’ll make you his lockscreen, homescreen, hang up pictures of you in his room, all that jazz. he’s the one who buys couple items or outfits and makes you wear them with them. his entire Instagram account will be pictures of you or with you. however, he’s also petty af and nags a lot lmao. he complained to jeno when jisung said he wanted to eat bread at 3 a.m. and how he couldn’t go out to buy him any. he also nagged renjun in one of those dream vs dream videos for not having any questions about him, while all his questions were about renjun. or when he was sulking about jeno not knowing his favorite cartoon character. I believe he mentioned having extreme mood swings too where he’s either too quiet or too loud and out there, and as a s/o, you’d have to cater to both sides of him. jaemin is also an introvert. he’s very quiet and shy around strangers, but he’ll unleash his inner weirdness and loudness when he feels comfortable around you, and you’re in for a wild, fun ride. in that video where he and jeno were making cakes, he seems really hyper and wild. same goes for that video where they went out to eat, and jaemin was pouring soda into a glass dramatically. or when they played that dance game where you have to add onto the dance and copy the previous dances, and he added some random flailing motion and complained when someone did it wrong. or when he and renjun were paired up for that guessing game when they both had headphones on, and he started flailing everywhere and getting kinda frustrated at renjun for getting zero right. he’s a bit weird lmao. as his s/o, i hope you go along with his weird antics and have fun with him too! you also have to remind him to take care of himself. make sure he doesn’t drink that ungodly coffee drink of his or eat too much sugar. take care of him, love him, cherish him, and jaemin will be the best boyfriend ever. he might even set up a whole led light display for you at night declaring his love like he did for jeno. actually, no, he definitely will. he’ll do big grand gestures to show his love for you. he’ll fill your house with roses and press kisses to each of your fingertips with a different reason for why he loves you. he’ll continue to list the reasons for why he loves you for every star he sees until he runs out of stars, but he’ll never run out of reasons for loving you.

CHENLE :: chenle was born to be a star. he is so incredibly talented and picks up skills so quickly. it’s evident because he managed to debut after two months of training and he became fluent in korean quickly. he’s humble and gracious, and he’s the embodiment of that miss universe song: he’s beauty, he’s grace. he doesn’t flaunt his wealth, in fact, it only ever comes up because others bring it up. or he accidentally shows it off when he asks what rent means or when he tries to innocently rectify the situation, like when jaemin was like “oh his parents held a concert for him for his bday” and chenle was like “noooo no it was just to make a memory” on idol room lmao. the way he expresses his love is through gift giving. it shows in the way he told mark he’ll buy him anything he wants for his bday or when he gave apple watches to the 00 liners or when he immediately agreed to buy jeno a plane ticket to china to show him around his home. but he’s not trying to flaunt his wealth. this is simply how he shows his love. chenle is laidback and easygoing. he doesn’t care about jisung using honorifics with him, and he’ll go along with whatever’s happening. there’s that one video during mfal era where hyuck and chenle won the prize and hyuck was like “hey I’ll take the prize ok?” and chenle just immediately agrees and doesn’t care at all. but don’t get me wrong, chenle is super competitive. he wants to win, but it’s more about that feeling you get when you’re the winner, rather than the actual prize for him. he’s really into sports, specifically basketball, so i feel like he’d enjoy it if his s/o expressed some sort of interest in it with him. they don’t have to play basketball with him, but he’d appreciate it greatly if they listened to him talk about stephen curry or cheer him on from the sidelines. he’s affectionate. if you read my renjun description, chenle is the other one that hyuck said doesn’t mind affection from the other members on weekly idol. I don’t see him showing affection blatantly as much like hyuck and jaemin, but I think he loves receiving it. chenle obviously receives so much love from his family and is super close to them. he will love his s/o with his whole heart, and I hope his s/o will love him back just as much. also, I’m pretty sure he’ll love his s/o acting cute because his heart rate spiked up when jisung did aegyo on idol room lmao. I think he’s the only other extrovert in the dreamies, besides hyuck. I believe someone asked jaemin or skz hyunjin if they got close after the collab stage, and they said that they were really awkward with each other. however, skz felix and chenle became good friends! chenle is friendly and a people person. he thrives in social settings, and he’s a social butterfly. he’ll help people out of their shells and make sure to include them in conversations. he’s the type of person who would clear his throat and be like “hey y/n has something to say” if you tried to say something in a group convo and weren’t heard. he’s fine with being the center of attention, but he doesn’t actively seek out that position, like hyuck does. unlike hyuck, he’s not a people pleaser. I think he’s confident in himself, and he’s self assured and satisfied with who he is, so he doesn’t really care what others think of him. chenle is really playful. he likes to tease the other members and wreak harmless havoc lol you can see how he plays around with the other members, like in nct life where he just throws snow at jisung or scares jisung with a rubber chicken when they went to an amusement park in shanghai. he’s a thrill seeker. he loves roller coasters, shooting games, laser tag, etc. he gets excited over the littlest things, and he’s a naturally cheerful person who lights up the room and just naturally has people gravitate towards him. however, he has his serious moments too, and I can see him sitting next to his s/o behind the piano and playing something for them. but then, he’ll probably ruin the soft moment by slamming his hands down on the keys and scaring them at the end.

JISUNG :: jisung reminds me of high school puppy love. he’s curious about the world and introspective. he asked the fans to send him pictures of the moon because he couldn’t see it himself. I think he has a lot of deep thoughts and keeps them to himself because he’s introverted and nervous about sharing them aloud in case he’s not taken seriously as the youngest. he’s inquisitive and sweet, and he’s the culmination of everything good in the universe. he’s the one whom renjun talks to about aliens and paranormal things, and I believe he’ll want a s/o who will take him seriously on these things and listens to his concerns without teasing or making fun of him for believing in them. jisung is shy and gets embarrassed when he’s given compliments. there’s this video where the dreamies read compliments from fans aloud, and you can see how flustered and shy he gets as he ducks his head, has to pause and cover his face before playing with his hair as he reads through the compliments with the biggest smile peeking on his face. I think this is the cutest thing ever, and at the beginning of the relationship, if his s/o compliments him or does something cute, he’s going to react exactly like that. tell him his dancing is amazing, watch his fancams around him, tell him his face is nice to look at, etc. and you’ll see him get reduced to a flustered, blushing mess. the first time he sees you wearing one of his sweaters with the sleeves covering your hands and giving you sweater paws, he will combust and stutter and not be able to look at you as his cheeks turn red. he might just suffer a heart attack if you decide to casually call him a cute pet name one day. additionally, jisung is at that age where he wants to know what others think of him and he wants to be liked. I think this is the reason why he’s more hesitant about speaking up or voicing himself in an unfamiliar environment because he doesn’t want to give off a negative image. he’s also painfully shy, but he wants to make friends, which he explains on dancing high. because of this, he truly cherishes any friendship or relationship he has because it’s seen as something incredibly special to him. as his s/o, you’re gonna mean the world to him and he will value your opinion greatly. once he’s comfortable around you, he’ll be loud and talkative. jeno says that jisung talks the most at the dorm and he’s never quiet. jisung is also a lil shit lol, and he knows how to get out of things, like cleaning up after dinner by locking himself in the bathroom. he’s also a little lazy and probably not the cleanest tbh. he sleeps in jaemin’s bed or in the living room because he’s too lazy to go to his top bunk. he doesn’t listen to his hyungs and talks down to them in a playful way because he knows they’re whipped for him lmao. when the relationship progresses, jisung is going to act in the same, exact way with you. he’s a savage, and he will roast you in the same way he roasts his hyungs, like when hyuck wanted to go to LA with him for why not the dancer and he was like “you have to be good at dancing to go” (which btw, fight me, jisung, hyuck is literally the best dancer). he’ll tease you, hide items on the tallest shelf just so that you’ll call him for help, and smush your cheeks and call you cute. he’ll ruffle your hair and run up behind you and sweep you off your feet princess style just to scare you before carefully placing you back down or tossing you into the pool lol he may have complained about carrying renjun in that reload era game video, but he’ll give you piggy backs when you’re tired or carry you around if you asked. he likes playing video games and those block breaker game apps and when he loses, he’ll sit there and pout without realizing it. he does that little nose scrunch unknowingly, and it’s the cutest. he’ll like dates at home the best. he sucks at cooking, but he’ll try to do it for you. but it’ll end up with you cooking while he back hugs you, and you have to walk around the kitchen with him being a koala attached to you as you feed him bits of the food being made.

#asks #anonymous

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skyemisc · 5 years ago

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Silver Ceremonial Robes Translation

My translation may not be 100% accurate but it should give the general gist ;;;;

Under the cut!

EP1:

“I want to return their kindness”

Courtyard

Idia: Ahh~ I don’t wanna. Why does the magical shift tournament have to be on TV?

Idia: They show my face in some pretty shameful replays. I’d like to avoid that…

Idia: Right now is 7:00PM… The school store should just barely be open.

Idia: I’ll buy a welding mask, then tomorrow I can hide my face the entire day…!

(rustle rustle)

Idia: Hii!! S-S-Something moved--!

Silver: You there! State your name at once!

Idia: Hii?! I-I-I-I’m no one! Ah, Ahhhh, I’m not anyone suspicious…!

Idia: I-I-I-I’m Ignihyde’s I-Idia Shroud!!

Idia: So, please, put down that baton in your hand…!

Silver: Ahh… Idia-senpai. That would imply you are not anyone suspicious then.

Idia: (whisper) I-I think the one popping out of nowhere brandishing a baton is a lot more suspicious though…

Silver: Anyway, what are you doing wandering around here at this hour? Usually, you’re at your dorm eating dinner at this time right?

Idia: I-I was on my way to go buy a welding mask…

Silver: Do you need it for a mechanical engineering-related experiment?

Idia: Urgh… Well what about you, w-w-w-why are you walking around in ceremonial robes…!

Silver: These clothes are most suitable for slipping around during the twilight.

Silver: It inhibits my mobility, but due to certain circumstances I don’t have my dormitory clothes available.

Idia: Eh….Eh? Like a stealth move?

Idia: S-Silver, are you actually some sort of ninja?

Silver: Hmm…. What’s a ninja?

Idia: They’re rumored to come from a far East country. They are people who conduct covert actions, intelligence assessment, and other dirty work.

Idia: Have you never heard of shuriken or fire jutsus before?

Idia: It’s a popular theme for anime and in games their jobs are on-par with that of samurai!

Silver: Idia-senpai… You’re suddenly talkative.

Idia: Ah… Sorry ‘bout my otaku rambling…

Silver: I understand you explanation… But unfortunately I’m not this ‘ninja’ you speak of.

Idia: Seeing you deny that with such a straight face kinda makes me embarrassed on my part though…

Idia: Wait… Silver, what are you aiming at, wondering the courtyard at night…?

Silver: Tomorrow is the Magical Shift Tournament. The school will be open, and immoral people will be among the crowd of normal people from different countries.

Silver: Undoubtedly, assassins will take advantage of the crowds to slip in and look for any possible openings.

Silver: The safety of Malleus-sama is of the utmost priority.

Idia: That’s overreacting! Besides, Malleus has a strong high rank cheat, isn’t that overprotecting him?

Silver: I serve Malleus-sama, who will someday become king of the fairies and rule over the Valley of Thorns.

Silver: Before coming to this school, if he took one step out of the castle, he had guards with him.

Idia: Hmmmm…

Silver: If by any chance something happened to Malleus-sama, there would be diplomatic discourse

Silver: This is in no way overprotection.

Idia: W-W-What’s with this heavy scaled topic…

Idia: I’ve only heard about assassins and diplomatic discourse in games though…?

Silver: This is no game. This is our reality.

Idia: W-W-W-W-Wow…! There’s always, always been lines I wanted to try reciting during these times…!

Silver: …? If you want to say it, why not go ahead?

Idia: Nah, if you were to say it it’d probably fit but if I tried I’d probably look like some sort of wannabe.

Silver: I see… I don’t quite understand it all, but I apologize.

Silver: Well then, I will return to my station. Be careful not to get mistaken as anyone suspicious.

Silver: Currently, I, along with Sebek and Lilia-senpai are patrolling the school after all.

Idia: R-Roger… I’ll follow your example and use my stealth mode where I can. L-Later.

Silver: Yes, see you.

Silver: …I should meet with Sebek and Lilia-senpai and let them know about Idia-senpai wandering around the courtyard area.

Silver: It’ll be a huge commotion around the area if he runs into Sebek.

EP2:

Courtyard

Idia: *sigh*… Finally class is over. Really, today’s weather is too nice… It’s rough for a shut-in like me…

Idia: On days like these, I’ll quickly confine myself and return to my room and complete my daily quests.

???: ……

Idia: …Hm? Someone there?

Idia: S-S-S-S-Silver?! Why’s he collapsed in the courtyard?!

(leans in…)

Idia: Oh… maybe he’s just sleeping…? Sheesh, I was so surprised I took damage…

Idia: …Though, he’s got some good features. No doubt he’d be popular~

Idia: His face when he’s sleeping looks like that of a prince, so dazzling. There’s even small animals around him…

Idia: He seems so different now compared to the day before the Magical Shift Tournament

Idia: I was scared of getting hit with that baton too…

Idia: Now seeing him like this, I wouldn’t believe he would be the type who likes to get involved with anything.

Silver: Hm… Nn…

Idia: Hii! I-I-Is he w-waking up?!

Silver: *yawn*… I thought I sensed someone. It was you, Idia-senpai…

Idia: Y-Y-Y-Y-You got it all wrong! I wasn’t at all staring at you while you slept!

Silver: ? Please settle down a bit before you speak. Everytime we’ve met you lurch in surprise.

Idia: That reaction was more due to my anti-socialness…

Idia: B-B-B-Before you were brandishing that baton. Anyone would be shocked from that.

Silver: Now that I hear it aloud that sounds only natural… I apologize for my actions last night before the Magical Shift Tournament.

Idia: Urgh… I feel bad seeing you sit there and apologize so sincerely…

Idia: S-Silver, you’re a bit of a strange one… To have such students who are so straightforward and loyal…

Silver: …Is that so?

Idia: Y-Yeah. To go to such an extent to go on night watch for their dorm leader, the students at Ignihyde would not ever do that.

Idia: …Hwah! M-M-M-Maybe The Dorm leader Malleus at Diasomnia dorm is one to rule with an iron fist?

Idia: I-If that’s the case, I can understand. Are you forced to do stuff like the night watches?

Silver: Such acts of reign of terror is not necessary at Diasomnia dorm. Just as the other night, the night watches of are our own volitions.

Silver: I’m not sure what all goes on with the students at Ignihyde dorm but, I will do what I can for the one I’ve sworn my loyalty to.

Silver: Right now, the reason I am alive today is all because of my father and Malleus-sama.

Silver: I want to someday return their kindness towards me.

Idia: Ohhh… The expression on your face was so cool, and for an otaku like me, I could feel the passion from your tone.

Idia: I can kinda sympathize.

Silver: In addition, I prefer to avoid any trouble for Malleus if any conflict were to arise between the human land and Valley of Thorns.

Silver: My power is nothing fancy, but I want to do what I can.

Silver: I was told many times by my father to avoid any warfare growing up…

Idia: Ohh… Such profound words.

Idia: That ‘father’, he must be a strong man with a steel-like body and mind.

Silver: Yes. My father was a guard who served as a lord of the Valley of Thorns.

Silver: I’ve heard he earned the queen’s favor due to his ability to fight in battle.

Silver: At this time he is retired, but he was a warrior who has been rewarded medals due to his actions of throwing himself into battle multiple times.

Silver: I’m sure I cannot begin to imagine the harsh experiences he had…

Idia: W-What is this. This is starting to sound like an open world RPG…

Silver: Open world?

Idia: I-Internet thing. Sorry, it’s something you commoners wouldn’t understand.

Silver: No, I know about online games. My father often stays up late to play such games.

Idia: Hm?! Your father just suddenly turned degenerate?!

Silver: My father has always liked those sort of trends. Recently he’s been getting into MagiCam it seems.

Idia: E-Ehhh?! He just went from a retired strong Royal guard to crumble down from there…!

Lilia: Heeey Silver. What are you doing sauntering around there?

Lilia: You promised to accompany me after school for an uber difficult quest.

Silver: Fath… Lilia-senpai. Sorry. I’ll be there right away.

Lilia: Hm…? I was wondering who it was there, and it happens to be Idia. You two are a rare combination.

Idia: Ah, ah… L-L-L-Lilia, this is, uh…

Silver: I had dozed off here earlier and met him by chance.

Silver: Idia-senpai, see you around.

Idia: Y-yeah, see you…

Idia: …Talking with Silver about his dad was interesting.

Idia: Even though he was an honored warrior from the Valley of thorns he’s a heavy internet user and uses MagiCam lolol

Idia: If someone like him really does exist, even me, who hates people, would wanna see him with my own eyes…

Diasomnia Dorm – Hallway

Lilia: I’ve gathered materials to implement my new items. Next week is this season’s event. I’ll be so busy~

Silver: You really seem like you’re having fun when talking about those games.

Lilia: When I was a youngin we didn’t have these online games.

Lilia: Dwellers from all around the globe can cross borders for entertainment. It has become quite peaceful times.

Silver: That’s true. For you to live in a peaceful time where you can enjoy games…

Silver: We definitely must protect it.

Lilia: …Look at you talk so cheekily

Lilia: Now then, let’s ride on that sentiment there Silver and dive into my games to my heart’s content. They’ll be no sleeping tonight~

Silver: P-Please give me a break, father…

#twisted wonderland #twst #translation #silver ceremonial robes #silver personal story #omgliliaisagamerdadwtf

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surveys-at-your-service · 4 years ago

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Survey #408

“tied to the rat race / a big bird in a small cage”

Who, whether a person or company, emails you the most? I really don't check my email enough to even know. If you were given an assignment to draw anything besides stick figures or just doodles, what would you draw? A meerkat of course, ha ha. Do you play the games on MySpace/Facebook? I never did. Well no, I did play "Dragons of Atlantis" when Facebook bought it or whatever, but now that it's a mobile game, I don't play anything on there. When was the last time you were sunburnt? Ha, actually now. It's from riding an hour to and an hour back from the TMS office every weekday; the sun coming in through the window got my arm. Who all do you live with? My mom and my two pets. Has a guy ever let you wear his jacket? Yeah. It was so comforting when Jason gave me his leather jacket to wear if I was cold; it was pretty big on me at that time and just really cozy. Thanks survey, now I feel like crying. :^) How many friends do you have of the opposite sex? Like, one. Do you have bird feeders hanging up outside? What about any hanging plants? No. Does your house have sliding glass doors? No. Was the last food item you ate part of a meal or a snack? A snack. What color is your hair brush? I don't use a brush, but a white comb. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? I think I prefer sunny for the sake of helping keep my depression at bay, but sometimes I really do enjoy some nice steady rainfall at the window. Who’s the last person that you hugged, not family? I have no idea. What will your next piercing be? Probably getting my nostril re-pierced. How many people have you kissed, that you can HONESTLY say you loved? Two. Can you recall the last time you liked someone a lot? uhhhhhhhhhh now What’s scarier: spiders or worms? Worms gross me out, but a spider is more likely to actually scare me, but at the same time fascinate me. Do you play poker for real money? No. If you were pregnant, how long would you wait to tell the dad? I'd tell him immediately. Would you ever date out of your own race? I have in the past, and I would again. Do you still watch movies intended for children? Yeah. Hell, more than half the time they're better than "grown up" movies. What’s your favorite movie trilogy? Uhhhh does TLK count? ha ha What would you like to take lessons in? German. Whose Facebook password do you have? Just my own. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school? No. Have you ever crawled through a window? Yes. Are you too forgiving? Yuuuup. Ever have a sleepover with the opposite sex? Well, we were dating. Have you ever gotten someone suspended? No. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher? No. Would you live with someone without marrying them? Yes; I believe you really probably should before getting married so you see if you "fit" as far as household habits and such go. Have you ever wanted to strip naked in front of someone? Yeah no. I'd feel way too awkward. What are you listening to? A John Wolfe video. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital? My mom. Did anyone watch you the last time you kissed someone? I mean possibly, it was a public place, and some people are definitely caught off-guard by seeing two girls kiss. Do either of your parents have any tattoos or piercings? No. Mom wants a tattoo, though, dedicated to all of us kids and her grandkids. Are you desperate for anyone’s approval, in particular? -_- Would you ever stalk a celebrity? Um, no???? You don't stalk ANYBODY. It's a violation of space, privacy, basic respect... Do you have any National Geographic magazines lying around? No. Have you ever been mistaken for the opposite gender? No. Do you use liquid foundation, mousse, or just powder? None. Have you ever picked out a song to listen to on a juke box? Maybe? I don't remember. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places in one day? Oh god, I hope not. I don't remember ever having done that. Have you ever ridden in a limo? No. I always wanted to as a kid. Have you ever tried to put a huge puzzle together? Yeah, I have. I used to like to do that with my mom especially. Ever wake up early on Saturdays to go garage sale shopping? Yes, actually. My family used to love to do that. Do you keep magazines by your toilet? No. Ya better just bring your phone. What did you last take a picture of with your camera? On my actual camera, a hydrangea bush. On the camera on my phone, I believe my cat. Are you proud of who you are? Not... really. If you were a waiter/waitress, would you make good tips? Nope. I'm too awkward and I would NEVER write the orders down quickly enough. I write so slow. What are the best kind of Girl Scout cookies? The chocolate and peanut butter ones. If you hit an animal while driving, would you stop to see if it was okay? Well I doubt it's okay, but I would absolutely stop to move it away from the road and sob my eyes out. I'd probably try to find some flowers to rest on it. What's your favorite kind of pasta? Spaghetti. Have you ever played computer solitaire for hours on end? I don't even know how to play solitaire. What's the dumbest thing you've heard of that supposedly causes cancer? Who the hell knows, everything does apparently. If you saw wet cement, would you place your handprint in it? No. Can you honestly tell the difference between DiGiorno and delivery pizza? Absolutely. Do you own a lava lamp? No, but I would looove one. What charity or cause would you donate $1,000 to if possible? Off the top of my head, the Trevor Project. I'd probably research before actually donating, though. What would you say is your greatest strength? I guess that I care a lot about people. What's one food that you find too disgusting to eat? Things like clams, es cargot, sashimi... just ew. What's something that will never bore you? Uhhhh good question. Pizza Hut or Domino's? Domino's, by a long shot. What's something that always, no matter what, makes you laugh? Stupid Vines, lol. Have you ever been in a canoe? No. How many vehicles does your family own? Just one, my mom's. Are you generally afraid of taking risks? Yes. Have you ever caught/swatted a fly in/with your hand? Ew, no. Would you ever dye your hair bubblegum pink? Yeah. What was the last thing to happen that you really weren't expecting? The woman whose wedding I shot TWO YEARS ago finally reaching out to me about buying some pictures. What does it mean when you start eating less? What does it mean when you start eating more? If I'm eating less, odds are I'm extremely serious about losing weight. If I'm eating more than usual, high odds are I'm depressed or bored. Or I'm on my period. What’s the strangest named pet you’ve ever had? Harry Potter, ha ha. He was a guinea pig. What are some defense mechanisms you find yourself using when in an argument with someone? I'm very likely to just metaphorically flee from it because I fear confrontation so much. Do you know if there is anyone who was once important to you that you will never talk to again, even though you could? If I have any say in it, I'm never talking to Colleen again. List the initials of every person you have ever kissed, from first kiss to most recent kiss. (Put “?”s in the place of initials you don’t know.) I'm not listing their last initial, but anyway: J, T, G, S. Does your face break out right before your period? Not "break out," no. I'll just get a pimple or two. What did you dream about last night? All I remember was that it focused on Jason and his late mother. I miss her so much. I hope so much that whatever exists beyond death, she found the peace she was so worthy of. Do you think the United States health care system needs reform? FUCK yes I do. Our health care system is a disgusting fucking nightmare. Who was the last person you cried over? Jason. My PTSD has been doing quite well, but I had an emotional episode recently nonetheless. Do you prefer ceiling fans or fans that stand up on the floor and you plug in? I use both, but I think my preference is ceiling ones. What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor because he’s hungry, and the only way to feed him was to sleep with a man for a little bit of money? Hypothetically, if I had a child, if I'm totally honest, I probably would. I would hate it, but I'm not letting my child starve to death if I can do something about it. Why do you think evolution is true/false? Because there is substantial evidence for it and imo is the most logical theory we've thought up. Some things about it seem kinda far-fetched, but I still have faith in it. I trust scientists and the evolution we see firsthand, such as caterpillars to cocoons, tadpoles to frogs, etc. Who came through for you at a time when you really, really needed it? Colleen. She let me live with her when I was technically homeless. What turned out better than you thought? Good question. What object did you used to, or do you still, keep hidden? My drawings. I've flipped my shit when Mom's found them in the past, even though she went on and on about how "amazing" they were. I don't draw anything "bad" at all, but still, I don't like people seeing my creativity. Who can’t you figure out? My damn self. What are you hoping for? The most recent thing would be hoping Shonda buys a lot, if not all, the wedding photos I took. I desperately want to use the money along with what I have left from Christmas to buy Venus' terrarium and proper supplies all by myself. What’s the best physical object that you kept from a previous relationship? Idk, there's a few things. What is the most socially unacceptable thing that you have no problem with? Maybe women not shaving. Like I couldn't care less. What have you done that you surprised yourself by doing? *shrug* What used to be a secret about you? Hm. Anything that used to be a secret probably still is one. What is the most stalky thing you’ve ever done? Just Facebook digging, and that's not something I've done a lot off. What did you wind up liking that you didn’t want anything to do with at first? The only thing that comes to mind at the moment is something sexual, so let's not go into that. Who do you owe your life that you can never pay back? Mom and Jason have both saved me from what would've been suicide attempts.

#survey #surveys #random questions #lyrics: ''monkey tree'' by mother mother

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ruusverd-fandom-blog · 5 years ago

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I started this as a reply to another post, but it got super long and went in a bit different direction so I made my own. It probably needs a "read more" but I'm on mobile, so oh well.

Note: I'm talking exclusively about what we see on the screen in the Netflix show here, not the information from the books or games or fanon interpretations.

I think it's interesting that Geralt's supposed emotional constipation and weak social skills only seem to get mentioned in relation to his interactions with Jaskier. Geralt gets along fine for the most part with pretty much everyone else he meets if he wants to (except for his fight with Yen about the wish) and even though he isn't as chatty as his book counterpart, his emotions are generally very clearly conveyed and not inappropriate to whatever situation he's in at the time. There's definitely a lot of trauma and trust issues going on there, but all things considered he's actually a surprisingly functional adult.

I think people assume Geralt is emotionally repressed and socially stunted because he doesn't act like he likes Jaskier or wants him around, but that's only a sign of emotional repression if it isn't true. Watching the show... it looks to me like Geralt genuinely doesn't like Jaskier and doesn't want him around. I'm not going to analyze every scene because this is already going to be really long, but Jaskier gives Geralt very little reason to trust him, let alone like him. It's not a crime or a sign of bad social skills to not want to be friends with someone, particularly someone who doesn't respect you at all. (It definitely is a really bizarre writing choice for both characters since they are supposed to be best friends, but I digress.)

In the very first episode Jaskier is in, he sees Geralt in a tavern, decides all on his own he's going to make him his muse, completely ignores that Geralt isn't interested, gives him some "help" that Geralt didn't ask for and actively objected to, then in later episodes acts like Geralt owes him friendship (and favors, and actual money) in return. He constantly treats Geralt like an idiot who needs Jaskier to run his life. And he does this for literal decades. What part of that was Geralt supposed to interpret as genuine friendship? That's not how a friend would act, even if Jaskier's intentions were good.

And for once let's not pretend his actual intention in writing the song(s) was a selfless desire to help Geralt, at least not entirely. Netflix Jaskier isn't book Dandelion the master poet, celebrated graduate of Oxenfurt and independently famous bard. Netflix Jaskier when we meet him is a young guy who can't even busk in a tavern without having things thrown at him, his songs are that terrible. He latches onto Geralt of Rivia the famous witcher as a potential career boost for himself before he knows Geralt doesn't like to be called the Butcher; he was equally happy to write songs about the Butcher of Blaviken before Geralt punched him. (Also a strange writing choice by the way, Geralt isn't generally the type to punch random strangers for being accidentally insulting. Or even purposefully insulting for that matter.)

People like to talk about how Jaskier made Geralt famous and improved his reputation (which is debatable, I'll get to that in a minute) but I seldom see anyone point out that Jaskier's own professional reputation was entirely built on songs that he attached Geralt's name to without his approval, capitalizing on Geralt's already existing fame to boost his own.

How much the song(s) really helped Geralt is, as I said, debatable. He was clearly already pretty famous if Jaskier recognized him on sight, and the worst instance shown of human prejudice against witchers occurs in episode 1 before the Butcher of Blaviken came to be. In the tavern in Posada he's sitting alone, but he's clearly visible to the whole room and not hiding in his hood like he was in Blaviken, and no one seems hostile towards him for being there. The farmer isn't scared to approach him with a job, and even pays him up front. The Blaviken incident doesn't actually seem on screen to have made Geralt's life noticeably worse than it already was in a practical sense, he just really hates that memory and doesn't like being called a butcher.

The only major difference I can see for Geralt after Jaskier writes his song seems to be that occasionally he gets called White Wolf instead of Butcher (though Butcher is still far more common, at least on screen), and that he now also has a reputation for slaughtering elves, as shown by Calanthe's banquet. Granted the latter likely doesn't hurt his popularity with humans, but Geralt obviously (and rightfully) hates it.

I say again, what part of this is supposed to make Geralt so incredibly indebted to and fond of Jaskier?

There are a lot more instances I could mention, (grabbing the djinn right out of Geralt's hands, trying to use the wishes all for himself and what he chose to wish for, immediately lying about Geralt's feelings to bolster his own reputation when he thinks Geralt just died, I could go on) but the overall impression is that this relationship is really heavily slanted in Jaskier's favor, and Jaskier engages in a lot of controlling behaviors to ensure that he continues to benefit as much as possible, frequently at the expense of Geralt's physical, emotional, and moral comfort. I'm not sure why it's considered "emotionally constipated" for Geralt to be unhappy with this and pretty bluntly tell Jaskier to go away and leave him alone through the whole show.

It's not until episode 6 that Geralt finally snaps and phrases his oft-repeated "go away and leave me alone" so harshly it finally gets through Jaskier's habit of filtering out everything Geralt says. Too harshly maybe, but Geralt has been saying essentially the same thing at every opportunity for 22 years and Jaskier doesn't listen or else just doesn't care. No wonder Geralt finally blew up. It's actually very telling that after so many years Jaskier doesn't even know Geralt well enough to read his moods or warning signs. Maybe Jaskier is the one who actually lacks social skills and/or emotional awareness?

Regardless, I was super turned off by Geralt and Jaskier's relationship in the Netflix show. I wanted so much to like it, but frankly I was relieved when Jaskier finally left in ep 6, for both their sakes. And I felt so bad that I was relieved, because it could have been so much better. If these two are supposed to be friends, the script should have been written so that both Geralt and Jaskier actually like and respect each other and want to be friends, because so far they're just two completely incompatible people. I hope season 2 is better, but given how tv shows usually work my hopes aren't high.

Tl;dr, I don't think the travesty of Geralt and Jaskier's relationship in the Witcher Netflix is due to Geralt being socially inept or emotionally stunted. It's due to the fact these two characters, instead of being written as opposites that attract, are written as a man who deeply hates being taken advantage of, and another man who ceaselessly takes advantage of him. It just doesn't work. Jaskier can't just force or guilt-trip Geralt into being his friend if he doesn't want to, and he's given Geralt precious little reason to want to.

#the witcher #geralt of rivia #jaskier #the witcher netflix #i promise to quit complaining about this #as soon as it quits making me mad

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shellyb04 · 5 years ago

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After watching kdramas on the streaming services I had, I kept seeing recommendations for weightlifting fairy, Kim Bok Joo. So I found Viki. Where I have been trapped, falling in love with a new show after new show ever since.

Shows and my ratings are below the cut.

Weightlifting Fairy, Kim Bok Joo Kim Bok Joo is a weightlifter who is finally realizing there’s more to life than just sports. This features crushes, sweet sweet boys, wholesome ladies, and fluffiness. 10/10 This was SO GOOD! IT still gives me the happiest of feels to even think about it. I just fell head first into this drama. If I had one, teeny tiny nitpick, it would be that I think the 2nd lead is a bit wooden in his acting. I could never get a good read on him. Marriage not dating Fake dating-Plastic surgeon wants his mom off his back and to stay single. He falls into real feelings. 10/10 I straight up love this one. There's drama (the hair pulling in the mall made me shout with happiness). I love fake relationship dramas and that is what this is, until it's not. I just seriously adore this one. Princess Hours AU History, Girl finds out she’s engaged to crown prince in an arranged marriage. She marries him and DRAMA ensues. 3/10 I liked parts of this one a lot, but I just felt like it dragged way too long and kept repeating itself. Plus the 2nd leads Mom was horrible and I felt no pity for her ever. The kiss in the middle between the leads was extra good though.

Goblin First supernatural kdrama. An immortal can only die when his “bride” comes along to pull the sword from his chest. He meets his bride and the Grim Reaper moves in with him. 9/10 It took me a bit to get use to this one as it was my first supernatural drama. I had to look up some history for it, which I love doing so that was cool. Once I was in though, the main couple HAD ME! The Grim Reaper was also fantastic and I wanted more of his friendship with the leads. Super big BROMANCE in this one. I liked all the supporting cast members as well and the last few episodes had me legitimately sobbing.

What's Wrong With secretary Kim Secretary Kim is the perfect secretary until she quits and her boss will do anything to keep her (cause he loves her, but shh, don’t tell him that.) 10/10 The chemistry is on fire, the leads are amazing and I like the secondary and tertiary stories that are going on all around. This just lit me up from within. The only problem was I felt like the reveal of the flashback plot took a bit too long toward the end.

Full House (2004 version) Girls house is accidentally sold to famous actor. Contract marriage ensues. MORE FAKE DATING!! 9/10 I'm a SUCKER for fake married, so they had an easy lead. (Also a sucker for couples who fight to cover their feelings so add another check mark there) Once again, it took me a few eps to get into it, but once I did, the Main Couple were my jam. Fighting to cover feelings is something that I understand and these characters do it in spades. The family dynamic made me super happy as well. My only complaint is I HATE HATE HATE the female leads “best friends.”

Fated to Love You Accidental pregnancy becomes marriage of convenience becomes so much more. 7/10 While a bunch of the side plots in this are super cringey, I bump it massive points for the middle to the end of the show. Now do I think some of the stupidity went on a bit too long? Yes. Just tell the woman you bought her painting and why! Could have cut most of an episode out. But the scenes with the Main Character talking to the baby…just ugh!!! And when I realized he had taken the baby furniture into his room….and eating cake with the baby!! I was a mess for a few of those eps. Also the main guys laugh freaked me out. But be prepared to CRY in a few places.

All I want for Love is You Follows a couple who go to school together and she follows him to medical school (even though she is scared of blood). She’s a dumb jock, he’s a smart sweetie and both are crushing on each other, but hiding it. (He had REASONS, but bleh) 9.5/10 I love almost everything about this Cdrama except the last episode. They cram months and years of stuff into like 5 seconds. We don't have time to process that the lead character may be dead before oops nope he's back. Now kiss and run off camera…what?? But everything leading up to that episode was so good. The horrible were horrible, but ultimately slightly redeemable. The main guys stole my heart. It was everything, (just wish the last ep stuck the landing)

1% of Anything Girl saves an old man, not knowing who he is. The old man without her knowing makes her a condition of his will. His grandson has to marry her to inherit. 9/10 Fake RELATIONSHIPS GIVE ME LIFE! But seriously this one is pretty sweet, once again it does bog down in a couple of places, but overall, super sweet experience

Oh My Venus Girl who was super hot in high school gains weight and then gets dumped by her bf (of like 15 years). She decides to lose weight. Her trainer and she fall for each other in the process. 7/10-the Main relationship was great once it got going, but I struggled with the family/company drama. I got slightly annoyed at the very end of the show when she was bigger again because of her pregnancy and the man wasn't cool with it.

Fight My Way Four best friends (2 girls, 2 boys) live in a apartment block. Main leads are stuck in dead in jobs, missing out on their dreams. But not for long. Also they realize they are stupid in love with each other along the way. 10/10 A bit of a slower start, but after the like second episode I was in love with it. I wish the girl's plot had been moved a bit faster earlier on, but overall, SO SO GOOD. Although the ex-girlfriend in this one serves little purpose.

The World Owes Me a First Love CDrama, Mobile gaming company CEO and his first employee fall in love while dealing with a new dungeon release for their game. 8/10 Perfectly lovely story with sweet people. I was pleasantly diverted

Love in the Moonlight Historical Drama-Woman poses as man for plot reasons and accidentally becomes a eunich in the palace. The Crown Prince falls for her anyway. 8/10 Apparently I really struggle with the historical dramas. I liked most of this one, until the end when it got bogged down in its own plot.

Coffee Prince Girl poses as a guy to get a job. The boss is super confused, but falling in love anyway. 9/10 A ton of sweet moments with some fake relationship and gender misunderstandings. I really liked this one over all. The moment that the main guy kisses the main girl (thinking she's a guy) is one of my favorite moments. Also a later kissing scene is in my top five favorite kdrama kisses.

You're Beautiful Once again, Girl poses as boy, this time as her twin brother, to help him get into a kpop group. And while there...falls for one of the members. The boys do figure it out fairly quickly and decide to help her. 6/10 Okay, but nothing special. The main girl is good, but probably good she never played the brother. But that was part of what made it weird. We heard about the brother for the whole series, but we never saw any personality from him, just sort of heard about it. And the 2nd female was super evil!

Drunken to love you My first Taiwanese drama. Leads get drunk and married. They stay that way for the plot. 8/10 Stupid in all the best way. It did drag a bit and the introduction of the character Daniel felt super forced. Seriously just super campy and I loved it.

Master Devil Do Not Kiss Me Season 1 Cdrama. Poor girl moves into rich house and Rich boy falls for her (with mother rooting for it all) 1/10 The dubbing was bad, the music was bad, the acting was atrocious and I barely made it though and could not do the second season.

My Princess 9/10 Normal girl finds out she's the Princess of Korea. Love the main couple. A few confusing plot bits in the middle and the two politicians add very little to the story. Ending was a bit confusing, is she still the princess or not? Mask 7/10 Woman is forced to take the place of her doppelganger and falls in love with her new husband. melodrama Main couple is too precious for words. Their romance is wonderful. The 2nd leads (and villain couple) are delicious. The sister is layered and understandable while the man takes moustache twirling to a new meaning. Suspicious Partner 10/10 Law student accused of murdering exbf, works with Prosecutor who loses his job over her case. They fall in love and solve murders. Also Super Adorable and ridiculously attractive. A few slow moments made up for by some really intense ones. Could have probably been tightened up into fewer eps, but all bad points made up for by supporting office characters (Investigator Bang and the CEO are the BESTEST) Bromance!

And that’s what I’ve seen so far. Currently watching Touch your heart. Will let you know how it goes!

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goofygargoyle · 4 years ago

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I had a dream where I think I saw the beginning of that apocalypse from that other dream

I'm not sure what actually happened. But it was overnight. Something had stopped existing. And everyone was floundering, confused, upset but not devastated. Had to constantly remind each other. Money was useless now, but that was a side effect, not the cause. Someone said "at least this one isn't a plague so we at least can get together in groups and socialize."

Something infrastructure had collapsed in an unrecoverable way. it might have just been the USA? At one point I'd accidentally ended up in England, but from the boat I hadn't seen enough to know. All I'd seen was a London Pride Parade - I've no idea if that's real. Why was the thames high enough that I saw the parade from slightly above?? isn't that river supposed to be way lower than land?

I walked into an apartment and just hung out there. Like 5 or 6 people shared the apartment. They had very large kitchen windows, I had gone and climbed up on a counter to look outside. The people, all in their twenties, were completely chill with a stranger their age just waltzing in. At one point they realized it was the first of the month and tried to contact their landlord to pay rent. I heard their landlord yelling over the phone because money was worthless now. The landlord was clearly freaking out and taking it out on the one who called.

Something about government and travel and some form of utility was nonexistent. Maybe the internet. Maybe all TV and radio. Phones apparently still worked. Electricity still worked. Water.

Phones still worked and some internet still worked, I guess, because I had an idea that I just had to share: because money isn't real anymore, and our phones would continue working (with or without internet???) We should download as many ebooks and mobile games as we could asap before all the digital stores are taken down. So we'll have things to do in the coming days. But because one person was on the phone I couldn't talk, and of course writing only comes out too messed up to be useful in dreams. But I knew automatic stuff still worked because I'd gotten my disability check that day.

Everyone in the apartment building spilled out into the shared courtyard. Grouped together at tables. Talking quietly. I left when it got too crowded. Waved to the people I'd met. Some teens sneered at me on the way out.

I returned to my own "home" (in the dream). Someone had invaded. He was tall and my age, late 20s or early 30s. Clearly a millennial. White. A jerk. He insisted it was his house now and tried to make me leave.

I lived there with my mom and a third person who might have been my grandma but less physically fragile. Younger maybe? We told the jerk he was welcome to stay - after all there was no ownership or authority anymore and we couldn't forcibly remove him. Plus it was like, it was a tragedy, sort of, and we were willing to share if ppl needed?? But he kept trying to make us leave, to the point of threatening my life. We both broke some wooden chairs into pointy sticks and stood yards apart. I didn't want to kill him. I didn't want to give up my shelter. I didn't want to injure him either, I hate the thought of hurting people. He left me no choice. We threw our ridiculously sharp wooden boards at each other (tbf I was sharpening mine secretly during the posturing and threatening and circling part). I didn't go for anything fatal. I could have as far as strength and skill go, but I couldn't emotionally. I cut a shallow line horizontally across his chest. His bounced off me. He argued this wasn't fair because I had thicker fat and was a smaller target.

I don't know what happened to him next, if he stayed or left.

I got on a broken train with my mom, grandma(?), and a friend who was tagging along and clinging for some reason. like local subway but above ground. It limped along to my destination. we waited in line. When we got to the front we were trading some sort of prebought tickets to movies and events for vouchers. I didn't like the official's offers and it was stupid hot in the building so I stormed out. The "mom" berated me for being childish or whatever.

We split up on the walk home. "Mom" purposefully took a shortcut that triggered my claustrophobia - out of direct malice or a cruel indifference I don't know. My "gran" - physically stronger but mentally gone, followed "mom" unthinkingly. My friend followed me, asking why we weren't going with them. I explained the tunnel they'd need to cross.

We walked. We got lost.

The next thing I remember was ending up on a boat. Like a cross between a yacht and a very tiny ferry. It had a luxury room for the captain/owner at the front/top. No windows, just screens attached to outside cameras. Carpet. ac. The rest of the boat was all seats and crowded. the very back of the boat had the friends from that apartment??? I had to lean over and shout to talk to them. I was trying to convey the thing about apps and ebooks and mobile games.

The boat was attacked by a combination Stormcutter and Bewilderbeast. It was 3 times the size of the boat, had 4 wings, swam fast underwater. I had trouble escaping because of the lack of windows and some block where I didn't think I could fly at all (in MOST dreams I can fly! I have no idea what was going on in this one). But at some point I was on land again?? I saved some baby dragons... a nightlight and something like a typhoomerang. Both were the size of housecats. The nightlight spoke childish English. The other baby dragon just screeched. It's mom approached and she spoke English, something like it wasn't her first language and the baby hadn't learned it yet. I found the people who'd sent the behemoth after the boat. They insisted it was way less harmful than it looked, that they'd just been scaring everyone on the boat for some plan??

Back in my "home city". things had taken a dangerous and violent turn. People were running and hiding. It was night. Some sort of crime boss was hunting down civilians and his own people who had quit due to the apocalypse. He was angry and had way too many guns and still way too many underlings. I ran, hid, ran, debated using alleyways or if they were too closed in. Something was narrating about how this version of Earth was like. An abandoned videogame? Like "the people of this Earth have no idea they aren't the main Earth. They don't know this version of Earth is far more violent, that they've all respawned multiple times without remembering. That they're just a videogame version of Earth that no one plays anymore. Well now they're all on their last life and they'll have to make the best of the one they got." and I had a vision of like a gta city turning into a real city?

it was like a twilight zone wrap up narration

#dream #dreams #long post #apocalypse tw

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lovemesomesurveys · 4 years ago

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What do you usually order from Subway/Togo’s/another sandwich place? Wheat bread, turkey, salami, Monterrey Jack cheese, mayo, pickles, and olive oil and vinegar or some kind of sandwich spread.

Have you ever talked about your period with a guy? Were they okay with it, or grossed out? No. I never felt comfortable talking about that with anyone, really, but definitely not a guy. I just always kept that to myself, I didn’t feel the need to discuss it with anyone.

Have you ever been to small/church/bible group/study (forced to or wanted to)? I’ve been to church and I’ve participated in several Bible studies the past year and have done so by choice. I went to church as a kid sometimes with my grandparents, which wasn’t really my choice at the time.

In-N-Out, ever been there? If not, what’s a good burger place around your town? Yeah, numerous times. Would I be a true Californian if I didn’t? ha. Honestly, though, I don’t think it’s that great or what it’s hyped up to be. When we got a Five Guys several years ago, which was a east coast thing, I remember thinking it was way better.

How many people do you know with the name Ashley/Ashlee? I don’t know any currently.

Have you ever been to an asian (any type) market? If so, what is the closest one to you? Yeah, a few.

What would you do if the person you have feelings for showed up at your door? I don’t have romantic feelings for anyone.

How long does it typically take you to get over people? It always took me a long time.

What did your last text message say? “Yes.”

How many people have texted you today? Did you reply to all of them? No one has texted me so far.

When was the last time you drank something with alcohol? 8 years ago on my birthday.

Have you ever slept with a member of the opposite sex without having sex? I’ve never slept with a member of the opposite sex, period.

Will you talk to the person you like tonight? There’s no such person.

How would you feel if your significant other had tattoos? I don’t think I’d mind. Although, I personally don’t really like a body full of tatts and I really don’t care for face tatts. That’s just my personal preference.

Do you actually eat breakfast lunch and dinner everyday? No, not all 3. There’s a lot of days I just have dinner and my late night bowl of ramen I have every night. Somedays I have lunch. I rarely have breakfast, but I do eat breakfast food a lot.

Is there something else you should be doing? I should be trying to go to sleep.

Was your last text message from someone of the opposite sex? No.

If you could have a free plane ticket to anywhere, where would you choose to go? I’d have to really think about that, there’s so many places I’d love to visit given the chance. Not in these current times given the pandemic, but ya know.

Have you felt ill at all in the past week? Yes.

What’s the approximate total cost of the clothes you’re wearing? Maybe $40.

Where was the last place on your body that you felt physical pain? My back.

Has someone of the opposite sex made you smile recently? My brother brought me a Starbucks yesterday, which made me smile.

Can your significant other/crush sing? I don’t have either of those

What do you want/need right now? I need to sleep.

How much does the last person you texted really know about you? She knows a lot about me.

Who was the last person you apologized to? What did you apologize for? I apologized just a bit ago when calling to cancel my doctor appointment.

What are the initials of the person you have feelings for? Sigh.

Did you straighten your hair today? No. I haven’t straightened my hair in years.

Is it okay to like someone else, if you already have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Uh, not to me it isn’t.

Would you spend the night in a haunted house? No.

Look in a mirror. Are you 100% happy with what you see? Why/why not? Umm, how about no.

Will tomorrow be better than today? I haven’t done much today so far, it’s only 7:37AM.

What are you listening to right now? An ASMR video of course.

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? The receptionist at my doctor’s office.

Do you look your age? I think I look younger.

Last person you texted? My mom.

What color is your hair? Naturally it’s dark brown, but I dye it red. Have you ever gone out of your way to make someone happy? Yes.

Does it bother you when people respond with one word texts? Not unless I feel like there's a reason for the conversation to continue. <<< Yeah, if we’re having a conversation it makes it difficult. Or if I’ve said something I feel warrants more of a response. Sometimes one word is all that’s needed.

Could you cry right now? I’d rather not.

How late did you stay up last night and why? I think I fell asleep a little after 5AM.

Does it take a lot to make you cry? No. Somedays I’m already on the verge of tears so it takes very little.

Has anyone made you upset lately? Yes.

When was the last time you completely broke down? About a week ago.

If you were given the chance to go to Paris, would you go? Not currently, but in better circumstances yes absolutely.

Are there certain things that can’t be joked about with you? Certain things, yeah.

Have you ever been dumped? Yes.

Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings? I’d like to experience a serious relationship.

How have you been feeling today? Mehhh.

Do you chew your pens? No.

Is there anything you DIDN’T like about today? Like I’ve said, it’s still really early and nothing has happened so far.

Where’s your phone right now? Near me on my bed.

Is there a certain person that makes you feel safe? My family does.

Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with? No. It was the receptionist at my doctor’s office who I don’t even know, but he seemed nice.

What is the stupidest thing you’ve heard somebody say recently? Uhhh.

What is your favorite slang word for penis? I don’t have a favorite slang word for penis...

If you found a full tube of lipgloss on the ground, would you pick it up and keep it or would you throw it away? Ew, I definitely wouldn’t keep it. I don’t want some random and used lipgloss that’s gross. I wouldn’t do anything with it, I’d just keep going.

Do you ever listen to music to fall asleep to? No, I listen to ASMR.

If your parents.. or anybody else.. found your cell phone, would they be horrified at any of the messages in our inbox/outbox? No. Majority of the messages are from them anyway. The others are from my brother and my Nana lol.

Do you get offended if someone repeatedly checks their mobile phone when you’re out for lunch or dinner? It gets annoying when you’re trying to talk to them and they’re clearly distracted and not paying attention.

When you drink alcohol with friends, do you play drinking games? We did sometimes.

If you were a waiter/waitress, would you make good tips? I don’t know?

Forget about toppings. What type of CRUST do you like on pizzas? I like pan or high rise.

Would you prefer an ice cream sundae or an ice cream cone? Ice cream sundae. I take too long to finish stuff and ice cream cones get too messy.

What are the best kind of Girl Scout cookies? Thin Mints are the top fave, but I like the others as well except for the coconut ones.

Have you ever had an allergic reaction to a certain medication? No.

Puff, puff…do you need an inhaler to survive? No.

What’s your favorite kind of pasta? Spaghetti or pesto pasta.

Do you watch independent films? Yeah, some. If a movie looks interesting then I’ll likely check it out.

Do you constantly doubt yourself? I completely doubt myself.

Have you ever played computer solitaire for hours on end? I probably did when I was a kid. Back when that and messing around on Paint was pretty all there was to do haha.

Are you scared of roller coasters because of Final Destination 3? I was scared before then.

If you were digging and found buried treasure, would you tell anyone? I’d tell my family and then figure out what to do.

Do you still whip out the Nintendo on random occasions? The only Nintendo I have is an Nintendo Switch.

Have you ever seen anyone fall down an escalator? Funny or scary? Nooo, omg. That wouldn’t be funny at all.

Do you think wearing jeans to work is unprofessional? No, not necessarily. Depends on the job, of course.

Are you uneasy about eating from a buffet? Yeah, I don’t like buffets.

Can you honestly tell the difference between DiGiorno and delivery pizza? Definitely. My favorite pizza is from this local pizza place, but DiGiorno isn’t bad.

#personal #text #survey #surveys

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skellies-n-their-human · 5 years ago

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more bio shit (i’ll edit this to look more presentable when i have access to a computer, tumblr mobile really sucks :< i apologize if it’s hard to read for the time being)

Sans owns the house that everyone lives in. He’s pretty laidback and lenient about lots of things, so it takes a lot to get him angry. But when he does, he gets pretty fuckin’ scary. In fact, everyone is or has been scared by Sans at one point (which is kinda funny, considering Sans’ biggest fetish is fear). Thankfully he’s only gotten super angry twice. No one likes to talk about it.

Sans is also a space geek — more than a few times has he been caught reading a thick astronomy book “hidden” inside of a little paperback full of jokes and wordplay. If you have a question about the universe, he’ll most likely have an answer at the ready. Suffers from hypersomnia, so he sleeps a lot.

Papyrus is a pure SOUL, and everyone can’t help but love him. He’s super sweet and loves to help everyone out! Unsurprisingly, he’s very good with kids. He’s often given the nick Creampuff and he’s come to not only accept it at this point, but to embrace it. YES he is a creampuff, soft and fluffy with yummy filling inside! What of it?! He’s so full of energy, and would absolutely beat you in a game of DDR.

He is nonbinary, going primarily by he/him pronouns, but any pronouns are perfectly okay with him! Papyrus is also gray-ace, preferring to keep away from any sexual stuff, but is not outright repulsed by it.

At first glance, Red would seem to be your stereotypical “macho man.” He’s big and burly, drinks and smokes, he’s loud and rude — basically a skeletal frat boy. But what most people don’t see from him is his softer side; he’s such a romantic, he will go out of his way to plan the perfect date night for he and his partner/s. He loves to spoil, and will do exactly that. He’ll give little inexpensive gifts every now and then, like your favorite candy he picked up while buying some cigarettes, or maybe a pair of shoes you’ve been looking at during your online window-shopping. He’s better at showing his love through actions than through words, and he tends to stutter when he shows any sort of strong emotion, like anger or nervousness. Despite this, he’s not one to sugarcoat his opinions. Has an affinity for cars and casually watch NASCAR (he’s not a huge fan or anything).

Boss... oof. Boss is Red’s younger brother. He and Red grew up in a very hostile environment. I won’t go into it much on this post, but Red took raised him from a babybones, but once Boss reached adolescence Red fell into a deep, heavy depression and the roles were reversed. He’s strict and a little mean at times, but he’s only doing what he was taught in order to protect himself and others. That being said, his displays of affection start out very rare, as showing affection was considered a sign of weakness. Eventually he’ll open up to hugs, kisses, cuddles, and even *gasp* PDA, but it will take some time before he gets to that point. He has a high LV, the highest of all the skeletons, and it affects him greatly. When Boss feels any sort of strong negative emotion, he’s at risk of his LV taking over his mind and body, putting not only himself but those around him in danger. There’s a special protocol in place to calm him down whenever this occurs.

On a brighter note, he loves to cook and is very good at it. He keeps a small booklet of everyones favorite recipes! His dream is to open a five-star restaurant.

Stretch loves sweets, adores companionship, and taking everything slow and steady. He’s never in a rush, the chill stoner he is. Most of the time you can find him lounging on a sofa or armchair playing cheap games on his phone. He’s the kind of guy who would spend hours browsing a Spencer’s, staying towards the back and giggling at the silly sex toys. Stretch is extremely interested in the concept of body piercing, and though he’d never get any piercings himself, he’d love to become a professional body piercer one day.

He lives off of touch, both giving and receiving; hugs whenever he’s greeting someone, a bit of hand holding while walking together, little head pats or shoulder touching when he’s standing next to you. His primary love language is touch, and it becomes apparent very quickly. He also had an oral fixation, and will usually be seen with a cigarette, a joint, or a lollipop between his teeth.

Blue, it almost seems, is going through a permanent sugar rush. In fact, he’s not really allowed to indulge in sweets because of how even *more* hyperactive they make him. That’s okay though, he’s more into salty and savory foods. He has a habit of working himself to exhaustion, sometimes even having to be nursed back to health by Stretch or Papyrus.

Blue’s a little -shit- /troublemaker/, using those big, bright eyes of his to play innocent, easily deceiving anyone and everyone (unless you’re used to his tactics, then he just gets frustrated). He’s a social butterfly and absolutely hates being alone for long periods of time. He doesn’t do well under pressure and as a result, isn’t good at lying or keeping secrets. He loves sports, but most of the time he’ll just go for a quick run with a buddy.

Slim is a gentle giant, easily towering over all of the other skeletons yet wouldn’t hurt a fly. He’s selectively mute, speaking only once in a blue moon. In fact, if it wasn’t for his extreme height, one would almost forget he existed. He’s been through a lot back home, developing severe general anxiety disorder and perhaps showing signs of C-PTSD? No one but Razz can say for sure, and Razz isn’t going to tell anyone anytime soon. Slim’s jacket is his security blanket, and he rarely takes his hood off, even home. The only times his entire skull is seen is straight out of the shower, or in the morning after he stumbles out of bed. Even during heatwaves, he has to be coaxed into taking it off.

Despite being so withdrawn, Slim craves companionship and tries to join in on group activities to the best of his ability. Like Stretch, he’s very touch-hungry and will help himself to cuddles. He’s pretty primal and dog-like, and uses petplay as a coping tool. He kiiinda has a problem with drooling, apparently it’s happened ever since his fangs got -pulled- knocked out. Even his new gold replacements don’t seem to help any. He doesn’t let it bother him, he just wipes his mouth on his sleeve and moves on. Most skeleton monsters have the ability to purr, and his is the loudest.

Whereas Slim is the tallest, his brother is the shortest of the group. Razz often wears heels to compensate for this, so most of the time he appears just about the same height as Blue (or taller, depending on the pair of shoes he’s wearing), even if he’s three or four inches shorter. He doesn’t let his lack of height get in the way, as he still has the the courage to boss everyone around. He’s very hard to please and can even be pretty argumentative about the littlest things. Despite this, he tries not to push people past their limits and he looks out for those closest to him, even if he has questionable ways of showing his love.

Razz keeps his interests to himself most of the time, so not too much is known about him when compared to the others. What we /do/ know is that he’s interested in fashion, sometimes sketching out a few designs even if he’ll never have the ability to create them — at least, not yet. Maybe someday he’ll pick up tailoring and fashion design as a full-time hobby. The closest he’s ever come to that was designing and creating the collar Slim constantly wears around his neck.

#edit later #info #sans #papyrus #red #boss #stretch #blue #slim #razz

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x0401x · 5 years ago

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Is no24 good

Okay, this took me a while to answer, so sorry for the late reply! And sorry for not putting a read more. I'm on mobile.

That's kind of a difficult question because I honestly don't know whether it's actually good or not. It's an original anime, so there's no source material to see more of its contents, and just one episode wasn't enough for me to decide whether or not I'll stick with it. The animation, art style, soundtrack, sceneries and narrative are pretty good, but there's a number of things that made me very wary of this show, so right now, I'm sitting on the fence. I'll list down the points that caught my attention so you can evaluate whether or not it's worth your time.

First, the bad ones:

1. It's extremely, unabashedly fatphobic. This is probably what turned me off the most in episode one. There's this one character who's actually a very nice but slightly overzealous junior of the protagonist, and it was honestly painful to see the way that the creators treat him. He's good-intentioned and energetic, and often sings his seniors' praises, yet there are many scenes that highlight unpleasant facts about him, which are all connected to his weight. For example, sweating a lot or having difficulty to pass through narrow spaces, or worst of all, that he stinks. This one made me seriously mad. I'm honestly hoping there will be some sort of scene later showing him playing a big part in something that will be of great help for the team (or at least for the protag) and that this will make everyone realize his true potential. But I won't raise my expectations because he's surely just a minor character. I feel really bad for him, and it's pretty hard to get attached to any of the characters who occasion act like he's a nuisance.

2. Some characters look too childish. I mean, I can totally understand that people look like they're fresh out of high school during their first year in college, but that's not the case with the main character, and a few of the characters look straight-up like middle school kids. It's weird, specially when you think that the audience is supposed to feel charmed by their looks.

3. The pacing is a little fast. A lot happens in just one episode, and it's a bit hard to empathize with the characters while keeping up with the issues presented when you don't even know why you should be caring about them in the first place. So far, I've only managed to get attached to three or four characters even though dozens of them were introduced.

Now, for the good ones:

1. The storyline is fairly original. This normally earns points in my book. I won't go too much into detail, but first things first, it's very rare to see a sports anime centered on adult characters, who are college students, rather than teenagers. The premise is that the protag was involved in a motorcycle accident and got severe hernia, so he can no longer play the sport he loves, which in this case is rugby. He has gone through intensive rehab for many months and now has to repeat a year. In order to help his team and stay as close as he can to the field, he starts training to be the club's manager. That of course means heavy work, which he shouldn't be doing but does either way because it's all he has now. He screws up at first and is aware that he must look lame in the eyes of some teammates, but he continues doing what he thinks is best. I've never seen a plot like that before, so kudos to the writers for that sparkle of creativity.

2. The main character, Natsusa, is also pretty different from any I've ever seen in a sports anime. Girly name, girly face, but no one makes a fuss about it. He's passionate about rugby and was good at it, but he's no genius with miraculous talent that everyone is jealous of, no authority figure with exemplary discipline, no nerd with hidden skills that only work for specific moments of the game, and yet he's most definitely not what you could define as "normal". He's the idol type, and it shows both in his looks and personality. This is normally the kind of person that men hate, both in anime and real life. But he has leadership and persuasion on his favor, so he's liked by juniors and seniors, except one particular guy whose motives we don't know yet. He's also very perceptive and tries to do what he can for his teammates, going around helping them solve their respective problems, rather than the whole club's teamwork centering only on his issues for some reason and all of the members going through unnecessarily dramatic trouble to help him solve his problems instead. Natsusa tries to face his obstacles with positivity and optimism, so he doesn't lose face. In other words, he's not hotheaded, geeky, aloof or overly innocent like most sports anime protags, but fragile-looking yet charismatic and shrewd. He's also apparently from a functional family and it looks like both of his parents are alive. Also, rather than having one best friend who's like an overbearing mom and one rival who's always pushing his buttons, he has two best friends, one who's caring but not obsessive, and one who has seemingly screwed up big time. But Natsusa himself holds no grudges against him from what we have been shown, so there's probably more than it meets the eye to the whole situation. I like that breath of fresh air, though some of the cuteness in Natsusa is annoyingly exaggerated at times.

3. The characters seem generally less cliché and more human than average in this one. They have differing body types and not all of them are conventionally attractive. Moreover, you can tell they have underlying personal issues that are realistic and more drastic than the usual stuff, which involve health and sometimes cause them to give up things they love. Kudos for that realism, and I commend the narrative for throwing bits of info in the right places and doing foreshadowing the right way. And who knows? Maybe this also involves family problems and whatnot. It seems like a story about overcoming these issues and moving on in unexpected ways too, and if so, I hope it keeps up like that. The opening made me fear that I was going to watch a show about an idol group camouflaged as rugby team and I was scared shitless for a second, but I'm glad to have been betrayed on that matter.

Other than this, there's a lot of gay subtext going on, as one would expect, but I'm not sure what to think of it. It's open and heavy, even more than the doses of fanservice you'd find in most series. I'm praying that it'll turn out to be more than just that, but again, this show is clearly full of female fetishes, so I won't get my expectations up.

I hope this wall of text wasn't a pain to read and that it answered the question! If not, feel free to come back anytime.

#number24 #number 24 #yuzuki natsusa

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spirithunterscenarios · 5 years ago

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NG: {Sweets Headcanon}

This is kind of an extra for @gingerbread-frogsu since I did the Death Mark cast in the ask they sent me. I’m too scared to make super long posts in mobile because I’ve been losing most of what I type when I save.

Here we go!

In canon, it’s already confirmed that Akira dislikes sweet things when you get his bio information but considering some of his dialogue in parts of the game I’m making the assumption that he tolerates the taste. Something mildly sweet isn’t too awful if he has to eat it...

Seiji is another one who gets canon information regarding food, as it mentions that he likes fruit and we see a rather extravagant . I’m willing to say that he probably likes sweets, but probably mostly stuff in fruity flavors or just fruit itself. Gummy candy is my personal headcanon.

Oh yeah, Kaoru definitely likes sweets. Maybe not as super enthusiastically as I noted for Ai in my last post, but she enjoys them. Little candies every now and then, pastries and cakes from cafes are my headcanon fave for her. Especially if they’re cute! She probably hangs out with Ami at cutesy little restaurants that serve stuff like that. Can she have extra whipped cream with that though?

Ami loves them! Especially when she gets to enjoy them with other people, even if it’s mainly Kaoru because her big bro isn’t a fan. She doesn’t really overdo it or anything. Her favorite flavor in candy or pastries is probably something like strawberry. Pastel colored stuff is especially attractive to her.

Ban is kind of indifferent here. It’s not bad every once in a while to have something sweet, but he doesn’t really mind if he goes without for a while. He probably keeps some cheap hard candies or gum on him to help him concentrate when he’s writing. Stuff like butterscotch, caramel, coffee... Smooth rich flavors suit him in my opinion.

Rose is a fan. She can take the strong stuff when drinking, but she also loves sweet cocktails every now and then and she has some fine tastes for sweet stuff. High quality chocolates definitely hit the spot and she’d probably love candy that dared to use rose flavor. It’s actually not as strange as it sounds.

Considering Mitsuru can eat the manju despite everyone seeming to hate it, I can imagine that he’s got some broad tastes. Modern, traditional, it all hits the spot the same for him. What can he say? He likes his food and while the modern stuff is good, sometimes traditional desserts have their comfort.

Natsumi likes them and probably likes flavors similar to the ones that I listed for Ban. I like to believe that she probably has a taste for green tea flavored sweets. Like Mitsuru, I think she might like some more traditional things as well. Comfort food, what can she say?

Reina strikes me as the type who only likes them every so often. Might even be another fan of green tea and coffee flavoring here, but if she has something sweet it’s probably going to be a quick pastry or something she got from the bakery. Probably always has a pack of chewing gum on her though.

#spirit hunter ng #spirit hunter: ng #i feel kind of bad because these are short

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honeysunned · 6 years ago

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Forbidden III

Warnings: Smut, Cursing

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“Okay, I’m sick of this.”

You looked up from your place on your bed, startled by the sudden intrusion of your best friend. Your best friend who you had been avoiding, to be more specific. You stared up at Mylene in slight shock. You didn’t know why you were surprised that she’d gotten fed up with your behavior and decided to just confront you herself. She’d always been a “no bullshit” kind of girl.

“…what are you talkin’ about?”

It was a dumb question, because you both knew exactly what she was talking about. The brown-skinned girl stomped over to you until she was right in front of your bed, tossing her dark faux locs over her shoulder before crossing her arms over her chest.

“So you just gone act like I’m stupid, huh?” she demanded. “What’s up with you? I haven’t seen you in over a week.”

“I’ve just been…busy,” you lamely replied with a shrug.

“Busy? Or mopin’?”

You glanced up at her, deciding that if she was going to write your strange behavior off as heartbreak, then you were going to roll with it. After all, how could you tell her that you were avoiding her, because you slept with her brother? You were avoiding her, because you couldn’t look her in the face and act like you didn’t. How would you even go about explaining that you were in a funk, because you found out that your brother and his friends completely ruined high school for you, and that Erik, said friend’s brother that you slept with, was in on it?

“A lil’ of both,” you finally answered.

Mylene sat down with a sigh.

“(Y/N)…men can be trash. You know it, Spirit knows it, and I know it...”

Oh, you knew just how trash they could be alright.

“…but that doesn’t mean you put your life on hold just because some ashy nigga did you wrong. You need time, I get it. First heartbreak is rough, but don’t you think you’ll get over the shit faster if you’re around your friends…versus sulking in your room by yourself?”

She bumped her shoulder with yours, causing you to look up at her with a small smile.

“The semester is over. This is our time to hang out as much as we can before the next one starts, and I refuse to let that shrimp-dick bitch ruin it.”

You loved Mylene, loved being around her, but you didn’t know if you could after what you had done. You didn’t know if you could hang around her like everything was normal. More importantly, you didn’t know if you could hang around her house, and her brother, without doing something stupid.

“Pack some shit, and come over. You know if you leave me and Spirit alone for too long we’ll just end up killin’ each other,” she said.

You sighed before finally relenting with a nod.

“…okay.”

“I’ll be in the car. If you take too long, I’m comin’ back in here and dragging your ass out,” she threatened before slipping out.

You reluctantly threw some clothes and smell goods into your large tote, chewing on your lip as you did so. You had avoided Mylene and her house like the plague after the incident at the party. You felt so guilty for sleeping with Erik, but after learning what you learned, now, you just felt foolish. Erik really expected you to believe that he wasn’t scaring guys off left and right just to make his chances of getting with you even better? That in his sick mind, he wasn’t trying to save you for himself?

You shook your head in disgust, clutching your bag to your shoulder as you exited your room. The worst part was that if you hadn’t met Antonio before school started, Erik might have succeeded. Key word being might. He was shitty, always had been, and part of you felt like you would have had more common sense than to lose your virginity to someone like him. As you made your way through the house and to the door, you heard your name being called.

You paused, taking a step back and looking into the kitchen. You pursed your lips, glaring at your brother as he leaned against the counter, reluctantly motioning you over. You hadn’t spoken to him since the party, convinced that if you tried to, you’d just end up smothering his ass in his sleep. He sucked his teeth as you remained motionless.

“Man, stop actin’ like that and come over here.”

“Acting like what? Like I’m mad at you? Because I am…”

“Let me just…,” he trailed off with a heavy sigh, crossing his arms over his chest. “You don’t get it…”

“Get what? Get how you and your group of chicken heads made high school miserable for me?”

Hakeem was quiet for a minute, seeming to think over his next choice of words.

“Look, sophomore year, there was a group of dudes making bets and pools and shit on the freshmen girls…”

You blinked, heart dropping to your stomach as you processed his words, brain working to put the pieces together.

“I’m not gone lie, I was one of em…” you frowned at this “…it was a game. It was supposed to be fun. Just stupid shit that boys do.”

You scoffed at that, crossing your arms over your chest.

“Boys will be boys, am I right?” you sarcastically remarked.

“Man, just listen,” he complained, and you huffed. “I didn’t think nothin’ of it…until I came into the locker room one day, and all these guys start scramblin’ to hide somethin’ from me. They weren’t smart about it, and I didn’t stop until I snatched the shit.”

He looked down, exhaling.

“It was a whole other list of girls that I didn’t even know about…and your name was on it.”

You knew that it was coming, but it still made your heart jump, mind wondering what could have been if he hadn’t found that list.

“I went crazy. I started swinging, beatin’ the shit outta anybody I could get my hands on. That’s why I got suspended that second week of school,” he confessed.

You remembered nagging at him for that, asking him what kind of stupid you had to be to get suspended on the second week.

“It really messed me up, y’know? That these guys who were supposed to be my friends were standing around talkin’ about my sister like that. Talkin’ about…”

“Talkin’ about treating me like you treated girls?”

He shook his head, waving you off.

“I’m not sayin’ that I had any right, or I wasn’t wrong my damn self, just that it fucked with me. After that, all I could think about was that fucking list, and I just…”

He shrugged.

“I didn’t trust none of ‘em to even look at you right. I’m not excusin’ it or nothin’. I just want you to understand…”

You released a breath that you didn’t know you were holding, taking in everything that he’d said. He was right. It didn’t excuse what he did, or made it right, but you did understand how that could drive him to react in such an extreme way.

“I’m not saying I forgive you or anything, but…I get it.”

He nodded, accepting that, and you turned and left the house.

It was the truth, you did get it. No, you definitely didn’t agree with it, but he was a fifteen year old boy at the time who had just discovered that so-called friends of his were trying to make a game out of fucking his sister. You were sure that he probably wished he could have handled it differently, but you couldn’t exactly expect profound rational thinking from a fifteen year old kid. Part of you wondered what could have happened if he hadn’t found that other list.

Just ten minutes ago, you hated him for ruining your high school experience for you, but now… You instead wondered if he saved you from an even worse high school experience. You liked to think that you would have been smart enough to not be fooled by mean-hearted sophomores and upperclassmen, but were you giving yourself too much credit? You were fourteen, impressionable, and truth be told, you went into high school expecting romance and attention from “cute older boys”. If you were being honest with yourself, you probably would have eaten it up and fallen right for the bullshit.

You glanced at Mylene as she drove to her house, Erik suddenly on the brain. You weren’t naïve enough to think that Erik went along with Hakeem’s little crusade purely to protect you, but now you thought that maybe it did have a bigger hand in it than you originally believed. It was possible that Erik at the time, also a fifteen year old boy, latched onto your brother’s fears and figured that it was the only logical solution too.

You leaned your head against the window and sighed, more confused than you were before about your feelings regarding Erik.

“See? What I tell you?”

You glanced over to where Spirit was pointing and chuckled at Mylene’s limp form, head leaning against the wall as light snores escaped her nose.

“She always talkin’ ‘bout some damn movie night and be the first one knocked out,” Spirit complained.

“…isn’t she anemic?”

“Bitch, what the fuck that got to do with anything?”

You bust out laughing, covering your mouth and glancing at Mylene again.

“Spirit, you so fuckin’ stupid,” you giggled.

She waved you off, shoving some more popcorn into her mouth as she leaned back against the pillows. You suddenly got up, having the urge to pee.

“I’ll be back,” you told her, a grunt being the only reply that you got.

You walked down the hall, briefly glancing at the light coming from underneath Erik’s door as you passed. You hadn’t seen him all evening, and you weren’t sure if you wanted to or not. Hakeem’s confession didn’t diminish your anger and feelings of betrayal in the slightest, but it did give you a little perspective…a little understanding.

You pressed your hands to your nose as you exited the bathroom, loving the way the lemon hand soap smelled. You were just about to pass Erik’s door when it cracked open, and he stepped out, leaning against the frame. Your eyes widened slightly, and he stared you down.

“…can we talk?”

His voice was low, and you were suddenly reminded of the fact that his sister and your other best friend were just in the next room. You pursed your lips, undecided.

“I jus’ wanna talk to you. I’m not the kind of guy you think I am, and I want you to know that…”

You glanced at Mylene’s closed room door before reluctantly stepping inside, failing to ignore the way you felt when your shoulder brushed across his chest.

“Hakeem told me about the list,” you said as he closed the door.

You watched his eyebrows raise, arms crossing over his chest as he walked past you.

“I been told him to tell you. I don’t know why he waited so damn long,” he confessed.

“…you did?”

“You’re not stupid, and I’m not gone lie to you. Yeah, I had no problem helpin’ Hakeem out in high school, because I liked you too, but sometimes I did think he was going too far. I told him to just tell you about the stupid list, and let you decide shit out for yourself.”

You took this in, shuffling your feet.

“If you liked me…how come you never told me? I mean, I know what you said about my brother, but… If it was genuine…” you shrugged. “I don’t know. It just seems to me that if your intentions were genuine and good, you would’ve told me. You would’ve fought for me.”

Erik nodded.

“Yeah, you right, but I was a stupid kid. Hakeem and I had just started to really hang out and shit, and…,” he trailed off.

“You didn’t wanna lose him,” you finished.

You walked towards him, steps unsure.

“Do you…still like me? Or was it really just about the sex?”

Erik reached out, pulling you closer, one hand digging into your ass. He looked up at you as he sat on his bed, teeth sinking into his bottom lip.

“I was always feelin’ you. I thought you were cute and smart, and funny. Hangin’ around Hakeem all the time just made the shit worse…”

You stared at him for a while, in slight disbelief at what you were about to do.

“You’re an asshole, Erik. You know that, right?”

He chuckled, pulling until you were in his lap, legs on either side of him.

“…an asshole who made you come twice, though,” he bragged.

“Boy, you ain’t special. Plenty of girls get lucky and find a guy who can really put it down. Last year, Mylene-.”

“Eh, eh, eh. Why the fuck would you mention my sister and the shit she do at a time like this?”

“…cause I thought it’d be funny…and it was,” you chuckled.

“Oh, you got jokes,” he said, brushing his lips against yours.

You didn’t reply, mouth occupied as you rested your hands on his shoulder. His teeth nipped at your bottom lip, pulling you closer, pressing you firmly against him, and you squirmed.

“…Mylene is-.”

“If I know my sister as well as I think I do, she’s knocked out,” he interrupted, kissing your jaw.

“…but I can’t- I can’t do this,” you said, pulling away and sliding out of his lap.

Erik heaved a sigh, looking up at you, locs kissing his forehead.

“She’s my best friend, and…she gets funny about you. She low-key hates your ass. You have a habit of fucking her friends and ruining shit for her. You were right at the party. If she found out, she would hate me.”

He reached for you, the corner of his mouth curving upwards just the slightest.

“…then I guess we’ll just have to be quiet, huh?”

You bit your lip as he pulled you closer, glancing over your shoulder. You knew how Spirit could get, and you knew that she’d probably already forgotten about you, too invested in the movie. She wouldn’t even remember you until it was over. His fingers took hold of your chin, turning your head in time for his lips to meet yours. He pulled you back into his lap, pushing your t-shirt up past your hips before removing it completely.

You choked out a soft moan when his lips wrapped around your exposed nipple, collapsing over him when he fell back. He rolled, pinning you beneath him, and you wrapped your legs around his waist. Your hands fumbled to get him as naked as you almost were, heart erratically thumping in your chest. It wasn’t long before he was sliding inside of you, nails raking down his back as he did so.

Your chest was heaving, quiet pants leaving your lips as he repeatedly pressed his hips to yours. It was fairly quiet, save for your occasional whimper and the occasional curse that would leave his lips. You tried not to think about his sister, your best friend, sleeping right next door, none the wiser. You tried not to think about how furious your brother would be if he found out.

The only thing that you could really focus on was the way Erik was thrusting into you, hand pressed into the skin just below your neck, thumb drawing patterns against your throat. He bent down, teeth nipping anywhere he could reach, the lewd sounds of him fucking you reaching your ears.

When you were done, you lay beside him, struggling to catch your breath as he did the same. You stared up at the ceiling, wondering what would happen, now. There had been an excuse for the first time. Albeit, not a very good one, but an excuse nonetheless. Now, you had nothing.

Erik reached over, wrapping his fingers around his phone, briefly looking at something before setting it back down onto the nightstand. He turned to face you, kissing you, and you returned it. You wanted to ask questions, wanted to know where you stood. Was this just sex, or more? You weren’t sure why, but you didn’t know which possibility scared you more.

“Imma go get you a towel,” he said.

You replied with a quiet ‘okay’, and watched him pull his pants on before exiting the room. You sat up with a sigh, pulling the sheet up over your chest. Out of the corner of your eye, you saw his phone light up, but you paid it no mind. You reached over to grab your t-shirt and underwear, holding them in your hands as you waited for him to get back. It was then that you saw it.

You straightened up, glancing at the text that popped up on the screen.

‘Shame you couldn’t pop that cherry, but second is close enough, right? 🤣 ’

You froze for half a second, immediately grabbing his phone. You knew his password, all of y’all did. Mylene used to always go through his phone, messing with his dates and shit, and in all the years she did it, he didn’t change it. You doubted that he would’ve done so in the past year.

You were right, and as you scrolled through his messages, you felt like you were going to be sick. It was a group chat full of names that you didn’t recognize, and they were all talking about one thing: you.

‘Damn, so close’

‘Nah, you still ain’t win you was supposed to break her in 🙄 ’

‘that shit don’t even matter tho. after hakeem found that list, none of us was gone even get to breathe near her. He got farther than any of us’

‘I told y’all to not bring that shit out in the locker room that day. That’s what y’all asses get 😂 ’

That one was from Erik, and you released a shaky breath, eyes burning.

‘ok but 👀 👀 👀 you’ve been hovering around her ass for four years. Was it worth it? Spill the tea, Erik’

‘Spill the tea? Nigga you sound like my lil’ cousins talkin’ bout some spill the tea 😂 💀 ’

You dropped his phone, having seen enough and struggled to put your shirt on just as he came back in. You didn’t even look at him as you angrily pulled your underwear back on, shoving past him, making him do a double take.

“Woah, hold up. Where you goin’? What’s wrong?”

“Fuck you,” you screamed in his face, and his eyes widened.

You snatched your arm out of his grip from where he had stopped you, stomping out of his room. Mylene’s room door opened, Spirit peeking out, eyebrows furrowed in confusion before her eyes widened at the scene before her. You could see it in her eyes, that she was about to scold you, but that was before she took in the expression on your face.

“What the fuck did you do, Erik?” she threw at him.

“I didn’t do shit,” he snapped at her. “(Y/N), talk to me…”

You ignored him, flying into Mylene’s room and hurriedly grabbing your shit. By now, Mylene was groggily waking up, eyebrows pinched together.

“Was’ goin’ on?” she mumbled with a yawn.

You didn’t say anything, positive that you wouldn’t be able to get a word out without crying and spilling everything. She finally took in what was happening and suddenly sat up, eyes wide.

“(Y/N), what’s goin’ on? Spirit, what happened?”

“I…,” Spirit trailed off, probably wondering if she would explain what she saw or not.

You didn’t give either one of them the chance to ask you again before you were leaving her room. Erik was there, still confused, and you struggled to get past him.

“Move!”

“Nah, not til-.”

You cut him off with a slap, and you heard your friends gasp behind you. You finally pushed past him in his shock, face hot and shoulders shaking. You could hear footsteps behind you.

“(Y/N)-.”

“I’m going home. I’m callin’ an Uber, and getting the fuck out-.”

“Hey, hey, I’ll take you home, okay?” Spirit said, wrapping an arm around you.

You were visibly trying to hold it together, and she could see that. She glanced at Mylene who stood frozen beside y’all.

“Right, My? We’ll take her home, come on…”

Mylene was staring at the stairs where Erik stood, an angry expression on her face as she glared at him. She glanced at you, and you looked away, knowing that she was putting the pieces together. She didn’t say anything for a minute before eventually answering.

“Yeah, I’ll drive. Let’s go…”

She sounded exhausted, maybe even fed up, despite the fact that she had just taken a nap. They led you outside, but as you went to open the door, you discovered that it was locked. You looked up at Mylene, your gaze meeting her hard stare.

“Did you fuck my brother?”

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Survey #402

“there’s a space kept in hell with your name on the seat / with a spike in the chair just to make it complete”

Have you ever had any really infected injuries? Not an injury, per se, but I've had at least one ear piercing get infected during the healing process. Shit sucks ass. Are you popular on any websites? No. What was the last song you listened to? "Savior" by SWARM. Are you considered popular at school? I wasn't. If you could host your own talk show, would you do it? No. I've got nothing interesting to talk about. If you were starving would you eat food out of a garbage can? I honestly don't know if I could with how squeamish I am about sharing food, even with family. And we're talking about sharing food that's been in the TRASH. Do you know anyone who has changed their first name? I do. Which one of your senses would you be the most devastated to lose? I THINK hearing. I hate silence, so that would just be... haunting. I want to be able to hear people's voices and other sounds. Do you know anyone who has been on life support, and survived? I have no idea. Do your parents have a strong relationship together? God no. They're divorced for a reason. Have you ever read any of Charles Darwin’s works? No. If there was such a thing as a mental health first aid kit, what would you want to be in it? Some ice cream and a Mountain Dew bc I'm an emotional eater, my "graduation" pebble from my partial hospitalization program to remember how far I've come, some cold water to run over my face (or drink), my iPod for music and phone to watch YouTube, a nice, big blanket to turn into a burrito in... that kind of stuff. If you’re in a relationship, are you happy? And if you’re single, are you looking for someone? I'm not actively searching for anyone, no. What is something that people make fun of you for? Always being on the computer. It makes me EXTREMELY self-conscious, and I really wish people would keep their mouths shut about it. Which supermarket do you like to shop at? Wal-Mart. Have you ever been told that your boyfriend/girlfriend wasn’t good enough for you? In the past. Do you think it’s okay to flirt with someone that’s already taken, as long as it goes no further? Fuck no. Do you struggle to say ‘no’ to things you don’t want to do? YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP. Someone attractive is staring at you. What do you do? Probably just kinda smile and blush and look down/away. Are you friends with someone a lot of people dislike? *shrug* Favorite photo search engine? Tumblr for gifs, Google or Pinterest for still images, depending on what I'm looking for. Do you doggie paddle or actually swim in a pool? I'll do both, I think? It's been too long since I've swum. Ever made a snow angel? Ye-ep. Would you ever take up smoking? No. I like having operational lungs. Do you laugh at racial jokes? No. Hate to break it to ya, but they're not funny. Book series you enjoyed reading recently? I've been loving Wings of Fire by Tui T. Sutherland, even if I'm reading very slowly. My psychiatrist has given me a new way to approach my hobbies I have difficulty engaging in, so I'm hoping if I keep it up, my rate of reading will speed up! Are there any keys on your keyboard that have letters fading away? Ahaha, yeah... "a," "s," and "d." A true gamer. How "w" is still alive, I couldn't tell ya. Favorite non-chocolate candy? Sour Punch Straws, probably. The red ones, in specific. Last person you texted? My mom. What did you learn from your first job? That I can't work with people. Favorite website from your childhood? I was a Webkinz A D D I C T. Least favorite flavor of food or drink? Cranberry came to mind very quickly. Least favorite pattern? uhhhhhhh Favorite potato food? Either French fries or Lays wavy potato chips. PC or console gaming? I grew up as a console gamer, so I'm kinda biased. Writing or drawing? Don't make me choose!! I get more satisfaction out of drawing something I'm proud of, but I do way more writing. Who would you put before everyone else? My mom, probably. Lamps, overhead lights, fairy lights, or sunlight? Fairy lights are so cute. How many phone numbers do you have memorized? I shit you not, none. What is your third favourite colour? Hm. Maybe rose gold, or lilac. Can you remember your first phone? If so, what kind was it? I'm really not sure, but I WANT to say it was one of those slide-y, compact Blueberry ones? Who is your favourite character from Alice in Wonderland? The Cheshire Cat has always been very alluring to me. What is the last thing you looked up online? The definition to a word just to ensure I was using it correctly. Have you ever had your fortune read? No. I ain't wasting time or money on that shit. Can you read tarot cards? If you couldn't guess from above, I have zero faith in this kinda stuff, so I don't care to learn. Do you prefer lemons or limes? Lemons. I like lime flavoring in some stuff, though. Are your expecting anything in the mail? No. What would you like to see out of your window everyday instead of what you see now? The forest. Do you own a camera? I do, a Canon EOS Rebel T6. Have you ever written a special note in a book? Yes. Early into our relationship, Jason lent me a book to read, and I wrote a lil love letter in it for him. Do you have any artistic talents? I mean I like to think I'm a good writer and a decent artist. Do you remember the last movie you saw while on a date? Yeah, IT with Girt. It was fun because he's a horror pansy, haha. He did fine, though. What would you do if you found out you were pregnant? Freak the fuck out because I haven't had sex in many years, so that thing's coming the fuck out 'cuz it obviously ain't natural. Favorite thing to get at McDonalds? Look man, I'm shameless, I love me a Quarter Pounder w/ cheese. Plus some fries. :x Do you know anyone named Alex? I know multiple people named Alex, actually. Whose house did you last sleep over at? Sara's. In other words, it's been a loooong time.Would you ever record yourself having sex? God no. Like zero judgment to the people that do, but I get NOTHING out of watching others "do it." I've never actually tried watching porn, but I couldn't have less interest. I know I'd hate it, and a lot. Did the vacuum scare you as a child? I don't think it did, anyway. Have you or would you ever use a dating app? One of my most embarrassing secrets is that I was briefly on Christian Mingle. It makes me want to cringe into fucking oblivion. Who are you most nervous about introducing potential significant others to? My dad. He's... a character. What was the most important non-academic thing you learned in high school? That time fucking flies, so cherish every millisecond. Do you and your friends ever talk about your sex lives? Not really. Even when I was sexually active, I was private about that stuff. I don't care if others talk to me about theirs, but odds are I'm not saying much about myself. What were the best and worst interviews you’ve ever had? What made them so good/bad? I've never had a bad interview, but I mean, I've only had I wanna say four in my whole life. None were anything special either, though. Ever put someone else in the hospital? No. Have you ever sold anything on eBay? If so, what? No. What is the best surprise you have ever had? Finding a container of puppy chow underneath the Christmas tree one year. It was my parents' way of telling me we were getting a dog (which I had been nagging them about FOREVER), and next came Teddy. <3 I miss my boy. Is someone in love with you? I wouldn't know. Ever kiss someone on the first date? No. Ever sleep with someone on the first date? That's a hard no. Do you wear cologne/perfume/aftershave regularly? No. Do you snore? No, actually. Pretty astonishing for someone with such severe sleep apnea. When is the last time someone else slept in your bed? When Sara last visited. How often do you dust? Not... nearly enough as I'm supposed to. Mom gets on me about it all the time. What is the most ‘extreme’ activity you have ever done? Ha, nothing wild, I assure you. I guess riding a four-wheeler through the woods once with our former neighbors, who were good friends of ours.. Have you ever rode on a mobility scooter/wheelchair just for fun? Um, no? That's a jackass thing to do. Some people actually need those. Who’s the most controlling person you know? OH MY FUCKING GOD. OUR FAMILY FRIEND TOBEY. EASILY. She seizes control of EVERY situation, even if she has no right to be involved in it. Does anyone keep a photo of you in their purse/wallet, and if so, who? Not to my knowledge. Do you own a microphone? No. Do you enjoy trailers at the cinema? I do! I like arriving in time to see them. Have you ever been burgled? No, thankfully. Have you ever entered anything into Urban Dictionary? If so, what? No. What’s the last live performance you watched on TV? No idea. Have you ever been embarrassed to buy something from a shop? Not to my recollection. It helps that I'm not the one buying things, like ever. What’s the name of one of your friends’ dogs? Buster! :') He's a precious lil bean. Name a pet you definitely wouldn’t want. A GIANT CENTIPEDE. That's one pet in the invert community that I have ZERO interest in EVER owning. Those bitches are scary. Have you ever needed to wear a tie? If so, when/why? Nope.

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